And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
That one goes out to my friend, the good Dr. Jonathan Metts. Everytime one of your rockets launch, I wave a cigarette lighter in the air! I don't even smoke, I just have it for those special occasions.
The club I DJ at on the weekends is located in Ontario, California. It's a long drive from Santa Barbara, but it reminds me of home.
But things aren't all good times and vinyl, let me tell you. A crashing sound woke me up during the night. I looked out my window and saw a dark figure looking through my overturned trash can. They fleed after I turned on my porch light. Was it Sarah Miller from Iowa City? Or someone even more sinister?
I don't know what they were hoping to find. All that was in there were Hot Pockets boxes and unopened copies of Ghost Recon 2. I usually use those to light the fire on a chilly evening, but after 10 years, they lose their sparking ability.
James Jones is his usual frenetic self. He keeps going on about this NWR Mafia game like it's life and death. I don't see the big deal. I see people who have been "killed" that are still posting in the topic. So they're still alive, unless the NWR Forums can accept posts by ghosts. Considering I don't think the heads of the website have even visited the forum in a decade, let alone looked at the code, I don't think we've received that upgrade yet. Ty Shugart could take over this forum at any time with all these security holes!
SInce I've just been accused of being a manical killer instead of a silky smooth spinner of tunes, I'll provisionally vote BeautifulShy. But my heart, which is all love, mind you, isn't in it. I can be swayed!
Vote lolmonade Vote pokepal148 Let's just see what happens. Can the host even be killed? It'll either be a wasted vote or in the true spirit of this April Fool's Game.