I don't feel the need to talk to people in Splatoon, Smash Bros, and I probably will play Zelda with my friends close by.

So, I guess I don't care.

I strongly prefer local multiplayer, but I still don't think voice chat should be an optional feature in this day and age. There absolutely are games that can and do benefit from it. If someone doesn't or won't use it, that's a decision that should be left up to the person playing the game. They can turn turn it off if they want; Nintendo shouldn't turn it off for them by just not having it because "people are mean sometimes" or some other such weird and excuse.

Love Nintendo, but yes, we need voice chat. I actually forgot Smash had VC until you mentioned about it. Get with the times. It's called freedom of speech. We want to talk. Just ban the a**hats.

It is completely asinine that Nintendo suddenly goes anti-voicechat just as they start cranking out online co-op games.  If you just said that some videogame company was doing this and didn't specify I would ASSUME you're talking about Nintendo.  Such is their reputation.  The only way to guess what Nintendo will do is to think of what any company with even the slightest idea of what they're doing would do and do the exact opposite.

To me this is a simple decision.  Voicechat is the industry standard so you do it unless you honestly have come up with something better.  Not DIFFERENT but BETTER.  Different don't mean shit.  That's just making people jump through hoops for no reason.  And in this case Nintendo is just not doing it at all.  This kind of bullshit is why Nintendo's console reputation is in the shitter.  They always are doing things a little wrong or a little off and who has patience for that shit?  Note the only time since the N64 that this bullshit was tolerated was when they suddenly attracted a whole new audience that isn't familiar with industry conventions.  Now that that audience is gone and Nintendo can only rely on the traditional gaming audience that is well aware of what the standards of the industry are they're back in the shitter.

Now when Nintendo does something new and different and it pays off it is usually awesome.  They've gotten far by being creative and innovative.  The success they've had from that appears to have perverted their whole way of thinking where they think that EVERYTHING must be done some unique Nintendo way.  No, there is a big difference between an innovative game that does things we've never seen before and a routine feature that everyone else does in an obvious and intuitive way being done in a strange way for no good reason.  The squid kids and the paint?  That's some outside-the-box ideas and that's the kind of stuff people like to see from Nintendo.  The unconventional online features?  No, no one wants that, no one is attracted to the product by that, it's just a shitty way to do it.  That's just core functionality and we all just expect it to work a certain proven way.

Despite Nintendo wishes, they are in competition with the other consoles on the market.  They're all fighting for the same dollars so potential customers make direct comparisons.  If you're the only one not doing something that people like, that's going to hurt sales.  If you're doing something strange and unfamiliar that offers no obvious improvement over the conventions that everyone else is doing, that's going to hurt sales.  You should want to do well in those comparisons where you're never the odd man out on a popular feature and when you're doing things differently it is clearly superior to the competition.  You want EXTRA bullet points, not LESS of them.  What's sounds like a better sales pitch?  "All this and more!" or "Some of this, none of that, this done in an arbitrarily different way, these unique features here."

I can't tell if Nintendo is lazy, stubborn or just so out-of-touch that they don't know and never really have known why they're ever successful.  "Doing SOMETHING different made us successful but I don't really know what it is so do EVERYTHING different just to be safe."

I'm half-deaf, so trying to use voice chat isn't worth it as it just results in plenty of "Huh what'd you say?" or ".......... (I hope I wasn't asked a question)." Maybe if they're ever able to make it have crystal-clear sound quality it could work for me, but even in that case, I probably still wouldn't care to use it.

Honestly, I think it's more a matter of "they can't" than "they won't".

Does any Wii U or 3DS game have online voice chat?

We finally got competent online play for a decent number of titles for the first time on the Wii U, so maybe they're saving this decade old "not really a revelation" revelation for the NX?


Either way, they can't keep coming up with these clever little excuses specific to each title forever.

Both Wii U Call of Duty titles have online voice chat.

I have one of them, but I never took it online.

But yeah, if Activision's B-team can do it, Nintendo sure as shit could.

I feel hopeful for the future when I see mature Nintendo fans can criticize Nintendo's actions (or inactions) in such professional ways. Voice chat ain't only for the haters but for the (very) social among us. I even consider a big contradiction that games like Splatoon will have a mode to play with friends, but without VC. What does Ninty thinks it's going to happen?...the answer is obvious, those competitive teams of friends will start using 3rd party PC VCs to pull ahead the rest and heavily dominate that mode, generating a disadvantage to those who don't have a PC/smartphone nearby or don't have friends on their teams. If you hate VC and are happy with Splatoon so far, let me tell you, you'll hate how much you'll lose on that mode once the competitive COD-type of ppl teams, like the one I belong to take over (similar to unwanted bikers arriving to a peaceful bar :)).
Nintendo should be humble and accept that either they have a permanently backwards and useless excuses (protecting children, perceiving that VC isuseless, etc.) or they simply don't know how to do it well. I personally think they don't know a thing cause of previous implementations of VC in released Ninty games, mostly mediocre work. Ninty should pick up the phone and ask Capcom or Activision how to get functional VC on the WiiU, but probably their egos are up to the roof and they don't think they should ask for help from anyone.

Technically, Mario Kart 8 and Smash Bros. Wii U have it, but only in the friend lobbies, and not during matches. For the 3DS side, the Pokémon games have it as well. For third-parties, in addition to the already-mentioned CoD games, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate has it on Wii U, and Heroes of Ruin for 3DS has it also.

So yes, it's definitely Nintendo deciding to not include it.

I personally don't care that there's no voice chat in Splatoon.  I've played online shooters on the other consoles and I just end up muting everyone anyway, because to be honest, there is almost never any talk about the game.  It's usually just teenagers being obnoxious with the foul language.  I'm glad to have a family friendly shooting style game that isn't violent and, to this topic, that my kids can play without me worrying about them hearing every swear in the book.  And unfortunately, you know there would be more of that going on than any kind of team coordination.

Not to mention, Splatoon is so quick and chaotic you don't have much time to set up any grand plans.  Decent players can use the map to see where teammates are and work accordingly.  If you're not inclined to do that then somebody yelling at you in voice chat isn't going to help.

I can see having voice chat for talking to friends and what not, but I'm actually happy it isn't in Splatoon.  I can actually play in peace. 

I get the arguments that if someone doesn't use voice chat, they don't personally care either way if Nintendo games have it.

What argument I don't get is when someone says "man, i'm so happy Nintendo didn't include voice chat so I don't have to hear 12 year olds yell obscenities or tell me how they slept with my mother.".  There's a guy on the Player One Podcast who has made comments like that a good 3 or 4 times in the last month, and each time I hear it, I think "that's why something like voice chat is usually optional in games that have it.

Why would you be anti-choice on something like this?

I guess some parents worry that their kids would turn it on, but that's where parental controls (should) come in.

Maybe Nintendo just can't figure it out without making sacrifices.  Like their online programming abilities are just weaksauce.  It's a shame.  Nintendo's devs used to have such honor.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CALLING YOU OUT, NINTENDO!!!

I like to imagine this is how the voice chat discussion went down at Nintendo Japan.

Employer: Consumers are asking for voice chat sir!
Iwata: what that's unthinkable!
Iwata: Seriously do people want to be insulted?
Employer: um sir...
Iwata: Like Seriously it's not like are games need voice chat!?
Iwata: Fuck it give then Skype!