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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« on: January 20, 2006, 06:41:01 PM »
Help me find some new specimens, contribute to the Zoo!! Also help me name these damn things.

Kittenguin?


Thoroughbred pup?


Mans Best Friend?


Falcon Retriever


And for my main attraction *drum roll please*
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WTF is this this thing? I have no f-ing clue
 

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RE: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 10:30:57 PM »
We need to kill that thing in the last picture. For the good of all mankind  

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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 11:34:25 PM »
That's the thing from the Neverending Story..
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RE: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2006, 11:45:33 PM »
That Kittenguin must be a cousin of the Scarfy
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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 08:01:02 AM »


The worst part is, mine's a real animal.  
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 09:29:51 AM »
I remember that dog, its a good thing that abomination of hell has died.
*shudder, shakes*

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RE: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2006, 11:08:16 AM »
vudu... stop stilling them corps of the pet cementery!

zomby dog!!!!

ummm, that must be "Don King's" dog... If he finds out he will send his boxers (the human ones, not the dogs) to get you for that!
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RE: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2006, 12:00:50 PM »
Disturbing images rises again! Where's Ty when you need something comedic about those photos?

One word... Sic! Worst of all is Vudu's for somehow manipulating the freakish dog back onto the forums in
a BIG way. I mean really... did we really wanted to see that thing again!? so soon...
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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2006, 02:03:05 AM »
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.




This one's real, too.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2006, 06:30:56 AM »
And now, I present...... the Two-Headed Circus!!

2 headed kitten


Shocker the 2 headed snake


& MooMoo the 2 headed cow


also last but not least,
"As fast, as fast as can be, you'll neer catch me"
The Jackaloupe

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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2006, 07:40:39 AM »
So is empiremuseum.com your site?

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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2006, 08:21:21 AM »
The cat's out of the bag!
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RE:Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2006, 02:59:52 PM »
well since you opened the bag...

here is my pussycat Lionel

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2009, 02:45:16 PM »
It's been a long time since animals were added to the Zoo.

The Creepy Owls
 

The Domestic Cat Exhibit

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 04:58:48 PM »
Shouldn't a Funhouse Zoo contain FUN animals, not disturbing and creepy creatures?

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2009, 05:03:31 PM »
Now I'm going to have nightmares
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2009, 05:04:44 PM »
This Zoo is full of the strange, creepy, weird, cute and/or funny animals you come across.




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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2009, 05:10:59 PM »
Shouldn't a Funhouse Zoo contain FUN animals, not disturbing and creepy creatures?

No, because it's the Funhouse.
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »
I'm a MANATEE!!!


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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2009, 05:16:06 PM »
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2009, 05:34:53 PM »
I love that THX sound clip. It's the best.
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2009, 05:44:48 PM »
How can this zoo not have Stumpy?


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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2009, 07:10:43 PM »
hahahahaha I can't stop laughing at the manatee, and the thx primate rofl!!!

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2009, 07:24:06 PM »
What happened to the bunny, BnM?  That had me cracking up.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2009, 07:31:54 PM »
Bring back bunny

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2009, 12:59:25 AM »
That's what every zoo needs, more rape.
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2009, 08:25:50 AM »
More tree-sloths and broccoli rape, indeed
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2009, 10:43:12 PM »
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.




<font color=38264D><span style="background-color: 38264D;">This one's real, too.</span></font>

I see your one-eyed kitten and raise you a eight-legged one


and my pet goat Lenny
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2009, 11:12:40 PM »
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2009, 09:55:42 AM »
That hideous thing fits right in with this thread.

Insulting a mod is a bannable offense.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Celebrity Sighting @ the Zoo!?
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gtfo.....GTFO!!!!
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2009, 06:32:41 PM »
I almost didn't recognize Pale without his bucket hat.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2009, 10:50:54 PM »
What a nice cat.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2009, 05:32:22 AM »
^^ It's an almost perfect loop too.



