Author Topic: The Bastard Game (Read 11171 times)

nickmitch · « **on:** April 17, 2009, 11:19:00 PM »

Rules: Just follow the formula!
If you're_______ and you________, then you're a bastard.

Example, If you're someone's ex-roommate and they let you crash, and you thank them by changing their facebook status to something blatantly homosexual, then you're a bastard.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:53:54 PM »

If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.

Am I doing it right?

EasyCure · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2009, 12:34:37 AM »

if you promise to email a fellow member of your online community an okami cover, but send some goatse with it, youre a bastard.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:22:32 PM »

If you're moist and encourage other people to embrace the wetness, then you're a bastard.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2009, 01:30:54 PM »

If you're eaten by a bass and then you were crapped out, then you're a bass terd.

Am I still doing it right?

EasyCure · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:30:42 PM »

if you're a man and enjoys putting fishdicks in your mouth, themn you're a gay fish

nickmitch · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2009, 03:49:51 PM »

If you steal all the change off someone's floor and then promise them pizza later, and you don't comeback with any pizza, you're a bastard.

EasyCure · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:47:38 PM »

if you steal "you might be a redneck" jokes, and turn it into a horrible bastard joke, you're a bastard

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2009, 07:26:50 PM »

Yeah, I just needed to vent about how much of a bastard my ex-roommate is. That bastard.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:14:30 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2009, 11:53:54 PM

If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.

Am I doing it right?

That's too right for the purpose of this thread.

EasyCure · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:42:48 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on April 19, 2009, 07:26:50 PM

Yeah, I just needed to vent about how much of a bastard my ex-roommate is. That bastard.

if you let your roomate get away with it, and take the humiliation, you're a bastard

get that mofo back son!

nickmitch · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2009, 10:03:18 PM »

Well, when he was taking a nap on my bed (like the bastard he is) I put a literal teabag right on his mouth. I also made him look like a pedophile in public.

EasyCure · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2009, 11:14:07 PM »

i'm sick of the word teabag! you sir are a bastard!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2009, 01:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Smash_Brother on April 19, 2009, 08:14:30 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2009, 11:53:54 PM
If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.

Am I doing it right?

That's too right for the purpose of this thread.

That was the joke.

Stogi · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:09:17 AM »

If your playing WoW and your suppose to be entertaining your roommates guests, your a bastard.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:27:23 AM »

If you post on NWR and your username is Vudu, then you are a bastard.

Rimshot!

EasyCure · « **Reply #16 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:29:33 AM »

If you're an NWR regular and you use a rimshot in your joke without linking to www.instantrimshot.com, then you're a DUMB bastard.

Spinnzilla · « **Reply #17 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:55:42 AM »

If you posted above me and have a Dalton avatar, then you're a bastard.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:34:37 AM »

If you think making fun of Timothy Dalton is cool and you do so, then you are an insecure pathetic little man. Oh, and a bastard as well.

EasyCure · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:51:41 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on April 20, 2009, 10:34:37 AM

If you think making fun of Timothy Dalton is cool and you do so, then you are an insecure pathetic little man. Oh, and a bastard as well.

If you don't quote this for its triumphet truthiness, you're a bastard.

Spinnzilla · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:21:01 AM »

When was I making fun of Dalton?

vudu · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:07:31 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on April 20, 2009, 02:09:17 AM

If your playing WoW and your suppose to be entertaining your roommates guests, your a bastard.

If you don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE, then you're a bastard.

Quote from: Khushrenada on April 20, 2009, 02:27:23 AM

If you post on NWR and your username is Vudu, then you are a bastard.

Good thing my user name is vudu or my face would be pretty red right now!

decoyman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:39:40 PM »

If you are a Bumpus Hound and you knocked the old man's turkey on the ground, you are a bastage.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:35:08 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 20, 2009, 01:12:49 AM

Quote from: Smash_Brother on April 19, 2009, 08:14:30 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2009, 11:53:54 PM
If you're born and your parents aren't married, then you're a bastard.

Am I doing it right?

That's too right for the purpose of this thread.
That was the joke.

So was that.

nickmitch · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:23:51 PM »

If you're a regular and you mess up your quotes, then you're a bastard.

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Author Topic: The Bastard Game (Read 11171 times)