Author Topic: Counter-Strike Online!!!!1!! (Read 8011 times)

Sir_Stabbalot · « **on:** July 30, 2007, 10:54:21 AM »

Did YOU ever want to play Counter-Strike over the internets? Now you can!

It's just been announced.

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We will be devoting our expertise in online game development and service know-how for Asian territories to Counter-Strike Online. Already a global phenomenon, we are confident we can grow the success of Counter-Strike with this new product by tailoring the gameplay for the millions of gamers in Asia, one of the gaming industries fastest growing territories.

tailoring the gameplay for the millions of gamers in Asia? I await a framegrab from Bill with an interpretation of that. In the meantime, someone on another forum created this bit of concept art:

Chances are it will be just a localization of the GUI, but rational thinking is not the point of the Funhouse

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:02:20 PM »

EXCLUSIVE first artwork!

Shecky · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:20:07 PM »

How better to sell this in Asia than that?

Mashiro · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:23:53 PM »

Bill where the hell do you get this artwork lol.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:51:02 PM »

eat a dick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike_Neo

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:53:07 PM »

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Bill where the hell do you get this artwork lol.

I think he must have some huge archive of all those framegrabs. We tried to beat him and see if we could stump him here, but he had a reply for everything.. You didn't seem to be active at that time.

And by the way, how the bloody, bloody, bloody hell did you manage to get 12 posts per day? That's insane!

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
eat a dick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike_Neo

I was actually going to mention that in the original post, but didn't. Also, I'm afraid I'm going to turn down your offer.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2007, 12:58:33 PM »

I get most of my art from several imageboards (like 4chan, but 4chan makes me feel dirty...well, dirtier than usual) I check out every once in a while... =3

Mashiro · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:10:04 PM »

Haha yeah that was before my time Stabbalot, but I've been pointed to that thread on numerous occasions =)

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And by the way, how the bloody, bloody, bloody hell did you manage to get 12 posts per day? That's insane!

I like to post . . . a lot. And link news to see how fast I can beat the NWR news posting on the main page. =}

My goal is to have S-U-P-E-R give me the title "Silent Protagonist" but I don't think he ever will.

Also Bill I give you props for scouring the imageboards and providing us with never ending entertainment . . . also is it a bad thing that I would so want to play a game like the art you posted? lol.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:13:20 PM »

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also is it a bad thing that I would so want to play a game like the art you posted? lol.

No. It's very masculine to like girls and guns.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:16:28 PM »

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It's very masculine to like girls and guns.

Unless said girls are under 18. Then it's just wrong.

Mashiro · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:18:15 PM »

Those girls must be 18 to handle fire arms that dangerous looking!

::shifty eyes:::

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:21:42 PM »

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Those girls must be 18 to handle fire arms that dangerous looking!

::shifty eyes:::

::Gives you The Evil Eye::

Caliban · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:27:03 PM »

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It's very masculine to like girls and guns.

Unless said girls are under 18. Then it's just wrong.

Who said that they are human, as far as I know they could be aliens from another planet that are 200 years old and still look good enough for a bangin'.

Mashiro · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:31:49 PM »

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Those girls must be 18 to handle fire arms that dangerous looking!

::shifty eyes:::

::Gives you The Evil Eye::

O.O!!!!

(Lol awesome scene).

Also I agree with Caliban's theory.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:37:00 PM »

Well, if they're aliens then for all you know they might actually be males.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:42:27 PM »

Not my problem!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2007, 01:50:42 PM »

I know that. But if they're men then Mash' doesn't get to be masculine anymore.

Caliban · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:23:48 PM »

Men will never look like that, those are women, I'm always right...don't you dare say I'm not right.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:28:11 PM »

Mashiro · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:29:48 PM »

Bill with the ultimate ownage . . .

god damn bridget!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:32:21 PM »

Wait, what?

*Does research*

Creeeepy...

Edit: Allow me to rephrase that:

That is perhaps one of the oddest thinks I've ever seen, read and heard. All this time I thought that character was a chick. Then again, I've never played Guilty Gear (I prefer Mortal Kombat *Dons flame-retardant suit) or read into it. But I have to say that is perhaps the creepiest thing I've ever seen in a video game.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:39:25 PM »

What's so creepy about a cute guy?

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:40:38 PM »

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What's so creepy about a cute guy?

The cross-dressing thing. Man, he must need some serious therapy...

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:43:42 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how you didn't come to know this after all the time you've posted here...

As for Bridget, his story is actually pretty tame...One of a pair of boy twins is raised as a girl so he wouldn't be killed, and now he's left on a journey to become more manly...Of course, after being raised as a girl for all your life, it's going to take a bit to adjust... =)

Mashiro · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:45:17 PM »

Haku from Naruto is the same X_X.

stevey · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:50:20 PM »

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I like to post . . . a lot. And link news to see how fast I can beat the NWR news posting on the main page. =}

lol isn't that as easy as punch baby in their sleep....

although, I've never try to punch baby in their sleep so I cant compare it. No really, I haven't...

Mashiro · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:52:08 PM »

PUNCH BABY!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2007, 02:54:56 PM »

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I'm trying to figure out how you didn't come to know this after all the time you've posted here...

As for Bridget, his story is actually pretty tame...One of a pair of boy twins is raised as a girl so he wouldn't be killed, and now he's left on a journey to become more manly...Of course, after being raised as a girl for all your life, it's going to take a bit to adjust... =)

Wow, now that is really weird. If he was a real person, I'd feel really bad for the poor sap.

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Haku from Naruto is the same X_X.

Oh God, even more of them.

Honestly, I'm really starting to wonder how you people manage to understand any of this stuff. Every time I try to watch any of it I'm just left wondering "What the hell just happened?".

