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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« on: July 23, 2009, 08:19:38 PM »
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.

So have I, and I certainly condone the act of cougar hunting, but this woman looks to be pushing at least 50+ and is painful to look at, partially due to being slathered in makeup and partially because she fails so hard at her "come hither" look.

Seriously, this woman may do what Ty and Vudu combined could not and drive me from these boards. :P

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« on: July 23, 2009, 07:55:31 PM »
In the time period civony is set in, people didn't live to be as old as this woman.

Also, kings married queens who are YOUNGER than they are for the purpose of bearing children, not ones who are already a quarter-century past menopause.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the elderly. I only disagree with attempting to use them as sex objects.

With the arbitrary picture of breasts, you could imagine they were at least attached to a woman under 70.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« on: July 23, 2009, 03:24:16 PM »
Good god.

This 80 year old airbrushed civony whore is showing up in just about every single refresh.

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General Gaming / Re: Wii can do it too?
« on: July 23, 2009, 03:16:25 PM »
At least High Voltage is trying.

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General Gaming / Re: Fable II
« on: July 23, 2009, 12:01:49 PM »
Maybe I'm just a little worn out on open world RPGs or something, because I spent 65 hours with Fallout 3, and it's only been a week or so since I last played it.  But overall, the game's not drawing me in as much as I hoped it would.  I think I'll return it soon and maybe check it out again in a few months.

I spent a ridiculously long amount of time with Fallout 3 because Fallout 3 was believable, the voice acting was MUCH better and I found myself caring about the characters.

When I realized that the evil guy from Tenpenny Tower (can't remember his name) would kill Lucas Simms if I ratted him out to Lucas, I loaded the game and instead chose to blow his head off at point blank because I didn't want Lucas Simms to die.

I couldn't imagine that I'd EVER find a similar connection to any character in Fable II because of the reasons I mentioned earlier.

If a single player game has NPCs, those NPCs need to endear the player to them. Not only are the Fable II NPCs all carbon copies of each other, but they're ridiculously shallow and horribly, HORRIBLY irritating to boot. Again, a game can't ask me to save some fantasy world that I absolutely don't care about because it makes no effort to endear me to it.

Maybe I should go through the game and kill everyone and everything. Maybe that's the secret to enjoying it... (though I'm guessing I'll get bored of doing so in 15 minutes).

So it's basically The Sims with combat thrown in?

Subtract piles of features from the Sims, throw in mediocre, repetitive combat and add a cliché revenge storyline and realtime growing foliage and you've got Fable II.

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General Gaming / Re: Rape Games and You
« on: July 22, 2009, 02:22:46 PM »
Ah, I see where you're coming from on that.

Most gamers would see Chun Li getting the crap beaten out of her as equality while a lot of nutjobs would see it as violence against women.

Honestly, the best thing would be to make zero mention of it, period. If you wrote a letter to your congressman asking him to not ban rape games, that's probably just what he'd set out to do and new legislation regarding violence against women in games would come out all over the place.

Best not to disturb the hornet's nest, I'd say.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Super Monkey Ball: Step & Roll
« on: July 22, 2009, 02:17:53 PM »
I think it's safe to say that the balance board was MADE for this game.

Give me balance board monkey target and I'll be one happy bastard.

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TalkBack / Re: My Favorite Nintendo Character Part 2: Rosalina
« on: July 18, 2009, 06:34:55 PM »
I think Rosalina is basically the Mario universe equivalent of a supreme being.

Why does Mario need to help, then? Because there wouldn't be a game otherwise, now would there? :P

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General Gaming / Re: Rape Games and You
« on: July 18, 2009, 10:56:57 AM »
Smash Brother to be perfectly honest I don't think Microsoft cares very much about the artistic integrity of the medium. If they stand to lose money they'll fight.

Then we're in agreement. This discussion is about the banning of rape games snowballing into harming the industry, which I don't think will be allowed to happen.

