Author Topic: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post? (Read 7869 times)

Mario · « **on:** February 20, 2006, 06:36:38 PM »

My bet would be on a Super Mario Sunshine DS port announcement.

EDIT: Actually Luigi's Mansion 2 being the premiere Revolution launch title would top that.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2006, 06:39:04 PM »

Samus Goes Shopping

ShyGuy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2006, 06:55:46 PM »

Revmote shell has 2 buttons.
Launch title is Electroplankton Revolution.
New SuperMario Bros DS is controllable only by touchpad and microphone.
Virtual Console SNES titles are not downloadable in Canada

IceCold · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2006, 07:17:58 PM »

3D original Super Mario Bros port as the sole Revolution launch title using only the motion sensing function, delayed to 3 months after Revolution launch, requiring you to buy a $44 accessory to work, being too big for the initial memory cards, without a demo disc, promised to have realistic graphics but turned cel-shaded, sequels already announced with no other Rev game in development, and no HD support.

UncleBob · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:59:30 AM »

Nintendo of America employees found to feed off the brains of babies.

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:30:37 AM »

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
Nintendo of America employees found to feed off the brains of babies.

That would actually explain quite a bit.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:56:07 AM »

Two Major Announcements from Nintendo: Nintendo Cancels All Games--Will Only Publish Non-Games and New Game Announced By Nintendo Actually Does Nothing.

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Iwata announced that Nintendo's new non-game, "Meh," will not even turn on. He elaborated, "It allows the non-gamer to decide on what non-game he or she would not like to play."

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:56:47 AM »

"Nintendo announces Revolution titles in development!"

"WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE"

couchmonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:17:02 AM »

Nintendo goes third party, with all-Mario lineup.

wandering · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:24:33 AM »

Twilight Princess to be become cel-shaded, rev-exlcusive, horse-racing spin-off game.

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:24:46 AM »

revolution has hd

Deguello · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:44:21 AM »

A two-stage theory.

Nintendo announces completion of every franchise and that each is to be retired. Then announces several new games.

Initially, Ian will post one sentence of joy, but after that will write encyclopaedias about How Nintendo doesn't make any good games any more.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:38:44 AM »

Waluigi and Baby Waluigi team up to destroy King K. Rool and save Pauline in a Revolution-exclusive clapping game.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:52:00 AM »

Nintendo Revolution First In Sales

Without a reason to live, Ian would resort to seppuku.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:12:59 AM »

Not seppuku. Sudoku.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:30:06 AM »

New SMB Date and Magnetica Announced

nickmitch · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2006, 12:53:22 PM »

All 3rd party Rev titles ported to PSP.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:41:42 PM »

Nintendo Purchases NHL Only to Dismantle It. Replaced With Canadian Super Mario Power Hockey League.

nickmitch · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:00:14 PM »

D-pad on Revmote to be reduced to 3 x 3mm in size.

UncleBob · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:46:34 PM »

Revolution Games to be programmed for use with NES specs.

Caliban · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:56:38 PM »

You guys got it all wrong, the best announcement would be: "Nintendo Hires IanSane just to shut him up!"

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:25:56 PM »

Ummmm, if Nintendo were to "shut him up," that would not cause "the biggest Ian Sane post." OH SH

PaLaDiN · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:27:34 PM »

This thread is no fun until Ian posts here too.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:00:27 AM »

Ian's a mere bot, he won't post in here unless the thread title contains a keyword his automatic rage search will pick up, like 'Nintendogs', 'Revolution' or 'success'.

Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:23:18 AM »

uh oh

vudu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2006, 08:01:25 AM »

Ian doesn't frequent Ty's Funhouse, so unless someone points out this thread to him I doubt he'll even know it exists.

My vote is

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Miyamoto apologizes for Pikmin

"God, I'm so sorry about that game. I don't know what I was thinking. Who the hell would want to play in my Garden? I'll go back to signing agreements with EA, allowing them to use Mario in their sports games."

TMW · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2006, 08:10:13 AM »

Revolution's actual name revealed to be Super Happy Fun Box. Also, Mario and Zelda Crossover Pinball Puzzle League as SHFB Launch Title

KDR_11k · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2006, 09:09:43 AM »

Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.

TMW · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2006, 09:23:08 AM »

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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.

How evil.

Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2006, 09:01:11 PM »

IceCold · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2006, 11:51:34 PM »

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Originally posted by: IceCold
3D original Super Mario Bros port as the sole Revolution launch title using only the motion sensing function, delayed to 3 months after Revolution launch, requiring you to buy a $44 accessory to work, being too big for the initial memory cards, without a demo disc, promised to have realistic graphics but turned cel-shaded, sequels already announced with no other Rev game in development, and no HD support.

Oh yeah, AND has Boshi in it.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2006, 07:35:24 AM »

For the record, Ian is actually one of the most level-headed about the whole Wii thing.

But this post has the appearance of seriosity! I think all Nintendo needs to do is announce that all new Wii games will be targeted for non-gamers and Mario will be in every game from now on.

Mario Fishing
Mario Chef
Pikmario 3: Collecting Coins
Mario Darts
F-Mario WX
Mario Piano Lessons
Super Mario Bus Stop

Edit: called it Revolution by accident.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2006, 11:34:18 AM »

In light of recent events, and after much thought, I think the following announcement would cause a rant of truly epic proportions:

Major third party publishers have begun to announce the cancellation of support for Nintendo's next generation console. When asked, they universally claimed it was because of the official name change. "We just can't publish an M- or even T-rated game on something called a Wii," said one anonymous source. That sentiment was shared by others as well, such as the developer who claimed, "Nintendo is obviously aiming for a different target market than we know how to serve. What that target is, I can't say." When asked for comment, a Nintendo representative stated, "Wii understand that Wii is not for everyone. Wii have a assembled a Dream Team of developers dedicated to providing innovative and fun ways to play with Wii's incredible new features."

MaryJane · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2006, 01:56:14 PM »

They change the name back to Revolution.

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Author Topic: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post? (Read 7869 times)