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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2009, 06:49:03 PM »
That hideous thing fits right in with this thread.

Insulting a mod is a bannable offense.
I was referring to the game.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2009, 05:51:28 PM »
Just because it's real tight in here, being under someones skin, I thought maybe I can loosen things up a little.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9e_1251399064    <--- Why we love monkeys.

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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2009, 03:18:22 PM »
Poor kitty.




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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2009, 03:27:48 PM »
Poor kitty.






There's nothing funny about stealing Steve Martins material.
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« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2009, 03:37:57 PM »
Poor kitty.






There's nothing funny about stealing Steve Martins material.

Who said it was funny?!?! You twisted bad goober face.
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« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2009, 03:43:56 PM »
Poor kitty.






There's nothing funny about stealing Steve Martins material.

Who said it was funny?!?! You twisted bad goober face.

I didn't..
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« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2009, 03:46:38 PM »
Poor kitty.






There's nothing funny about stealing Steve Martins material.

Who said it was funny?!?! You twisted bad goober face.

I didn't..

I bet you did that to the kitty!
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« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2009, 04:10:48 PM »
Poor kitty.






There's nothing funny about stealing Steve Martins material.

Who said it was funny?!?! You twisted bad goober face.

I didn't..

I bet you did that to the kitty!

Never, my girlfriend would kill me she loves kitties.
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2009, 04:18:28 PM »
Never, my girlfriend would kill me she loves pussy.

Because if I didn't, someone else would have.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2009, 04:23:05 PM »
I'm the one that loves that in the relationship. Another reason i wouldn't dare harm a kitty!
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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2009, 04:42:17 PM »
I'm the one that loves that in the relationship. Another reason i wouldn't dare harm a kitty!

I beg to differ



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Re: Welcome to the Funhouse Zoo!!!
« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2009, 05:01:18 PM »
It's not the kitty that you need to worry about


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« Reply #54 on: September 03, 2009, 05:39:52 PM »
mutual masturbation counts?
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Too real to be fake.
« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2009, 03:23:36 PM »
The main attraction at the Zoo. You have to witness it for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs&feature=related

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« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2009, 04:46:18 PM »
That bird had teh funk.
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2009, 08:41:22 PM »
Had? No. It was teh funk.

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« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2009, 07:29:25 AM »
wow these are like random lol stuff from like 3 years ago, wait nevermind....there was a twist!
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Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2009, 12:23:21 PM »
"And this is what might have happened if they were having a barbeque when the bear shows up"

::Takes the cutout and starts knocking food off the grill and picnic table and makes a huge mess before running back into the woods::

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« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2009, 11:10:43 PM »
Mew-Two Phone Home

WTF is that thing?

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« Reply #62 on: September 20, 2009, 01:28:36 AM »
The verdict I had read was a shaved sloth, actually.

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« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2009, 03:30:06 AM »
The verdict I had read was a shaved sloth, actually.

Hard to tell without more photos from different angles.
Especially one of the paws/claws/hands


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« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2009, 09:15:28 PM »
About the weird hairless thing, I followed the trail of where it originated that it was a sloth to http://dailyhuff.com/post/188892251/good-news-this-post-about-a-very-strange, but watch out you working folk, there's foul language.

Edit:  When I meant weird hairless thing, I did not mean a single one of those videos above. :/

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« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2009, 12:22:56 AM »
This will definitely have you saying W.T.F.!? I'm just gonna go ahead and say that some or all of these may be NSFW

Furries

Damn, furries.
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« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2009, 12:51:48 AM »
I, of course, picked the Doberman one and that was too fucked up and I x'd it out in a matter of seconds.

Pretty funny though.
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« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2009, 11:36:01 AM »
The Amazing Acrobat-pup?


& How many times must they say "Don't feed the monkeys"?

