Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: DrZoidberg on January 26, 2004, 11:58:05 PM
Title: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: DrZoidberg on January 26, 2004, 11:58:05 PM
Quote Termin8Anakin says: i'm off to see a giant crap my uncle caught tonight! DrZoidberg says: ... DrZoidberg says: sigable Termin8Anakin says: apparently it's as long as my arm DrZoidberg says: the crap you say? DrZoidberg says: that's quite long Termin8Anakin says: Termin8Anakin says: did i saw crap? DrZoidberg says: sure did DrZoidberg says: you sure saw crap
all posted entirely unedited, ohh tremin9, such a hilarious source of misquotes.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: nitsu niflheim on January 27, 2004, 04:13:05 AM
I am strange, I saved all my conversations on MSN so I could probably find a whole bunch of interesting quotes and or misquotes. I would have to edit of course some things, because well I have a dirty keyboard. I try and tell it not to type bad words, but it just slaps me and does it anyway.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on January 27, 2004, 04:25:43 PM
I'm so honoured to be the first to be quoted in such a thread. And I'm sure thats not the last one that DrZoidbert has with my name on it.
;______;
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on January 30, 2004, 01:43:58 AM
DrZ's the best drunk ever!
Quote DrZoidberg says: turnrs out i'm dont doint nights into work anymore Infernal Monkey says: =O DrZoidberg says: take anrobot beet Infernal Monkey says: take anrobots? DrZoidberg says: iw fuyck it i'm making little sence and slowkyl; falkking offf m seelt, time to falls asspeele to cartoons Infernal Monkey says: yay!
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on January 30, 2004, 01:34:41 PM
Wow! Something that ISN'T me! HE was drunk though wasn't he........he has an excuse at least =/
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 30, 2004, 02:01:29 PM
Wow, a side of Dr. Zoidberg I never wanted to see... O_O
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: DrZoidberg on January 30, 2004, 07:58:02 PM
;___; i said that? oww man, i didn't figure i would be entered into this thread my self ;__;
what's an asspeele? sounds erotic..
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Shift Key on February 01, 2004, 12:58:59 AM
Ahahahaha, great stuff DrZ! <----- mmm, you can really taste the beet!
Sometime between now and then, we have to have a huge MSN conversation! Mayhem ahoy! But not tomorrow Stupid work making me work! What are the odds?
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: akdaman1 on February 01, 2004, 02:06:13 PM
Whoa ... Go Doc Zoidberg ...thats the spirit !!!
I am very inellectiual in MSN and never make a smelling mistake...becase Ime Start
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on February 01, 2004, 06:47:52 PM
mario says: i sure hops isoso mario says: hoeps so mario says: hope so Berto2K says: hehehe Termin8Anakin says: god dude, your english sucks mario says: i coudlnt type Berto2K says: still can't mario says: shutup
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 01, 2004, 06:53:06 PM
Hahahahha, silly Mario
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Mario on February 01, 2004, 07:54:56 PM
Dammit Berto *shakes fist*
Revenge!!! (it was the best i had )
Quote DrZoidberg says: ahahha master system two is GREY Berto2K says: Berto2K says: he tell you? Berto2K says: or your dective skills? DrZoidberg says: eh? mario says: lol Berto2K says: detective DrZoidberg says: spleh? Berto2K says: he tell you or did you figure it out?
(jeez these young kids, don't get anything) Berto2K says: DrZoidberg says: figure what out.. DrZoidberg says: i just looked at it ;__O? Berto2K says: master system two is grey mario says: hahahahahahaha!!!!! DrZoidberg says: it sure is, unlike my other one which is black O_o? Berto2K says: oopsies, i get it now i was thinking forusm mario says: i thought so
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on February 01, 2004, 07:59:32 PM
Owww man. But I have much better typing skills than you mario, just wait your turn again. It will come, just when you least expect it.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 02, 2004, 12:15:22 AM
Hahahaa, i am secretly plotting my ultimate revenge - seeing as some of you would have a stash of silly things on me
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 02, 2004, 08:59:39 AM
Quote Imperson8Anakin says: i think..... nitsujdark is in Control. =) says: don't think Berto2K says: not that
Quote Berto2K says: hahahaha Genuine Shifty says: ok. forget i said anything Imperson8Anakin says: ok nitsujdark is in Control. =) says: egg house Genuine Shifty says: *does nothing* oohhboy-VFX Enhanced Ep.7 says: Rotten eg house nitsujdark is in Control. =) says: easter egg the house oohhboy-VFX Enhanced Ep.7 says: easter bunny egg house Berto2K says: you guys know ocremix has net radio? oohhboy-VFX Enhanced Ep.7 says: all red nitsujdark is in Control. =) says: no. nitsujdark is in Control. =) says: and with blue dots Berto2K says: yep, it do
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on February 02, 2004, 08:41:00 PM
Talk about digging up the archives nitsu...that stuff is at least a month old heheheh .
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 03, 2004, 07:56:21 AM
I only had a few files of log here at work when I posted those above. They were from the end of December. =)
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Shift Key on February 05, 2004, 02:03:35 AM
Here's one hot off the, dammit I can't think straight at this hour:
Quote DrZoidberg says: aparently my best mate was talking to this girl about me and she's really keen (Y0 DrZoidberg says: sif toilet Termin8Anakin says: it's a freakin flap down to the big tank Termin8Anakin says: DrZoidberg get some action!!!! DrZoidberg says: *survived wagga to brisbane in one go with no toilet brake*
DrZoidberg says: shall do =o Shifty says: and is this girl going with you? Bill says: lol DrZoidberg says: she's in newcastle Shifty says: even better! Termin8Anakin says: or is she waiting for some piece of DrZoidberg pie in newcaslte ? Termin8Anakin says: Legendary Fox says: =D DrZoidberg says: *survived wagga to brisbane in one go with no toilet brake*
^ to explain to bill, that's 25 hours straight Shifty says: Bill wants some DrZoidberg pie, but that's another story Bill says: better make one Zoidberg Termin8Anakin says: hahahahahha!!!!!!!! Bill says:
EDIT: STUPID MSN TO PGC NAME CHANGING SUX! GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 05, 2004, 04:38:54 PM
<3 drunk Grey Ninja...
Quote Goddamn I love Namco! says: hey Goddamn I love Namco! says: I was trying to figure out who the **** you were. Legendary Fox says: Goddamn I love Namco! says: KnowsNothing told me, so come out of your hole varmint! Legendary Fox says: i've been out, i swear! Goddamn I love Namco! says: hmmm... don't foxes hide in foxholes? Legendary Fox says: something like that Legendary Fox says: more like modified rabbit holes Goddamn I love Namco! says: hmmm... does sound sort of cool Goddamn I love Namco! says: then you can attack people's nads when they walk over top Legendary Fox says: haha
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 05, 2004, 04:50:43 PM
*Backs out of the Kwiki-Mart, gasping* *Knocks over a stack of beans* *Backs away all the way home*
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 05, 2004, 05:21:25 PM
More Ninja madness.........
Quote Termin8Anakin says: you love it ninja, don't ya Termin8Anakin says: it's your wallpaper Grey Ninja says: oh ya Grey Ninja says: love it Mouse Clicker says: they had a disclaimer but you could just click on a link to get past it Termin8Anakin says: say it then Bill says: ugh Grey Ninja says: I love GOATSE!!!!! Termin8Anakin says: hahahaha!
Okie Dokie
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 05, 2004, 05:29:39 PM
This is just too great... ^_^
Quote Goddamn I love a Big Solid Snake! says: *takes off pants Legendary Fox says: LOL Termin8Anakin says: *is in boxers* Legendary Fox says: i'm saving that one! Legendary Fox says: *dibs* Goddamn I love a Big Solid Snake! says: *is naked Goddamn I love a Big Solid Snake! says: /me is naked Termin8Anakin says: *backs away*
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: DrZoidberg on February 06, 2004, 01:42:44 AM
Quote Termin8Anakin says: i was dreaming of gay sex O_o
IIIIK:<MM DRUUUNK
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 06, 2004, 08:06:43 AM
LOL! I thought we agreed not to post that! You're so rude!
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 06, 2004, 11:29:20 AM
Quote Originally posted by: DrZoidberg
IIIIK:<MM DRUUUNK
*Homer rides lawn mower down the hallway, cutting up all the carpet* Did anybody save last nights insanity? I can't seem to remember much of it. ;___;
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: DrZoidberg on February 06, 2004, 12:49:48 PM
remember you say? all i seem to remember is my calf muscle is really sore for some reason :\ lucky for me however i log all my msn conversations
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Shift Key on February 06, 2004, 03:40:23 PM
I have some of the conversation. Let's see
Quote Infernal Monkey says: they'll never be naked coz they run away on big trucks
Quote DrZoidberg says: some girl in newastle wants me =o chris says: want her back!
Quote DrZoidberg says: daves not herere maaan
Quote DrZoidberg says: bbbrbb again stpuipd beer = ruing
After that i got scrollies and didn't keep the later parts. But it was hilarity++...
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Mario on February 06, 2004, 04:17:18 PM
Quote DrZoidberg says: I:NG OIGING TO MAKE DOODLES!
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 06, 2004, 06:38:17 PM
all I can say is ;_____________________;
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: DrZoidberg on February 06, 2004, 09:14:39 PM
i second that ;______________;
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: ThePerm on February 07, 2004, 08:14:49 AM
Quote Berto2K-GCA says: who the heck is that in your pgc avatar perm? No Need for AiX2 says: the avro guy! Berto2K-GCA says: infernal on pgc No Need for AiX2 says: yay No Need for AiX2 says: whoa, a widescreen commercial! Berto2K-GCA says: ya
Pedro has been added to the conversation.
No Need for AiX2 says: don't really like it ThePerm says: hey pedro Pedro says: hey guys No Need for AiX2 says: not enough game footage Berto2K-GCA says: super says that there is another with almost all gamefootage Pedro says: did you hear the rumor dudes? Berto2K-GCA says: but i have yet to see it ThePerm says: what rumor? Pedro says: you know... No Need for AiX2 says: is this the same pedro who clocked Don Zimmer? ThePerm says: know what Pedro says: no
Dr. Zoidberg has been added to the conversation.
No Need for AiX2 says:
Pedro says: ima different pedro Pedro says: my real name is peter martin No Need for AiX2 says: okay,,j/k Pedro says: i go by pedro martinez Pedro says: anyways No Need for AiX2 says: ! Pedro says: did you hear the news? ThePerm says: jsut spit it out man Pedro says: ok i was reading egm and i read that phillips still has the zelda license Berto2K-GCA says: hahaha ThePerm says: hehehe Berto2K-GCA says: egm Berto2K-GCA says: hahaha No Need for AiX2 says: lol ThePerm says: lol egm sucks Pedro says: anyways their teaming up with rare and microsoft and are bringing the series to xobox Berto2K-GCA says: phillips has no license to make zelda ThePerm says: what?
