Post by: stevey on August 30, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
Pale- Townie-mon death by vote
Also time for a few role updates!
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Grave Digger
Can bring a limit amount of people back to life and can only bring back the same person twice!
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Town Whore #3
Yep a whore but this one is like no other
no she still has STDs
She can block the ability of a role each day
I cant say no to that face
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Polls close at 12 midnight
Post by: that Baby guy on August 30, 2007, 05:39:02 PM
Post by: stevey on August 30, 2007, 05:41:19 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on August 30, 2007, 05:43:48 PM
Post by: Zach on August 30, 2007, 05:55:43 PM
Edit:
QuoteDoes this mean there is more than one town whore? Speaking of which, I notice no mafia hit last night, I guess that means the whore was successful.
Town whore #3
Post by: Mashiro on August 30, 2007, 06:02:48 PM
Post by: Spak-Spang on August 31, 2007, 01:46:48 AM
Last Night I had the worst Nightmare...I was walking around this horribly castle and I felt like I had been here before. But I was worried because I had not charged up my only weapon to the power level I would prefer, but then I noticed a nice pair of running shoes and helped me run away from the situation. Boy did I feel foolish when I woke up and ran into my Mom's Bedroom. (Its sad but my parents sleep in separate rooms. Its tough being an only child.)
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 01:49:40 AM
*Takes some pot shots at next poster*
Post by: Darkheart on August 31, 2007, 04:19:39 AM
You B*TCH~!
*grabs dark samus and pulls her close and b*tchslaps her off the stage*
OH DID I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN?
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 04:23:40 AM
*Performs a tether recovery*
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2007, 05:15:53 AM
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 05:36:07 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 05:40:03 AM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Vote Sir Stabbalot I have to pick someone.
-Un-Vote Patchkid15 for voting against me.
Placeholder, actually. Bill's not going to live to see the sunrise.
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2007, 08:34:50 AM
Post by: Mashiro on August 31, 2007, 09:20:37 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2007, 09:32:21 AM
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2007, 11:12:13 AM
*waddle waddle*
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 11:39:17 AM
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Originally posted by: Ceric
*waddle waddle*
*waddle waddle*
*Punt*
Ah, I'm such a jerk...
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2007, 11:47:24 AM
*A horde of Mr. Saturn's decent and part to reveal...*
SATURN RINGED MECHA RED LINE....
Which has been in design for years but need a power source to draw its essence from to put it in motion.
*The Saturn Horde descends on Dark Samus and stuff her in a gelatinous core area of the mecha.*
Battle boing Fiercest. Saturns Prevail!
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 11:56:56 AM
Jan struggles with all her power, but even her Chozo Suit can't overcome the sheer number of Mr. Saturns. As soon as the hatch closes, the Mecha rises. But soon it begins to move erratically, and begins to crush its creators. The machine's speakers roar to life with a raging battlecry.
"I AM NOT DARK SAMUS! MY NAME IS JAN ALEXI DAMNIT!"
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 12:46:44 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 12:54:34 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Mr. Saturn and Dark Samus (Jan Alex)
From the pile of rubble, a hand suddenly bursts up. Massive sections of it are burned away, revealing the bio-mechanical layers underneath. She rises, he suit badly damaged but operational. Jan removes her ruined helmet, her eyes burning like hellfire with rage. Adrenaline pumps through her veins, her Chozo blood tripling its effect. She stands as a living embodiment of the saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". She speaks, with venom dripping from every word.
"My name is Jan Alexi." She says, stressing the "i" at the end of her name.
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 01:28:57 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 01:39:39 PM
"Nobody makes a monkey out of me. Nobody." She speaks, slowly and angrily.
Jan opens up with both weapons, sacrificing accuracy for sheer number of photons in the air.
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 01:45:43 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 01:53:27 PM
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Originally posted by: Zach
*yells out* YOU GET HIM JAN ALEXIS!!!
Hearing a shout, Jan instinctively looked over and aimed at Gannondorf's head with the pistol, but stopped when she realized he was both cheering for her and had called her by her name, although adding in an 's' at the end, but that may just have been his accent. She wasn't a very social person, the longest conversations she held were when she was interrogating someone, and those times she did most of her talking with a laser-pistol and a boot to the face. But this man... There was something about him that was different... It struck a chord inside her she hadn't felt before, and she did something she hadn't done in a long time.
She smiled at him.
And then returned to firing at the monkey.
Post by: stevey on August 31, 2007, 02:00:53 PM
Bill 1
Sir Stabbalot 1
Patchkid15 1
Thatguy 1
Come on townies, you all need to play to win. The mafia still hasn't lost a single man.
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 02:10:17 PM
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:11:04 PM
*jumps from above and ganon stomps that little twerp diddy, sending him flying straight upwards and off the screen*
*gawd I feel like such a dork* anyway, on the subject of the game, it still worries me that khush has been mute, I would just feel better if we could get him to do something, otherwise I feel like he is plotting behind our backs.
<VOTE RESCINDED>
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2007, 02:13:56 PM
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
....
