Post by: Mario on December 16, 2003, 01:12:13 AM
madden tops the charts, what are people thinking
id rather be teh kiddeh, and play mario sunshine
than pretend to be cool, coz i bought true crime
i was playing s-s-b-m
when some kid came up and said
xbox has GFX lol
hey look another troll
go back to teamxbox
and tell someone who cares
im sure they love to discuss
the textures in blinx's hair
please continue from there (lol, GEDDIT?)
Post by: Termin8Anakin on December 16, 2003, 01:49:07 AM
All they wanna do is hit
the point home that don't like Nintendo
cause the games don't have bloody corpses and hoes.
'Nintendo has no hope!' they say
they gonna call it a day
and become like sega! no way!
they stronger than ever, cause they seen how they can improve
but what more can they do?
Put MORE effort into it, i say, cause they only doin it half-assed
and that's not coool.
When bill gates will rule the world, no one knows
no one cares
his nerdy little ass will reduce his shares
he thinks he's king
but we know better
than to buy anything that could potentially
intentionally
increase his hold on the market.
So f**k it.
don't be a dick and buy an xbox
buy a Gamecube
it rocks.
HARD.
Peace out dudes
*thumps chest and makes peace sign*
Post by: Mario on December 16, 2003, 02:19:39 AM
nintendo make crap kiddy games
its driving me insane
but at the end of the day
i invite some friends to play
mario kart double dash
everyones laughing, and having fun
just wait til donkey konga gets here with the drum
if you like playing nintendo
dont be afraid to say so
it all comes how much fun you have
whatever you like to play, go with that
theres a game for everyone, out there somewhere
expand your mind, experience all software
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 16, 2003, 12:46:30 PM
don't let it go
cause your person is the reason
why it all - don't - blow
from the 'ginin' they've been singin'
bout the end of 'Tendo's livin'
wait and see, watch the happnin's
cause nintendo's back attackin'
with the games and the sales
all the others seem to pale
watch the charts, they don't fail
numbah one back on the scale.
don't give in, don't fall
against your friends, stand up tall
if"teh kiddie" you are called
than they aint your friends at all
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Rap is not my thing.
Post by: akdaman1 on December 16, 2003, 01:52:21 PM
Nintys slapping down the compettiotion
Just like flies
Gates thinks he can buy em out
DREAM
If youre with Ninty just SHOUT
Sony is back for round 2
But thier fun anyone campaign blows against who are you ?
With the big guns yet to come
the war aint over
Ratchet , watch youre back
Cause here comes DK and SMACK!!
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I just realised that this topic might get locked ....because we are bad mouthing other systems.
P.S Hope it doesnt...I like this topic.
Post by: silverdonut on December 16, 2003, 02:03:19 PM
Xbox is way less
I can't stop playn it
otherwise I throw a fit
Xbox is worth nothn buh sh*t
Gamecube is duh hit
No PS2 in dis crib
Gamcube is the best yo
So take all this crap away
Gamecube is the best I say!
Gamecube, Gamecube, it's the star
It's gonna go so far.
Xbox, Sega, you worth squat
cuz ur nothn but f*ck.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on December 16, 2003, 09:37:36 PM
that's why I play my PS2
But I ain't no fool' (SAY IT LIKE MR. T)
I also love GameCuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube (THE B AND E ARE SILENT)
When I play Smash Brothers
I pity those clubbAAAHHHHS
Raving away the night
When I'm enjoying a good fight
I also like milk, you should too
That's why I need to poo
The little bundle of joy is hardcore
If you don't like it I'll show you the door
It won't be as cool as GameCube
You silly.. Ice.. Cube.
*THUMBS UP*
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 17, 2003, 06:18:45 AM
when alluva sudden some dude break out Halo.
I'm all 'WTF?' I wanna play Wind Waker,
So I says to the fool: "Don't be a hater."
He's b!tchin' and whinin' about his Xbox,
but I keep saying that da Gamecube rocks.
So after a while the African-American gives it a chance,
and soon I've got him in a Gamecube trance.
Mario Party 5 and Metroid Prime,
beatin' F-Zero with some bad@ss times.
Dukin' it out with that Mario Kart,
Maneuverin' Link to get dat piece of heart.
So both he and I know the Gamecube rules,
and we're pimpin it out against them Xbox fools.
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I don't figure anyone would be, but I want to make sure that no one takes offense at the "African-American" part. . . it's merely supposed to be funny, not insulting or anything.
Mod: Funny rap, but please don't use racial slurs in any context.
