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General Chat / RE: PGC getting dissed?

« on: September 07, 2003, 03:56:00 AM »

Nintendojo? Never heard of them. o_O;;
But even so, it seems pretty sad when other Nintendo websites feel the need to bash others. WE ARE NINTENDOJO, WE HAVE A WITTY NAME. LET'S BASH OTHER NEWS SITES.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 07, 2003, 01:27:25 AM »

Because they're stink pants, that's how! They waddle over to Square, and Square are like, woah Nintendo, your pants stink. Nintendo's like "OH YEAH?" and they produce rather sloppy farts in their trousers.

Square are like, "AW NO" because all the poo from Nintendo's pants leak onto their square carpet. Then Enix come along and go "WHAT'S ALL THE HOO-HAH?" and Nintendo start producing more fumes and chunks. Square + Enix go "HOLY CRAP OUR NEW COMBO NAME IS BLAND, AND LORD, GET THIS NINTENDO GUY OUTTA HERE! GO! TAKE A FEW COPIES OF FFTA!"

They throw the GBA games at Nintendo and Nintendo are like "UUUUMMMMMM" and fall over. Then Control Freaks rings Nintendo up and go "WE'RE WHORES. WANNA PAY US MONEY SO WE CAN SHOW YOUR GAMES?"

And Nintendo are like "UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM" and fall over. Control Freaks steals their copies of FFTA and semi advertise it on their show. Then Microsoft barrel roll into their office and throw buckets of money at their groin and barrel roll off.

And that's how spaghetti is born.

[KDR_11k]

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General Gaming / RE:GTA3 and Vice City double pack coming to ps2 and XBOX!

« on: September 06, 2003, 05:41:10 PM »

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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
True Crime = GTA + rap music = worst game possible

Agreed. I can't believe they're only giving gamers the choice of rap music in the game. A genre I personally can't stand. One of things that made GTAIII so fun was the hilarious radio stations and all the different styles of music. =/

NO, YOU'RE IN LA! YOU MUST LISTEN TO RAPPER'S BABBLE ON ABOUT GETTIN' WIT THEIR WOMAN AND SWEARING ALOT. IT IS THE LAW.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 06, 2003, 05:27:28 PM »

WOW, THEY HAD SOME NINTENDO! Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... And bits of Custom Robo, RSIII 1080 and F-Zero... Woopee! =/

LET'S SHOW YOU AFL LIVE 2004 FOR THE BA-JILLIONTH TIME, AND XBOX LIVE!  

[EDIT:]

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General Chat / RE: Happy Birthday nitsujdark!

« on: September 06, 2003, 04:36:52 PM »

 A Winnnnnneee the Poo cake? It better have been chocolate!

GREEN HILLS INSANITY
Yes, I woke up this morning to discover my parents had farted off... Somewhere, so BAM! It's like 1.20 MB, it gets VERY touching around the 1:50 mark when I make a delighful vomit like noise.

ENJOY!

EDIT: You'll need to right click and save as!

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General Chat / Happy Birthday nitsujdark!

« on: September 05, 2003, 11:25:43 PM »

Well, although it may be your Birthday tomorrow over that way, here it's your Birthday! Good excuse to make thread now! Yay! Happy birthday, buddy!

Hope you get lots of stuff! And cake! Lots of cake! Cake and STUFF! I'm shouting alot!

CLICK ME! WITH THE MOUSE!
MY SPELL CHECKER DIDN'T DETECT ANYTHING WRONG, HONEST! *Glances around room*

There would of been a song link here, too. YES, SINGING A BIRTHDAY TUNE! The horror! But people are in the house, and my mic requires me to basically scream before it records. Tune in Monday and (hopefully) you'll be able to witness my late nitsu Birthday ala Sonic Green Hills Zone song!

Hurray! Good times to you, nitsu!

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 05, 2003, 03:13:36 AM »

Oooooh, it might of been that stupid Big Arvo show channel 7 have? Who puts on a kids show at 4 PM and doesn't have cartoons? I swear, channel 7 have lost the plot.

"PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WATCH FUTURAMA, THEY WANT TO WATCH BACKYARD SUPER FIX UP JOB HOT AUCTION FALLING APART STRUCTURE SUPER FAMILY FLOWER POT SHOW!"

Yay! SC2 pre-order! *Pets pre-order docket*

My.... precious.....

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General Gaming / RE: GTA3 and Vice City double pack coming to ps2 and XBOX!

« on: September 05, 2003, 03:02:00 AM »

I also have a feeling True Crime won't sell well on GameCube. There seems to be alot of Grand Theft Auto haters on this board. True Crime = GTA.