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
Might SATURN HORDE Feel Zoom!
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:16:25 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:18:24 PM
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*gawd I feel like such a dork*
Exactly what I was going for! The most cliche plot ever!
And I agree, silence from Khush is a scary thing. Bill can wait.
VOTE KHUSH
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:21:28 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:23:21 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
diddy used Donkey Kong as a shield realizing he would come back on day 4. After his ape friend had fallen he dodged swiftly making his way closer to Jan Alexi. Once he was so close he pulled out his Peanut Pop gun, and destroyed everyone against him.
The slow-moving gravity-defying peanuts were no match for Jan's marksmanship, it was easier to destroy them as they came then even the training drones she kept to keep her skills sharp.
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:24:15 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
while thinking of her training days she miscalculated and was blasted by a peanut.
The peanut struck her right in the visor. Her shield dropped ~2.34x10^-15 points.
Jan used her Space Jump to boost herself into the air, flipping several times and landing on her feet right in front of Diddy. She loaded a Super Miissile iinto her cannon and spoke.
"Stand down. Now."
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:28:38 PM
Edit:nvm it seems stabby beat me to the post.
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:31:42 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:32:11 PM
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Originally posted by: Zach
*does up b move on Jan, not to hurt her (but she does take some damage) but to save her from flying off of the edge, procedes to diddy*
Edit:nvm it seems stabby beat me to the post.
"What the-"
As she was sent flying, Jan began to think she better see if she could infuse Gannondorf with Chozo blood soon. His reaction time as-is wouldn't cut it.
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:33:33 PM
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:34:37 PM
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:35:27 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:36:39 PM
"Try not to throw your shoulder so much when you punch!"
EDIT: SSBB is far too fast for board roleplaying. Now, it it has online play, this problem could be settled.
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:38:20 PM
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:38:27 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 02:40:05 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Diddy realizing he was spanked pressed pause and snapped the wire on his controller so no one else could unpause the game beat monkeys
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:40:46 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:40:52 PM
Jan launcher her grapple beam, ready to grab the critter and give it a savage beat-down.
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:42:18 PM
Post by: Patchkid15 on August 31, 2007, 02:42:42 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:45:25 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
you guys beat me darn
"For an animal, you fought well."
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 02:46:03 PM
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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
you guys beat me hard darn. then you exploded.
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:51:00 PM
Jan suddenly remembered the magical explosive. She tuned right as the timer hit zero.
"Oh for the love of-"
She moved to put herself between the blastwave and Gannondorf. It was a huge blast, and she could feel the alloys in her suit melting under the heat. The suit held, but the second the blast ended, it shattered. She stood there, glad she had worn her Federation-standard issue uniform for under-armor instead of that stupid jumpsuit. She turned to Gannondorf, glancing at the pieces of her suit lying everywhere. She smiled.
"You owe me for this."
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 02:54:28 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 02:58:03 PM
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Originally posted by: Zach
*startled, turns in a defiant manner and gives a defiant "Harumph," but is secretly hiding that his cheeks have gotten slightly redder*
Jan said nothing, but kept smiling. In his position, she probably would have done the same.
"Well, then, farewell for now." She saluted and returned to her ship, wondering what she had just gotten herself into.
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 04:40:27 PM
Post by: stevey on August 31, 2007, 04:41:03 PM
khush 2
bill 1
super 1
polls close in a half hour, send in role PMs if you haven't yet
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 04:46:26 PM
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Originally posted by: Zach
The closer we get to the close of the day, the less and less what I am seeing. Khush has to know that being silent has to draw attention to himself, so why would he not say anything at all? He hasnt even come out to defend himself when it seems likely he will be voted out with only two votes. All I have heard from him is a weird pm he sent to me after I voted for him last night in which he pretty much told me that he was trying to make a deal with the mafia. The only conclusion I can come to is that he wants to be voted for. Something just doesn't smell right.... I definitely do not like this. I am thinking about taking back my vote to go for him later when maybe I know more.
Great, now I'm not sure what to do. We could keep voting for Khush, or switch to Bill. I like the sound of "audentis fortuna iuvat", but I DON'T like the sound of an explosion.
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 04:53:50 PM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on August 31, 2007, 04:56:06 PM
Need sleep...
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 04:59:40 PM
Bill and SUPER are tied 1-to-1
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 05:02:08 PM
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 05:03:16 PM
Post by: Zach on August 31, 2007, 05:04:56 PM
Post by: stevey on August 31, 2007, 05:04:59 PM
Bill is dead!
Post by: that Baby guy on August 31, 2007, 05:06:32 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 31, 2007, 07:08:26 PM
Post by: vudu on September 01, 2007, 06:24:48 AM
Post by: Mashiro on September 01, 2007, 06:39:16 AM
*explodes*
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on September 01, 2007, 06:43:21 AM
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Originally posted by: Mashiro
I'm stepping out of the game because . . . it's boring.
*explodes*
Post by: UERD on September 02, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
OOC: I got a PM from someone telling me that I was signed up, something I was not aware of. So I am gracefully bowing out. Sorry for the confusion!