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« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2009, 11:45:12 AM »
1. AWWWW
2. HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT KICKED IN THE FACE
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« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2009, 11:55:53 AM »
The monkey waited for the perfect time to strike!
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« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2009, 06:33:31 PM »
Pick a paw, any paw.

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« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2009, 10:08:11 PM »
*cuteness overload* Bzzt!!

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« Reply #74 on: October 27, 2009, 11:21:59 PM »


LOL, is he part Lemming? He must not have gotten the memo that Lemmings don't actually commit suicide like that.
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« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2009, 11:36:02 PM »
I think he was kickin it on deadman's beach, decided to just end it now.

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« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2009, 11:36:55 PM »
Maybe his last words words were "I bet you I could swim to the other side" and didn't realize Kangaroos can't swim a little too late.
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« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2009, 10:35:24 AM »
I used to be able to say "I've never seen a kangaroo on acid" but now? ....
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« Reply #78 on: November 02, 2009, 05:03:23 PM »
You gotta check out this shrimp. It has the power of the sun at it's disposal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

I swear I heard the shrimp say "haduken" just before it took out that other shrimp.

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« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2009, 04:40:36 AM »
You gotta check out this shrimp. It has the power of the sun at it's disposal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

I swear I heard the shrimp say "haduken" just before it took out that other shrimp.

I want one of those for a pet. Freakin amazing!
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« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2009, 11:37:27 AM »
Between this shrimp (Haduken shrimp) and that other shrimp (Tyson shrimp), I wonder who would win in a fight.
One has the power of the sun and the other can break your aquarium glass.

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« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2009, 04:21:41 PM »
Mmmm shrimp...

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« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2009, 02:13:37 PM »
Have you ever seen one of these before?





edit: To offset such a hideous beast, I thought I'd add a moment of cute
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« Reply #83 on: November 07, 2009, 02:46:13 PM »
wtf was that thing?
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« Reply #85 on: November 07, 2009, 03:09:45 PM »
Why are they so terrifying? It looks like a donkey head without the fur

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« Reply #86 on: November 07, 2009, 06:03:11 PM »
it looks like a giant rat! Straight up magig the gathering stuff
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« Reply #87 on: November 07, 2009, 07:16:33 PM »
Only that giant rat will maul you and eat you alive.
It might even chase you and tip your car if you try to run.
not a giant rat you want to **** with. just give him the honey and play dead. fetal position usually works best.

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« Reply #88 on: November 09, 2009, 02:33:45 AM »
This spider was in my kitchen minutes ago.



Not the biggest I've seen in the wild, but it makes me glad I'm wearing shoes!

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« Reply #89 on: November 09, 2009, 05:31:48 AM »
Great. Thanks, Shyguy, now I won't sleep tonight because I'll think spiders are in my bed. *SHIVERS*
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« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2009, 06:44:47 AM »
Great. Thanks, Shyguy, now I won't sleep tonight because I'll think spiders are in my bed. *SHIVERS*

About a month back I woke up in the middle of the night and there was something crawling accross my forehead. I jumped out of bed but could not find it. Took me a very long time to go back asleep.
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« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2009, 02:01:28 PM »
This spider was in my kitchen minutes ago.



Not the biggest I've seen in the wild, but it makes me glad I'm wearing shoes!

Sandwich inspiration if I've ever seen it.

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« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2009, 11:04:16 PM »
This spider was in my kitchen minutes ago.



Not the biggest I've seen in the wild, but it makes me glad I'm wearing shoes!

The spider I saw in my garage a few years ago was as big as a shoe.  I didn't have a digicam at the time, and I couldn't take a picture of it anyway cuz it was on the doormat between me and the door into the house and I had to get thru somehow but I was IMPOTENT WITH FEAR.

Srsly, lay a CD/DVD down on the floor or in front of you.  That's what it's leg span was like.  In.  My.  GARAGE.
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« Reply #94 on: November 09, 2009, 11:59:36 PM »
I didn't realize that spiders got that big in Sac-Town.

