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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2007, 09:48:30 PM »
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I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Besides, if we were all to whip out our avatars, whos do you think is the longest?

I bet thatguy knows the answer to this question.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2007, 09:58:59 PM »
I'm not black, but...

I don't have a job, so that makes me really, really black.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2007, 10:12:18 PM »
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I'm not black, but...

I don't have a job, so that makes me really, really black.

No, that makes you really, really racist.



you lazy bum.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2007, 03:15:38 AM »
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I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Besides, if we were all to whip out our avatars, whos do you think is the longest?

I bet thatguy knows the answer to this question.


That'd be me...
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2007, 03:40:08 AM »
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I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.


Nope, the funniest black guy on NWR should do a "When black guys do *something*/When white guys do *something*" comedy routine. That's the way you settle this kind of showdown.

Or an epic showdown in lower Tokyo, but I don't think that's feasible at all
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2007, 04:54:51 AM »
Have you ever noticed that white guys drive like this and black guys drive like this?  Asians drive like this.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2007, 06:43:07 AM »
No, see: whit guys drive to stuff, black guys drive away from stuff, and asian guys drive in to stuff.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2007, 07:56:17 AM »
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BNM - Are you Wayne Brady?
No, but I just might have to choke a b!tch.

anyway, Requiem, how is this supposed to work?
How do we decide who is "blacker"?


Not entirely sure. Any suggestions?
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2007, 08:22:31 AM »
Ok, here are some of my suggestions.

Suggestion # 1: I win, and am Un-Offically named the "Black" man of NWR

Suggestion # 2: If anyone has a problem with that, I will have TVMan bust a cap in yo ass

Suggestion # 3: If you have pockets, or any other places to hide stuff, Requiem will be looting the body.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2007, 08:58:06 AM »
Can I be the white guy who thinks he's black?
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2007, 10:37:48 AM »
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Ok, here are some of my suggestions.

Suggestion # 1: I win, and am Un-Offically named the "Black" man of NWR

Suggestion # 2: If anyone has a problem with that, I will have TVMan bust a cap in yo ass

Suggestion # 3: If you have pockets, or any other places to hide stuff, Requiem will be looting the body.


This plan lacks bitches. I needs bitches.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2007, 12:28:06 PM »
The pickings are slim around here, but you gotta work with what you got... "BRIDGET!!!!!"

:Bill walks out in a Bridget outfit:




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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2007, 05:19:56 PM »
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Ok, here are some of my suggestions.

Suggestion # 1: I win, and am Un-Offically named the "Black" man of NWR

Suggestion # 2: If anyone has a problem with that, I will have TVMan bust a cap in yo ass

Suggestion # 3: If you have pockets, or any other places to hide stuff, Requiem will be looting the body.


This plan lacks bitches. I needs bitches.


I smell an official NWR posse

every posse needs one spanish guy, i vote for me. Likewise i say vudu can be the white guy who thinks he's black since he already called it
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2007, 05:42:56 PM »
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No, see: whit guys drive to stuff, black guys drive away from stuff, and asian guys drive in to stuff.
Ahahah, that was a good one..
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2007, 06:07:50 PM »
Thank you. It just came to me.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2007, 06:12:42 PM »
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Ok, here are some of my suggestions.

Suggestion # 1: I win, and am Un-Offically named the "Black" man of NWR

Suggestion # 2: If anyone has a problem with that, I will have TVMan bust a cap in yo ass

Suggestion # 3: If you have pockets, or any other places to hide stuff, Requiem will be looting the body.


This plan lacks bitches. I needs bitches.


I second the need for bitches.

And I don't mind BnM being the unofficially named "black" man, because that's usually a mixed blessing.

Also TVMan can be the muscle if I'm the man who talks sh!t and slaps people disrespectfully.

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2007, 11:48:39 PM »
You all fail except TVman. You forgot BLACK PEOPLE TIME. Its so efficiently late, you have to make weddings and scheduled parties early on purpose so people get there late enough for the party to start on time anyway.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2007, 06:27:55 AM »
I didn't forget BPT, I live BPT. Even when I try to be on time I show up late. I can get up early, get ready early and even leave early and still show up late. When it comes to things like appointment and work, BPT is a curse. But when it comes time to party, BPT is an aquired skill.

Anybody can show up late, but it takes a master of BPT to show up fashionably late. By fashionalby late, I mean not so late that you missed all the good stuff and not so early that you had to wait for everyone else to show up, but when you show up just in time. YOu know, right when that one song came on and everyones buzz just kicked in. Right when that one squad of hot girlz wanders into the party(aslo fashionably late), and that guy who went on the liquor run to pick up more drank shows back up.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2007, 08:49:20 AM »
^^^^ Agreed!

I don't want to watch everyone get drunk, I want to show up when everyone is drunk. I pre-game to get drunk and then go out to party.

It's also essential to show up with AT LEAST two girls, just cause girls can be very shallow and just walking in with two of them makes you stand out above the rest.
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2008, 06:43:15 PM »
Bump!!

This thread is full of win. We need more gansta **** like this. If you'd like to join me in doing hilarious **** and most likely getting banned: Sign-ups are in full effect.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2008, 10:26:00 PM by Stogi »
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2008, 07:45:21 PM »
Apparently EasyCure thought I was black.  Not quite sure why.
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2008, 08:27:20 PM »
Quote from: vudu on December 30, 2008, 07:45:21 PM
Apparently EasyCure thought I was black.  Not quite sure why.

I read that post of yours and it hit me "Oh... THATS why i thought he was black!"

I still think we need an official NWR posse. The funny thing is Stogi, Nickmitch (formely TVman, and I have been an unofficial posse whenever theres talk about sex, booze, or drugs.
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #47 on: December 30, 2008, 09:18:48 PM »
This thread was the ****.

I vote that Stogi joins the posse on the grounds that Requiem needs to be replaced.
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #48 on: December 30, 2008, 10:41:40 PM »
Maybe me and Svevan can have a who is whiter contest using this site as criteria. Dad bought me the book for Xmas and it's hilarious how much of it describes me.
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Re: Who's "blacker
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2008, 10:43:41 PM »
Quote from: nickmitch on December 30, 2008, 09:18:48 PM
This thread was the ****.

I vote that Stogi joins the posse on the grounds that Requiem needs to be replaced.

You're kidding right?

Quote from: RABicle on December 30, 2008, 10:41:40 PM
Maybe me and Svevan can have a who is whiter contest using this site as criteria. Dad bought me the book for Xmas and it's hilarious how much of it describes me.

Funny ****, know what book describes me?

The Alphabet of Manliness
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
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