Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: Jale on January 16, 2004, 11:25:36 AM
Title: The Hippy Test
Post by: Jale on January 16, 2004, 11:25:36 AM
24 points for me
Take this test Hippy:
For each inch your hair reaches past your shoulders- give yourself 2 pts. If you are male, multiply that score by 2. For males- if you have gotten flack for having long hair- add 2 pts. Females- if you have gotten flack for wearing no makeup- add 2 pts If you are over the age of 40 and still have not cut your hair- add 10 pts. If you have a brownie recipe that includes ingredients you can not get at the local A&P- add 5 pts. Add 2 points if your dwelling is decorated with any of the following: beads hanging from the door, a lava lamp, Fillmore posters. If you have a bean bag chair in your "groovy pad"- add 2 pts. If the bean bag chair is the only piece of furniture you have- add 5 pts. If your dwelling has all of the above- add 10 pts. If your home is decorated with homemade art- add 10 pts. If you do pottery- add 2 pts. If you know how to do macramé- add 2 pts. If you know how to do the macarena- subtract 2 pts. If you were at Woodstock- add 10 pts. If you think you may have been at Woodstock, but aren't entirely sure- add 15 pts. Who is your favorite Beatle? If it is John- add 4 points George-add 3 points Ringo- add 2 points Paul- add 1 point None, the Beatles were over rated- subtract 5 points If you have fire drills to practice getting all your Grateful Dead tapes out of the house- add 10 pts Add 2 pts for each state line you've crossed on your longest road trip to see a 60s era musical artist or band in concert If you have traveled to another country to see such a band or artist- add 10 pts If you were affected personally by Jerry Garcia's death- add 5 pts. If you know what bag you're in- add 2 pts If you own an incense burner- add 2 pts. If you own, or have owned a VW bus- add 5pts. Add an additional 5pts. if the bus is painted multiple colors If you play the sitar- add 2 pts. If you have written a song protesting war, bucking the establishment, or containing a reference to illegal drugs- add 5 pts If you have written songs about all three- add 10 pts. If you were actually alive in the 1960s- add 3 pts If you really, really wish you had been alive in the 1960s- add 1 pt If you believe that "All You Need is Love"- add 5 pts. Subtract 10 pts if you add the phrase "and a good medical plan" If the word "trip" does not make you think of a vacation- add 2 pts. If the word "man," peppers your conversations- add 2 pts. If you've used the word "groovy" or the phrase "Can you dig it?" with a straight face- add 5 pts. If you have used both in the same sentence- add another 5 pts If you've taken part in a peace march-add 2 pts If you've started a petition- add 2 pts If you've taken part in a sit-in- add 2 pts If you have done all three- add 5 pts If you've ever received junk mail addressed to "dear radical"- add 5 pts If you think "social action" is a frat party on a saturday night- subtract 10 pts If your children have names like Windsong, Freedom or Peace Love Understanding Smith- add 10 pts If you wish your parents hand named you Peace Love Understanding Smith- add 5 pts If you say "thank you" when someone calls you a hippy- add 2 pts. If you say "Groovy man, like, you think I'm a hippy? Far out, can you dig that?" - add 10 pts. If you wear Birkenstocks- add 2 pts If you make your own sandals- add 10 pts If you have a bumper sticker reading "save the whales", "think green" or has dancing bears on it- add 2 pts If such bumper stickers are holding your car together- add 5 pts If you're a vegetarian- add 5 pts If the only reason you call yourself a "vegetarian" is that you stopped eating Big Macs- subtract 10 pts If you smell like patchouli- add 2 pts If you have sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert- add 2 pts If you think money is the root of all evil- add 2 pts If you add the phrase "and may the devil smite me with it" -subtract 5 pts If you think Jim Morrison's poetry is profound- add 2 pts If you think John Lennon's drawings are art- add 2 pts If you like Bob Dylan's singing voice- add 5 pts If you've never heard of Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan- subtract 10 pts If you have a necklace with either wooden beads, seeds, a peace or yin yang symbol- add 2 pts If you have all of the above- add 5 pts If you used to have all of the above but you gave them away or traded them for concert tickets- add 15 pts If your computer screen name or password is related to a 60s musical performer- add 2 pts If the only cds or records in your collection that were recorded after 1980 were recorded by artists who were most famous in the 60s or 70s- add 5 pts If you've been to San Francisco- add 1 pt If you wore flowers in your hair- add 2 pts If you've lived in a commune- add 10pts If you quit the commune because you were tired of being the one to do all the work- subtract 5 pts If you own a tie dyed article of clothing- add 2 pts If you did not dye it yourself- subtract 1 pt If you own any clothing items made of hemp- add 2 pts. If you have practiced Transcendental Meditation, have seriously studied Eastern religion, or been a Jesus freak- add 5 pts If you have done all of the above- add 5 pts If you have had a chemically induced spiritual experience- add 5 pts If you voted for Ronald Reagan- subtract 200 pts If you got this far and realized you haven't been keeping score- add 1 pt.