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Also Smash Brother have you ever seen A Clockwork Orange? The protagonist rapes a helpless woman in front of her husband (admittedly not a child) near the beginning of the film but by the end you are led to feel some sympathy and warmth for the character. The film was rated X but was allowed to be released unedited.

And according to the Rapelay review (the game that started all the controversy), you're led to feel absolutely no sympathy for the "protagonist" whatsoever since he's basically just plain evil.

Again, the banning of rape games isn't going to hurt the industry when there are too many powerful companies who stand to lose from it.

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TalkBack / Re: Suda 51: No More Heroes Series is Going Beyond Wii
« on: July 17, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »
MGS:TS was awesome. I've seldom had so much fun with a game.

But I'm not sure about Suda's actions here. If anything, it would've been much wiser to wait until after releasing NMH2 before declaring that NMH3 will be on another console.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: WiiConnect 24: What's going on?
« on: July 16, 2009, 02:58:54 PM »
I'd say just go into the menu and turn the standby connection off.

Seriously, there's no good reason to use WiiConnect24. Even Animal Crossing, the game that could arguably make better use of the service than any other game, didn't use it to anywhere near what its intended potential was.

So yeah, just shut it off. Burns less power like that anyway.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: A Hypothetical about Wii Digital Distribution
« on: July 15, 2009, 12:22:49 AM »
With games, it won't be that easy.

Then again, why not?

The DSi has DSiware, which is basically the same concept as an MP3 player but for games. The iPhone has tons of apps, games included, that only exist digitally.

I think it's all very possible.

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General Gaming / Re: Microsoft's Project Natal
« on: July 13, 2009, 04:33:36 PM »
Buttons are good. They allow a player to turn a slight tightening of a finger tendon into a command issued on screen.

Making it so every command needs to be a gesture would literally be the worst thing to ever happen to gaming. How could you play an FPS and switch weapons while simultaneously strafing while jumping and taking aim at an enemy, and then how do you actually SHOOT?

Or for a more apt analogy, how do you throw a pitch that you want to be an outside curveball, thrown underhanded?

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: A Hypothetical about Wii Digital Distribution
« on: July 13, 2009, 02:35:19 PM »
It's like Iwata said: Tetris probably wouldn't be able to find a publisher in this day and age.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: A Hypothetical about Wii Digital Distribution
« on: July 13, 2009, 02:02:08 PM »
I was just concerned about the price.  I am against Digital Distribution because it only benefits publishers who wanna slice off a little on shipping and deprive customers the rights to their products.

It's more about selling games and concepts that no one will take a publishing risk on. Who would pay $50 for Megaman 9?

Or about indie devs not wanting to have their game ideas beast-raped by a publisher.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:51:48 PM »
There's an even worse ad with some woman who looks like she must be pushing 50 and wearing so much makeup she looks plastic.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: High Fructose Corn Syrup
« on: July 13, 2009, 11:23:09 AM »
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look at these scrubs. think they know about sweeteners

Know something we don't? Please share!

I do! I submit these statements for consideration:
*Cane sugar is the tastiest sweetener for 98% of sodas. One exception is Mountain Dew - you gotta have corn syrup for that full bodied flavor. The cane sugar kind tastes to me like it's a bit flat/watered down.
*Aspartame/splenda/nutrasweet is gross as hell. While I can't say if there's any credibility as to whether or not it's a carcinogen, it definitely is true that it tastes like ass. It also upsets my stomach even though I have no known allergies.

My creds: traveling around three continents and drinking every soda I could find. I once won a contest where I named a bunch of different brands of cola by taste alone. And I know some weird facts about sodas in general.

Agreed on all fronts.

