Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: NWR_insanolord on May 02, 2011, 03:38:24 PM
Title: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 02, 2011, 03:38:24 PM
Then what is Ian going to complain about?
I mean sure, he'll complain any time they make a game that isn't aimed squarely at him, and he'll find some way to spin everything to make it seem like Nintendo's horrible, but what is he going to keep harping on over and over and over again, ignoring all counter-arguments, in every single thread on the site?
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 02, 2011, 03:43:00 PM
The fact that Nintendo can never bring his dog back.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Crimm on May 02, 2011, 05:11:26 PM
That it costs too much. What? Does Iwata need more hair product!?
That it doesn't cost enough. Iwata needs more hair product!
That his touchscreen has fingerprints. As do his fingers!
That the system is too loud. WIRRRRRRRR
That <insert franchise here>'s new game betrays the fans of <insert franchise here>. I'm guessing Doshin!
That he's getting headaches from his 3DS. It's only a matter of time before Ubisoft makes an Optometrist game
That he is never going to buy a 3DS. A known fact.
That I banned him 2 hours ago! Not really.
That I'll ban him in the next 2 days! Maybe.
That Iwata wears too much leather. Impossible. He needs more leather business suits.
That Nintendo forgot its roots. MONEY!
Not enough motion control. Sony had motion control with a similar profile controller!
Too much motion control. Sixaxis? More like Dixaxis!
This thread. Totally legit complaint.
That I forced him to mouse over all these spoilers.
Gotcha!
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Ceric on May 02, 2011, 05:23:11 PM
That it costs too much. What? Does Iwata need more hair product!?
That it doesn't cost enough. Iwata needs more hair product!
That his touchscreen has fingerprints. As do his fingers!
That the system is too loud. WIRRRRRRRR
That <insert franchise here>'s new game betrays the fans of <insert franchise here>. I'm guessing Doshin!
That he's getting headaches from his 3DS. It's only a matter of time before Ubisoft makes an Optometrist game
That he is never going to buy a 3DS. A known fact.
That I banned him 2 hours ago! Not really.
That I'll ban him in the next 2 days! Maybe.
That Iwata wears too much leather. Impossible. He needs more leather business suits.
That Nintendo forgot its roots. MONEY!
Not enough motion control. Sony had motion control with a similar profile controller!
Too much motion control. Sixaxis? More like Dixaxis!
This thread. Totally legit complaint.
That I forced him to mouse over all these spoilers.
Gotcha!
Ian: Ctrl+A and you can thwart Crimm's evil plan. :p
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: broodwars on May 02, 2011, 06:00:01 PM
I find the premise of your argument invalid: I don't think Nintendo will ever have their online structure or 3rd party support where most gamers would like it, therefore Ian will always have something justifiable to complain about with them.
I could be wrong (and I hope I am), but I just don't get the feeling from Nintendo that they truly understand right now why they continually fail on those 2 issues.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Stogi on May 02, 2011, 11:25:46 PM
Wow...
You're no fun at all.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: broodwars on May 02, 2011, 11:29:20 PM
It's the internet. It's "serious business", remember? ;)
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Crimm on May 03, 2011, 11:52:26 AM
One more.
He's going to hate the official name IanSane Entertainment System
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Mop it up on May 03, 2011, 08:54:24 PM
Don't forget about online! That it still uses a unified friend code? That you have to attach a Mii to your profile? That every multiplayer game won't have online? C'mon, there's lots to complain about here.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 03, 2011, 08:58:14 PM
All those guesses, Crimm, and you couldn't even predict the hissy fit he'd throw a day later.
Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't come up with storage. Nintendo could put a terabyte in the thing and he'd still find a way to complain.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Ceric on May 04, 2011, 10:42:27 AM
All those guesses, Crimm, and you couldn't even predict the hissy fit he'd throw a day later.
Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't come up with storage. Nintendo could put a terabyte in the thing and he'd still find a way to complain.
A terabyte of information would be to slow to read because we know that Nintendo wouldn't opt for the fast 10,000 RPM drives but stick with the 4.2k-5k RPM drives. :P
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: ShyGuy on May 04, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Until Nintendo gets Halo exclusive, there will always be something to whine about.
Title: Re: If Nintendo fixes online and wins over third parties with Project Cafe...
Post by: Ceric on May 04, 2011, 09:01:41 PM