The biggest spider I saw in the wild was the garden spiders we used to get in our vegetable garden as kid. I think the biggest had a leg span of about 2.5 inches. They liked to string their webs between our tomato plants and sit in the middle.

this is what they looked like:



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« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2009, 04:51:52 AM »
I really need to not check this thread at night before bed. I go into my room and tear all the blankets off and shake them out just in case.
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« Reply #96 on: November 10, 2009, 03:25:11 PM »
Spiders in your socks.
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« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »
Ugh! Stop it.

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« Reply #99 on: November 10, 2009, 07:53:13 PM »
which forum poster was it that was seriously afraid of spiders and are they still around? I remember them posting about it in the AC thread... someone PM this topic to them please?


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« Reply #100 on: November 10, 2009, 08:10:10 PM »
You should see the dinner plate sized spider that was next to my cousins house on the east coast.
It was easily big enough to catch a bird.

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« Reply #101 on: December 05, 2009, 03:55:04 PM »
Latest Exhibit at the Zoo and newest species located out in the Pacific:
The Goober White Shark in the Derp Blue Sea exhibit
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« Reply #102 on: December 05, 2009, 05:20:54 PM »
TOP LEFT: If it sounds like Austin Powers, i probably wouldn't be afriad of it if encountered at sea.

TOP RIGHT: makes me even MORE scared of sharks (and the Joker!)

BOTTOM LEFT: reminds me of Mr. Dink...

BOTTOM RIGHT: same as above.
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« Reply #104 on: December 09, 2009, 01:25:49 PM »
Seeing that reminded me of my favorite Slappy cartoon from Animaniacs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p5yczsKw5g
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« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2009, 10:24:54 AM »
Dreamworks Film incoming:
Lion & Tiger and Bear.... Oh My!!!

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Baloo the bear, Leo the Lion and Shere Khan the tiger have the most unusual and unlikely friendship between them.

Rescued eight years ago during a police drugs raid in Atlanta, Georgia, the three friends were only cubs at the time and barely two months old.

They had been kept as status symbol pets by the drug barons.

Delivered to the Noah's Ark animal rescue centre in Locust Grove, Georgia, the decision was made to keep the youngsters together.

"We could have separated them, but since they came as a kind of family, the zoo decided to keep them together," said Diane Smith, assistant director of the Noah's Ark zoo.

"To our knowledge, this is the only place where you'll find this combination of animals together, they are our BLT, (bear, lion and tiger).

I want them as pets, along with a python and a pet shark.
Then those damn kids will stay off my lawn.
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« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2009, 11:01:58 AM »
I can imagine all the Rule 34 breaking that will occur with that picture.
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« Reply #107 on: December 11, 2009, 05:36:58 PM »
that scarf makes that bear look pimp yo, and that lions totally its bottom bitch.
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« Reply #108 on: December 11, 2009, 06:06:12 PM »
I would pay SIGNIFICANT amounts of money to see a lion, bear and tiger fight! SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS!
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« Reply #109 on: December 14, 2009, 01:58:43 AM »
between one of my roommates that was one of the top discussions of who would win in a fight. a lion or a tirger, or a tiger and a bear, or a lion and a bear. Also, i know what a liger and tigon look like, but what about a liear, or a bion. Or a Tiear or Begear.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
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« Reply #110 on: December 14, 2009, 10:49:34 AM »
LOL. poor polar bear.


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« Reply #111 on: December 14, 2009, 10:49:48 AM »
LOL. poor polar bear.


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« Reply #112 on: December 14, 2009, 11:10:51 AM »
A double post and I still don't know what's going on
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« Reply #113 on: December 14, 2009, 11:17:16 AM »
how did it double post?

Whats going on:
A lady with a fake seal on her head taunts a polar bear by peek the head above the water line.
The Polar Bear falls for it and dives into the glass.
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