Besides, artificial sweeteners are self-defeating: your body is craving sugar, not crap that tastes like sugar but will go through unused. You'll just want more sugar later. :p

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General Gaming / Re: Rape Games and You
« on: July 13, 2009, 11:10:02 AM »
Pretty sure that's the exact opposite of what he said in that vid, in which he encourages us to argue a lot and not roll over like babies. Although that vid was a long and insane propaganda-like video, he is right that the freedom of game design is automatically the winning side of the argument vs censored content and the only way to lose that argument in the arena of debate is to be a fuckup. I believe that accepting a ban on a type of game (even an awful one) rather than standing firm on a no-censorship policy would be fucking up -because- things we actually do like would be censored as well. Ergo, Smash_Brother is wrong and I am right.

My point was that these people are believers, like he said. Nothing will change their minds so why bother trying?

But not defending rape games isn't going to swell into the destruction of the entire industry. There's too much power behind it.

Although I agree that this is usually how things like this get started, thinking about it now, I'm not at all worried about it happening. It'd be one thing if it was only Nintendo as a console maker, but Microsoft? This is the behemoth that made an open and shut monopoly suit against them disappear.

When this happened to the comics industry, it was happening to a bunch of guys with little power and nothing in the way of political sway.

But again, MICROSOFT. Does anyone honestly think Microsoft will sit idly by and watch while a bunch of nutcases pass a bill that bans violent games entirely, effectively snuffing out the primary source of their bread and butter?

That bill will never make it through into law. There are far too many wealthy and powerful organizations who benefit from the gaming industry to ever let it happen. The public outcry would have to be so great that it would be damaging the economy before anyone acted on it, and let's be honest, people just don't care that much. From what I've heard, the word "rape" is already the #1 searched word on the internet and I've yet to see people rallying in the streets in protest.

In summary, no, there's no need to defend rape games. The remainder of the industry will be just fine.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Wii HD?
« on: July 10, 2009, 02:33:03 PM »
Wow, those all look damn nice...

Actually in the specs of the revolution it has the capability to do 720p, it was just locked down to help keep developers in a simple mind set.  So a wii HD is already possible, they just have to basically flip a switch in a way.   I have been waiting for this actually, because when the time comes, Nintendo can do what they need and then all of the sudden the wii is magical again for the masses.

I'd be quite the happy camper if Nintendo were to release a firmware upgrade that did this, but I doubt they would.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Not every cat was let out of the bag at E3!
« on: July 10, 2009, 01:39:42 PM »
can I speculate RE5 Wii: The Definitive Low Res Directors Cut.

I don't care how low-res it'll be. Wiimote controls will make it awesome.

As for what it will actually be, I predict another horrible Sonic game. This time, Sonic is transported into the Qur'an and has to fight to rescue a preteen Mohammed from the clutches of an evil emir.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle
« on: July 04, 2009, 02:43:29 AM »
So Suda says he's done everything he can on the Wii and needs another system for the next NMH... I say he's full of **** and doubt NMH3 is really going to do something people haven't made the PS2 do.

Shame.

I like these games and I don't think they'll be the same without the gesture controls.

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General Gaming / Re: Rape Games and You
« on: July 03, 2009, 02:38:08 PM »
I don't believe we should try to appeal to irrational people nor make exception for them. We should fight them, vigorously. I'm not worried about how well video games are established as art or anything else, because the business is just way too huge at this point.

I don't believe in doing anything for them either, but sadly a lot of the people in power tend to be incredibly irrational and easily bullied into doing things for legions of other irrational people who will cry bloody murder at the idea of a rape game.

Yeah, the business is huge, but I don't want to see what would happen in a battle between the government and the gaming industry. The industry has nothing to gain and literally everything to lose.

I don't think games have been banned yet but the politicians want to do it...

This is my primary concern. Jack Thompson is a nutcase who thoroughly failed to actually persuade anyone to his side.

