Hello Boyyyyyys.
I was at a Dark Magic Symposium all weekend ... and boy is my Dark Magic Box tired. AhahahaRaoooowr.
Anyway, I'm sorry I haven't been around to ... play with you fine handsome Hyrulites but I'm here now. And oh my my, what a strange party this is!
One thing I know for sure reading up on you lot, there sure are some meddling little girls around here! There can only be one powerful lady in these parts (and no,I'm not talking about Tingle!) So, pot-stirrers like Agitha and Fi coming out of the gate so strong-y wong-y with their big ol' suggestions (and their big ol' ugly lying mouths) sure do make me wanna go all Wizzro on their ... derrieres. Who likes a bug infested Magic Box and a Blabbermouth anyway? Not this Dark Wizard!
I'm watching you ladies. It's just a matter of which pot-stirrer to put in the dishwasher! Oh, what, you dumb Hyrulites don't know what a dishwasher is? AhahahaRaooowr! All you need to do is see all of time like I do! That's all I'll say for now.
mmmmBye!