Author Topic: The Canada Goose Hawtness Thread. (Read 9105 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** September 24, 2018, 07:53:50 PM »

I'm sure that NWR users will be able to keep a premise like this classy and tasteful.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2018, 08:07:43 PM »

Guess it doesn't have to just be Canada Goose but anything Super Crown related. Here's one for ShyGuy/gal-ette?

nickmitch · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2018, 08:20:17 PM »

Why does Canada Goose have to have giant boobs? I guess I sort of understand wanting to draw her with them, but I don't see why she needs them. Just seems gratuitous.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2018, 08:36:51 PM »

Ask the artists if you dare. Although, since Bowser is a large and heavy character, it does sort of make sense that such proportions and mass might be carried over in a transformation. That said, there are plenty of Canada Goose images or other Super Crown transformations without an overly large chest area. It really does seem dependent on the artist and their mindset.

See?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2018, 09:43:51 PM »

The rest of September is Canada Goose (or Super Crown Transformation) Avatar Month.

Crimm · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:03:55 PM »

As horrifying as I find this meme, I will allow this thread.

Do keep it worksafe or I'll nuke you from orbit.

Soren · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2018, 12:21:56 AM »

Hell yeah.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2018, 12:53:56 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on September 24, 2018, 08:07:43 PM

Guess it doesn't have to just be Canada Goose but anything Super Crown related. Here's one for ShyGuy/gal-ette?

NO

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:45:20 AM »

You want me to change your avatar now ShyGuy or are you already in the process of getting that done?

stevey · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:55:53 AM »

Boolina >>> Canada Goose

stevey · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2018, 09:07:50 AM »

We know who's really pulling all the strings

Khushrenada · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2018, 01:37:55 PM »

Now, now, stevey. There are no wrong choices in the Super Crown Transformation Derby. Except for the kind you regret when you wake up the next morning. But back to the character that started it all.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:05:38 PM »

Wouldn't it technically be Peachowser?

stevey · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:37:22 PM »

Don't try to inject logic into this

UncleBob · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:32:42 PM »

This topic is bad and you should feel bad.

Mop it up · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2018, 07:20:36 PM »

Quote from: pokepal148 on September 25, 2018, 02:05:38 PM

Wouldn't it technically be Peachowser?

Not just that, but it should also probably be turning him into a handsome prince as well. But of course, that isn't how the Internet works.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2018, 07:25:42 PM »

Actually, it all makes sense now. Peachowser is the handsome prince version and Canada Goose is the... female version.

Thank's Mop it Up. You really cleared that up for me.

nickmitch · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on September 24, 2018, 08:36:51 PM

Ask the artists if you dare. Although, since Bowser is a large and heavy character, it does sort of make sense that such proportions and mass might be carried over in a transformation. That said, there are plenty of Canada Goose images or other Super Crown transformations without an overly large chest area. It really does seem dependent on the artist and their mindset.

See?

This is not bad, but there's also something off about it. Can't put my finger on it though.

nickmitch · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Mop it up on September 25, 2018, 07:20:36 PM

Quote from: pokepal148 on September 25, 2018, 02:05:38 PM
Wouldn't it technically be Peachowser?
Not just that, but it should also probably be turning him into a handsome prince as well. But of course, that isn't how the Internet works.

I think it would make more sense if the supercrown turned Koopas into Bowser. Or Bowsees. Or Boosa Troopas.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:14:37 PM »

While I do find the idea silly and fantastic at inanimate objects becoming Peach-like clones as well (and the inception of the Super Crown on Super Crown is a smart idea), the middle pic by Stevey with the Super Mario World Goalpost-ette may be going to far in the risque department with the piece of goalpost in the cleavage. If you are unsure of whether a pic is acceptable or not, use that as your... goalpost and do not post something past that limit. (Which even now may get Crimm's attention because he suddenly thinks he's a community moderator around here just when a Hawtness thread is launched.)

stevey · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:25:12 PM »

If the forums want flat chests, that's what they'll get

Khushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:30:30 PM »

There's been a real big push by artist to pair up Canada Goose and (Queen Boo?) (Boo-sette?) Boolina. I guess because Bowser is Mario's primary nemesis and King Boo has become Luigi's. Still, I think that partnership also shows here on this thread with me as Canada Goose partnering up Stevey as Boolina. The Super Crown really does help turn rivals into... partners?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:35:14 PM »

Quote from: stevey on September 25, 2018, 10:25:12 PM

If the forums want flat chests, that's what they'll get

I'd say it's more of a "less phallic looking objects in the chest area" than size of the chest area.