Scoring Anything under 10- You are the establishment 11-79- You've got some hippie in you, hang out a while 80-100- Yes, my friend, you're a hippie. Isn't it far out? 100 and above- Wow man, now I don't want to put any labels on you, but you're absolutely a hippie.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: Ian Sane on January 16, 2004, 12:16:22 PM
I got 3. I guess if you were born in 1981 you aren't going to be much of a hippie. My guitar teacher would probably score above 100.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: nolimit19 on January 16, 2004, 12:16:26 PM
well i would have voted for regan, but since i wasnt able to, i am somewhere around 12ish.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: mouse_clicker on January 16, 2004, 12:21:50 PM
I got a 10, but really only because I have long hair and people rail on me for it all the time, but meh.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: manunited4eva22 on January 16, 2004, 12:34:32 PM
I got 42 but only because I can draw, and I appreciate art. Guess that makes me a hippy.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: Gibdo Master on January 16, 2004, 01:08:43 PM
You people actually read through all of those? Wow! I read the first two and quit.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: Termin8Anakin on January 16, 2004, 01:17:42 PM
I got to Beatles and went to bed.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: enigma487 on January 16, 2004, 07:13:52 PM
wow is that way too long. i got up to about 40 points and didn't want to read anymore.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: DrZoidberg on January 16, 2004, 08:52:17 PM
i'm a bit more vyvian than neil.
10 golden AA batteries if you can give me the source to that reference
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: Berto2K on January 16, 2004, 08:59:52 PM
I got a score of 0. I am very non-hippy if you ask me.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: KDR_11k on January 17, 2004, 03:58:14 AM
-2. Subtract 10 if knowing only John Lennon's name counts as not knowing him.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on January 17, 2004, 06:25:34 AM
Quote Originally posted by: DrZoidberg i'm a bit more vyvian than neil.
10 golden AA batteries if you can give me the source to that reference
I'm sure it's a Young Ones reference, right? I used to watch that show alot. For whatever reason, the one thing that is forever stuck in my head is Neil's song to his old friend Ken.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: Hostile Creation on January 17, 2004, 08:16:38 AM
I didn't even bother looking at it. I know I'm not a hippy.
If I had been alive at the same time as John Lennon, I would have been the one to shoot him.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: nolimit19 on January 17, 2004, 11:47:51 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Hostile Creation I didn't even bother looking at it. I know I'm not a hippy.
If I had been alive at the same time as John Lennon, I would have been the one to shoot him.
WHAHHAHAHHAA well said. if it wasnt for me being vegatarian, i would be 0% hippie...i guess i should start eating meat.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: KnowsNothing on January 17, 2004, 11:50:52 AM
*reads first 10*
Time to leave....
A hippy I am not.
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 17, 2004, 02:31:38 PM
What!? I got a "0" just for the Reagan question! (I would've voted for him if I were eligible)
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: BoB007 on January 17, 2004, 04:46:15 PM
I got -7 ..... WO0T :-p
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: Jale on January 17, 2004, 11:09:13 PM
I doubt there will be many hardcore hippies on a Gamecube Internet Forum.
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: DrZoidberg on January 18, 2004, 12:03:07 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Ms.Pikmin
Quote Originally posted by: DrZoidberg i'm a bit more vyvian than neil.
10 golden AA batteries if you can give me the source to that reference
I'm sure it's a Young Ones reference, right? I used to watch that show alot. For whatever reason, the one thing that is forever stuck in my head is Neil's song to his old friend Ken.
i you ms.pikmin ^____^
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: PaLaDiN on January 18, 2004, 05:16:15 AM
Jesus freaks are hippies now?
Title: RE:The Hippy Test
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on January 18, 2004, 11:41:45 AM
Quote Originally posted by: DrZoidberg
Quote Originally posted by: Ms.Pikmin
Quote Originally posted by: DrZoidberg i'm a bit more vyvian than neil.
10 golden AA batteries if you can give me the source to that reference
I'm sure it's a Young Ones reference, right? I used to watch that show alot. For whatever reason, the one thing that is forever stuck in my head is Neil's song to his old friend Ken.
i you ms.pikmin ^____^
Okay, that's very nice and all, but what about my batteries?
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: ThePerm on January 18, 2004, 04:30:18 PM
im not much of a hippy
Title: RE: The Hippy Test
Post by: Guitar Smasher on January 19, 2004, 04:40:33 PM