Author Topic: The Wafather: Day 3 wawhaaaaaaaaaaaat! (Read 25531 times)

Wah · « **on:** October 05, 2016, 10:27:53 PM »

Breaking NEWS!
This is Birdo reporting straight from the scene of a gruesome murder scene.
Wapeacho(pokepal), owner of the pub The Rotten WA, has been found dead hanged on a tree. Police have reported that she had several lovebites on her neck resembling patterns of famous counter-fitter Mr.L (silenced) but Mr.L had a solid witness that he was at the Mush&tuck Nightclub all night and was ruled out. But who could have killed Wapeacho? we ask a local "escort" for more information:
"Yeah, I saw her"
"she constantly hanged with that pshyco Waluigi"
"you mean the murderer?"
"yeah that's the one."
What could this mean?
We forwarded this information to Castle PD and they raided the apartment she was sharing with roommate Daisy. Inside police found past target Doctor Wario crossed out suggesting that she offed him. and on a shrine was a picture of a ugly, yet dashing turtle. Koopa Trooper it appears that he was her next target. This shocking revelation shows that Wapeacho was not a victim but a Murderer alongside the dreadful Waluigi ALL along! detective Lakitu has released a statement:
"we knew we could get them, and we're glad that we could get them so easily and quickly, with this lover murderers gone the whole city can start to recover over the deaths of our heroes!"
Rest assured citizens all off us can stay assured that our streets our now safe nothing else could possibly happen! This is Birdo signing off!
~click~
Lakitu turned of the TV and turned to his 2nd in command,
"well looks like you dodged a bullet Koop"
"yes sir"
"go hope and see your kids koop, you look really shaken up"
"alright sir, but the toad gang...."
"let me deal with them! With the lover murders over we can focus all our resources onto finding them!"

Yessirry this is sharpening up to look like a townie win, but can the mafia pull a twist with a surprise WA!?
Only time well tell.

Dead:
Pokepal (Wapeacho)

Alive:
Khush
Tofu
Strat
Apdude
steve
lols
shyguy FUCKIN FINE THERE YOU GO!
mop
nick
lordandsaviour
stogi
........ (what!? his name is silence! what do you expect me to say!)

Wah · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:29:16 PM »

All the killers are WAAAD!!!

Silenced · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:36:52 PM »

This game is something.

I swear you forgot me before you edited or something.

THE HOST IS CONSPIRING TO KILL ME

Wah · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Silenced on October 05, 2016, 10:36:52 PM

This game is something.

I swear you forgot me before you edited or something.

THE HOST IS CONSPIRING TO KILL ME

Silenced · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:41:53 PM »

Anyways, there's literally nothing to go on since there's nothing but jokes, so I'll lean on basic intuition and **** I don't know.

Vote Mop

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:44:11 PM »

I'm not even listed

Wah · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:44:40 PM »

duhh dale

Khushrenada · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Silenced on October 05, 2016, 10:41:53 PM

Anyways, there's literally nothing to go on since there's nothing but jokes, so I'll lean on basic intuition and **** I don't know.

Ain't that the truth. But it's working so far so...

"Wahahaha! Waluigi, number one!"

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 05, 2016, 10:44:40 PM

duhh dale

IDENTITY THEFT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Silenced · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:48:49 PM »

Shy isn't listed, yeah.

WHO THE **** IS ALIVE IN THIS GAME

Khushrenada · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:49:37 PM »

un-Vote thatguy I have it on good authority he is the godfather. Looks like we can start wrapping this game up everyone.

I also have it on Waluigi authority that he isn't playing so I'll unvote him for now.

Wah · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:50:16 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 05, 2016, 10:49:37 PM

Vote thatguy

What he doesn't even... whatever!XD

Wah · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:53:46 PM »

Update on wining avatars:
1. stogi
2. Apdude
3. Nickmitch
4. Shyguy
5. Khushrenada

Silenced · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:55:33 PM »

Wah · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:57:03 PM »

but...

Silenced · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:58:05 PM »

This is true suffering.

