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Title: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: Order.RSS on August 25, 2018, 07:46:15 AM
Fellow cat lovers, as well-behaved followers under the Beloved Cattank Regime, I think it is time to acknowledge a minor imperfection in the flawless plan of our Supreme O-Purr-Lords: the lack of a resistance to crush.

Sabre-rattling and battle cries are certainly welcome of course, but it must be understood that a military campaign without targets will have inherent limitations.

To serve our Dearest Commanders, I thus propose the following: we begin recruiting Cattank Underground Defence Draft Legion Etcetera Staff (CUDDLES for short). Once enough CUDDLES have been trained, we start meddling ever so mildly with Cattank Invasion Forces - at last presenting our leaders with the true enemy they so deeply desire!

The reward will undoubtedly be ever-lasting admiration from our Most Wondrous Elite!
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on August 25, 2018, 11:23:29 AM
That's A LOT of tanks though, can we even put up much of a resistance to crush?
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: Evan_B on August 25, 2018, 03:07:57 PM
This is some bullshit.
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: ShyGuy on August 25, 2018, 03:21:23 PM
Destroy the felines.
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: Khushrenada on August 25, 2018, 04:03:19 PM
That's A LOT of tanks though, can we even put up much of a resistance to crush?

No, u can not. Don't make me hurt u. i put you down like i did all dogs who oppose me.

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Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 25, 2018, 04:59:01 PM
I've had enough of these motherfucking cats on these motherfucking forums. It's just about time to end this nonsense.
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 25, 2018, 07:58:15 PM
We're in the final stages. We're about to take back the forums.

Why am I humoring this maniac?
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: ShyGuy on August 26, 2018, 12:52:27 AM
Yay!
Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: BeautifulShy on August 26, 2018, 01:53:09 AM
Yay!

Title: Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
Post by: Mop it up on August 26, 2018, 01:12:07 PM
Looks like I'm too late.