But there are far smarter, more determined politicians who would likewise see tougher restrictions tossed upon gaming and if they got it into their thick heads that games in general are all about enacting violent rape fantasies, we could kiss the ESRB goodbye because it'll be a foregone conclusion to these people that the ESRB wasn't doing its job, even if these games are only being sold and rated in Japan.

http://www.screwattack.com/myvidsdontsuck/Final/TheGameOverThinker

I think he sums it up pretty well. You can't argue with these people. Trying to defend rape games as a valid part of the medium due to freedom of speech, to these people, would be like trying to teach a monkey long division.

We're far better off distancing ourselves and the medium from rape games and convincing more people to buy Wiis.

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General Gaming / Re: Rape Games and You
« on: July 02, 2009, 04:25:19 PM »
This is a thousand times worse.  Should we have the right to make this game?  Yes.  But defending it will make it look like we're all into rape sims when we're not.  Supporting it will make all of us look bad.  So **** it.  Throw these idiots to the wolves and disassociate ourselves from them because they're just going to ruin it for the rest of us.  Things are not secure enough yet for us to stand our ground on something like this.  Damning the rape game is probably going to give us more credibility than using it to stand up against censorship.  When fighting against censorship for films you don't point out porn, you point out something like Midnight Cowboy.  To get people on our side we need to point out the great videogame art that will censored not the exploitative trash.  "Fight against censorship by supporting the rape game" is going to have the opposite effect.

There have been some good arguments in this thread but I have to agree with Ian here.

Even the most heinous of American cinema has never popularized a movie that follows a protagonist who rapes children and expects the audience to not find it repulsive. Movies like that exist somewhere, I'm sure, but you don't see anyone defending them or lumping them in with mainstream cinema.

The way I see it, the reality is that public outcry is going to startle politicians and they'll immediately go looking for answers about what the hell is going on.

The message we want to send should be "99.9% of games aren't like this!", not to come across as defending rape games in any way, shape or form. You have to remember that we're not talking about rational people here. Rational people would understand the argument that free speech must be applied to all things. Irrational people, however, will not understand this argument and will interpret it as gamers saying they see nothing wrong with rape games.

The other real issue here is that we're talking about a medium that has yet to be established as artistic in the mainstream view. Most people either view videogames as an enjoyable hobby, a device for promoting social togetherness and well-being (thanks to the Wii and its blue ocean) or devices designed to turn children into serial killers.

I've yet to see a game ad posting review taglines like, "Powerful.", "An emotional thrill ride." or "Heartwarming.", probably because the mainstream just doesn't yet view the medium as something that can hit their emotions just as hard as any movie or book.

So yeah, I agree that defending this would basically be viewed as throwing our lot in with the developers of rape games when we should be doing everything we can to distance ourselves from them. Games already aren't viewed as being art or having any redeeming social value. Sending the message of support for rape games would be the last nail in the coffin for gaming's chance at rising above its current mainstream view and would bring the government down on the gaming industry like an anvil on a watermelon.

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TalkBack / Re: Sega Planning More Mature Wii Titles
« on: July 02, 2009, 03:11:41 PM »
I'm hoping for Eternal Darkness 2. Or even a "Book of Lost Chapters" that tells other stories in a behind the scenes look from other perspectives.

The thought of ED2 is enough to make me cream several pairs of pants.

The ED universe was just so amazing...

The odd part is that I remember them saying that ED took place in the Too Human universe or something, but TH was focused far more on Norse mythology and whatnot. Hardly any room for Mantorok and the other ancients in that plotline...

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: HELP! Problems with my Wii Sensor Bar
« on: June 30, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »
;D

Actually, if anything, I'm totally wasting it at this point.  I still use a regular DVD player (progressive scan, at least) and the only console I have it a Wii.  I just got this because it's a solid TV, I got it at a good price, and it's future-proof for at least the next decade.

Sadly, it's been my experience that the sharper the TV, the less justice progressive scan does for it.

Progressive does awesome things for projection TVs that can display 480p, but anything LCD just tends to make a jagged mess out of everything.

Still, the color contrast can't be beat.

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