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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« on: September 17, 2011, 01:27:41 AM »

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TalkBack / Re: Celebrate Ten Years of GameCube with NWR!
« on: September 16, 2011, 12:35:16 AM »
Even after years of collecting SNES and 64 games I've still got more GameCube games than any other system. Can't think of a better way to say happy 10th, little guy.

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TalkBack / Re: Skyward Sword Will Include More Than 100 Minutes of Cutscenes
« on: September 16, 2011, 12:19:28 AM »
A 100 minutes of King Zora scooting over!

The sound of his ass sliding is excruciating!

 ;D

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TalkBack / Re: Skyward Sword Will Include More Than 100 Minutes of Cutscenes
« on: September 14, 2011, 09:56:07 PM »
How awkward is it going to be when we realize that 30 minutes of that are devoted to Link stuck in the attic watching home movies of himself playing with a hula hoop and opening presents in an epic way?

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
« on: September 14, 2011, 05:10:38 PM »
The tear collecting is crap but the upgrades sound cool. Ironically he says:

"The problem is that when you do something once in a game like Ocarina of Time, when you make the next game it becomes expected that all of that is there. You end up spending a lot of time creating all these elements of the game just to meet expectations."

but nobody thinks back to Ocarina and says, I hope there's stealth in the next Zelda. Yet here we are. Collect-a-thon-y, timed, stealth segments. The worst of all worlds.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
« on: September 14, 2011, 03:22:40 PM »
Awesome, I love collecting crap and didn't get enough of it in Rare's N64 games.

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Movies & TV / Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« on: September 14, 2011, 01:04:17 AM »
But why?

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Movies & TV / Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« on: September 14, 2011, 12:27:30 AM »
Only thing that could be better with BttF2 are a few of the gang hoverboard shots and that is it. Ceric are you going to have him watch the first one and then the second again?

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To pick up any virtually any girl you want, you need to approach her with confidence as if you own the place, be cocky, sexy, interesting, mysterious, dominant and make her laugh!

What I don't get is that if women actually are attracted to men who are dominant, what's so bad about chauvinism?

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I found it in a search for a Shyguy avatar, for an (unconfirmed?) real book for shy guys:

http://bestshyguysguide.com/

If You Are Nervous, Experience Anxiety And Just Plain Don’t Have The Confidence When It Comes To Approaching Women, This Letter Is For You.

 

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Dear fellow shy guy,

To pick up any virtually any girl you want, you need to approach her with confidence as if you own the place, be cocky, sexy, interesting, mysterious, dominant and make her laugh!

Isn’t that what all the pick up guides teach you?

All the books, tapes, seminars teach the same thing: be funny, interesting, exciting and be a man. But guess what? You could know exactly how to act, know a ton of jokes and magic tricks and it would not matter one bit unless you had one thing.

That's right, it does not matter how many books you read or tapes you listen to when it comes to being successful with women unless you have the confidence to approach a girl in the first place!

Confidence is the most important thing you need if you want to pick up hot babes left and right, because

 

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Women love a guy who is confident in himself, can make her laugh and isn’t a wuss. Women want a man, not some little boy that is intimidated and afraid to do everything around her.

Guess what? You are already the type of guy all the girls you like would chase after, you just don’t act that way around them because you’re not confident enough, you fear rejection or maybe you don’t think much of yourself.

Look at it this way:

When you are around your friends, do you stutter, act intimated and scared or even hesitate to ask questions because you are so anxious?

Of course not, you are probably a funny guy who just says what ever is on his mind and is fun to hang out with when you are comfortable and surrounded by people you know.

And that is exactly how you need to act around women. The only difference is you want to make it clear that you like the girl you are talking to.  But of course this is easier said than done because you are way to nervous and anxious when you try to or are even about to talk to a beautiful woman.

And that is exactly why this letter is for you. Because you are about to learn the simple techniques you can start using a half hour from now that will help you get rid of your anxiety and fear when approaching women.

You are about to learn all that in the:

 

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Here is just some of the stuff you are about to learn:

    The simple facts about women you don’t know that will make your approach a whole lot easier and less scary (you just might go “hunting” as soon as you read these simple facts)

    One of the biggest reasons you fail or are nervous to approach a sexy girl is because of all the negative things and excuses your mind makes up, you’ll learn exactly how to turn those negative thoughts into the exact opposite.

    How you can build your confidence with the use of affirmation (this is one of the simplest ways to get rid of your nervous behavior around women)

    The importance of having something to talk about and how to avoid uncomfortable silence in the first place (if you make a great approach and have nothing to talk about, nothing will happen)

    How to read a woman’s body language to find out if she is attracted to you 9this is really important, unless you want to get told off by a girl who is not interested because you keep “bothering” her)

    Questions you could ask a girl that would get her talking (again, if you are stuck for something to say you can always ask here these questions)

    Proper breathing techniques you can use to avoid hyper ventilation.