*Sigh*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 05, 2003, 02:31:08 AM »

You got P.N.03, Shabadoo? I'm yet to see that on retail shelves. =/
And you can HAVE your pants drop. I have my barrel rolling, and it just so happens that my pants more than often 'barrel roll' off my waist. THEY'RE NOT DROPPING, NO SIR.

... A NEW DEMO DISC?! WOW! It's only been, what.... Six months since the last one?
Can't wait to take GX for a test drive and show those punk ass kids browsing the Xbox section a REAL anti-grav racer.

And what show was all this Nintendo pimping on, Shifty? (You should fill your Toblerone box with sewage and sell it to kids! It's melted chocolate, honest!)

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 04, 2003, 07:03:43 PM »

Why does your theme song have a machine gun going off in it? ;__;

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NWR Feedback / RE: Argh! PGC review madness.

« on: September 04, 2003, 03:00:51 PM »

Maybe PGC should ditch the old review methods and go with thumbs up. "Soul Calibur II gets my lowest score ever, seven thumbs up"

I don't pay attention to the final little score anyway, I'd rather read the words and judge for myself. *Rushes out and buys Superman 64 and South Park*

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General Gaming / RE: GTA3 and Vice City double pack coming to ps2 and XBOX!

« on: September 04, 2003, 03:49:42 AM »

Poor GameCube, it misses out on one very good game and one slightly above average semi-sequel. (CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH IS WHICH? *GASP*). Oh well, the Cube's still getting True Crime. That looks quite nifty.

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General Chat / RE: Today is Mike Haggar's birthday

« on: September 04, 2003, 02:17:15 AM »

I got your party music right here! *Pulls out 'Hits for Kids 4'*

*Wakes up several hours later on the side walk with two broken legs*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 04, 2003, 12:15:52 AM »

But I don't wanna bed under me!

Erm, yeah. I'm having loads of fun with my mic at the moment. It records at a PISS low volume, though. I have the house to myself tomorrow, so I'm gunna put my speakers up full bore, play a Lemmings or Sonic song and scream random lyrics. IT'LL BE FUN. WILL ATTEMPT TO UPLOAD IT TO SITE! (Which I should REALLY update )

[TOTALLY.]

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General Chat / RE: Today is Mike Haggar's birthday

« on: September 04, 2003, 12:05:04 AM »

I never got a manual when I got Final Fight, because I'm hardcore and got it for $5 in 1997 at a garage sale. I was like, "$10 kid? Pfft, I'll give you FIVE"

And he was totally like, "I like turnips"
Then I nodded my head and backstepped a bit, next thing I knew, I was home. Around four hours later, I returned and went "Hey kid, this game totally doesn't work". And he was totally like, "Dude, that's a sandwhich toaster you're trying to play it on"

And I was totally like "AWWW, MAN-WOMAN BOTH GENDER COMPLAINT GOES HERE"

The meaning of this story? Happy Birthday Garfiel* uh.. Mayor Hagger. You know when he picks someone up and like, shatters his spine while piledriving them into the pavement? He makes a hilarious noise "GOO-BLAH". True story.

TOTALLY.

[Homer:]

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General Chat / RE: 2014 - the year the world will end

« on: September 03, 2003, 12:32:36 AM »

Homer: Don't worry, I've built us a bomb shelter. *Points to cardboard box in backyard with USA #1 written on it, and an umbrella sticking out*
Lisa: THAT isn't going to protect us from anything!
Homer: Fine, don't use it then.
Lisa: I won't.
Homer: Fine.

Welp, it's 1 in a 90,000 chance it'll hit Earth. Better start lootin'!

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 02, 2003, 06:23:05 PM »

Paper Mario eeeyyy...... Never played it... I was too busy deciding if I should buy a Dreamcast or wait for the PS2 when that game launced. =(

Oh yeah, P.N.03 is getting major delays in NSW. The rest of Australia has it. NSW doesn't. Bupbow.
And if Nintendo have chosen to advertise SCII by themselves, they BETTER HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING. The way Namco's going, they don't want people to think it's actually on GC in Australia. NUP, DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE VERSION THAT'S SELLING THE BEST IN THE US. NO SIR.

Bah, my super angst outburst 2000 is building up. This assignment is a bloody joke, WE HAVEN'T BEEN TAUGHT ANYTHING FEATURED IN HERE! *Complains to the fridge*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 02, 2003, 02:43:24 PM »

Mmmm.. Drivel. Ack, I really should get off the damn Inter-Web. I've got this big assignment thingy due next Monday, and I kinda.. You know, put it off, over and over. Bleh.

