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$500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:10:11 PM »
Get your gifs, ms paint portraits, and videos ready. We're coming at you, Kim Jungalungadingdong. Down with North Korea. Down with the Kim Dynasty. America will destroy you with FREEDOM.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2014, 07:50:36 PM »
I like this. I'm in.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2014, 09:38:02 PM »
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2014, 09:50:19 PM »
I'll remember when North Korea shuts down the forums that this is why.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
I have a high-powered projector, a large screen and a copy of Team America: World Police - I just can't find anyplace good nearby to show it where I can host a crowd.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2014, 01:28:37 AM »
I'll remember when North Korea shuts down the forums that this is why.

I bet Kim Jong-Un couldn't even shut down his own wife!



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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2014, 05:38:57 AM »
I am not sure what Team America even is, I never watched it and I vaguely remember something on MTV about it once upon a time when I still used to watch MTV.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2014, 10:47:44 AM »
Then leave this country. Watch the unrated version or GTFO.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2014, 06:59:09 PM »
Let's burn this B**** to the ground! We're doing it for a whole week!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2014, 01:37:28 AM »
Eat donkey curry, Kim Jong-Un!!! Found some of your pictures on the internet, what a funny, funny little man!















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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2014, 01:45:02 AM »
The word "hero" is tossed around a lot these days, but I can say without any doubt that Zap is more deserving of that title than anyone in the last quarter century.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2014, 12:23:33 PM »
DID YOU KNOW?

. . . Kim Jong-Un was raised by a pack of Arabian horses who ritually sodomized him until his 21st birthday, earning him the nickname "Mr. Un! Un! Un! Un! Un! Un! Un!"

THE MORE YOU KNOW. . .



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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2014, 01:30:58 PM »
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2014, 11:47:09 PM »
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2014, 12:55:17 PM »
Last day to get your last cracks in on the tiny dictator!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2015, 01:43:28 AM »
Well dang, the whole thing being a Sony inside job makes this thread a little bit overkill. Maybe we went overboard? Sorry Mr Kim, I...







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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2015, 04:16:55 AM »
It's now January 3rd and Kim Jong Un is still in charge of North Korea. I declare this thread a massive, massive failure.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2015, 08:13:45 AM »
This just in:

Kim Junk-None is too fat to walk!

The highlights:

"Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, has become so fat while in office that his ankles have fractured under his own weight" and "while wearing shoes decked out with Cuban heels, which boosted his 5ft 9ins height but proved difficult to walk in." That means he wears high heels. Oh, Mr. Un.

Some people may say, "Gee, that's good stuff Khushrenada. But why didn't you post it during International Offend Kim Jungwhatshisname Week?" Sorry but I don't recognize that holiday. You see, every week is Offend Kim Jung-Un Week for me. I'm a true patriot and not a when-it-suits-me-patriot like so many people around here seem to be. Why it is absolutely disgraceful how people stifle the free speech we are allowed to have about politics for fear of "offending" someone on this site. More like banning anyone with the brains to poke holes in these moderator's socialist-commie-nanny state agenda. Well, dadgummit, I ain't afraid of no geek button pusher and you can trust that Khushrenada will always give you the straight scoop, the 411, the low-down, the dish, the buzz, the juice, the jibber-jabber, and the pure unadulterated dope when it comes to politics.

Case in point. When it comes to political figures, I think its an easy call to state that Kim Jong-un has the best twinss, puppies, tracts of land, strawberry creams, or what you might call, sweater meat of any other politician. Take a bow, Kimmie.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2015, 02:22:09 PM »
Insanolord is right, the girl-dictator Kim still needs to go. $500 reward goes to whoever kills Kim Jong-ununun and 50 cents for every scalp taken from a scum of the earth /b/ hacker!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2016, 10:14:26 PM »
North Korea 'earthquake' a suspected explosion. CNN is reporting that Kim Jong Un had diarrhea after eating eleven big macs but he missed the toilet and now his dinosaur pajamas are ruined! Ahahaha

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12083984/North-Korea-earthquake-a-suspected-explosion.html

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2016, 12:13:08 PM »
Imagine how fat Kim would be if he DIDN'T do meth! OMG! I bet he snorts it 10x a day before shipping it into China.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/07/kim-jong-un-breaking-bad-the-secret-world-of-north-korean-meth.html

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2016, 07:07:46 PM »
I'm starting to dislike this guy...

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2016, 12:05:48 AM »
Officials say North Korean satellite is "tumbling in orbit"

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/officials-say-north-korean-satellite-is-tumbling-in-orbit/


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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2016, 07:17:39 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/south-korea-suspected-midrange-north-korean-missile-crashes-072220003.html

South Korea: Suspected midrange North Korean missiles fail

Kim Jong Un's wife knows all about missile fails.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2016, 07:38:41 PM »
Zing! Hey yo!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2016, 02:27:10 AM »
Just kidding, he doesn't have a wife

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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2016, 01:00:59 PM »
His boyfriend, then.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2016, 01:32:05 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-brings-back-pleasure-squads-of-105047854.html

Kim Jong-Un Has A 'Pleasure Squad' Of Teenage Girls Who Follow Him Around The World

Kim Jong is a sicko.