    How to distract yourself from all the negative thoughts and suggestions that cause some of your problems in the first place (negative thought are bound to pop up sometimes, that’s why it’s important to know how to avoid them)

    And much, much more!

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You will learn how to bring the part of yourself that would attract women out when it counts. You will not learn pick up lines, tricks to seduction or anything else that can take care of itself when you have the one thing that matters: confidence.

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PS: To be successful with women, and more specifically approaching women you need to have confidence to actually do it without acting as if there is a 800 pound gorilla that is about to smash you in front of you.  Sure being funny, interesting and exciting is important, but that’s all easy to do when you have confidence in yourself and aren’t afraid of rejection.

PPS: You could go out, buy some junk and act nervous around the sexy girl at the cash register without even looking her in the eyes. Or you could take that money, invest in yourself, go flirt a bit with that same girl and get her phone number – hmm, women VS crap you don’t need, what a hard choice to make!

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NWR Forums Discord / FBI warms my heart, brings more smiles to more faces
« on: September 12, 2011, 04:30:37 PM »
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The FBI has carried out more than 75 raids and arrested 16 people this year in connection with illegal hacking jobs claimed by Anonymous.

http://news.yahoo.com/hacker-group-draws-increased-scrutiny-feds-153144291.html

Don't stop now, there are so many more roaches to squash!

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General Chat / Re: NWR's WorldWide Test Kitchen
« on: September 12, 2011, 01:41:37 PM »
No but I should've. I had just bought some too. Next time I'll fish this thread for suggestions.

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I probably don't need to see it.

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"But this one wasn't nearly as hot. It's hard to keep it up when she crying and screaming the whole time."

Isn't this from Unagi's story thread

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NWR Forums Discord / So what are you going to do on your Spyke vacation?
« on: September 10, 2011, 11:33:37 PM »
I'm going to go shopping and then veg out with cookie dough in front of the tv with The Adventuresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of Link, and begin every sentence with "Actually,..."

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General Chat / Re: NWR's WorldWide Test Kitchen
« on: September 10, 2011, 11:20:54 PM »
I made Campbell's Cream of Potato soup for dinner tonight.

1. Use a can opener to open the can. It looks like a thing by the microwave with a sharp part on it.

2. Pour it into a cooking pot, then fill the can almost all the way up with milk and pour that in too.

3. Boil for awhile or until you get hungry. I dunno. 

I guess that's pretty much it. Sorry.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Screw loko
« on: September 09, 2011, 11:00:13 PM »
I hope his user notes say 'banned for multiple, unnoticed irony'

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Screw loko
« on: September 09, 2011, 10:31:52 PM »
wow, plus bannage. this is even funnier than shyguy's thing.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Screw loko
« on: September 09, 2011, 10:22:13 PM »
First, I have been drinking Four Loko (LOVE IT), so I may regret some of this tomorrow.

I don't give a crap if someone doesn't like me. I speak my mind, and some people don't like that. If you don't like me, I DON'T CARE.

I miss the own format of the forum.

I love the forum, so much fun to read posts from most of the posters.

I am glad politics aren't allowed, I don't need that stress here. I will say I am  liberal on most issues and that I HATE tea and parties involbing them.
Playboy should do another video game issue, with Peach, Chun-Li, and Samus. Hmmm, that might boost sales of their games.

I want a world government, with one currency. If I was absolute leader, I would do so much good for everyone. Give me one year, if I don't make most people happy I would be happy to step down.

We need more female posters.


LOL

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Does Ian Sane ever age?
« on: September 09, 2011, 08:15:19 PM »
It's quite a tragedy, Oblivion. For a guy who claims to have learned to become socially adept in his old age, his online reputation is actually a humorless, fun-hating, crotchety old loner who continually posts walls of paragraphs about ancient history and never cares about how irritatingly monotonous it all is to other people.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Help me Insanolord, you're my only hope!
« on: September 07, 2011, 02:21:47 PM »
omg, this is making me smile.

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NWR Forums Discord / What if the circle pad add-on is real..
« on: September 07, 2011, 02:19:15 AM »
and we're the ones that are photoshopped?

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Guest    08:06:37 PM    Printing the topic "First GameCube Mod Chip Available".

Well, that's interesting.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Check out this hot new meme
« on: September 05, 2011, 08:57:35 PM »
Haven't blogging sites made website building much easier? Plus now we have music and video at our fingertips and giant storage limits for images.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: DAMNIT PIXLBIT, STOP STEALING OUR STAFFERS!
« on: September 04, 2011, 08:51:29 AM »
It's never really gone, so long as we find a way to launch a Genesis probe at it, then leave our dead friend's body on the surface.

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