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Nintendo Gaming / Best revelation today was the wrist strap

« on: September 14, 2006, 08:25:51 AM »

Seriously. Now we'll be able to DO A BARREL ROLL! It'll be great. I'll try out swinging the remote around my arm in every game just to see how it handles it.

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NWR Forums Discord / TAKING BETS!

« on: August 29, 2006, 06:37:57 PM »

Who will discover a vital forum feature first?
Will it be Ian Sane, who will eventually discover how to quote posts properly.
OR
Will it be Kairon, who might one day find out how to make a signature.

PLACE YOUR BETS

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NWR Forums Discord / People who know the truth

« on: August 27, 2006, 09:13:00 PM »

Ok so I gotta get this list right.
18 Days
Athrun Zala
Berto2k
Bill Aurion
Dasmos
Deguello
Dr Zoidberg
Infernal Monkey
Knows Nothing
Mario
MattVDB
nemyhlovecraf
nitsu niflem
PIAC
Pryopizim
ShyGuy
S-U-P-E-R
UncleBob

From there, I figure these members have spread it to:
Pale
NotRimmer
vudu

Members who have found out their own way:
wandering

Members oblivious to the truth:
Bloodworth

Anyone else know the truth?

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General Chat / Help a girl with car trouble!

« on: August 25, 2006, 06:34:44 AM »

So I kinda left my lights on (I know I know) and now my battery is flat. How do I fix this? How do I jump start a car and are there any otehr ways to help revive a battery? I tried a google search but all websites speak in mechanic terms.

I hear pouring boiling water can give your battery a small charge but this failed.  

[Sed by Infernal on MSN]

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NWR Forums Discord / Infernal promises to up ante!

« on: August 23, 2006, 03:56:58 AM »

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Sed by Infernal on MSN
or just ban me, because i'm going to keep insulting him more and more every  day =D

BUT WHO WILL BE THE ONE INSULTED?

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NWR Forums Discord / I

« on: August 21, 2006, 12:03:19 AM »

Their logic is appaling

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And I'm going with Jochie. My reasons are 18 Days voted for Jochie, and he turned out to be Mafia. I figure this could be one of two things: either some of the Mafia wanted to vote for one of their own to try and not look connected or the Mafia knew (or figured out) that Lukage was good, so they wanted to change their vote to someone else so they would look good. Therefore I vote Jochie.

Oh yeah because I totally tried to start a bandwagon that had wheels against my teamate on DAY ONE. Good one morons. And before you say "oh but 18 Days, at least they're still alive, you're dead" I was banned for calling some idiot a pissweak maggot and they had to write me out of the story.

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NWR Forums Discord / Mafia VIII: Zombies

« on: August 14, 2006, 09:52:55 PM »

Is this the end for Zombie Shakespeare?



I was torn between just posting the screencap first up and having everyone afraid of me or trying to get everyone to vote for me. Unfortunately a bunch of cautious dogs ruined that plan.

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NWR Forums Discord / Androgynous Emo of the month

« on: August 10, 2006, 09:59:29 PM »

 

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NWR Forums Discord / The secret to winning Mafia

« on: July 26, 2006, 06:54:41 AM »

Is to be really really dense. It's not something you can pretend, you actually have to be dense. This rule only applies for townies. Dense mafia goons like myself are always voted out but luckily we have backup plans. In fact there is a direct relationship between the length of time a Mafia game goes for and the density of the participants brains.

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NWR Forums Discord / England arn't very good at soccer

« on: June 21, 2006, 07:21:36 AM »

38 years and you can't even beat a bunch of posuers from Sweden? Are you serious?    

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NWR Forums Discord / Mafia V: Wild Guesses

« on: June 03, 2006, 07:50:09 PM »

Since I'm sure you're all sick of my specualation all over the place I fiure I'll use my women's intuition and jsut name everyone here. Feel free to share you're own intentionaly misleading predictions.

Dasmos - Moto
Stevey - Wii
BnM - J
Mario - Peter
Crash - Emissinary
SUPER - Deputy
IceCold - Defender
TYP - Defender
Zach - Defender
Pale - Downtrodden Man  

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NWR Feedback / Is Arron trying to take over PGC?

« on: May 27, 2006, 09:32:16 PM »

As of right now there are only FIVE items on the front page that were NOT updated by Arron Fu-unpronouncable

What is going on?

EDIT: AND NOW THERE ARE ONLY TWO!

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NWR Feedback / Missing swear words

« on: May 14, 2006, 09:40:03 AM »

So i notice you guys have a swear word sensor thing. I don't mind, it keeps things civil but sometimes I forget and let a bad word into my post. It normally get's blocked.

But jsut then I called ThePerm a dickhead and it went right though. So can we use this thread to help you identify bad words so you can add them to the filter?
****
****
Cock
Cocks
Shitbag
Ken Lobb
****

EDIT: Or you've just silently turned it off... Nevermind delete this thread.

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Nintendo Gaming / THe real reason Project HAMMER looks samey

« on: May 10, 2006, 08:28:43 AM »

Is because Nintendo are gutless

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According to Nintendo, players get to be one of Project H.A.M.M.E.R.'s cyborgs. They will be charged with no less than saving the world from killer robots that are terrorizing America.

Nintendo need to be more controversial. How about we take control of terrorists who are saving Damascus from American cyborgs that are terrorising the world?

I like my idea much better. Don't Americans play games that aren't set in America or something?

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General Chat / Vita-Wheats are more addictive than Pokemon branded cocaine

« on: May 10, 2006, 07:17:39 AM »

I dunno if you guys have these in Jesusland or wherever you're from but here in Australia we have these vitawheet things. There like grain biscuits or some sort I guess but like they're healthy and you can substitute them for bread ina sandwich and cover them in cheese and capsicum and stuff. Anyway you don't even need to do that because their yummy on their own I'm trying to goto bed right now but I can't stop eating these damn vitawheats, while making bitching remarks in the Wii forum.

I've left my computer and walked into the kitchen twice while writing this to get another Vita Wheat. I think it's keeping my flatmates awake.

Thank god they're low in fat. Hopefully not too high on energy because need sleep before class tomorrow.

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General Chat / Upsetting Nerd Fraternity 101

« on: May 05, 2006, 12:02:53 AM »

K so at uni I'm studying to be a primary teacher. But cos I like games and stuff I decided to do a few multimedia units. Alot of the otehr students are doing Games Tech as their major.

Anyway the unit has a very active message board to complement the class and I just act like the little bitch I am, upsetting them all. It's the best fun ever. I've found a few things nearly always hit a nerve and get them going. And here I'll share them with you.
Call WoW players losers.
Openly deride Firefox
Claim that opensource software are cheap imitations of better products, placing emphasis on Linux.
Explain that no one could give a damn about flash animation.
Champion iPods.
Show great enthusiam for anything that isn't games, graphics cards or anime.
Suggest that someone mustn't have attended the lecture if they didn't know simple facts.

The last one really get's people going, nerds must be the only demographic that thinks it's cool to rock up to lectures.

So which of these offends any of you? I'll rub it in for you