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ShyGuy:
"But why a spoon Cousin?"
"Because it hurts more!"

Procedes to disembowel victim with the spoon.

Next Item: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Gamecube Disc, gold release.

*-Now the challenge here is, if you can keep the TP game disc intact and unmarred, you can pop it into your gamecube to play after you kill the vic!

ThePerm:
coats the edges with poisoness skin seeping chemicals, hands it to someone(wearing gloves). They die and then I take the disk back from them and clean it off and pop it in my cube.

item- 1 single grain of sand

BlackNMild2k1:
Gotta get a little out there on this one...

First I would pull out a shrink ray and shrink the victim soooo small that you need an electron microscope just to see them. Now my single grain of sand is like a gynormous boulder that is about to be dropped on the victims head. SPLAT!!

next item: the bible
anything less than mass suicide is blasphemy

Zach:
easy, get a room with some speakers (bullet proofed) and lock the victim in there ( give them with a gun, knife, poison, a lighter, and a nuess(sp?).) Start reading the bible over the speakers, and watch as the victim goes insane. Hilarity ensues as the person drinks the poison and sets himself on fire. Then tries to shoot himself with one hand, stab himself with the other, and hang himself all at the same time.

DANGER: this method has a risk of insanity to the person reading the bible, make sure that you have a friend near by so that you can take shifts reading.

in the event that this doesnt work, try hiring ben stein (or your teacher who sounds the most like him) to do the job, in the EXTREMELY slim chance that this still does not work, try using the bible to beat the victim over the head (even though it may be funny, dont use a pocket bible).

Next item: a tube of chap-stick

Edit: Im going to hell

wandering:

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Originally posted by: wandering
....Now, you might argue that in scenario 2, your arms are doing the killing more than the soap bubble. But actually, as long as we don't have autonomous killing robots, objects don't kill so much as they increase your power to kill, which they can do to varying degrees. And since a soap bubble can do it to some degree, I think it counts.
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Thats from the guy who started this game, so dont complain about his rules

But if you insist:
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Actually, there is a difference...I didn't use any object other than a soap bubble, and you used an outside object (though earlier I did use a tv...) But that's okay, because there are no definate 'rules' - that would make the game less fun. You can choose the level of reality you want to deal with.

edit: actually, I changed my mind. A shrink ray? Now, that's just lazy.

edit2: and as for the Bible, I'd just use it to point out to people that they need to kill my victim, who happens to be an abortion doctor.
...Or maybe, while preparing to use the bible for such a nefarious deed, I'd read it, and learn that I should forgive and shouldn't kill, and then I'd change my ways and spend the rest of my life happily, religiously, ever after.

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