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« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2016, 01:42:11 PM »
Gives new meaning to the term "squad goals"
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »
I'd Patreon $20 to whoever assassinates him.

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« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2016, 03:17:30 PM »
You both would do the same thing in his position.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2016, 12:12:31 AM »
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2016, 07:30:18 AM »
North Korea declares war on the US on the same schedule that I back up my podcasts. (Monthly)
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2016, 01:53:22 AM »
He actually said he declared he wanted a whore from the US, but it got mistranslated. Happens every so often.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2016, 02:46:18 AM »
Who can understand those North Koreans anyways? All chin chin shang jubu goobly-goo. Quit eating dog and learn to talk English already!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2016, 08:28:22 PM »
Kim jongun is SOOOO boring that people fall asleep when he talks!

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« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2016, 05:39:45 AM »
This would be politics if everybody didn't agree the North Korean government sucks.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2016, 09:12:37 PM »
What kind of lazy twit uses child labor? Die in a sewer Kim Jong-Un you retarded oompa loompa.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2016, 08:51:17 AM »
That time of the year already? Sweet.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2016, 05:36:12 PM »
http://nypost.com/2016/12/25/kim-jong-un-bans-christmas-makes-north-korea-worship-grandma/?ref=yfp

Kim Jong-un's grandma is named Kim Jong-suk...ahahahaha. Who's gonna worship a dirty tramp like that?

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2017, 06:37:41 PM »
The Sun is normally #trash but the subheading is on point:

FATTY FATTY BOOM-UN North Korea threatens WAR with the US after Senator John McCain called despot Kim Jong-un a ‘crazy fat kid’

Cheese obssessed Kim appears to have been badly hurt by fat shaming remarks

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3203473/senator-john-mccain-king-jong-un-north-korea-war-crazy-fat-kid/

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2017, 05:14:28 PM »
Seoul says North Korean soldier defects across DMZ

"Over the decades since the peninsula was divided, dozens of North Korean soldiers have fled to the South through the zone which extends for two km either side of the actual border.

More than 30,000 North Korean civilians have fled their homeland but it is very rare for them to cross the closely guarded inter-Korean border, which is fortified with minefields and barbed wire."

No one wants to live in fatty Kim's prison.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/seoul-says-north-korean-soldier-defects-across-dmz-141556357.html

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2017, 05:26:23 PM »
No one wants to live in fatty Kim's prison.

Well, unless you're Kim Fatty Boom-Boom himself. (And even then, he probably has a lot of self-loathing at his situation.)

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2017, 05:28:16 PM »
The man recently released from NK, Otto Warmbier, was in a coma and has now died.

I am offering a $500 reward to whoever puts Kim Jong un in a coma.

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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2017, 08:53:25 PM »
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2017, 07:24:04 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-father-apos-173532808.html

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Kim Jong Un eventually succeeded his father after his death in 2011. But even after years in power, Kim cannot seem to accept the circumstances of his birth, keeping them as secret as possible.

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Kim thought other senior leaders did not respect him as much as they had respected his father. “He learned that the body language of the senior leaders were quite different from those body language those leaders took towards his father and towards him,” Thae said, adding, “Kim Jong Un just was nothing but the third son of Kim Jong Il."


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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2017, 12:07:41 AM »
North Korean Soldier Shot by Own Troops as He Defects to the South

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/13/world/asia/north-korea-defector-south.html

Looking forward to the stories this brave defector will no doubt share about NK.

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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2017, 01:52:34 AM »
That man was only slowed down by the weight of his large balls of steel.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2017, 12:17:18 AM »
A play-by-play of the event. You can see him running and crawling while wounded.. obligatory *content warning*. Apparently the Norks violated the armistice when one of the soldiers briefly crossed the DMZ, but it'll probably be NBD.


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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2017, 02:54:18 AM »
100% nothing burger for the momentary crossing. People have been killing over a tree. Tensions spike with some troop positioning but its all signalling.

Either those soldiers subscribe to Storm Trooper monthly or he was wearing those giant steel balls on his back.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2020, 03:57:12 PM »
It's trending on Twitter (don't know if it's true yet) but I can't think of a better way to end the jongwalker saga:


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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2020, 02:59:41 AM »
He finally became that which he always wanted, .... a potato.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2020, 06:23:35 PM »
Welp, I've changed my stance on Kim Jung-Un and North Korea. No ever told me this is why they call it the communist PARTY. (Turn the sound on, obviously)
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