And I see there was no way the Sonic fandom was going to let a chance like this go by without involving their heroes....

stevey · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:37:10 PM »

Nothing is safe from the crown, NOTHING.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:53:53 PM »

Why are they running AWAY from it? With the popularity it has given Bowser and the Mario universe, they should be running TOWARDS it in hopes of getting some of that sweet internet attention showered on them.

stevey · « **Reply #25 on:** September 26, 2018, 03:56:47 AM »

Canada Goose with a Peachow body-pillow

Can you identify all the Koopa Kids without cheating?

Dr Wilette or Wawy

stevey · « **Reply #26 on:** September 26, 2018, 05:01:13 PM »

nickmitch · « **Reply #27 on:** September 26, 2018, 08:41:18 PM »

Those comics are funny.

I honestly have trouble naming the Koopa Kids without looking to begin with. It's not as good of a party trick as naming the 7 Dwarves. But for some reason, I was expecting Wendy O. to be gender swapped?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #28 on:** September 27, 2018, 12:09:31 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on September 26, 2018, 08:41:18 PM

But for some reason, I was expecting Wendy O. to be gender swapped?

That might seem like the crown should act that way but keep in mind, Toadette is female and when she wears the crown then she turns into Peachette so she's still female just taking on the shape of Peach. It's also why I consider the drawings done of Prince Peacher and Peach turning male when wearing the crown as inaccurate. Those people are just plain wrong. I believe the Super Crown works for Peach like a mushroom does for Mario. If she's short, it will boost her up and make her grow but, otherwise, like Mario collecting a mushroom when he's already Super Mario, the Super Crown has no effect on Peach when she's already Super Peach.

Maybe it comes from my years of playing Super Mario World as a child but I can name the Koopalings (which are different from Koopa Kids, the Mario Party Bowser abominations). The easiest is probably Wendy O. since she's the only female and wears pink. She's bottom right. Two other easy ones are Roy Koopa with his pink hair and sunglasses and Morton Koopa Jr. who's usually mainly grey and has the star on his face. Obviously Roy is top left and Morton is top right. Then it starts to get more tricky. Iggy has green hair so process of elimination puts him at middle right. Larry and Lemmy have similar names so it is easy to get them mixed up and you've got two blue-haired Koopalings. However, Ludwig has the darkest blue and there's a certain shape to his hair which this drawing still shows. That puts Ludwig in the middle left. Thanks to Super Mario World, I know Larry is castle number 7 just before Bowser and that he also has blue hair. This makes Larry the bottom left Koopaling leaving Lemmy as the top middle Koopaling by process of elimination. And obviously Bowser/Canada Goose is your major middle figure. Now you too can identify the Koopalings.

ThePerm · « **Reply #29 on:** September 27, 2018, 06:26:11 AM »

stevey · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:48:14 PM »

Khushio betrays again

stevey · « **Reply #31 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:18:31 PM »

Canada Goose vs Koopa-peach is the perfect match up that, like Vegito vs Gogeta, will never happen

Khushrenada · « **Reply #32 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:24:31 PM »

Considering Bowser has been morphed with other beings before like Bowletta, Shrowser, or MegaDragonBowser and morphed with powers into things like Dreamy Bowser, Black Bowser or even Giant Bowser by Magikoopa's magic, it is good to see Nintendo did think of having Bowser transform into Peach already as well. Frankly, that seems like it could have made a really interesting final battle.

But credit to Nintendo's artists, they knew to give Koopa Peach red hair and that a green dress goes best with red hair. That fan version really makes clear how appealing Koopa Peach could be.

