Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 21, 2004, 11:13:49 PM
Once upon a time there was a boy named Link and he lived in Kokiri Forest but he was pissed off 'cos he was sick of living in Shitsville as he called it. The great Deku Tree sensed Link's hatred towards the Kokiri midget people so he ordered a full-on assualt on Links house, but Link was already eating lots of Giga Gain!™ to give him tonnes of strength. Link had finished the tin of Giga Gain!™ and grabbed his sword and shield and skipped out the door. The Kokiri midgets were waiting for him but Link had snuck into a game of Halo and stolen an Active Camo before-hand, he then slaughtered the Kokiri midgets and put 782 764 876 789 343 sticks of dynamite up Navi's ass and flew the hell outta Shitsville and into Hyrule Field and watched the pretty fireworks...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 22, 2004, 06:26:47 AM
Post by: akdaman1 on May 23, 2004, 11:31:23 AM
Post by: evil intentions on May 23, 2004, 12:40:40 PM
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Originally posted by: Snake 'n' Bake
Hi! welcome to the story, after my post add at least a paragraph or more of writing to the story but be reasonable with this don't put chocolate-covered-bread-making-fat-free DVD players in it or anything stupid but add funny bits too. HERE WE GO!!!!!!
Once upon a time there was a boy named Link and he lived in Kokiri Forest but he was pissed off 'cos he was sick of living in Shitsville as he called it. The great Deku Tree sensed Link's hatred towards the Kokiri midget people so he ordered a full-on assualt on Links house, but Link was already eating lots of Giga Gain!™ to give him tonnes of strength. Link had finished the tin of Giga Gain!™ and grabbed his sword and shield and skipped out the door. The Kokiri midgets were waiting for him but Link had snuck into a game of Halo and stolen an Active Camo before-hand, he then slaughtered the Kokiri midgets and put 782 764 876 789 343 sticks of dynamite up Navi's ass and flew the hell outta Shitsville and into Hyrule Field and watched the pretty fireworks...
The End.
Post by: meldavid on May 24, 2004, 11:35:24 PM
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Because it ended so abruptly!
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 25, 2004, 12:10:10 PM
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chocolate-covered-bread-making-fat-free DVD players
Best idea in whole thread.
EDIT: And in that other thread, too.
Post by: Gibdo Master on May 27, 2004, 07:32:47 PM
I hope the mods discipline you severely for your shenanigans.
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 27, 2004, 11:18:05 PM
Post by: Gibdo Master on May 28, 2004, 07:01:28 PM
Post by: DrZoidberg on May 31, 2004, 03:04:40 PM