Wah · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:02:16 PM »

Shawd up! you love it!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 05, 2016, 10:50:16 PM

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 05, 2016, 10:49:37 PM
Vote thatguy
What he doesn't even... whatever!XD

Oh. I thought you just forgot him in the alive list. Actually, at this point, can you prove he's not playing?! Wah ha ha! You've been Waluigi'd!

"You're lousy!"

Silenced · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:08:02 PM »

thatguy is lucario and is secretly playing us all.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:15:49 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 05, 2016, 10:53:46 PM

Update on wining avatars:
1. stogi
2. Apdude
3. Nickmitch
4. Shyguy
5. Khushrenada

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I'm still not winning. Everyone's cheating!

Guess I just need to find something sexier....

apdude · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:18:41 PM »

So the mafia didn't place Wa again? Lucky us!

Must be Insano!

~~Vote Insanolord!~~

Khushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:20:45 PM »

Hmmm. Maybe this would make a good look....

"Wa-lu-igi, Yeah Yeah YEAH!"

No, too cutesy.

apdude · « **Reply #22 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 05, 2016, 11:15:49 PM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I'm still not winning. Everyone's cheating!

Cheat harder!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #23 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:30:23 PM »

How's this for cheating?

"Only cheaters mess up!"

Nah, Too princess-y.

Silenced · « **Reply #24 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:31:30 PM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:36:33 PM »

Waaaahhhh. Too Zelda-y.

"Waluigi no win this time."

Khushrenada · « **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:38:57 PM »

Waaaahhhh. Too arm-y.

"Nyaahh... Waluigi get you next time."

nickmitch · « **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:41:37 PM »

Probably going to go down as the best Mafia game of all time.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #28 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:42:49 PM »

Waaahhhh. Too boy-y.

"Aw, Wario! *coughs* Ugh, you're killing me!"

apdude · « **Reply #29 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:43:35 PM »

Try this

Khushrenada · « **Reply #30 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:45:36 PM »

Yeah YEAH YEAH!!! Perfect!!!!

"Wahh. This looks too easy."

Khushrenada · « **Reply #31 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:53:10 PM »

Quote from: apdude on October 05, 2016, 11:43:35 PM

Try this

"Ehh... Not bad... for you..."

Wah hah hah!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #32 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:58:24 PM »

This thread is officially in NSFW territory.

Needs
Some
Fresh
Waluigi

Fortunately, I've got just the thing!

"I hate this game!"

Khushrenada · « **Reply #33 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:59:33 PM »

And I really, really, really hate this game.

stevey · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:04:14 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 05, 2016, 10:46:03 PM

Quote from: Silenced on October 05, 2016, 10:41:53 PM
Anyways, there's literally nothing to go on since there's nothing but jokes, so I'll lean on basic intuition and **** I don't know.

Ain't that the truth. But it's working so far so...

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/7fe0996b3ffa765b24a65e1f805c11afb75301347c5e067d53ac8c3cdae42ae2_1.jpg

"Wahahaha! Waluigi, number one!"

lmftfy

Khushrenada · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:08:20 AM »

Let's just say they're equal.

"Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"

Stogi · « **Reply #36 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:12:43 AM »

So Mafia didn't make a hit? Anyone want to do the investigative work to see who was all here yesterday?

apdude · « **Reply #37 on:** October 06, 2016, 01:04:02 AM »

Since it has devolved into this... your sexy Wa of the day!

Stratos · « **Reply #38 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:02:51 PM »

I need to get in on the Wahction!

This game is hilarious. You guys are the best.

nickmitch · « **Reply #39 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:16:23 PM »

Quote from: apdude on October 06, 2016, 01:04:02 AM

Since it has devolved into this... your sexy Wa of the day!

I'd like to think each Waluigi is sexy in his own way. . .and also the same ways.