I leave you all with a funky site. Some Japanese dude has been doing metal remixes of video game tunes for ages. I'm having a REAL hard time figuring out what remix is from what game (due to the whole Japanese aspect of the site ) but the first one (Hell Drive) is from Contra.. And um.. I got one on random that's a power metal remix of something off Mario World. If you're into metal, it's quite nifty.

http://www.ssh.ne.jp/

Just click the MP3 section on your left and away you go, into obscure ID tags and such!

[PIAC]

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General Chat / RE:Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 02, 2003, 01:48:56 PM »

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Originally posted by: PIAC
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK

INFERNAL! does this ring a bell? Les Escapes the Nut House! 'My Name's Turnip! score! i have a bunch of old NMS and N64 Gamers, and who is in the first one i look at? none other than Lance McGill of QLD! i remember seeing this picture when i was just a lad, ohhh it cracked me up good! WHAT A SMALL WORLD WE LIVE IN!

*magazine stack falls on him*

Ahhh, memories.
I remember buying that magazine before school one day, and we had our stupid German class straight up (Because German is a vital language to learn in todays society) and I was bored. Very bored. So I flicked through the magazine, got to Les' Mailbag and made a shocked face.

I then made a demented little "YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH! FAMOUS!!" and walked out of class.
Back then our house was one street away from school, so I went home and stared at it for a while, and played Killer Instinct for the rest of the day.

TAKE THAT, FULGORE!

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Don't you just hate when they don't tell you exactly what is wrong. I always get, either your username or password may be wrong. That helps me a lot, especially to a site I haven't been to in a while and I forgot my log in. Then I click the forget your password/username link to have it emailed to me. And I get nothing, they don't email my info to me. Why to they tease me?

Yeah, I mean, is it really that hard to judge what's wrong? Password or connection? HMMMMMMMMM. =(
And I had that 'site no password thing' happen to me just the other day. I went to visit Hyperactive.com.au and felt the need to flame someone who was putting crap on Sonic Mega Collection for no reason. Go to log in.... Umm... PASSWORD FORGET GET! Ask them to mail it to me. NO DICE!

Bah, screw the site, anyway.

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Media Create Numbers -8/29-8/31

« on: September 02, 2003, 12:39:47 AM »

Wow, the 29th was a good day. Nacmo eating up the first three spots, and one of them was the ToS + Puke Green GameCube pack! Huzzah!

Plus D3's Phantasy Star remake made the top ten! I WANT IT, SEGA.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 02, 2003, 12:28:30 AM »

You know, I read that entire 'review' and about the only bit I remember is the Taki bounce bounce poem.

[Termin8Anakin]

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Killer 7: First In-Game Screen

« on: September 01, 2003, 09:26:11 PM »

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Originally posted by: Termin8Anakin
Revolution X?

Isn't that the game that has some some rock organization called 'NON' kidnapping Aerosmith in order to gain world domination??
It was on the SNES!

It was on SNES?! Holy moly, how on Earth did they pull that off? I remember playing the arcade version, and it had alot of over the top 1995-ish special effects and sad FMV bad guys. Stupid bloody game.

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: The Graphical presentation of Mario games post Super Smash Bros Melee

« on: September 01, 2003, 09:19:15 PM »

Me thinks Super Smash Bros. Melee got the most development time of the lot. Plus, it was a launch title (Wasn't it?), so they'd sorta want to make it look as damn good as possible to show off the power..

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion

« on: September 01, 2003, 09:07:42 PM »

I think PD may be worse than JFG in the frame rate department. Oh well, it wasn't quite as bad as GoldenEye. Man, I swear that game drops to like... minus 40 frames a second when there's even the slightest bit of smoke on screen. It's like bullet time, but without the "CHHUUUUUUU" noise. You've gotta have that noise, it lets everybody know time is slowing down!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWW.

... Now I want pie. And I have none, and MSN is Jonny Poo Poo Pants. Keeps saying my password is wrong, or I may be having connection problems. Pfft. *Gives it another five minutes*

Erm, avatar change get, too. It's from the latest Fantasy Zone remake that just launched in Japan.. On.. PS2... And I have serious doubts Sega will even release it in the US, so this avatar is as close as I'll get.

*Devours flying donkey*

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Killer 7: First In-Game Screen

« on: August 31, 2003, 09:51:58 PM »

Errrm, that screen reminds me of that sad Saturn/PSone light gun game, 'Revolution X' for some reason.