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BlackNMild2k1:

I have the perfect one for THE INTERNET, but its gotta wait till later, I have to find it at work.
And no its not a 'distract with object X and then hit with object Y or Z' post.

Pryopizm:

Giant monkey ball, eh?  I would go to San Francisco and tear through the giant hills running over all in my path.



Next item:  SCIENCE FACTS

ThePerm:

i use science facts to kill god

next item: froot  loops

BlackNMild2k1:

I would take a truck load of fruit loops and crush them into a sugary powder and spread them all over your bed while you sleep. I woud then leave a nice trail of this crumbs over to the nearest army ant hill and stir up the bunch. you would be eaten alive before you even realised what was actually happening to you.

next item: teh internet

BlackNMild2k1:

I would take my unsuspecting victim(who has pre-existing heart conditions ) out for a really greasy meal of fried chicken, and anything else bad for you. After the meal we would watch a really scary movie, just something to get his heart rate up a little more . then I would ask him if he has seen that new car commercial on tv(which he hasn't) then proceed to show it to him on the internet.

*you should follow these instuctions too*
first I would turn up the volume on his speakers so that he could hear the dialogue
and tell him to sit close enough to the screen to get a good look at whats going on
then to click on this link

and if everything goes as planned, he'll have a heart attack and die

next item: a giant foam finger  

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