Mashiro · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:06:06 PM »

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Honestly, I'm really starting to wonder how you people manage to understand any of this stuff.

Well Haku openly says he is a boy to Naruto in the woods when he finds Naruto unconscious.

Naruto is shocked and initial thinks to himself "but he is cuter than Sakura-san!".

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:07:13 PM »

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Honestly, I'm really starting to wonder how you people manage to understand any of this stuff.

Well Haku openly says he is a boy to Naruto in the woods when he finds Naruto unconscious.

Naruto is shocked and initial thinks to himself "but he is cuter than Sakura-san!".

...?

Mashiro · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:17:19 PM »

I thought you were confused about how we understand any of the girl boy stuff, was just stating it wasn't hard in the Naruto universe since Haku points out that he is well a he.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:19:46 PM »

All you need to know is that you're g*y for Bridget, even if you don't know who he is...

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:20:40 PM »

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I thought you were confused about how we understand any of the girl boy stuff, was just stating it wasn't hard in the Naruto universe since Haku points out that he is well a he.

Not so much the girl-is-a-boy thing, but the plots in general. Just because they seem really, y'know, abstract.

Mashiro · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:22:54 PM »

Ah . . . well Naruto isn't really abstract. It's quite straight forward actually though it does have a lot of great plot twists and such.

It's long though so it's easy to get lost in it if you don't start from the beginning.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #34 on:** July 30, 2007, 04:40:29 PM »

This thread makes me think of

Perrin Kaplan

KDR_11k · « **Reply #35 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:43:08 PM »

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It's very masculine to like girls and guns.

Unless said girls are under 18. Then it's just wrong.

It's 14 in MY country!

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion

Look at the width of the pelvis compared to the shoulders. Looks like the artist didn't get the memo or that's just a female cosplayer.

Shift Key · « **Reply #36 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:45:50 PM »

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My goal is to have S-U-P-E-R give me the title "Silent Protagonist" but I don't think he ever will.

SUPER doesn't give out serious titles. Only hilarious ones.

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Look at the width of the pelvis compared to the shoulders. Looks like the artist didn't get the memo or that's just a female cosplayer.

Hahaha this won't affect Bill's mentality one iota.

Mashiro · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:53:59 PM »

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SUPER doesn't give out serious titles. Only hilarious ones.

Aw . . . . but it would be an ironic one since I do post a lot =)

Shift Key · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2007, 10:55:25 PM »

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SUPER doesn't give out serious titles. Only hilarious ones.

Aw . . . . but it would be an ironic one since I do post a lot =)

Irony is for those who have too much time on their hands!

Mashiro · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:03:51 PM »

You're a MONSTER!

If you need me I'll be in my room . . .

CRYING.

Shift Key · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2007, 11:36:37 PM »

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CRYING.

SWEET SALTY TEARS!

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #41 on:** July 31, 2007, 04:53:01 AM »

wait

wait wait wait

they need help marketing Counter-Strike to asians?

:confused:

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #42 on:** July 31, 2007, 04:58:20 AM »

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wait

wait wait wait

they need help marketing Counter-Strike to asians?

:confused:

That's what a lot of people (me included) are wondering. I don't see why it couldn't get nearly as big as Starcraft.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #43 on:** July 31, 2007, 05:41:14 AM »

no, and Counter Strike sucks anyways

KDR_11k · « **Reply #44 on:** July 31, 2007, 06:20:11 AM »

I don't think they're talking about Korea.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #45 on:** July 31, 2007, 06:48:42 AM »

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no, and Counter Strike sucks anyways

*Reaches for Deagle and MP5*

KDR_11k · « **Reply #46 on:** July 31, 2007, 08:58:50 AM »

*grabs Railgun*

BRING IT ON!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #47 on:** July 31, 2007, 09:19:58 AM »

*grabs Teddy bear*

A-HA! It's so cute that you can't bear to attack!

*is instead nailed for bad pun*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #48 on:** July 31, 2007, 02:39:49 PM »

LOL NUB!1!

*Begins bunny hopping across the map*

KDR_11k · « **Reply #49 on:** July 31, 2007, 07:12:01 PM »

Being in the air only makes your movement more predictable. *switches to rocket launcher*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #50 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:33:32 AM »

*Whips out AWP*

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #51 on:** August 01, 2007, 10:58:26 AM »

Too bad they added in accuracy adjustments when jumping through the air!

Mashiro · « **Reply #52 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:01:23 AM »

This is the ultimate battle, of ultimate destiny.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #53 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:46:41 AM »

Sir_Stabbalot slammed the bolt on the AWP back and then forward again. The beast's .338 Lapua Magnum cartridge clicked into position. That round could go through a man's head and leave an exit wound the size of a dinner plate.

It didn't matter that his internet was lagging because of the torrents he was downloading (Simpsons Season 9 FTW), or that he had forgotten to buy Kevlar (not that it helps him much), or that he was a crappy shot. For that moment, for that moment he felt a rush. For that moment, he felt like a lord of war, a young god striding the battlefield with his mighty weapon of death.

He stopped hopping and brought the weapon to his shoulder. As he took aim, he roared his battle cry.

"DIE HAXORZ!!1!!!1"

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #54 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:08:05 PM »

*bops Stabby in the back of the head while he's busy role-playing*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #55 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:14:31 PM »

Sir_Stabbalot heard the footsteps too late. The next thing he felt was the knife plunge into his back. The pain followed quickly. He fell to his knees, the now useless AWP clanging to the ground, cartridge still in the chamber.

He remained there for a moment. Was this it? Was it all going to end? He had been so close... Yet so far. He had failed his misson. Stabby fell to the ground in a slump. With a groan, he let out his last words.

"OMG ***!"

TERRORISTS WIN

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Author Topic: Counter-Strike Online!!!!1!! (Read 8011 times)