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Best blonde joke EVER!
Grey Ninja:
just put a [ spoiler ] before your text, and a [ /spoiler ] after the text. Without the spaces of course.
Syl:
heh, ive seen this thing everywhere.
along with "word Association" this is the most common thread type ive seen on multiple message boards.
Hostile Creation:
I've seen this before, but it's funny. Now for a dumb blond joke:
Three girls are at the staircase to Heaven, a red head, a brunette, and a blond. God informs them that he'll tell them a joke every FIVE steps they take, and there are 777 steps. If they laugh at any of the jokes, they can't get into Heaven. The red head goes first, and she gets to the 35th step before laughing. The brunette makes it a bit farther, 260 steps. Then the blond goes, and she gets to the 683 step when she starts laughing. God asks her why she's laughing, because he didn't tell her a joke, it not being a fifth step. "I just got the first joke you told me," she responds.
The premise makes no sense, but I still thought it was funny.
Grey Ninja:
LOL! That's what I would so do if I was God.
Termin8Anakin:
Here's my one. It's a bit rude, nothing explicit, but anyway:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead get into an elevator. They see a little white drop on the floor. The brunette bends forward and yells "ewww! that looks like c*m!" The redhead bends forward and says "ewww, it smells like c*m". The blonde bends over, touches the drop and brings it to her tounge. Getting up with a sigh of relief, she says "well, at least it's not anyone from our office!"
Here's another one:
Q: What does a blonde do in the morning?
A: Get up and go home.