Silenced · « **Reply #40 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:31:08 PM »

Stogi · « **Reply #41 on:** October 06, 2016, 12:44:20 PM »

Vote Mop

After looking through who posted, Mop and LordandSavior aka Insano were the only two not to post.

apdude · « **Reply #42 on:** October 06, 2016, 01:42:20 PM »

Mixing Memes... Waaaaa

Stratos · « **Reply #43 on:** October 06, 2016, 01:53:27 PM »

I won't make the mistake of voting Mop it up again without credible evidence.

Vote apdude because my gut tells me to.

apdude · « **Reply #44 on:** October 06, 2016, 01:57:21 PM »

Your guts are WAAAA-ong....

Silenced · « **Reply #45 on:** October 06, 2016, 02:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Stratos on October 06, 2016, 01:53:27 PM

I won't make the mistake of voting Mop it up again without credible evidence.

Vote apdude because my gut tells me to.

You just said you didn't want to vote for someone without evidence.

Then you voted for someone without evidence.

Mop it up · « **Reply #46 on:** October 06, 2016, 02:09:31 PM »

Oof, these day times really conflict with my schedule. Then again, looking over the threads, I'm kind of glad I wasn't around to see this...! You guy sure know how to find images and author icons more disturbing than any art movie!

Oh... oh mop no... it's happening to me too!

apdude · « **Reply #47 on:** October 06, 2016, 02:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Silenced on October 06, 2016, 02:01:57 PM

Quote from: Stratos on October 06, 2016, 01:53:27 PM
I won't make the mistake of voting Mop it up again without credible evidence.

Vote apdude because my gut tells me to.

You just said you didn't want to vote for someone without evidence.

Then you voted for someone without evidence.

Probably because I PM'ed him which is what I did last game where I was mafia but this time I really have no clue other than getting lucky day 1.

Stratos will come around. Or else.... Waaaa... I'm still sticking with Insano

Khushrenada · « **Reply #48 on:** October 06, 2016, 05:24:12 PM »

"Oh, no, wa ha ha ha ha..."

Lousy work. I'm basically like Acting Manager for the next couple days so I don't have the time I want to post Waluigi Tributes. Pick up the slack guys!

Silenced · « **Reply #49 on:** October 06, 2016, 05:48:43 PM »

I'm doing my best captain!

True wa-love.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #50 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:14:00 PM »

"Oh, come on!" Everybody's cheating and ripping of Waluigi's style. Waaaahhh.

un-Vote Insanolord. It's still probably his fault.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #51 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:25:41 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on October 05, 2016, 11:41:37 PM

Probably going to go down as the best Mafia game of all time.

That's because this game is giving everyone what they love!

"Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."

Khushrenada · « **Reply #52 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:32:35 PM »

And now something important to think about.

"Waaaa-luigi time! Waluigi win!"

apdude · « **Reply #53 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:35:08 PM »

They mis-spelled center... WAaaaaa!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #54 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:43:51 PM »

It's a Canadian contest. They spell center as centre just like theater is theatre there.

Waaaaahhhhh! Apdude doesn't understand languages! In your face!

"You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #55 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:44:23 PM »

Vote Khush because I have no idea what's going on in this game and being anti-Khushrenada is my natural state.

apdude · « **Reply #56 on:** October 06, 2016, 06:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 06, 2016, 06:43:51 PM

It's a Canadian contest. They spell center as centre just like theater is theatre there.

Waaaaahhhhh! Apdude doesn't understand languages! In your face!

"You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"

Next you'll be spelling color with a "u".... AAAA-WWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #57 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:01:37 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on October 06, 2016, 06:44:23 PM

Vote Khush because I have no idea what's going on in this game and being anti-Khushrenada is my natural state.

Now I know I made the right choice.

"You're lousy!"

Mop it up · « **Reply #58 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:03:46 PM »

Wahll, I guess I need to make a vote here, even though I'm not convinced of the choices so far. Stogi's just using the same logic as last game which got townies voted out, and I know it's wrong with me of course, so if I don't agree with the logic then I don't want to vote Insanolord which is using the same logic. But I'm also not so sure I waaahnt to vote for apdude either, as there doesn't seem to be a reason for that unless Strwaaaahtos knows something... I s'pose I could go for Khushrenadwaaaah, as being alive this long often means he's Mafiawahhh... but that's again a flimsy excuse...

Meh.

Vote apdude

Mwaaah!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #59 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:12:02 PM »

Current vote tally:

apdude - 2
Insanolord - 2
Mop it up - 2
Khushrenada - 1

A 3 way tie. Very interesting.....

"Lookout..."

apdude · « **Reply #60 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 06, 2016, 07:12:02 PM

Current vote tally:

apdude - 2
Insanolord - 2
Mop it up - 2
Khushrenada - 1

A 3 way tie. Very interesting.....

Guess the vote changer will be busy today?

Quote from: Mop it up on October 06, 2016, 07:03:46 PM

Vote apdude

Mwaaah!

Mop it up · « **Reply #61 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:58:14 PM »

Ties help weed out cheaters!

stevey · « **Reply #62 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:45:54 PM »

Just one vote for Khush for a 4 way tie...

Ashley need only say the word

Decisions, decisions...

Khushrenada · « **Reply #63 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:47:38 PM »

Nah, if I get in a tie situation, then I just change my Insanolord vote to Mop it up or apdude and crisis averted with no more ties.

nickmitch · « **Reply #64 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:48:00 PM »

What happens in the event of a tie?

un-vote Khushrenada

Khushrenada · « **Reply #65 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:50:08 PM »

Nothing apparently. I asked yesterday and got no answer. The Daisy role gets first crack at the tie and think and that's how yesterday's vote was solved.

Voting for Khushrenada, eh? I guess Nickmitch has decided to reveal himself as the cheating mafia scum he really is. Everyone remember this vote.

"Today!"

nickmitch · « **Reply #66 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:53:47 PM »

Ok fine. He's the life of the party, so I'll let him be.

un-Vote Insanolord

stevey · « **Reply #67 on:** October 06, 2016, 08:58:17 PM »

Mirror mirror on the wall, who should I vote for?
"vote wh-apdude"

That voice sounded familiar...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #68 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:02:09 PM »

Who should I vote for?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #69 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:09:41 PM »

Someone who isn't me.

"I'm the best!"

ShyGuy · « **Reply #70 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:11:40 PM »

Even if Khush is Mafia, he's the most entertaining part of the game so far.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #71 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:14:52 PM »

Here's a current vote tally for you:

apdude - 4
Mop it up - 4
Khushrenada - 1

Only 4 players have not voted yet today. ShyGuy, lolmonade, nickmitch and ejamer.

EDIT: Updated tally. Why is Insanolord being saved? This seems suspicious to me. But I promise not to act on it if mafia lets me keep playing and posting.

This game is incredible. I really thought I'd have been eliminated by now with 2 killers and a mafia so I just wanted to post a bunch of Waluigi jokes while I could before I was eliminated. Somehow both the killers are dead and I'm still alive and I've been too busy trying to keep finding new material to really play the game. I should have just been posting mildly amusing stuff all these years instead of working hard to win the game. If I actually make it to the end of this game for doing nothing big except posting pictures with Waluigi quotes, it just may be my greatest victory ever.

"So good!"

TofuFury · « **Reply #72 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:19:13 PM »

I wish every Mafia game was Waluigi themed. Can't get enough of these pics.

Whaa-t to do, whaa-t to do. Taking a risk here, but I'm voting for Apdude.

nickmitch · « **Reply #73 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:23:10 PM »

Gonna take away my vote. I've seen some. . .fairly convincing evidence.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #74 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:30:50 PM »

bandwagon on Apdude?

Y U NO BANDWAGON Insanolord?

When does this day end in Martian time? Is there a penalty if I don't vote?

apdude · « **Reply #75 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:35:47 PM »

Care to share this evedence so i can decide to move my vote or not.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #76 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:42:10 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on October 06, 2016, 09:30:50 PM

Y U NO BANDWAGON Insanolord?

That's what I want to know.

Quote from: Khushrenada on October 06, 2016, 09:14:52 PM

Why is Insanolord being saved? This seems suspicious to me.

