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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2016, 12:05:48 AM »
Officials say North Korean satellite is "tumbling in orbit"

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/officials-say-north-korean-satellite-is-tumbling-in-orbit/

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2016, 07:17:39 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/south-korea-suspected-midrange-north-korean-missile-crashes-072220003.html

South Korea: Suspected midrange North Korean missiles fail

Kim Jong Un's wife knows all about missile fails.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2016, 07:38:41 PM »
Zing! Hey yo!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2016, 02:27:10 AM »
Just kidding, he doesn't have a wife
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2016, 01:00:59 PM »
His boyfriend, then.
Zingo!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2016, 01:32:05 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-brings-back-pleasure-squads-of-105047854.html

Kim Jong-Un Has A 'Pleasure Squad' Of Teenage Girls Who Follow Him Around The World

Kim Jong is a sicko.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2016, 01:42:11 PM »
Gives new meaning to the term "squad goals"
yes, definitely a sicko
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »
I'd Patreon $20 to whoever assassinates him.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2016, 03:17:30 PM »
You both would do the same thing in his position.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2016, 12:12:31 AM »
sorry you hate me supermario2k. I will try to stick to only offending Kim Jar-Jar-Un. :mario:
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2016, 08:26:57 PM »
Yep apparently im a dupe in rat's eyes now.... :D

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2016, 08:30:38 PM »
I don't why sorry rat was locked for, I censored everything...
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2016, 07:30:18 AM »
North Korea declares war on the US on the same schedule that I back up my podcasts. (Monthly)
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2016, 01:53:22 AM »
He actually said he declared he wanted a whore from the US, but it got mistranslated. Happens every so often.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2016, 02:46:18 AM »
Who can understand those North Koreans anyways? All chin chin shang jubu goobly-goo. Quit eating dog and learn to talk English already!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2016, 08:28:22 PM »
Kim jongun is SOOOO boring that people fall asleep when he talks!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-koreas-top-education-official-executed-seoul-022737788.html
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2016, 05:39:45 AM »
This would be politics if everybody didn't agree the North Korean government sucks.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2016, 09:12:37 PM »
What kind of lazy twit uses child labor? Die in a sewer Kim Jong-Un you retarded oompa loompa.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/child-chain-gangs-north-korea-9460513
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2016, 08:51:17 AM »
That time of the year already? Sweet.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2016, 05:36:12 PM »
http://nypost.com/2016/12/25/kim-jong-un-bans-christmas-makes-north-korea-worship-grandma/?ref=yfp

Kim Jong-un's grandma is named Kim Jong-suk...ahahahaha. Who's gonna worship a dirty tramp like that?

Kim Jong-un is literally a grandson of whores--Merry Christmas!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2017, 06:37:41 PM »
The Sun is normally #trash but the subheading is on point:

FATTY FATTY BOOM-UN North Korea threatens WAR with the US after Senator John McCain called despot Kim Jong-un a ‘crazy fat kid’

Cheese obssessed Kim appears to have been badly hurt by fat shaming remarks

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3203473/senator-john-mccain-king-jong-un-north-korea-war-crazy-fat-kid/
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2017, 10:35:19 PM »
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2017, 05:14:28 PM »
Seoul says North Korean soldier defects across DMZ

"Over the decades since the peninsula was divided, dozens of North Korean soldiers have fled to the South through the zone which extends for two km either side of the actual border.

More than 30,000 North Korean civilians have fled their homeland but it is very rare for them to cross the closely guarded inter-Korean border, which is fortified with minefields and barbed wire."

No one wants to live in fatty Kim's prison.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/seoul-says-north-korean-soldier-defects-across-dmz-141556357.html
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