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Offline Order.RSS

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Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« on: August 25, 2018, 07:46:15 AM »
Fellow cat lovers, as well-behaved followers under the Beloved Cattank Regime, I think it is time to acknowledge a minor imperfection in the flawless plan of our Supreme O-Purr-Lords: the lack of a resistance to crush.

Sabre-rattling and battle cries are certainly welcome of course, but it must be understood that a military campaign without targets will have inherent limitations.

To serve our Dearest Commanders, I thus propose the following: we begin recruiting Cattank Underground Defence Draft Legion Etcetera Staff (CUDDLES for short). Once enough CUDDLES have been trained, we start meddling ever so mildly with Cattank Invasion Forces - at last presenting our leaders with the true enemy they so deeply desire!

The reward will undoubtedly be ever-lasting admiration from our Most Wondrous Elite!

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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2018, 11:23:29 AM »
That's A LOT of tanks though, can we even put up much of a resistance to crush?

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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »
This is some bullshit.
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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2018, 03:21:23 PM »
Destroy the felines.

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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2018, 04:03:19 PM »
That's A LOT of tanks though, can we even put up much of a resistance to crush?

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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2018, 04:59:01 PM »
I've had enough of these motherfucking cats on these motherfucking forums. It's just about time to end this nonsense.
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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2018, 07:58:15 PM »
We're in the final stages. We're about to take back the forums.

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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2018, 12:52:27 AM »
Yay!



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Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2018, 01:12:07 PM »
Looks like I'm too late.