Infernal Monkey has been added to the conversation.
Pedro says: yeah they do No Need for AiX2 says: haha.....this is so funny No Need for AiX2 says: i wonder what xbawx fanyboys will say? Pedro says: like they have had it for years No Need for AiX2 says: zelda is da mature! Pedro says: the contract was for 15 years Berto2K-GCA says: no, nintendo lent it to them to make the craptastic cdi-zelda Berto2K-GCA says: they never owned it Pedro says: yeah they did Pedro says: and they made them Pedro says: and they sucks Pedro says: but they still have the license ThePerm says: na Berto2K-GCA says: nintendo wouldn't allow it Pedro says: na they do Berto2K-GCA says: they own the license Pedro says: theyjust havnt made a game in year Pedro says: because nintendo has wished it not to happen Pedro says: but ms came by with money hats Berto2K-GCA says: they are not making a zelda game for xbox, never will ThePerm says: thats pretty far fetched Berto2K-GCA says: FACT Pedro says: they can if they want to Pedro says: they have the license Berto2K-GCA says: no they can't Berto2K-GCA says: nintendo OWNES ZELDA Pedro says: yeah Pedro says: they do Pedro says: however...they made a deal with philips Berto2K-GCA says: they have the highest voice on matters concerning it Dr. Zoidberg says: O_O Dr. Zoidberg says: pedro? Pedro says: and there atre some devlopers bididng to make it for xbox Dr. Zoidberg says: wtf are you doing here o_o Berto2K-GCA says: Dr. Zoidberg, you just missed ms pikmin Dr. Zoidberg says: CRAP! Berto2K-GCA says: she came on here today Dr. Zoidberg says: is pedro teh same pedro i know? Berto2K-GCA says: actually she is still on Dr. Zoidberg says: invite! Pedro says: its either gonna be rare or tecmo or lionhead studios
Ms.Pikmin has been added to the conversation.
ThePerm says: ok hatever... Berto2K-GCA says: sorry ms.pikmin, but Dr. Zoidberg wanted to say hi Pedro says: really Dr. Zoidberg says: yay Dr. Zoidberg says: who's this pedro? Pedro says: anyways microsoft wants to make the gamei n a mature direction Berto2K-GCA says: grab her email quick and add her Dr. Zoidberg Pedro says: and if fable is ever doen No Need for AiX2 says: the baseball player Pedro says: it will use that engine Infernal Monkey says: , hi everyone Ms.Pikmin says: hi, i thought i'd logged off but apparently not ThePerm says: Zelda WILL NEVEr come TO XBox Pedro says: its coming ThePerm says: ..... Berto2K-GCA says: hahaha, pedro thinks phillips is making a zelda game for xbox with rare and ms Infernal Monkey says: zelda.. xbox.. what? Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha Pedro says: philips has the license still No Need for AiX2 says: egm said that in the mag Berto2K-GCA says: nintendo is their FATHER Dr. Zoidberg says: zelda is on xbawx, only if it's modded running via emulation Pedro says: even if nintendo owns zelda..they have a contract Infernal Monkey says:
Pedro says: nintendo didnt want zelda on cdi but they did it anyways Dr. Zoidberg says: wasn't the contract to make zelda for their CD-i though? Berto2K-GCA says: when were the cdi's made? Pedro says: anyways ms gave phillips some money hats Pedro says: and are puttign it on xbox ThePerm says: this again Ms.Pikmin says: infernal i made a total ass of myself today thinking i was talking to you Pedro says: lol the license is for 15 years Pedro says: go look it up Dr. Zoidberg says: ahahahah Berto2K-GCA says: 15! LOL Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha Berto2K-GCA says: what a load Pedro says: laugh at me all you want ThePerm says: ok AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Dr. Zoidberg says: i do believe i shall! Pedro says: this is gonna really piss off nin tedo Berto2K-GCA says: when it won't happen Pedro says: as much as MS stillin rare !!!! Pedro says: that was great ThePerm says: yopu can have rare ThePerm says: their last good game was conker and thats arguable No Need for AiX2 says: i wonder if any gaming website will be STUPID enough to report this!? Dr. Zoidberg says: their last good game was donkey kong counry 3 >_> ThePerm says: ahahah ThePerm says: personally i think the best rare made game is wizards and warriors 3 Pedro says: whats that? ThePerm says: an old nes game No Need for AiX2 says: hardest game: battletoads ThePerm says: i got my old nes fixed Infernal Monkey says: W&W kicks ass Pedro says: cool Berto2K-GCA says: the rules to licenses: you can loan them out, but the company getting the use does not have 100% control of it, they still have to get permission from the holding company to use it ThePerm says: damn straight w&w kicked ass Pedro says: depends on the contract stipulation man Pedro says: nintenod didnt want zelda on cdi Pedro says: but it did Berto2K-GCA says: and nintendo will not allow their property on anything but their own systems without their consent Pedro says: they didnt stipulate that in the contract Berto2K-GCA says: you have a copy of it? Pedro says: hey im just saying Pedro says: i read it from a reliable source Pedro says: an industry insider Infernal Monkey says: atari.com.au ThePerm says: ok.... Dr. Zoidberg says: agentseven? No Need for AiX2 says: lol Berto2K-GCA says: reliable you mean egm? Berto2K-GCA says: ha ThePerm says: yeah ThePerm says: you said egm No Need for AiX2 says: yep he did Pedro says: lol i dotn remember where i read it Dr. Zoidberg says: egm almost looks like egg man, sega owns egm Berto2K-GCA says: now the story changes ThePerm says: stfu pedro Pedro says: no Pedro says: im right Dr. Zoidberg says: who IS pedro? Pedro says: your all wrong Berto2K-GCA says: one of perms friends No Need for AiX2 says: a baseball player Infernal Monkey says: "are you sure it was a book... are you sure it wasn't nothing?" Dr. Zoidberg says: ahahahahah! Dr. Zoidberg says: \m/\m/ No Need for AiX2 says: i see text! Infernal Monkey says:
Pedro says: lol my mexican friends call me pedor Pedro says: my name is really peter Infernal Monkey says: radical Dr. Zoidberg says: my mate called peter gets called pedro Infernal Monkey says: =o Dr. Zoidberg says: and he's my only mate with a gcn Dr. Zoidberg says: hence the confusion =o Berto2K-GCA says: ign! Pedro says: oh No Need for AiX2 says: AiX2 is my alternate nick too! Pedro says: any other alternate nicknames No Need for AiX2 says: thanks to infernal! Berto2K-GCA says: Berto2K is my alternate nick too! Dr. Zoidberg says: i require more juice! Dr. Zoidberg says: no grog left ;___; Pedro says: lol whos dr.zoidberg? Dr. Zoidberg says: it's all destroying my liver Berto2K-GCA says: noeone ThePerm says: from futurama Dr. Zoidberg says:
Pedro says: futurama sucks its a simpsons rip off Dr. Zoidberg says: i spotted him! Berto2K-GCA says:
Dr. Zoidberg says: F*CK YOU AND DIE! >=| ThePerm says: its the sam people! No Need for AiX2 says: lol Pedro says: so... Dr. Zoidberg says: futurama > simpsons Dr. Zoidberg says: blaaargh Ms.Pikmin says: ooh pedro, your asking for it No Need for AiX2 says: uh......no Berto2K-GCA says: futurama made by same guy that made simpsons ThePerm says: erg peter! Infernal Monkey says: =O Pedro says: pedor Pedro says: pedro ThePerm says: ahaha ThePerm says: can't spell your own nick Dr. Zoidberg says: to the juice machine! Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha Berto2K-GCA says: *roll out* Infernal Monkey says: OUT OF JUICE Berto2K-GCA says: owowwwowwwww Pedro says: ow? Pedro says: i cant wait till halo 2 comes out Berto2K-GCA says: hahaha Pedro says: how bout you people? ThePerm says: dont care Berto2K-GCA says: doesn't matter to me Berto2K-GCA says: don't care ThePerm says: personally looking forward to hl2 Infernal Monkey says: halo 2? =/ ThePerm says: half life 2 is way better Berto2K-GCA says: i have a pc that could run it Dr. Zoidberg says: half life 2 Pedro says: no halo is No Need for AiX2 says: i'm looking ahead to halo 1541 ThePerm says: no stfu Dr. Zoidberg says: what's a halo? Infernal Monkey says: H-L2 and doom 3 are better than halo 2, fact Pedro says: like a ring around your head thats like lit Berto2K-GCA says: hahaha...halo 2 will be nothing more than the same as halo 1 Pedro says: and a star and stuff ThePerm says: ok.... ThePerm says: yeah ThePerm says: halo 2 looks like it sucks Dr. Zoidberg says: i don't really care about halo at all Pedro says: better then metroid prime Berto2K-GCA says: nope Pedro says: man that game..you jumpo too much Dr. Zoidberg says: this banana is SO better than this orange Berto2K-GCA says: different types of games Dr. Zoidberg says: yeah how dare they have jumping in a METROID game >_> ThePerm says: i like oranges and banana's together Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha Berto2K-GCA says: i take it you have never played a metroid game before then pedro.... Pedro says: ooh maybe bungee will make Zelda X Berto2K-GCA says: LOL Dr. Zoidberg says: i was pissed about the lack of wall jump and space jump Berto2K-GCA says: what a crap load Pedro says: all you do is shoot and jump Infernal Monkey says: bungee isn't a company Pedro says: it was soo boring Dr. Zoidberg says: probably Berto2K-GCA says: just stop with the nintendo licenses on xbox stuff before you get flamed outta here....hahaha Dr. Zoidberg says: all you do in halo is use a controller Pedro says: lol zelda x is coming Dr. Zoidberg says: how pathetic No Need for AiX2 says: *lights his flamethrower* Berto2K-GCA says: yep, pedro has never played a metroid before prime Pedro says: lol their gonna make zelda all buff and give him like tatoos and stuff Berto2K-GCA says: ujmmmm...npo ThePerm says: buff? Infernal Monkey says: would you happen to go by the name megalith on forums, pedro? =p Berto2K-GCA says: pedro sounds 14 to me No Need for AiX2 says: lol Pedro says: nope just pedro Dr. Zoidberg says: ahahahha megalith Pedro says: or peterico Dr. Zoidberg says: pedro is hertzagovian for moron
Dr. Zoidberg has left the conversation.
