Fellow cat lovers, as well-behaved followers under the Beloved Cattank Regime, I think it is time to acknowledge a minor imperfection in the flawless plan of our Supreme O-Purr-Lords: the lack of a resistance to crush.
Sabre-rattling and battle cries are certainly welcome of course, but it must be understood that a military campaign without targets will have inherent limitations.
To serve our Dearest Commanders, I thus propose the following: we begin recruiting Cattank Underground Defence Draft Legion Etcetera Staff (CUDDLES for short). Once enough CUDDLES have been trained, we start meddling ever so mildly with Cattank Invasion Forces - at last presenting our leaders with the true enemy they so deeply desire!
The reward will undoubtedly be ever-lasting admiration from our Most Wondrous Elite!