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$500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:10:11 PM »
Get your gifs, ms paint portraits, and videos ready. We're coming at you, Kim Jungalungadingdong. Down with North Korea. Down with the Kim Dynasty. America will destroy you with FREEDOM.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2014, 07:50:36 PM »
I like this. I'm in.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2014, 09:38:02 PM »
Ho boy...
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2014, 09:50:19 PM »
I'll remember when North Korea shuts down the forums that this is why.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
I have a high-powered projector, a large screen and a copy of Team America: World Police - I just can't find anyplace good nearby to show it where I can host a crowd.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2014, 01:28:37 AM »
I'll remember when North Korea shuts down the forums that this is why.

I bet Kim Jong-Un couldn't even shut down his own wife!



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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2014, 05:38:57 AM »
I am not sure what Team America even is, I never watched it and I vaguely remember something on MTV about it once upon a time when I still used to watch MTV.
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Re: Monday December 22 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un Day!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2014, 10:47:44 AM »
Then leave this country. Watch the unrated version or GTFO.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2014, 06:59:09 PM »
Let's burn this B**** to the ground! We're doing it for a whole week!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2014, 01:37:28 AM »
Eat donkey curry, Kim Jong-Un!!! Found some of your pictures on the internet, what a funny, funny little man!















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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2014, 01:45:02 AM »
The word "hero" is tossed around a lot these days, but I can say without any doubt that Zap is more deserving of that title than anyone in the last quarter century.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2014, 12:23:33 PM »
DID YOU KNOW?

. . . Kim Jong-Un was raised by a pack of Arabian horses who ritually sodomized him until his 21st birthday, earning him the nickname "Mr. Un! Un! Un! Un! Un! Un! Un!"

THE MORE YOU KNOW. . .



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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2014, 01:30:58 PM »
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2014, 11:47:09 PM »
hahaha the internet is a strange and amazing place.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2014, 12:55:17 PM »
Last day to get your last cracks in on the tiny dictator!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2015, 01:43:28 AM »
Well dang, the whole thing being a Sony inside job makes this thread a little bit overkill. Maybe we went overboard? Sorry Mr Kim, I...







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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2015, 04:16:55 AM »
It's now January 3rd and Kim Jong Un is still in charge of North Korea. I declare this thread a massive, massive failure.
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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2015, 08:13:45 AM »
This just in:

Kim Junk-None is too fat to walk!

The highlights:

"Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, has become so fat while in office that his ankles have fractured under his own weight" and "while wearing shoes decked out with Cuban heels, which boosted his 5ft 9ins height but proved difficult to walk in." That means he wears high heels. Oh, Mr. Un.

Some people may say, "Gee, that's good stuff Khushrenada. But why didn't you post it during International Offend Kim Jungwhatshisname Week?" Sorry but I don't recognize that holiday. You see, every week is Offend Kim Jung-Un Week for me. I'm a true patriot and not a when-it-suits-me-patriot like so many people around here seem to be. Why it is absolutely disgraceful how people stifle the free speech we are allowed to have about politics for fear of "offending" someone on this site. More like banning anyone with the brains to poke holes in these moderator's socialist-commie-nanny state agenda. Well, dadgummit, I ain't afraid of no geek button pusher and you can trust that Khushrenada will always give you the straight scoop, the 411, the low-down, the dish, the buzz, the juice, the jibber-jabber, and the pure unadulterated dope when it comes to politics.

Case in point. When it comes to political figures, I think its an easy call to state that Kim Jong-un has the best twinss, puppies, tracts of land, strawberry creams, or what you might call, sweater meat of any other politician. Take a bow, Kimmie.

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2015, 02:22:09 PM »
Insanolord is right, the girl-dictator Kim still needs to go. $500 reward goes to whoever kills Kim Jong-ununun and 50 cents for every scalp taken from a scum of the earth /b/ hacker!

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2016, 10:14:26 PM »
North Korea 'earthquake' a suspected explosion. CNN is reporting that Kim Jong Un had diarrhea after eating eleven big macs but he missed the toilet and now his dinosaur pajamas are ruined! Ahahaha

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12083984/North-Korea-earthquake-a-suspected-explosion.html

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2016, 12:13:08 PM »
Imagine how fat Kim would be if he DIDN'T do meth! OMG! I bet he snorts it 10x a day before shipping it into China.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/07/kim-jong-un-breaking-bad-the-secret-world-of-north-korean-meth.html

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jun-Un WEEK!
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2016, 07:07:46 PM »
I'm starting to dislike this guy...