Infernal Monkey says: TREES DOWN!
Infernal Monkey has left the conversation.
Pedro says: i thought it was spanish for peter
No Need for AiX2 has left the conversation.
ThePerm says: peter comes from the word petros ThePerm says: meaning stone
Ms.Pikmin has left the conversation.
Pedro says: anyways ThePerm says: hey mis pikmin ThePerm says: i think Pedro says: whos she Berto2K-GCA says: your mom Pedro says: ooh really Berto2K-GCA says: yup
i was really bored last night....
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on February 07, 2004, 09:51:36 AM
Good lord, Perm, that's alot of text. Well, at least you didn't post the thing incident.-___-
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bloodworth on February 07, 2004, 10:01:05 AM
Yo chill out on the sex talk or I'm shutting this thing down.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: ThePerm on February 07, 2004, 10:49:02 AM
theres sex talk? I edited all that out i thought ... oh you werent refering to me ok ....
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 07, 2004, 03:04:37 PM
Yeah, I posted mine without even thinking about it...Very imprudent of me...I'll edit it out...
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 07, 2004, 03:10:24 PM
I need to get on MSN more often. I swear I need to get one more often. Really, I swear, i swear all the time. I haven't been on because I am playing games, Secret of Mana 2 and Dragon Quest 6. Yay for me, but boof or me too because I don't keep in tough with all of you as much as I woudl like to
I need some chaos *mass amounts of hilarity, like Infernal's tale of the ice cream man* in my life.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 07, 2004, 03:18:37 PM
Get on now then!
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: ThePerm on February 07, 2004, 05:30:59 PM
i rarely play games...college sucks the life out of me. Ironic im a frequent poster to a gaming forum...i usaed to play way more often.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on February 07, 2004, 09:07:35 PM
I'm trying to spend less time on the internet to play my games....got like 4 games lying around to be played...
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Shift Key on February 08, 2004, 02:34:02 PM
The only game I've played in the past few days is FFT:A (again) at 3am because I don't like sleep for some reason. And I haven't been on the interweb much since that carazy conversation a few days ago. ;___;
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on February 10, 2004, 08:44:35 PM
DrZoidberg says: when i goto view, active device, in explorer it has a bunch of nonsense characters and i'm ment to find creative nomad int hat ;__; Berto2K says: hmmm Berto2K says: you check for latest software and stuff from website? DrZoidberg says: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET FILES IN MY MP3 PLAYER AAAAAAAAARGH DrZoidberg says: ahahahha f*ck i'm a moron, i accidently didn't install the software i need Berto2K says: lol DrZoidberg says: ahahahahah well done idiot Berto2K says: computer nerd goes stupid!
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 22, 2004, 04:43:09 PM
Go Go Yuuki-Chan! says: funfact: experts (who the **** would want to be a DOLL expert) say that if barbie were real, she'd be so out of proportion that she wouldn't be able to stand. Go Go Yuuki-Chan! says: Chris says: i'd hit it Akai Keaton says: no Termin8Anakin says: hhahahaha Akai Keaton says: you'd also hit lizzie mcguire soooooo Chris says: with this golf club Akai Keaton says: hahahaha .... Chris says: i meant about the.. other.. thing... damnit
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 05, 2004, 07:32:59 AM
my converses don't ever really seem to be funny enough to post here. Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor lately.
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Post by: akdaman1 on March 05, 2004, 09:24:36 AM
I have a few funny ones , but I dont keep a history log , it doesnt work properly for me.
I will try to get Zero_Plauge to post em if he has them ...they are funny as hell.
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on March 06, 2004, 08:46:09 PM
Some more hilarious MSN convo!
Quote Mario: i wonder if its possible to beat the game without losing a single pikmin, i tried once.. but the last level i couldnt help but lose some... Ms.Pikmin: that would be a good challenge. i killed loads No Need for AiAi!: ring miyamoto's mobile to find out Mario: can do Mario: :mar < HEY SUP :miyam < WTF DrZoidberg: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Berto2K-GCA: hahha No Need for AiAi!: lol Ms.Pikmin: lol
Quote DrZoidberg: i demand pikmin toys Ms.Pikmin: that would be great! No Need for AiAi!: i demand pietriots toys Ms.Pikmin: hahahaha DrZoidberg: ahahah pietriot action figures Berto2K-GCA: hahaha
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Post by: Mario on March 06, 2004, 08:51:53 PM
Awwwww, it's not the same without the custom emoticons there.
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on March 06, 2004, 08:53:16 PM
yeah, well, I don't get to use custom emoticons
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 07, 2004, 04:30:02 AM
I lost all my customs when i switched to my new computer. Anyone know how to transfer them over?
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Post by: Bill Aurion on March 07, 2004, 05:47:34 AM
Yeah, the Mario/Miyamoto quote was great...
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Post by: Mario on March 17, 2004, 01:51:24 AM
Quote Infernal Monkey says: ahahaha, that flying town guy has a huge mouth
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on March 17, 2004, 02:15:38 PM
HJahahahhaha!
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Post by: RABicle on March 27, 2004, 03:20:44 AM
Cos I'm the funniest and most modest person I know I've decided to share a great conversation me and Infernal were having regarding the bonus disk. (With me suppling the cutting edge laughs)
Quote Viewtiful Roland says: (10:14:22 PM) Tak & The Power of JuJu ¿¿¿ Ok i've decided by the title alone that this game is even worse than "Zapper: One Wicked Cricket"
Infernal Monkey says: (10:14:57 PM) the heap of crap doesn't deserve to be on the list, it's not even exclusive to GC
Viewtiful Roland says: (10:15:18 PM) ounce again you can imagine NAL in their office
Viewtiful Roland says: (10:17:13 PM) Dude 1: "-expletive-, we don't have many of these Zelda disks, gotta make them hard to get" Dude 2: "I know, just put Tak and the power of -expletive- on it, everybody will already own that on their PS2" Dude 1: "Hey and lets take Metal Gear Solid off the list, we don't want to offend families!" Dude 2: "Yeah, wanna knock off now, it's nearly lunchtime!" Dude 1: "man we've worked hard"
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 30, 2004, 07:09:09 PM
Bill says: and [Sakuraba] better make mario tennis a masterpiece too Mario says: yeah! Mario says: i almost forgot about mario tennis Bill says: Mario says: i hope we see the gba version at e3 as well
<<< ±ê£mïn8/º\nâK!ñ - From Hinata-Sou with !!>>> auto-message: *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Bill says: LOL Mario says: O_O Ms.Pikmin says: nice
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on May 08, 2004, 06:56:54 PM
A drunken T8 wanted to know what a body shot was
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:45:44 PM) you put the salt on the girls neck
Termin8Anakin says: (8:45:56 PM) yeah
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:45:58 PM) she holds the lemon or lime in her mouth
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:46:05 PM) you take the shot
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:46:09 PM) lick the salt
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:46:17 PM) then suck the lemon/lime
Termin8Anakin says: (8:46:28 PM) iooooh
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:46:45 PM) great! i've just done my part to corrupt today's youth
Termin8Anakin says: (8:46:46 PM) ancan i try it iwth you eh?
Ms.Pikmin says: (8:46:51 PM) LOL
@_@
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Post by: Bill Aurion on May 08, 2004, 09:10:43 PM
Poor Termin8...
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 09, 2004, 01:37:04 AM
ahahahahahahahaha.....
I'll be staying away from Termin8 for awhile.
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Post by: Shift Key on May 09, 2004, 01:46:56 AM
Aw noes. Drunken hilarity and i missed it! Good one Tremin9!
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 09, 2004, 04:33:36 AM
=/
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Post by: DrZoidberg on May 09, 2004, 05:11:42 AM
Quote <<< ±ê£mïn8/º\nâK!ñ - From Hinata-Sou with !!>>> says: since when getting drunk EVER interfere with my relationship with Bill?
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 09, 2004, 05:40:21 AM
wtf.......our secret is exposed, Bill ;___;
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Post by: Bill Aurion on May 09, 2004, 06:51:44 AM
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Post by: Shift Key on May 10, 2004, 09:14:05 PM
We (aussies) all know about Mario's love of Pinball games. Read on:
Quote Shufty says: hmmm, a japanese samurai game for gamecube? interesting...
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Post by: Bill Aurion on July 07, 2004, 10:17:13 AM
I so wish I were actually there... ;___;
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on July 07, 2004, 04:15:45 PM
I was glad I wasn't....
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Post by: Bill Aurion on July 07, 2004, 07:57:15 PM
You're never on MSN ever anyway! >=(
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on July 07, 2004, 08:15:56 PM
Yesterday was PURE UNCUT GOLD. IN A SILK SACK. COVERED IN .... GOLD.
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on July 07, 2004, 09:01:03 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Bill You're never on MSN ever anyway! >=(
I was on 2 days ago. It's just that you don't happen to be on when I'm on. And I'm busy with university at the moment.
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Post by: DrZoidberg on July 08, 2004, 01:33:47 AM
DRINK DRIVING, NONO
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on July 09, 2004, 07:06:41 AM
Sometimes ya'll can be so strange
Anyways, I hope to be on this weekend, if my internet will allow me. That is if any of you still want to talk to me. I am in need of some humorous humor.
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on July 21, 2004, 07:20:56 PM
eeeeek >_____>
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on August 16, 2004, 08:05:19 PM
Quote Biruru Burasukisu-chan says: semen isn't spicy >=( -- t8a - dare yori mo itsu mo chikaku ni kanzite iru kara -- says: and you know? Biruru Burasukisu-chan says: ah sh!t, i knew i shouldn't have typed that -- t8a - dare yori mo itsu mo chikaku ni kanzite iru kara -- says: HAHAHAHAHH! Chris says: roofles -- t8a - dare yori mo itsu mo chikaku ni kanzite iru kara -- says: pgc thread time!
Hahohohoho, my turn to post one
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Post by: Mario on August 20, 2004, 04:43:34 PM
Quote Biruru Burasukisu-chan says: but i touch myself all the time!
oic
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Post by: Bill Aurion on August 21, 2004, 06:07:05 AM
OH SHI DOUBLE-TEAMING! >=O
Ms Pikmin says: that means if it were possible to have sex with yourself this place would be empty Biruru Burasukisu-chan says: oh Biruru Burasukisu-chan says: i thought you meant that we'd be out having sex with other guys right now Chris says: why, i'd be doing it right now
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on September 18, 2004, 12:33:51 AM
i like how no one's posted here in like nearly a month.
LOL.
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on September 19, 2004, 09:26:53 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Termin8Anakin i like how no one's posted here in like nearly a month.
LOL.
Termin8Anakin says: i can buy lots of candy! Termin8Anakin says: with 6 bucks! Bill says: candy is bad for you Bill says: pokemon is good for you Termin8Anakin says: 6 bucks of candy...or 144 gba sp.. Mario says: it promotes strategic thinking and teamwork Termin8Anakin says: sugar makes you more horny Termin8Anakin says: or somehting lol Bill says: lo lwtf Bill says: no it doesn't! Mario says: sugar takes away your sperm count or something Bill says: ahahahahaha Termin8Anakin says: choclate! i can buy lotsa thayt! Mario says: and give it to your woman! Termin8Anakin says: kinder bueno.....*droooooooooooooool* Mario says: oh wai Bill says: mountain dew and mello yello reduce sperm count Bill says: there's a compound in it that destroys sperm Termin8Anakin says: the less sperm...the more i can do it without a comdom! Bill says: doesn't quite work that way Termin8Anakin says: although it won't feel quite the smae without that huge orgasmic bang la: Bill says: sperm count has nothing to do with orgasms Termin8Anakin says: blwh Termin8Anakin says: lets not continue this
Happy now, T8? ^_~
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on September 20, 2004, 03:34:21 AM
no
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Post by: Bill Aurion on September 20, 2004, 09:44:12 AM
Well too bad for you, because here's another! >=D
t8 says: my hands jytra justatje a while to catch utp to my geahead Chris - ROAD RAGE says: see shells sea shells by the sea shore Kitan-chan says: i can't read that t8 says: see sghells sea shells byt egthe sea shoye
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on September 21, 2004, 01:17:08 AM
Glad to know I'm not missing much!
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Post by: Bill Aurion on September 21, 2004, 03:39:22 AM
You aren't allowed in this topic anymore... >=(
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 07, 2004, 10:30:32 AM
come on people, I need funny, show me the funny
<3
*please ignore nitsu posting here and also not being on msn lately, nitsu has been rather lazy about everything that doesn't involve certain things that might not interest some people, but a lot of the people here would probably be interested in the genre of stuff nitsu has been involved with*
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Post by: Mario on October 07, 2004, 09:29:10 PM
If by lately you mean a million years, and that you dont like talking to us.
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 08, 2004, 03:31:34 AM
That last part is such a lie. I love talking to you guys. It's just I am lazy, when I get online I have other things on my mind and once I get to doing that, I think of nothing else, also I go through moods where I don't like to talk. In real life I can go without talking to anybody and don't think anything of it. Things are going to be changing so, and this time I am going to make a greater effort to that effect to. ^__^
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Post by: Mario on October 08, 2004, 05:26:39 AM
Thats ok
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Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on October 10, 2004, 03:43:28 AM
nitsu - there's no need to feel bad. I haven't been on MSN for over a month, and I don't feel the need to apologise.....or whatever. I'm gonna try to extend my streak to as long as I can. Maybe I will become the Cal Ripken Jr. of avoiding MSN! ^_^
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 10, 2004, 04:23:58 AM
You're banned from the Internets, AiAi.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 10, 2004, 05:13:22 AM
You're banned from existence, AiAi... >=(
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Post by: Mario on February 18, 2005, 02:20:45 AM
t8 says: i'm not a big drinker
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Post by: Bill Aurion on February 25, 2005, 12:41:46 PM
TIME TO SPICE UP LIFE! =O
Infernal Monkey - Touched! says: so link will bust out a DS and play one line in the upcoming zelda game?
some old fart: uh oooh uh oh uhhhh oooooh ganon's gone and stolen a car link: shut up old man, got me a DS zelda: link you f*g, he's got my car! DO SOMETHING link: well excuuuuuuse me, princess
*links rumbles off into the sunset swearing and waving his arms around like a lunatic*
Chris DS says: "purowd of wumble pak" "purowd of analog stick" "NOT PUROWD OF GEIST, GO FIX"
t8 | dragon spirit says: ps2 owner: hehehe i heard about these thigns from eternal darkness....ps2 should go back to normal soon *waits* *ps2 crunches* ps2 owner: hahah thats sposed to happen *ps2 explodes* ps2 owner: WHOA!! AAWESOME REALLIFE GFX!
Infernal Monkey - Only on the SAYGA system says: wesker will run onto screen after the credits "guys, guys... i finished my report"
*ps2 errors up*
Birry-chan says: Dad: why does this computer not work? are you downloading crap? Me: No(lying) Dad: THEN LET ME UNPLUG THIS(goes for my internet cable in back of router) *router completely turns off* Dad: Oh what? Internet must be down Me(thinking): lolol moron Me: Yep, it must be down...actually you just unplugged the entire thing Dad: No it was down because I say Me: Ok
t8 - thanks for putting up with me says: a 14 year old girl came onto me last night ;______; Ms.Pikmin says: me too
Go Go Ninja Boy says: racist Kuribo-chan says: you're racist Go Go Ninja Boy says: you said Go Go Ninja Boy says: rase Kuribo-chan says: you're rase Go Go Ninja Boy says: so your a rasistr Kuribo-chan says: you're a rasistr Go Go Ninja Boy says: NOENWOpe Kuribo-chan says: you're a NOENWOpe Go Go Ninja Boy says: >__< Kuribo-chan says:
Infernal Monkey says: "I've found Umbrella corp and I'm takin' the name and selling umbrellas" "but you CAN'T, it's ours, we OWN it, we don't even sell umbrellas" *PUNT*
*credits*
Ghandi DS says: I sure wish a real live girl would punch me Ghandi DS says: *sigh* Hybrid Hunter says: hasn't a girl punched you? Ghandi DS says: really? when? =O Ghandi DS says: No seriously.......have I forgotten something? >_> Hybrid Hunter says: huh? no. you just said you wanted a girl to punch you Hybrid Hunter says: then i asked if one has, which the answer would be no Ghandi Ds says: oooooooh =p
Shanpuu-chan says: have you been following the warppipe thing? Berny Park says: Nope. What's up with the mario bong? Shanpuu-chan says: you know, the tunneling thing? Berny Park says: Yeah I know what it is. Berny Park says: LOL I just googled it and typed warp poop
Toro-chan says: it's a cheap blue see-through plastic visor that i got in a bundle thingie for preordering starfox adventures Toro-chan says: i also got starfox toilet paper Chris says: lol.... ok Chris says: =o Toro-chan says: mint condition (H) Chris says: so THATS what cheers meant when he said he was gonna play starfox Toro-chan says: hahahahahahahahaha
Toro-chan says: t8 and ms pikmin lie to me everyday Nintendo Spice says: hey! Nintendo Spice says: i do not Chris says: there's todays one Nintendo Spice says: maybe every other Nintendo Spice says: but noit every Nintendo Spice says: what was todays lie? Chris says: Nintendo Spice says: i do not
Tekkamaki-chan says: i actually made a poem about fake walls inspired by annoying metroid back in teh day Interpicklejuiceishism! says: it'd probably be like "oh I love this game, how I love it so. but when I get stuck, DON'T ****ING GET IN MY WAY YOU GODDAMMED MOTHER****ING WALL"
Infernal Monkey says: i like how bungie do their stupid HALO 2 weekly updates but still can't produce screen shots Infernal Monkey says: "this week john went to the toilet! It was so funny because i'd just used the last of the toilet paper! Terry said "I want a woman's bathroom!" but we reminded Terry he was a guy, someone in a back office in mexico got some coding done this week, i think. I like the warthog because it can move really fast!!!!"
Tekkamaki-chan says: i'm calling the cops (Offline) says: I'm AM the cops. Tekkamaki-chan says: "911, what's your emergency?" "Yes, I have a "Berny" hiding in my backyard" (Offline) says: hahhahaha
(Offline) says: Even you and your pubic schools are off. (Offline) says: public*
akdaman: anyaway who is this Bridget chick? Anyone got a naked pic of her? Bill: Here you go! akdaman: OOOOOOOhhh, soooo whos the lucky man? KnowsNothing: Bridget is.
And that's enough for now ^_^
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 27, 2005, 11:48:35 PM
HAHA
Thank GOD I'm not the focus of it this time
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Post by: Miyamoto Osaki on April 12, 2005, 05:11:47 PM
wow, u guys talk alot of stuff, very interesting (why am i not apart of this )
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on April 12, 2005, 09:11:55 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Miyamoto Osaki wow, u guys talk alot of stuff, very interesting (why am i not apart of this )
Perhaps because we don't know who the hell you are?
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Post by: Hostile Creation on April 12, 2005, 09:45:54 PM
You lack fist, Osaki
And Ms. Pikmin brings up a good point as well.
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Post by: Miyamoto Osaki on April 12, 2005, 11:46:47 PM
I see, well i really cant be stuffed talking about my self, so I wont bother and I lost my fist when i was banned from my gamecube last night.
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Post by: RABicle on April 14, 2005, 04:03:40 AM
If you wish to regain fist, read my gurnal. It's in my sig.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 14, 2005, 07:08:00 AM
The term "fist" has lost its "fistworthiness" ironically...
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Post by: Miyamoto Osaki on April 14, 2005, 06:04:13 PM
thats some pretty bad quality fist you got there
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Post by: Dasmos on April 15, 2005, 02:52:27 AM
Ooohh you are playing with fire there Osaki
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Post by: Queen of the Internet on April 15, 2005, 09:36:17 AM
I hereby demote Miyamoto Osaki from Young Grasshopper to Kindling.
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Post by: Miyamoto Osaki on April 15, 2005, 07:23:28 PM
I withdarw my comment since I didnt read everything of what RABicle has to say on the "gurnal of fist". He has alot of fist which I cannot handle.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on May 06, 2005, 09:30:52 PM
Pre-E3 Pietriot Quote Fun-Fest!
Infernal Monkey says: "Hmm, our crap isn't selling, I know! Let's just give them more crap!" "But sir maybe if we gave them a good game.. people would buy it?" "A what?" "A... good game" "You're fired"
Bill says: I CURNT SPELLLLSLL Chris DS says: LESS than 3 weeks then! Ms.Pikmin - I suck at RE4 says: ru ossy? Chris DS says: you spelt spell wrong ... Bill says: oh did i spell it rite now? Chris DS says: (and i spelled spelt rong ) Ms.Pikmin - I suck at RE4 says: right Bill says: wrong Bill says: oh shi i'm confused now Chris DS says: what's gong on
Ms.Pikmin says: haha, up your mario
Infernal Monkey says: wtf, microsoft were giving away TV's at the GDC? isn't that something dodgy everything in one crap shops and 42nd hand car retailers do because whatever you buy will blow up and take out your entire house?
oh, right
Bill says: i have to reinstall my computer because i needed to download DirectX Bill says: don't feel like restarting t8 says: ah Chris says: reinstall your computer? Bill says: lol
Roland says: yeah sometimes I tell myself I'm going to work out. then i dont Deguello says: Well, you lack FIST. Deguello says: UNH. Chew on that. Deguello says: Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh.
Touched By A Ninja has left the conversation.
Bill says: unh Bill says: you just pelvicthrusted ms pikmin out of the chat you cad Deguello says: LOL
Berny Park says: Go into the future and bitch him out. Berny Park says: You'll be younger and have more energy than him. Bill says: time machine plz Berny Park says: Eh...I ran out. I have backwards pills which will send you back in time 3 seconds but that won't help Bill says: gimme them! Berny Park says: Mker. Bill says: time machine plz Bill says: wtf Berny Park says: LOL
Leave room, explore. I found a toilet AND a vending machine with chips. I AM AN EXPLORER. Go back to room, some lady asks me who I was and what I was doing here. I stood up and answered like a confession group thing. HELLO MY NAME IS LANCE AND I FOLD PAPER. She gave me a horrible look and left. ~Inferny
Infernal Monkey says: nintendo will be all 'hey sega let's add some of your cool characters!' sega gets excited and busts out artwork of big the cat, e-10 gamma and the generic goons from spike out "USE THESE" nintendo's already getting on a plane to go back home
sega cries
What is this? An original puzzle game? By Nintendo? More like just another repetitive touch screen gimmick game. I don't have time for this, too busy writing essays about why Nintendo suck.~Mario (on Ian)
Bill says: dear internet, stop being stupid Bill says: love, bill Infernal Monkey says: the internet cant understand that Bill says: 0011010100100101010101 Bill says: love, bill Infernal Monkey says: ahahahahaa
Infernal Monkey says: it's portable! "k, i'm going outside to play wipeout" NO DON'T DO THAT "but i like outside!"
*sits on a bench, under the sun, light reflects off screen and melts eyes*
"PSP"
t8 says: i wonder if i'll be able to take my friend onto the ferris wheel t8 | there is no fun without sin says: i need some romance Chris says: not if it's a polar bear! Chris says: (what) Bill says: LOL Infernal Monkey says: ahahahahha t8 says: polar bears are HOT
"I'm sure Robotnik (or Eggman as Sega like to call him now, another delightful decision) has nothing better to do than stroll down to the beach and put up some walls. "I enjoy long walks on the beach. So I can put some walls all over it". ~Inferny (Sonic Heroes)
Infernal Monkey says: oh hay i really seemed to piss off mr. EB clerk while i was there these two yobos were buying a DS (HOLYFUCKINGCRAPNINTENDOHAVEREACHEDOUTTOTHEYOBOS) with .. spiderman 2! and EB wanted eighty ****ing bucks for spiderman, and i was all "you could get that at big w for $60" and the lady was all "AW REALLY??!11" and just bought the DS
eb guy was all >=O
Infernal Monkey says: sammy: make da supper munchy blawl for da planestation 2 and xcitingbox okay sega: and gamecube? sammy: make da.. AW YOW GONE AND COINFUSED ME NOW sega: coin..fused? sammy: we make.. da.. pan...ik..a... machine.. with da...
*sega closes door and walks away to begin work, sighing*
Well how about we rephrase "non-gamer" to "people-that-aren't-Rick" then. That's a market of billions of people, compared to a market of 1 person. ~Mario
Chris says: Reggie threatened them Chris says: "hey guys i heard this new rumor that i'm going to tell everyone OH S***" *gorilla sound...
followed by sound of ass kicking*
Also, I'm not sure why you started talking about Bugs Bunny. Last time I checked Bugs and Mario weren't even FREINDS.~KN (about nemo on Mario 128)
Julius, "Pro" says: videogames are all about preventing us from using our imagination Julius, "Pro" says: if we use our imagination, we'd start our own companies and put them out of businizz nitsu demon says: or get bought by EA
Deguello says: 8 Mile is like a Yu-Gi-Oh! game except with rap.
t8 says: "HAY you here for psp launch????????" "no, i wanna buy a DS" "Oh, but it launched last year" "Oh. Are there still any left?"
Deguello says: Legend of Zelda is like the Beatles. Deguello says: It's at the top of EVERY Countdown Deguello says: No meatter what countdown it is. Deguello says: TOP TEN CHEEZES
5. Brie 4. Camambert 3. Bleu 2. Cheddar 1. The Beatles and The Legend of Zelda
Infernal Monkey says: i think putting tails in a ROBOT for SA2 overpowers big in SA1
a BLOODY ROBOT!
A ROBOT Deguello says: (robot) Infernal Monkey says: and when you fall down holes, he doesn't even try to fly out! "I'M FALLING!"
t8 | comin at ya with sexual references and medium level course language says: Salt 'n' Peppa - Let's Talk About Sex Chris says: talk to your parents about it
Bill says: oh yeah, last week t8 woke up at 3:33 am Bill says: it was funny since he didn't notice it Bill says: i had to tell him he did :'D Hybrid Hunter says: lol Chris says: Chris says: this can only mean one thing! Bill says: THE DARKNESS COMES Chris says: he ate Denis Dyack, GEDDIT? T8DENISDYUACK LOL Bill says: LOL
WILL & GRACE NOW STARTS. So. SO. It's.. some.. woman.. with an annoying death voice and some g** guy. And they like, lolz at society 24/7. Complaining about socks and forks. The laugh track's going bezerk. HAW HAW THEY WHINGE ABOUT S*** NOBODY CARES ABOUT! And.. er, annoying death voice lady works for some.. non-annoying death voice lady. But she doesn't do any work! That's ****ing hilarious. Non-annoying death voice lady is all like "do your work!" and annoying death voice lady starts complaining. Then in comes g** guy, and then they complain together. Laugh track goes wild. ~Inferny
Infernal Monkey says: *driving in the city* "oh S***, MUUUUUDSLIIIIIDE!"
Bill says: capcom decided to make 7 trademarks on MEGAMAN NT WARRIOR in a row Infernal Monkey says: O_O Infernal Monkey says: what a terrible name Bill says: did that ever come out? Bill says: it was filed in 2003 Infernal Monkey says: "it's megaman, and he like.. runs off that s***ty windows operating system!" "okay" *game never boots up*
1nfernal Monkey says: hey monkey, waaaana peanut?
... UUMMF
i said ONE!
peeack says: I hate brad pitt peeack says: hogging all the T's peeack says: ONLY NEED ONE JERKFACE
Infernal Monkey says: "PSP isn't an instant success, drinky!" "what WHAT whooooOOOOPS!" *CRAAAAAAAAASH* *GIGANTIC HOLE IN THE FLOOR*
Bill says: peeack says: I hate brad pitt peeack says: hogging all the T's peeack says: ONLY NEED ONE JERKFACE t8 says: Ts? Chris says: lol Bill says: pitt has 2 T's t8 says: whats Ts? Bill says: the ****ing letter Chris says: LOL t8 says: why...does he have the letter T Bill says: -_- Chris says: t8 says: OHHH Infernal Monkey says: T is for cookie Deguello says: WTF Broken internet t8 says: its his name t8 says: hAHhAhAhahhahhAh ^___^;
Deguello says: And LOL Mary Gotti has a show too "Isn't it great that I am relating to a ****ing murderer?! Give me money."
Bill says: i need nintendo stickers Bill says: i'll put them all over my tube Bill says: CARDBOARD TUBE Bill says: phew, disaster averted Berto2K says: lol Berto2K says: depends on what is copied Bill says: DAMMIT
Chris says: jungle beat is tiku tiku tiku! bongo beating off in public Bill says: i will beat off in public and punch morons in the gob Ms.Pikmin says: why did i choose to look at the window just now
Berto2K says: oh hey mork and mindy story on tv Bill says: wtf Berto2K says: story on how show went Bill says: wtf Berto2K says: you never seen mork and mindy? Bill says: wtf is a mork Berto2K says: tv show from like 70s with robin williams Bill says: he's a mork? Berto2K says: he was an alien from another planet (i think)....name was mork Bill says: what kind of name is mork? Berto2k says: dunno, he didn't get it here on earth for his character though Bill says: well duh, how in the world can you "mork"? Bill says: wait, wtf, WHO came up with a preposterous name Berto2K says: how can you "bill"? Bill says: i can bill you for buying stuff Berto2K says: no cause i no buy from youuuuuuuu Bill says: oh, right...well if i had a store i'd bill you for buying stuff...or possibly because you bumped into a shelf of very expensive china Berto2K says: and they hit mario and whoever touched it last is resposible Bill says: mario, it's your fault Chris says: what's going on Bill says: ok, that comes tooooo 465 dollars and 43 cents...plus an Aussie tax... Berto2K says: lol Chris says: aussie tax? that'd make it a billion dollars Bill says: well s***, i guess i don't have to sell china anymore
Chris says: hey i haev a videogame tune that i dont know where its from but i just played it on guitar and definately recognise it, reminds
me of kirby or yoshi or something, any it goes Bill says: Bill says: what is it? Chris says: DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo (lower) DO do do do DO do do do DO do do do dodo doooo dooo (higher like the first one) DO do do do DO do do do DO doooooooo
fast paced Chris says: i think it might be in SSBM Bill says: ... Chris says: lol
t8 says: OH AND HEEEY.....yesterday for the dance club, we learned a bit of tango (H)(H)(H)(H) Bill says: blol dancing t8 says: there was only 2 guys, and like 10 girls (H)(H) t8 says: me and the other guy john, when our teacher said to partner up, we were like 'hehehehehe (H)(H)' Bill says: so you chose each other t8 says: oh s*** t8 says: that came out the wrong way
Infernal Monkey says: i hope spinny hats are avaliable in the game
*takes dog out for a walk, craps ALL OVER EVERYTHING* "hey you gunna clean up that mess" an old man will say and i'll be all "TOUCH SCREEN, SPIN UP THE HAT!" and AWAY
*TOKKATOKKATOKKATOKKA*
Deguello says: <Underling> Uhh Mr. Fils-Aime, we found a bunch of.. *gets suplexed* <Reggie> You will address me as "My Lord Reggie Kong." <Underling> Oww... uhhh.. M-M-My Lord Reggie Kong, we found a case of mannequin hands and p-p-p-please don't hurt me I'm <Reggie> Bring them to me. Ahhhhh... I have an idea... Give them away and make it a promo. AAHAHAHAHA You have done well underling!
Chris says: arghh where the **** is my dick Berto2K says: O_O Chris says: pick* Bill says: best typo EVER Bill says: but i don't get it Bill says: i think mario meant to say dick Berto2K says: lol Chris says: lol Chris says: no seriously i cant find my pick Bill says: i like how "d" and "p" are on completely opposite sides of the keyboard Chris says: yeah i just say dick a lot
Ms.Pikmin says: i know this is completely random and i don't normally care about sports at all, but i'm getting immense satisfaction that the lakers didn't make the playoffs Ms.Pikmin says: i just saw the lakers thing and was LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ms.Pikmin says: you're daughter will wind climbing out a window once you've gone to bed Bill says: Bill says: haha Ms.Pikmin says: that's what i used to do HC says: Not if it has bars in it! -KN- says: not if her window is over a pit of LAVA
t8 says: HAY HAY!!! I TOUYCHED BOOBIES!!! PRAISE ME FOR I AM MORE MANLI THAN YOOOUUU!!!!! Bill says: ._. Ms.Pikmin says: your mother doesn't count
Chris says: Comment by: the_hulk on Apr 1, 2005 - 3:41 PM do you have a journal entry with all the sheet music
Infernal Monkey says: nintendo's hush hush about everything i bet when they decide to order lunch at staff meetings nobody speaks up and nothing is ordered
then one day a disgruntled staff member comes into work, picks up the phone and screams into it
"I WANT CHINESE AND I WANT IT LOUDLY, LET IT BE KNOWN"
Chris says: I can imagine Nintendo planning this right now
*NoA office*
<Reggie> So i'll DESTROY the PSP right? <NOAguy#1> Uh.. well, we'd rather you didn't <Reggie> You'd..... WHAT?
SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE
t8 says: gotta go t8 says: be back in s sex t8 says: >__< t8 says: sec
Ms.Pikmin says: i was at the store with my daughter the other day and she was running around pretending to fly. she can't say her "l's" very well so she was running through the store yelling " FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP " Chris says: the sound waves probably just reached t8 and he's on his way to that store
Bill says: full moon Bill says: i'm going to turn into a wolf like link UH OH GAVE AWAY PLOT TWIST HC says: Legend of Zelda: Link Turns into a Wolf and S***
"S***, some little kid's in my room right now probably breaking wind and my stuff. Maybe ON my stuff." ~Inferny
Infernal Monkey says: link is the new great mighty poo and he's going to throw his angst at you Bill says: he's actually not angsty Bill says: he goes around helping pregnant women carry their things Infernal Monkey says: he looks it when he's on a horse "i wanted a fuckin' CAR. stupid birthday, WORST BIRTHDAY. SLASH"
Chris says: FUCKEN bird hit u in the fuken gob take my 80 beats will u
Ms.Pikmin says: do you see an icon? Bill says: yes, a tiny flower Ms.Pikmin says: i dun want the stupid flower
This game will rock, I'll call all three of my puppies 'hey you' causing them and everyone on the train to look at me at the same time, triggering an explosion. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" ~Inferny
Chris says: i just had a pancake Chris says: E3 is going to be at least TWICE as good as that pancake, and it was a pretty awesome pancake
Robert says: windows messenger superior?? lol Chris says: it is Chris says: lag free, no BS Bill says: mine doesn't lag Chris says: lies Bill says: um no Chris says: no it doesn't lag? exactly Chris says: wait.. Chris says: no it is a lie Chris says: blargjghss
Chris says: LOL.. imagine Reggie's browsing forums on his day off... "hmmm, i might check out planetgamecube.. kick some ass there.. WHAT IS THIS I CANT KICK MY OWN ASS"
Infernal Monkey says: i fap and get distracted easily, WOW A BLUE CAR
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on May 06, 2005, 10:26:10 PM
My turn for more quotations!
Bill: i need nintendo stickers Bill: i'll put them all over my tube
Bill: i will beat off in public and punch morons in the gob
Chris says: arghh where the **** is my d***
Chris says: it's hard to hear the songs when you're beating off furiously anyway
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: RABicle on May 15, 2005, 05:41:13 AM
t8 | who's interested in going to Michael Buble concert? says: then in the morning, you can leave, just like countless othe girls have from my house
Infernal Monkey says: lolol
t8 | who's interested in going to Michael Buble concert? says: blol
Chris says: ummm
Chris says: 4 people in a room mightbe a little packed looking at a small stream
Roland - Amni - Earn Fist says: so your having sex too? Sh¡t was that on the agreement when you signed peeack?
peeack - Easily amused by his own antics. says: yeah
Infernal Monkey says: ahahaha
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on June 16, 2005, 05:46:27 AM
This thread needs more MORE MORE. I just had a lol adventure going through the whole thing. We OWNED MSN.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 16, 2005, 09:23:29 AM
Very well! =D
Deguello says: And quit raping old movies with your games. Deguello says: f*** Godfather, Warriors, then what? the Grapes of Wrath? Gone with the Wind? Deguello says: PRINCIPLE! Deguello says: Where is the principle, people? Hybrid Hunter says: in school! Chris says: LOL!!!!!111111111111111111
Chris says: it's hard to hear the songs when you're beating off furiously anyway
Infernal Monkey says: it'd be cool if the new zelda had random people out in the middle of nowhere, and they're all "thank god you're here, we got lost looking for mushrooms!" and then you press B and Z together and link farts all over them, and they're all "nooo, i'm old! it's clogging my nose!" and they die, and link's all LOL and gives the camera a thumbs up
then the credits roll
Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says: doesn't matter if ign/gamespy provides the onrine tools. 7.9's everywhere Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says: this time, they'll take pride in being responsible for the 7.9 Julius, "Pro" - Daisy Sandwich says: "i got disconnected"
-KN- has left the conversation.
Akai Buri-chan says: supposedly you can climb trees in Zelda Infernal Monkey says: to catch flying dung beetles Infernal Monkey says: RRRRRRN "i'll get you!" RRRRRRN "come 'ere a second" RRRRRRN "GOTCHA" PLOOOOOOOP "AAUUUGGGH" *all heart containers empty*
Infernal Monkey says: reggie should start off with "we like big flops!" and a video of PSP plays, it just sits there and japanese kids laugh at it and wet their pants
"we like big laughs" video of people watching the xbox 360 MTV event
Chris says: maybe Rare thought the backwards compatable thingy in the Xbox 360 was the actually hardware, and now they're like "whoops lol"
"hey guys, whoOOOOPs" *microsoft tumbles and a photo of PD0 falls out of pocket* "oh microsoft! hey, what's this?" "NO DON'T LOOK!" "don't be shy, c'mon.. OH GOD, YOU SICK f***!" "ahaha" "ahahahahaha!"
*suddenly everyone appears from nowhere and laughs*
*screen fade*
Chris says: imagine what Rev will do to your pants Infernal Monkey says: turn them around in some freakish revolution? ;__; I CANT PEE OUT OF THE ARSE BIT!
Infernal Monkey says: *capcom approaches PS3 dev kit* *snapping turtles leap out and bite them in the testicles* *ken walks in* "LOL YOU GUYS, UP FOR A CHALLENGE"
GAF is now the spanish village in RE4. The second Folder makes a post, someone's gonna point, yell out something in spanish and we're all going to attack at once. I'll bring the dynamite. (random GAF comment)
Infernal Monkey says: if they're this lazy with their site imagine how cool their 360 game will be!
"dude, it's just pong" "jealous?" "of what? $60 PONG?" "mmmmmm" "are you trying to EAT MY LEG?" "MMMMM, uh uh.. no" "dude the game doesn't even respond to the controller" "sanity effect"
Some tosser rambled on into a microphone about everything and VROOOOM, doors are open. Goons San Fransico Rush in, lots of shoving and hilarity. Almost like a tidal wave. OF GOONS. I love that word today! ~Inferny
Akai Buri-chan says: but personally, i'd most want to live in a pokemon world Chris says: and just be standing there saying the same line over and over? Akai Buri-chan says: lol Caillan - Namcot says: you'd be a random trainer who really likes shorts Chris says: ahahaha
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: RABicle on June 18, 2005, 06:33:17 AM
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Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: PIAC on June 18, 2005, 06:33:45 AM
Akai Buri-chan says: back from fun
Akai Buri-chan says: if by fun meaning "holding ladder, getting soaked"
peeack - Easily amused by his own antics. says: someone was pissing on you from upon a ladder?
Chris says: so bill is this Xenias thing bullsh*t or what?
Akai Buri-chan says: yeah
Akai Buri-chan says: lol no
POSTED IN ORDER
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 23, 2005, 07:07:22 PM
Deguello says: "Maybe there wouldn't be so much animosity if Itagaki didn't boast that he could do Pikmin 3 better than Nintendo.
As it stands, it is similar to Itagaki walking up to the Mona Lisa, shouting "I can draw a better Mona Lisa than Da Vinci!" and a week later showing up with a paint-by-numbers of the exact same painting except with a big mustache on it."
Deguello says: Itagaki is very much like a stumbling drunk who throws a dart right at the bullseye and the tavern views that as impressive, and every successive throw land in someone's eye.
peeack says: water bottle ON THE TRACK peeack says: 2nd ferrari drove over it peeack says: exploded Chris says: o_O peeack says: the bottle, not car Chris says: hahaha
Survey Question: Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend?
Termin8: TECHNICALLY, no. KN: So by that you mean yes, since technically would mean kidnapping.
peeack says: oh hay, the internet is LUSTING for your post in Oh God! My Eyes! thread Infernal Monkey says: ahahaha i know Ms.Pikmin says: that is so disgusting Infernal Monkey says: OH JESUS THE DOG SPEWED peeack says: go sam go ;_; Infernal Monkey says: AUUUUUUGH
Infernal Monkey says: "This week the American software giant will begin to give out free versions of its Xbox home video games console to about 70 primary and junior-high schools in the Suginami-ku suburb of Tokyo."
ahahahahahha Infernal Monkey says: there'll be a lot of dead kids as a result of this Infernal Monkey says: "here you go, shiakabia beandip-san" "THANK YOU AMERICA MAN, AAAUUUUGH" *box crushes kid*
Box says: i hate the fact that people believe everyone here is rich Infernal Monkey says: that'd be annoying if someone wanted to find their friend
"rich, are you here?" *HUNDRED ZILLION PEOPLE* "YEAH" "what no "
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 08, 2005, 08:24:26 AM
Infernal Monkey says: and you'll be able to jack cars "GIMME YOUR CAR, JERK" "no" *EATS CAR, RIDES THE SUBWAY* "MONSTER LATE FOR WORK"
"you failed to get to work on time, mr. monster" then some rap music plays (Note: This is about Rampage ~Bill)
Infernal Monkey says: that'd be cool, midways games would have normal lump of **** and extended super detailed sloppy fresh **** as well
"you can SEE the bits of peanut in this one"
peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says: NO I AM A WOMAN peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says: oh, f*** wrong window Akai Nyan-chan says: O_O Hybrid Hunter | Trying to be funny says: ... Infernal Monkey says: ahahahaha t8 says: pantsu~? ^__^ peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says: it's from a song ;_; peeack - Jiggy Joe Usaflag says: f*** YOU
t8 says: want a stripper for ur bday? Infernal Monkey says: i don't need one =o t8 says: what about me? ;___; Infernal Monkey says: if you want<3 t8 says: <3 t8 says: wait no t8 says: not me stripping
Deguello says: LOL EGM still made of Trash bags Akai Nyan-chan says: yep peeack says: more like trashbags are filled with EGM
Infernal Monkey says: glass rose had god awful music, though. nintendo must of given them something better than a $4 casio keyboard to work with for another code Infernal Monkey says: most of the time it was just a few drum beats and some piano work that sounded like a school bus falling off a cliff
t8 says: UGH t8 says: BAD NEWS Chris says: you're standing behind me naked?
Infernal Monkey says: "you got this game in?" "LOL who the f*** knows" "but you work here" "LOL whatever who the f*** knows am I right so how about that weather" "uh" "PRE-ORDER A COMPUTER"
Deguello says: If I got a PSP for my birthday, I'd put it in a glass case. Chris says: lol Chris says: i'd take it in my room, replace the PSP inside ther box with my DS, open it up in front of them, and say "whoa, a PSP!" while holding up the DS, assuming my parents give it to me, cause they wouldn't know the difference, and then i can sell the actual PSP for DS games
Akai Nyan-chan says: - Players can now apparently choose where they want their house in the town. Akai Nyan-chan says: YES Akai Nyan-chan says: i want mine near the waterfall! Infernal Monkey says: i'd have mine on the train tracks Infernal Monkey says: "USER" wants to visit your town! *do do dooo*
*BUUUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN* "USER" HAS F***ING DIED WHY IS YOUR HOUSE THERE?
Infernal Monkey says: HIDIN' BEHIND THE DAIRY SECTION, DUM DE DUM
"what?"
OH **** I WAS MEANT TO BE THINKING THAT, NOT YELLING IT
t8 says: and when i mean 'i cried during zelda' i didnt burst into teats. t8 says: wait t8 says: argh t8 says: *tears
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on August 12, 2005, 08:53:42 AM
Roland - Not Unemployed: well I was thinking, we all evolved from Cro Mag right? Chris - Monaco! Go Webber!: what t8 | hexic is pissing me off big time: cro mag..? Chris - Monaco! Go Webber!: adam and eve are my grandparents peeack - Easily amused by his own antics.: we all came to earth in L. Ron Hubbart's underpants. t8 | hexic is pissing me off big time: lol
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Mario on August 12, 2005, 07:12:13 PM
Whoa, your usernames for people are WAY out of date Ms P I only had that name for a day, and it was months ago now.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on August 13, 2005, 05:05:44 AM
<3 trillian
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: PIAC on August 27, 2005, 07:23:18 AM
ahahah Trillian, I haven't had that name for like a billion months. BILLION.
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 28, 2005, 07:52:51 AM
Infernal Monkey says: i played sonic adventure 2 on the toilet with a wavebird
then when i went into my room it was at the game over screen i won
Infernal Monkey says: everyone was "LOOK AT THAT SCREEN, THIS WILL SURELY BEAT THE NINTENDO DUMB SYSTEM DID YOU CATCH MY WITTY REPLACEMENT OF WORDS THAT IS WHY I WORK AT 1UP"
"what games does it have?"
"WHO CARES, THEY ALL GET 9/10 BY DEFAULT"
"how about that another code?"
"... THAT IS NOT A PSP GAME YOU FAGG0T, 0/10"
*YEAR LATER LOL*
"THE SCREEN HAS LOST APPEAL BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO DISPLAY ON IT, 0/10"
Mario says: *Iwata gets up on stage to say something* <Iwata> You say you want a Revolushun? I am purowd to announce, we have a Revolushun. Right HERE! *Iwata pulls Nintendo Revolution out of his jacket* <EveryoneElse> Um, ok, we've already seen it, but thanks. <Iwata> I have another piece of the Revolushan puzzle. <EveryoneElse> =O <Iwata> That is all. <EveryoneElse> What?
*Iwata giggles and disappears*
t8 says: its funny how i stir the sexual desires of both sexes. t8 says: NOT t8 says: I ONLY WANT THE WOMEN t8 says: F***ING FAGS
Chris says: 10.7 hours of songs, what could that mean? 10th July? What happened then? Hmmm there's 59 days between then and September 9. 59, what significance could that have? 5 + 9 = 14. 14 - 9 = 5.
Now we have 5!
Chris says: i've got no f**king clue what i'm doing
Chris says: [12:19:33 PM] Michael Phio: ??????? [12:19:35 PM] Chris: who are you? [12:19:37 PM] Michael Phio: ??? [12:19:45 PM] Chris: i see squares [12:20:30 PM] Michael Phio: You are using English edition operating system? [12:28:05 PM] Chris: yes [12:28:43 PM] Michael Phio: OMG... [12:29:00 PM] Chris: so, who are you and why did you add me [12:30:17 PM] Michael Phio: I got a message which said you will marry me
Infernal Monkey says: "wallguy, pop down to the shop and get some milk will you?" "okay.. and i set out on a journey.. one that may never end, but it is something that must be done, for... humanity" "WALLGUY SHUT UP AND JUST GET THE MILK, SH!T, THE STORE'S FIVE MINUTES AWAY" "awww" "AND GET RID OF THAT MOTION BLUR, YOU'RE WALKING" "i HATE you"
IanSane: One day we're all happy and looking forward to Zelda and the next we're questioning Nintendo's future. KnowsNothing: Jesus christ, is the rest of your life this overly dramatic? "One day I was all happy looking foward to some toast, but I burned it, and now I'm questioning the future of my toaster. This could be the breaking point where I never eat toast again."
Chris says: i'm busy cutting my fingers
Berto2K work has left the conversation.
Chris says: and bertos connection
peeack says: bill was walking along and tree is all like I'LL HIT DAT, FHTUA! and then 4chan.
Ms.Pikmin says: WHY DO YOU CARE I"M NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOUR G*Y GURNAL!!!11
IanSane: My opinion on this is the same as mine on NBA Street's: Nintendo is spreading Mario too thin. Infernal Monkey: Good thing Mario's fat am I right.
Infernal Monkey says: WoW gives iwata a stern lifeless look
"but it's WoW, geddit?" developers say
"lolololol no" iwata replies
Deguello says: *t8 enters chatroom* <Grub, Deg, everybody> OMG RE DS OMG OMG *Discussion for 20 minutes* <Somebody> OMG RE DS <t8> resident evil ds?? Wha...? how did i miss this wondering around town with a steak in my pocket
-KN- says: It'd be neat if you didn't have to catch her, she could just kind of...flop off of a ledge and land on her face, and then just get up agian (Bill: on Ashley's RE4 PS2 exclusive costume)
Title: RE:Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: KnowsNothing on August 28, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
I was lolling all over the place during the discussion of playable Mario in RE4. Here are all the suggestions, with lols and ahahahahas taken out.
-KN-: Mario should have been a playable chacrter in RE4 =(
Chris: that'd be F***ING AWESOME, shoot fireballs! Chris: spin enemies around with cape Chris: spray water
-KN-: You found a Red Mushroom!
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: then "YOSHI!* Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: EAT GANADO
Chris: this should be in RE4-2 for GC
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: lols, yoshi lays 1-up eggs after eating Giant
-KN-: Assignment Peach Chris: jump out of windows with umbrella
-KN-: throw turnips Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: instant HEAD SHOTS Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: *SPLAT*
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: imagine jumping on Ganado, pressing A, and carrying them around to throw them later KN says: THIS IS BEST QUOTE
Akai Nyan-chan: el gigante dies by magically flying up in the air upside down Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: Gigante requires 5 direct hits
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: kill lake monster by overfeeding
-KN-: Del Lago is the giant fish with glassess KN says: what the hell am I even talking about here?
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: del lago floats to the surface, with heartburn, becomes INSTANT BRIDGE
-KN-: Get behind Mendez and hit switch, falls through floor
ALSO: Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA: cuz i have a PUNISHER -KN-: Punisher punishes nothing but the user
^^ quoted for ultimate truth
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on October 15, 2005, 08:06:30 AM
You crazy Aussies.
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Berto2K on September 30, 2006, 11:20:52 AM
I found this while cleaning up the desktop on my computer. Its from August '05 and there were no Aussies online like almost all day.
Akai Kaitai-chan says: gah where are people Berto2K says: nothing on the news of australia blowing up today? Akai Kaitai-chan says: nope, but it's not like anyone would care if it did Berto2K says: lol Akai Kaitai-chan says: might find it in the back of Metro page Berto2K says: ya really
"Oh and buy the way, Australia blew up today. Thank you, that is all." Akai Kaitai-chan says: lol
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 02, 2006, 02:26:14 AM
Ahahaahhaha
zombie thread =o
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 03, 2006, 04:54:36 AM
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Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 03, 2006, 06:02:28 AM
Tasty!
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 03, 2006, 04:36:37 PM
I haven't posted here in more than a YEAR, whoops! TIME TO CHANGE THIS!
GAF Guy 1: "I just don't see the appeal to this game. Why would I want to play a game where the premise of the game is you take care of a dog?"
GAF Guy 2: "Why would I want to play a game where I tell Terrel Owens to catch a ball?"
Chris says: coded arms total is around 100,000 Infernal Monkey - We took a plane says: "here's 100,000 copies, southjag, don't drop them!"
"WA-WAAAWHOOOOOPS!"
"you MORON!"
"dont worry i have a plan!"
*hops on internet*
"SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL DS"
Akai Kana-chan says: you totally missed every bit of news ever while you were gone! Hybrid Hunter | Woof says: what did i miss?! Infernal Monkey says: "Nintendo announces today, big secret. Not for Hybrid lol"
HC - Iwata Junkie says: (Post-Iwataton) I think I need to go take a shower, it's like I just had sex with God or something.
