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MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
BlackNMild2k1:
A modern Smart phone wouldn't work as a phone or GPS, or web browser, but if you had the projector attachment and a shitload of movies (on your 64TB SD card), you could tell and sell some of the wildest tales ever.
Also being able to record video and play it back would sell them that all the movies are filmed by you as you witnessed them...
Sound/video recording & playback, Pictures w/ flash. Photoshop on your phone (OMG ARE YOU A WIZARD!!?), movies, music, flashlight, GAMES!!! the future will be put on hold once everyone is lining up and paying you to play AngryBirds!!
Your calendar, alarm, notepad, clock.
and that's all just from one device.
Stogi:
Barbara Hershey needs to get out of the shot
"I'm talking about the Man in the Mirror...I'm asking him to change his ways..."
Been there....
Either this kid is actually fucked up or he is devoted not to go to school. Faking a coma...that's bad ass.
"I'm sorry. Your son....he has aids."
"That causes comas?"
"No..."
"Hey Kid...yeah you! How would you like to be in a movie?"
"Wowee, mister. Of course I would. What do I have to do?"
"All you have to do is act like your asleep. Now hop into my van."
:::: From a scene in House M.D. ::::
Wilson: You gonna eat your steak.
House: No it's too bloody for me.
Wilson: Really? If I didn't have to cook it, I'd eat it raw.
House: Eat it raw.....*House epiphany face*
Shang Tsung makes his cameo appereance
Probably the scariest face in the movie.
So I moved into a new house and what do I see?
A little boy dancing in my living room. Lovely.
At least it's better than the Shang Tsung wanna be.
Possibly the best line in the movie:
"I think I've heard this joke before. A man comes home to find his wife and a priest...."
"Well I hope you didn't pay that priest, cuz there was totally a dude pointing towards our son."
"Really, what did he look like?"
"I don't know. I pissed myself before I knew what happened."
"What? Is there something on my face?"
Kinda looks like my room after a hell of a party. Yes, with the kid and all.
Who you gonna call? The Amish Ghostbusters of course.
Whoa it's like that show about that acid trip when I was on that acid trip.
Uhhh....you guys are in my way.
Oh now your just being dicks!
This dude is just hanging out in the attic looking at microfilms of porn.
Uhh....why is no one helping me!
Fat guy on the couch is having trouble getting comfortable.
If those hands weren't so decrepit, that looks like the best massage parlor ever. Just look at his face!
Now it's definitely one the best massage parlors ever. Feel so good you have to choke a bitch.
Every wife's worst nightmare....finding the camera that was suppose to be hidden.
Instead of neked infidelity we have a self portrait....weak.
This just got interesting.
Whatcha looking at?
BlackNMild2k1:
So, was anyone you watched with scared in the slightest?
I thought at best it was a little creepy till they revealed what was going on. Then it just got a little weird and then a lot of stupid. I think I reviewed it in the movie thread somewhere.
Stogi:
Not really. Only at a couple spots.
She was freaked out when there was someone standing behind the crib. Also, when the mom was telling a story about the crazy guy in Dalton's room, but especially when he shows up right behind his Dad's head.
Honestly that scene when he pops up freaked me out too. That was it though. We spent the rest of time just laughing at it.
ThePerm:
i didnt find Insidious scary, but I found it entertaining. The first time I watched it I walked out of the room for 30 minutes out of boredom for the first 5 minutes, but then when I got back in **** was getting good. It got all inception meets ghost busters.