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Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
Cucco:
--- Quote from: Tingle. on October 16, 2017, 05:55:29 AM ---He cheated me out of my limited edition fairy wand!
Vote Ravio
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Sorry that you did not have a good experience using Ravio Inc services. But did you read all of the contract? It explicitly states the odds of Fairy Wands is 1 in 2000 pots. More loot pots will be up for sale in the store soon please accept this 5% off voucher for your future purchase.
*Voucher is not transferable, limit 1 per customer per visit, valid only on odd numbered days, must be 18yrs or older to use, valid only at participating locations, subject to local laws. Value 1/100th of a rupee.
Hestu:
Vote-a-ote-ote! Tingle!
Still don't trust this guy.
Chikamika! Looks like I should be doing a bit of shopping here soon. But as a child of the forest I don't have a single rupee on me. I heard a rumor that cutting grass sometimes has rupees fall out is this true? Who has been leaving them behind? I feel like I should instead be looking for the people who dropped these money, they might be as sad about it as I am that I lost my seeds for my maracas.
In any case it's time for a shopping dance!
♪Buya Buya! Spenda spenda!♪
♪Grow the ee-con-oh-mee♪
♪Moneya moneya! Salesa salesa!♪
♪Capitalism is the ee-pit-oh-mee♪
These lyrics may not translate well into English sorry.
Cucco:
We've updated the store!
For your convenience we've also took the liberty and signed you each up with a user account based on your Hyrule On-Line email address. I know what service*.
Your password is 123456. Don't bother changing it we have all your information already.
Here is a list of your login information. Some items are limited so hurry on over to Ravizon.
https://ravizon.herokuapp.com/
EmailFirst nameagitha@hol.comAgithacia@hol.comCiadampe@hol.comDampeepona@hol.comEponafi@hol.comFigdt@hol.comGreat Deku Treehms@hol.comHappy Mask Salesman hestu@hol.comHestutkorl@hol.comKing of Red Lionslinebeck@hol.comLinebeckmipha@hol.comMiphatingle@hol.comTinglegfairy@hol.comGreat Fairydlink@hol.comDark Linkmoblin@hol.comMoblinnavi@hol.comNavilink@hol.comLink
*a convinence fee of 34 rupees was charged to your accounts.
Cia:
Hello Boyyyyyys.
I was at a Dark Magic Symposium all weekend ... and boy is my Dark Magic Box tired. AhahahaRaoooowr.
Anyway, I'm sorry I haven't been around to ... play with you fine handsome Hyrulites but I'm here now. And oh my my, what a strange party this is!
One thing I know for sure reading up on you lot, there sure are some meddling little girls around here! There can only be one powerful lady in these parts (and no,I'm not talking about Tingle!) So, pot-stirrers like Agitha and Fi coming out of the gate so strong-y wong-y with their big ol' suggestions (and their big ol' ugly lying mouths) sure do make me wanna go all Wizzro on their ... derrieres. Who likes a bug infested Magic Box and a Blabbermouth anyway? Not this Dark Wizard!
I'm watching you ladies. It's just a matter of which pot-stirrer to put in the dishwasher! Oh, what, you dumb Hyrulites don't know what a dishwasher is? AhahahaRaooowr! All you need to do is see all of time like I do! That's all I'll say for now.
mmmmBye!
Khushrenada: