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Title: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Gibdo Master on March 01, 2004, 11:09:32 PM
Discuss
Title: RE:My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: ruby_onix on March 02, 2004, 12:12:27 AM
Is this one of those things where you're gonna edit the first post's text and topic name for the first of April, so we all end up looking strange?
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 02, 2004, 12:37:56 AM
*Meow!*  Having tapeworm is such a horrible experience!
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: DrZoidberg on March 02, 2004, 01:48:32 AM
needs more drama.
Title: RE:My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 02, 2004, 01:53:07 AM
Dat sucks.  Once, a fly laid its maggots in me cat's neck, and you could see the holes, which were coated in a sort of liquidy white mucus. . . you just wanted to reach down, pull them maggots out, and squish em betwixt yo fingers.

Gotta go.  (Cat's okay now, though.  Got them out)
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: KDR_11k on March 02, 2004, 03:26:31 AM
Use duct tape. Seals any cat shut.
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Ian Sane on March 02, 2004, 06:50:38 AM
That's, uh, interesting I guess.

Tell us when YOU have a tapeworm.  That has some major discussion potential.
Title: RE:My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Jale on March 02, 2004, 08:21:14 AM
My biology teacher was telling me how once while disecting a pig they found a tapeworm in the intestines and it started to wriggle and made the pig's organs squirm and it made everybody run out of the classroom.

Squishy
Title: RE:My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Oldskool on March 02, 2004, 10:42:14 AM
Mix some whisky into their water. Should kill anything remotly worm-like.
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: SearanoX on March 02, 2004, 11:08:43 AM
You know, it generally helps to post a question of some sort.

Oh, and here's an idea.  Take it to a vet.  
Title: RE:My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 02, 2004, 03:35:15 PM
Turns out my friend accidentally ran over my other friend's cat, who is possibly one of the most awesome cats in all of existence.  Or was, rather.  He was named Danger Cat, and he wuz the coolest.  I suppose he'd have liked to go that way, though. . . on an adventure.

*is silent for Danger Cat*
Title: RE: My cat has a tapeworm!
Post by: Bloodworth on March 02, 2004, 04:32:45 PM
or not