In another note of smart fan art, I came across this today.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #33 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:31:01 PM »

Which I feel is the main reason why there's such a resistance to this idea.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #34 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:38:49 PM »

stevey · « **Reply #35 on:** September 29, 2018, 07:13:37 AM »

This needs to become a real game

stevey · « **Reply #36 on:** September 29, 2018, 04:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on September 28, 2018, 09:38:49 PM

I would expect it to go the other way.

stevey · « **Reply #37 on:** September 29, 2018, 04:35:14 PM »

So that's why the call her Princess Toadstool

Khushrenada · « **Reply #38 on:** September 29, 2018, 05:33:34 PM »

Oh wow! The Mushroom Kingdom is a lie!

stevey · « **Reply #39 on:** September 29, 2018, 05:44:16 PM »

Some people don't know how to have fun

Khushrenada · « **Reply #40 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:34:47 PM »

Another in the Yoshi trend:

Khushrenada · « **Reply #41 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:37:40 PM »

Kamek/Magikoopa

Khushrenada · « **Reply #42 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:40:46 PM »

Super Mario Sunshine now has the new gaming hook it needs for a sequel:

Khushrenada · « **Reply #43 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:44:24 PM »

Yes, please!

stevey · « **Reply #44 on:** September 30, 2018, 08:58:15 AM »

Happy Sugar-Peach Life

stevey · « **Reply #45 on:** September 30, 2018, 09:08:04 AM »

Looks like the Shadow Queen has taken over Peach again

stevey · « **Reply #46 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:50:27 AM »

ShyGuy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 30, 2018, 12:54:32 PM »

https://youtu.be/fxb6yzOYF_Q

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #48 on:** September 30, 2018, 02:17:43 PM »

This needs to end.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #49 on:** September 30, 2018, 03:36:33 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on September 30, 2018, 12:54:32 PM

https://youtu.be/fxb6yzOYF_Q

"Always with the fan art..." I can totally see the higher ups at Nintendo exasperatedly saying this.

Quote from: BranDonk Kong on September 30, 2018, 02:17:43 PM

This needs to end.

Whoa now. This thread brought stevey back to these forums and posting again. If it stops, how are you going to keep him motivated to stick around?

stevey · « **Reply #50 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:14:32 PM »

ShyGuy · « **Reply #51 on:** September 30, 2018, 08:44:49 PM »

stevey · « **Reply #52 on:** October 01, 2018, 07:43:39 AM »

It's getting so hard to keep up with all the OC, there's a new image being made every 30 seconds

ThePerm · « **Reply #53 on:** October 01, 2018, 01:17:44 PM »

Speaking of Boosette

stevey · « **Reply #54 on:** October 01, 2018, 04:45:07 PM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #55 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:47:14 AM »

Whelp. It seems like the Canada Goose craze is starting to crash like the end of a sugar rush. So time to squeeze out some of the last bits of goodness to remember the couple weeks Canada Goose was queen of the internet (and Boolina it's princess).

Khushrenada · « **Reply #56 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:48:06 AM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #57 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:48:38 AM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #58 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:49:52 AM »

Makes sense....

Khushrenada · « **Reply #59 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:50:59 AM »

Best advertisement for the Switch so far!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #60 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:54:23 AM »

Now this fad is just getting silly. What would you even call that monstrosity? Bro-ette?

UncleBob · « **Reply #61 on:** October 04, 2018, 12:33:19 PM »

Bowsetter. Duh.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #62 on:** October 04, 2018, 01:31:13 PM »

I say we call it Bowser. I know it's crazy but hear me out. It sounds like Bow-sir and that's a terrible pun so naturally i'm going to gravitate towards this name but if we spell it like that than it's a bit on the nose.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #63 on:** October 04, 2018, 01:43:00 PM »

I don't know. That name kind of makes sense but if Canada Goose is like a princess or queen of the Koopas then I wish they'd have given the male version a crown or something and then they could have called him something like prince or king Koopa. Keep it simple like that.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #64 on:** November 03, 2018, 04:57:46 AM »

Which of you fiends changed my user tag?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #65 on:** November 03, 2018, 12:42:22 PM »

You're only noticing this now?

You're a month behind.

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Author Topic: The Canada Goose Hawtness Thread. (Read 9105 times)