Dude voted for me. He's clearly guilty. He's trying to kill the Waluigi party with boring soccer. Everyone knows, soccer can only be interesting and fun with Waluigi.

"Wahhhh... CHEESE! *Punches camera* "

nickmitch · « **Reply #77 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:53:24 PM »

Quote from: apdude on October 06, 2016, 09:35:47 PM

Care to share this evedence so i can decide to move my vote or not.

It's pretty clear that it's Kushrenada.

apdude · « **Reply #78 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:54:32 PM »

So it seems voting insanolord is not getting traction so i'll throw my self at the mercy of the vote changer and vote mop it up. Tit-for-tat i suppose. Mafia has been inactive whole game and ive been here every day while also voting out the killer day 1.

apdude · « **Reply #79 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:59:27 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on October 06, 2016, 09:53:24 PM

Quote from: apdude on October 06, 2016, 09:35:47 PM
Care to share this evedence so i can decide to move my vote or not.

It's pretty clear that it's Kushrenada.

Well hes been the only one helping me out so lacking any hard evedence im with him for now

Khushrenada · « **Reply #80 on:** October 06, 2016, 10:06:39 PM »

Quote from: apdude on October 06, 2016, 09:54:32 PM

Tit-for-tat i suppose. Mafia has been inactive whole game and ive been here every day while also voting out the killer day 1.

Exactly. The vote against apdude hasn't made any sense. I'm a better suspect to be mafia at this point. (But I'm not. I'm just saying he's one of the few players right now I think is really on the townie side.) Mop it up seems a more likely suspect at this point. Not that there is much to go on but I think players are fighting over two townies while the real mafia suspect of Insanolord gets away.

Quote from: nickmitch on October 06, 2016, 09:53:24 PM

Quote from: apdude on October 06, 2016, 09:35:47 PM
Care to share this evedence so i can decide to move my vote or not.

It's pretty clear that it's Kushrenada.

And the even more likely suspect doesn't even get a vote. Nickmitch has been trying to throw me under the bus for no reason except that I'm "Khushreanda" or "Kushrenada", whatever that means. He's trying to play on people's paranoia of me and his weird vote switching today shows how desperate he is to bandwagon me out but he can't because people aren't falling for his lies. I'd rather vote Nickmitch but I'm going to try and help apdude by creating a tie and...

un-Vote Mop it up

EDIT: Alright. I'm going to trust the scuttlebutt I've just been informed about and see what happens. Hope I'm not making a mistake here but I'm told apdude may in fact be mafia so I'm going to go change my vote but I can't bring myself to vote him since he was contributing to the spirit of the game so I'm going to Vote ejamer who's been laying low all game and may have missed the day 2 hit so could be the godfather. This is what I get for starting to play seriously again. I apologize and will go back to fun postings now.

"Waluigi! Wahahaha!"

Mop it up · « **Reply #81 on:** October 06, 2016, 10:28:08 PM »

I thought the day would be ending sooner like it has, I didn't really like the voting choices so I figured I'd create a tie and see what other funny things happen. But now that it's just me and apdude, I can't really change my vote to protect myself. Maybe I should just find some weird images to post.

I guess it doesn't matter who we choose, because in the end...

Wah · « **Reply #82 on:** October 06, 2016, 10:51:29 PM »

1o mins left

Wah · « **Reply #83 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:00:42 PM »

Khush im too lazy do the thing
do final; tally I meanz
god its been a long day...

Wah · « **Reply #84 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:06:08 PM »

Next day strats in an hour
c what I did there?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #85 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 06, 2016, 11:00:42 PM

Khush im too lazy do the thing
do final; tally I meanz
god its been a long day...

Seriously? And you want to now host 2 mafia games in a row?

apdude - 4
Mop it up - 3
ejamer - 1
Khushrenada - 1 (Doesn't count. It was made by Insanolord.)

That's what I see. Feel free to double check my work.

Wah · « **Reply #86 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:16:28 PM »

Its right soz just really tried

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Author Topic: The Wafather: Day 3 wawhaaaaaaaaaaaat! (Read 25531 times)