My Zelda Day (ooooh, ahhhh)
- 6:30 AM, wake up
- 6:38 AM (EXACTLY!), have a shower
- 6:42, fall over in the shower
- 7:00 (i'm a shower whore) have breakfast
- 7:30-ish, get dressed
- 8:00, head off into town
- 8:20, arrive
- 8:30, Big W is open, walk around there for a bit
- 8:45, crush myself against the security door of EB and freak the employees out
- 9:00, run in and start screaming and hitting head while attmepting to find pre-order docket
- Scream "HAPPY ZELDA DAY YA DICKS!" at them.
- Run out of store, screaming, yelling and flapping arms around
- Pull discman out of ass, and jam the earphones into my head, have a CD going of Zelda remixes
- Basically run back home
- Bash the door in, run to my room, run back out, have chips and drink out, throw them in my room
- Spend the next few days locked in there, telling my parents to f*ck off every five seconds or so
ALL IN ALL, IT WAS A WEIRD, WEIRD LOTTERY, THE END?