Infernal Monkey says: "Thank you for coming to our surprise meeting!" "what's this about?" "ooooh, this and that.. this and th-TWILIGHT PRINCESS" "oh GOD it's in my BRAIN"
*drops backwards*
*reggie hurls more copies of twilight princess at the press*
*guys run in*
"that's the guy, he kicked our a**es and took our name tags! YOU! this is the microsoft conference, get the f*** off the stage NOW"
*reggie kills them*
Chris says: (on SeriousGamer007) "I know you are reading this."
uh, no s***, if i wasn't reading it i woudln't be reading it
Eyetoy Play 2 Baseball. Okay, you swing your hand to hit the baseball out. Now, without any instruction of how, you see "RUN!" I've been able to get a single by windmilling both of my arms wildly, a double by just wiggling my fingers right in front of the camera, and an in-the-park home run by pointing the eyetoy to my ceiling fan. ~GAF Anonymous
Chris says: ok.. i'm pulling out a plug that may or may not be my PC plug. soooo.. brb? Berto2K says: hahaha
Chris has left the conversation.
Infernal Monkey says: blol Berto2K says: guess it was lol
t8 says: he wanted to get outta her quick t8 says: *here o__O
Akai Piichi-chan says: and i like how Rare is f***ing whoring out PD now Akai Piichi-chan says: OMG JOANNA DRINKS COKE WTF Akai Piichi-chan says: WHO THE F*** CARES? Deguello says: god Chris says: no he doesn't
Infernal Monkey says: "DON'T PEE YOUR PANTS" Infernal Monkey says: that should be the new WARNING screen at the cinemas, to go along with "DON'T talk on your mobile phone you FA**OTS" and "GO to the snack bar when the movie has started and annoy the hell out of the people behind you because you're FA**OTS"
Akai-chan says: Children of Mana sounds so hot...it's the first SE title i've ever anticipated ever Roland - End it here says: I'm going to predict taht I'll suck Roland - End it here says: it*'ll!
Akai-chan says: but racing sucks, hope it's fake Chris says: you sauce Chris says: err suck* o_O
Infernal Monkey says: "So Reggie, thanks for your time" "Sure thing, I'm always excited to talk about the possibilites of Revolution" "Yeah we noticed, you kinda broke down an entire wall while entering this room" "Not my problem" "So.. Revolution" "Yes?" "Will Zelda be cancelled and moved to Revolution in time for the launch?.. Reggie? ..... Uh, wait, what.. you're.. not meant to uh.. Reggie, don't
pick tha-"
*DEAD*
Infernal Monkey says: i attacked some guy with my umbrella earlier! i spun it around and all the water went all over his back and i was all whoops lol hope he doesn't notice
and he didn't! what a day!
nitsu says: I lock the bathroom door even if I am the only person in the house. I mean someone might break in while I'm in the bathroom and I require my privacy
t8 says: i want to make GOOD use of the hotel room tonight t8 says: (kissing t8 says: o_O t8 says: (KIDDING Infernal Monkey says: LOL Akai-chan desuuu says: O_O t8 says: KIDDING
Akai-chan desuuu says: gaggle of geese school of fish pride of lions s***load of asians? Chris says: LOL Infernal Monkey says: more like boatload (lolhaha) Akai-chan desuuu says: hahahaha Chris says: LOL!!!!!!
Akai-chan desu! says: one time it was night time, and Pete was hiding BEHIND MY HOUSE Chris says: O_O Infernal Monkey says: LOL Infernal Monkey says: GONNA GET RAPED Akai-chan desu! says: *pic of gorilla* this is pete ........... *hours later...seriously!* ........... Chris says: JE*US CH*IST Chris says: why is thre a picture of a gorilla in one of my tabs Akai-chan desu! says: LOL Chris says: PETE THE STALKER >=O
Akai Loli-chan says: i am SEARCHING t8 says: for a boyfriend? Akai Loli-chan says: oh ho ho, examples? Chris says: FOUND YOU! Chris says: oh sh** t8 says: HAHAHA Akai Loli-chan says: oh dear...
Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says: Beandip-san's family was killed when MS air-dropped 360s onto their home, crushing it Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says: it's no surprise Beandip-san is angry and fudged the numbers
Deguello says: I'd LIKE to go Deguello says: 'Specially if I get to meet CHICKS. Deguello says: I'll be all "flirt flirt" and they'll be all "Hey get out of the ladie's bathroom" and I'll be all "Incarcerated."
Roland - Commit this to memory says: "I think Crackdown is gonna be a visually interesting game. As well as taking an interesting look at the urban style of action-adventure-type games, Crackdown takes a very different perspective on where the action comes from." "Visually Interesting" = Looks like PSX "Very Different perspective" = Black guy
Chris says: looks like its on its way here from the map, but sky is still clear Akai Shana-chan says: storm is gonna rape you when you aren't looking Infernal Monkey says: you'll turn your back for just a second, then IT POUNCES
Akai Buri-chan says: heyu Chris says: heyyyt5 Chris says: u Akai Buri-chan says: um Akai Buri-chan says: are you drunk? Chris says: um are you thinking Chris says: dunks cant think what Akai Buri-chan says: haha okay! =D Chris says: ;_:____________;
Chris says: TMW FABOY is telling me 4d has been done did i miss the revolution Akai Buri-chan says: hahaha Akai Buri-chan says: 4D is the passage of time Akai Buri-chan says: and Sonic CD involved time travel Akai Buri-chan says: so Sonic has already done 4D Chris says: then Blinx is the best game ever Akai Buri-chan says: LOL Chris says: WHERE IS BLINX Chris says: I SWARE he held my hand but then vanished i want to hold thebesat game ever again Akai Buri-chan says: holy crap, i want him to hold my hand Chris says: lol Chris says: besat means it really sucks SUCKS Chris says: did i just see Deg jump through my window Chris says: cause itsopen Chris says: and he did appear! but its not in my room Chris says: OMG THERE COUDL BE THOUSANDS OF DEGS IN MY UNDER MY SHEETS EVEN Akai Buri-chan says: CREEPY FACE Akai Buri-chan says: you'll wake up in the middle of the night with deg's face in YOURS Chris says: then its XEPLKODE CAUSE IT DOESNT FIT Chris says: why tf us there five pages of spinter cell Akai Buri-chan says: where? gaf? Chris says: yep *** Chris says: looks liek a f**ken painting i did in year 2 Akai Buri-chan says: splinter cell more like splinter FELL OFF A CLIFF am i rite? Chris says: LOL NO BUT HE IS FALLING! FOREVBER STUCK IN THE AIR
Infernal says: RE4 beat out by 95 RPGs? I guess RE5 will be turn based in a wonderful attempt to capture the imagination of the Japanese market.
"LEEEEOOON, a zombie approaches!" "Hang on bitch gotta wait for it to make the first move lol" "But that'll take ALL DAY" "Guess you'd better shut up then, so owned, let's kiss with piano music banging away in the background!"
Famitsu: "A TRUE CLASSIC, 40/40"
Infernal Monkey says: that second [pic] is also the only good bloom lighting ever
(unless link's SWORD has bloom lighting, and it blinds the enemies, "AUGH WHAT'S THIS S**T ON MY FACE" "HIIII-YAAAAAH")
Infernal Monkey says: [animecyberrat is] gonna go head down to dat ol' truck stop for a stack of pancakes and a jug 'o grease Chris says: lol Akai-chan says: he's going to order in rap, yo Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha Infernal Monkey says: "GIMME THAT YO YO, YO YO, YO YO" "we don't sell toys, sir" "LET ME FINISH B****"
Chris says: `We are developing titles for PlayStation 3, but the release of the games depends on the timing of the hardware.''
<Sony> In the meantime you can port them to PSP LOL! <Publishers> LOL! Jokes are funny
Chris says: oh boy new denis dyack interview Chris says: but it's in video form, can't be a**ed [link] Julius, "Pro" - I HEART KENDRA says: ahahah nobody cares Chris says: set at mcdonalds Akai-chan says: lol mcdonalds peeack says: it's just a tape of him behind the counter eating uncooked cheeseburgers peeack says: MAKE THEM FASTER GLARBGLHADHFLHGH ::eats a teenager::
Akai-chan says: oh yeah, ferny, did you hear about the rumoured Sega Rev game(s)? Akai-chan says: i bet one of them is Big's Fishing Adventure looooooool Infernal Monkey says: ahahahaha Infernal Monkey says: i hope it plays just like bigs fishing levels from sonic adventure, where you could cast the line out and the lure would go
straight through solid walls and hover in an endless purple background, all while Big lusts for Froggy
"FROGGY?" FROGGY! FROGGY? FROGGY!"
Chris says: i'm 100% serious that i think the Shadow sequel will be Rev exlclusive Chris says: Sega will see how Shadow sold best on cube, and "reward" their loyal fanbase and there will be giant f**king grins all around the offices of Sega
Akai-chan says: Piraninja or Ninpirate? BlackNMild2k1 says: Ninpirate sound illegal BlackNMild2k1 says: lawsuit in the making Akai-chan says: nah, not rea...AUGH REGGIE'S BURST THROUGH MY WA BlackNMild2k1 says: lol Reggie says: Sup, guys Chris says: your face doesn't show up on Windows Messenger! LOLOL I JUST PWNED REGGIE - says: ownage - says: oh shi BlackNMild2k1 says: someone took your name Akai-chan says: hahahahaha
Akai-chan says: totally picking [Brain Training] up in may Akai-chan says: i'll probably pick it up when i pick up mario Chris says: i'm pretty heavy LOL Akai-chan says: hahaha
Akai-chan says: hahaha i'm still lolling over the Rousseau the Thief screens Akai-chan says: PERVERT EXPERT Infernal Monkey says: =D
Stan has left the conversation.
Akai-chan says: two people crashed Infernal Monkey says: internet's on a rampage!
Stan has been added to the conversation.
Infernal Monkey says: CAPTURED Akai-chan says: Rousseau the Thief is definitely a force to be reckoned with *nods head in serious forethought* Infernal Monkey says: hahahaha
Infernal Monkey says: oh wai too serious Akai-chan says: Rousseau the Thief
Stan has left the conversation.
Akai-chan says: hahahaha Infernal Monkey says: loooool! Akai-chan says: this is an interesting turn of events Akai-chan says: Rousseau the Thief overwhelms internets Infernal Monkey says: it fills stan with a sudden desire to go perv on something each time it's mentioned
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 03, 2006, 04:42:00 PM
*found a censoring bug >=|*
Title: RE: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 04, 2006, 03:55:56 AM
Quote Akai-chan desu! says: one time it was night time, and Pete was hiding BEHIND MY HOUSE Chris says: O_O Infernal Monkey says: LOL Infernal Monkey says: GONNA GET RAPED Akai-chan desu! says: *pic of gorilla* this is pete ........... *hours later...seriously!* ........... Chris says: JE*US CH*IST Chris says: why is thre a picture of a gorilla in one of my tabs Akai-chan desu! says: LOL Chris says: PETE THE STALKER >=O
Oh my God, this is still the most hilarious thing I've ever witnessed on the internet ='D