hahahah, lol enlighten me on this experience?
Well during welcome week freshmen year, my buddy and I, in a hangover stupor, go out for some breakfast. I look like ****, smell like ****, and am dressed like ****; in other words, I was in no shape to pimp. After getting accustomed to the bright sun and wonderful weather, my buddy and I decide to go to an outdoor diner in the middle of the busiest street in town (busy people wise, not car wise).
We sat down and waited to be served. Our waitress came by a minute later and couldn't help but laugh at our sorry sight. Making small talk, she decides to hook us up with a basket of fries on the house while our orders are cooking. Sweet girl.
My friend and I start going over the events of last night, trying to decipher what happened. He claims I punched in the back of the head, but I don't remember that at all, LOL! I, however, remember him hitting on a little lady cop and carrying him off before he got arrested, but of course, he didn't remember that either. Anyway, during our laughs and debate, I overhear a girl and her mom talking about directions at the table beside us. They were both attractive (like mother like daughter) and despite looking like ****, I was feeling pretty charismatic (maybe it was the free fries). It was so long ago that I'm not sure exactly how I went about it, but I remember flirting with her mother more, e.g. asking the girl who her friend was and thus flattering her mother. We helped them out with their directions and small talk ensued, in which her mother seemed the most interested (young at heart I guess). We were soon interrupted by our waiter and our food. Tasty.
They had gotten their food earlier and were wrapping things up. I acted like I wasn't paying any attention, but I saw them whispering to each other. Soon the girl emerged and asked us if we would like to go to a party she's having. We, of course, said we'd love to and that's when we exchanged numbers in front of her mother; she was excited and smiling, which I thought was cute. As they were leaving, I asked a rhetorical question to the mother asking her if she was going to be at the party. Nervously, she quickly explained to me her plans that day. "Well maybe next time." The girl shook her head with a smile and they both proceeded to leave.
If it wasn't for her mom, I don't think that girl would have invited us to her party. Not because we were ugly or some ****, but because that wasn't her style; it would have been very awkward for her. Her mother, however, was way past that phase and convinced her daughter to go out on a limb. She was on our side, which was great.
Idk about not being able to pick up a girl in front of your mother. Now this is unrelated, but have you ever noticed how pimp old men are? I know, i know after you get old you don't give a **** and it makes it easier, but man do they have communication skills. There have been a couple of times where i'd be behind an older dude in line and then he just flirts up this cute cashier, makes her giggle. We know he won't get any, or do we? I want that and my young self at the same time. I just wonder how much of our(err maybe just my) social skills have been dulled by our more modern computer communication skills. I see them as a crutch, I want to be pimp the old fashion way.
but its not just girls, every friend i know i have through another friend (except girls), I don't just meet people and get along with them to the point we hang out. I haven't done that since 9th grade. Like if i worked with someone or I had class with them likely i would never befriend them except (*3).
1 shelly, like i said girls don't count. To hard to not want to bang them, i already had a gf at the time so she was like somone to date if ever broke up, but she shat in my car
2 m, i was working on my paper for my art history class and I was in a museum staring at a museum, he just came up to me and started talking to me, he thought batman was cool and also hated the class. I've hung out with him 4 times, but he's like a younger more awkward version of me. Listening to him wine about his crap is kinda weird. At one point listening to it kinda condescends me, on the other hand it brings out some extra confidence, compared to me he's like a 1 and im a 10. I guess its like a big brother little brother feeling. He was 19 when i was 24, its probably a big age difference thing...i was done hanging out with that dude.
3 online friends, i will probably never meet any of you people (though that'd be pretty cool). Talking to you guys is effortless, not to belittle you though. I'm pretty sure you all have a grip of what i mean.
Ahhh....pimping the old fashion way.
Do you know why old dudes are good at conversation? It's because they know how to read people. I think that's what you might need to work on. Even if you're clever, smart, and handsome, if you can't read a girl then your chances of making them laugh or feel comfortable go down miserably. Some girls might like the "baffled" or "nervous" side of men because they take it as a compliment, but ALL girls like it when you know exactly what they need to hear.
I could explain exactly the process I use but it would take a while to write up and I'm not going to do it just for ****'s sake. If you really really want to know, hit me up.
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