Post by: Mario on December 18, 2003, 02:03:48 AM
some people think its lame
to them i say
"i cant wait to get my hands on that game!"
its not all about graphics
gameplay's important too
mainstream gamers just dont like things
that arent remotely cool
as im frothing and drooling over
resident evil 4
i keep looking and the screenshots and asking
why arent there more?
maybe its for the better
i dont want much info yet
id rather wait til the game is here with me
so i can experience it all first
when it comes out finally
videogames you say?
i havent played one all day
i think i need a new game
hey mario and luigi looks great
oh wait
im getting it for christmas
i already put it on my wishlist
in 6 days time
im gonna be experiencing this bliss
that others have experienced
soon i will experience the brilliance
of mario and luigis presence
in my gameboy advance
as i explore the world in pikmin
it forces me to imagine
what life would be like
if we were all born in an onion
if you crash-landed on an unknown planet
what would you do to make things happen
i know i wouldnt be rappin
id be helping out olimar
coz hes the captain who keeps things hap'nin
im thinking of going old school
with the sexy princess toadstool
all i gotta do is
read the manual and follow those rules
if you're looking for a classic
coz you havent played them or you missed em
nothing quite beats
the nintendo entertainment system
its the legend of zelda
its pretty rad
those creatures from ganon
are really bad
super mario bros
its more fun than the others
nothing beats jumpin on goombas
not even gettin down with hot mommas
nintendo is number one
and always will remain
always makin the best games
its a fact that cant be changed
Post by: ThePerm on December 18, 2003, 07:39:11 AM
your style is wack
quit playin the playstation
and smokin that crack
don't give me this crap
you aint got no hoes
the only thing your style is good for is lickin lara crofts toes
i just got new game
of the mario fame
it stars two brothers who share the same last name
it has luigi and mario
who come from the italian barrillo
growing their mustaches
Thier even gettin help from bowsar yo
i just meant a guy named fawful
i kicked his ass and made him make me a wawful
he's goin around hurtin peeps which really aint lawful
his breath really stank it smells god awful
so i gave him some tic tacs... i gave him a jaw full
it didn't help his breath, he still smelled like a brothel
here we are now its the season to be givin
im real broke cus i aint do nothin for a livin
im sittin tight on my christmas dough
i gotta buy somethin good for my momma...oh no!
i aint got much time to get to the mall
theres so many people there they could knock me down
or i could trip and fall
i could stay home and piss everyone off
playin some games made by alexey padonov
but that be f'n mean lol
i gots me a gamecube
its really sweet
not one game i have has an xbox boob
but thier all more elite
i got my zelda and my smash brothers melee
iv had soem cool battles
I should quit writin this rap and maybe go play
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 18, 2003, 11:12:37 AM
and my gums keep on flappin
when I should be downstairs
with the gamecube happnin
pop in soul cal'bar 2
I challenge you, foo
drop the xbox controller
OR I'LL HAVE YOUR MOTHER
(*boom-boo-cha-cha, Boom-boo-wicki-wicki*)
Now, if you don't agree
then you can drink my pee
while balancing a broomstick
on your left knee
Now why don't you go
and play your PS2
and your xbox foo
coz we don't need you
we gots ninty - get a clue
we're sneaking up behind and we're in for the kill
we sittin back with 'Tendo and we just plain chill
while m-soft takes a dive
losin' millions, screwin' lives
we kickin' back with Ninty eating POTATOES WITH CHIVES.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on December 18, 2003, 02:06:12 PM
It'll cause more damage than a mellon bowler
I don't be wanting that
'Cause it'll knock off my hat
I really love Sonic Mega Collection
It almost gives me an e... reader suggestion
I've played it more than any othe GameCube game
I must be pretty damn lame
How can I put more time into that than say, Smash Bros
Be quiet you, my door is closed
I'm playing with Sonic, don't disturb
Oh hey look, there goes a bird
TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE, CRANKY!
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 02:18:24 PM
and you have some time
go look at the calander and count the days
while eating some old fashioned mayonaise
After a long long while
we go to the store and smile
cuz right in front of you as it glows and gleams
is pictures of the 1000 new types of beams
with a new story and a new twist
we grab the game instantly with our fist
now its time to give the game a whir
and crank up the gamecube to give it a stir
With little time and nothing to spare
we gotta play it now in our underwear
so if you have time
get your a** moving and go get the sequel to metroid prime
Post by: Bloodworth on December 18, 2003, 03:06:57 PM
