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Title: revenge
Post by: nolimit19 on December 15, 2003, 05:01:13 PM
i thought it would be fun to start a thread where people talked about what they do to get back at people when the piss the crap out of you. i personally am looking at getting some revenge right now. have any of you ever gotten sweet revenge? or maybe you dont believe in revenge...i would like some ideas.  
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 15, 2003, 05:03:16 PM
Once a gang kidnapped my daughter, so I smashed one guy's car with a pipe
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Post by: Bill Aurion on December 15, 2003, 05:08:07 PM
I see no real point in revenge, because I see it as merely a means of self-satisfaction...But then again, I don't get pissed at a lot...
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Post by: nolimit19 on December 15, 2003, 05:09:11 PM
man thats not even close to being believable. for instance....one time this nerd at my school talked crap to me. so i threw him in the pool at school with his clothes on. he had to walk around school with wet clothes all day. hahahahaha what a freak. anyways thats not really well thought out revenge. im talking more like count of monte cristo revenge.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on December 15, 2003, 05:11:38 PM
I seldom get pissed.  However, if I choose to seek revenge for some reason or another, I do it in a subtle, manipulative way that is hardly noticeable but still devastating.  Supremely fun and pleasing.  I can't think of specific examples, nor do I know your situation, but I may be able to formulate some sort of plan for you if we work together.

BWA HA HA HA HA! (they don't call me Hostile for nothin' )
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Post by: nolimit19 on December 15, 2003, 05:15:47 PM
hmm im not sure if i actually want to reek revenge, but it involves a no good xgirlfriend. what is the best way to get back at a girl without being noticeable, yet devastating. if i can do that, everything may turn out alright. WHAHAHAHAHA.
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on December 15, 2003, 05:51:40 PM
Find something that will make you happy and her horribly jealous.  
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Post by: Bill Aurion on December 15, 2003, 05:57:07 PM
Someone in this topic seems to have a pretty short temper...

When someone talks smack to me, I just let it go...Why should I play down to their level?...And I agree with Ms. Pikmin's idea, though I couldn't think of any girl with a brain that would enjoy your company...
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Post by: Deguello on December 15, 2003, 10:32:47 PM
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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
Once a gang kidnapped my daughter, so I smashed one guy's car with a pipe


OKEYDOKEY MAYOR MIKE!
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Post by: The Omen on December 15, 2003, 10:54:31 PM
Sugar in the gas tank always does wonders...i hear......but i no longer seek revenge.  All of those who have wronged me have been righted.  Time evens things out.
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on December 16, 2003, 01:19:59 AM
I had revenge.
I got mIRC and took it out on piac and the rest of the crew. All my anger spewed forth, contained since 9th grade.
I don't know if it's all been released yet.
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Post by: Berny on December 16, 2003, 03:57:35 AM
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Originally posted by: Bill
I see no real point in revenge, because I see it as merely a means of self-satisfaction...But then again, I don't get pissed at a lot...


Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, but aren't you the one who smashed up every controller in your posession recently? Maybe this was KnowsNothing...I dunno.

Title: RE: revenge
Post by: nolimit19 on December 16, 2003, 05:31:11 AM
lol i used to have a much bigger temper in high school, but i have chilled out. i dont think i will seek revenge, but i was just wondering if anyone had ever got some good revenge before.
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Post by: Berny on December 16, 2003, 05:38:40 AM
If you want revenge, watch Home Alone. That kid is revengenceful.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on December 16, 2003, 05:47:19 AM
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Originally posted by: Berny
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Originally posted by: Bill
I see no real point in revenge, because I see it as merely a means of self-satisfaction...But then again, I don't get pissed at a lot...


Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, but aren't you the one who smashed up every controller in your posession recently? Maybe this was KnowsNothing...I dunno.
Heh, I did break a controller recently over F-Zero, I'll admit that...But it was my first outburst in 2 years...And when I do get mad, I don't take it out on someone else...
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Post by: Ian Sane on December 16, 2003, 07:08:57 AM
When someone does something wrong to me I forgive them and turn the other cheek.  Okay that's not really true but that's something I strive for anyway.  Revenge ultimately does nothing so I tend to avoid it if possible.  However I think if someone killed a friend of mine and got away with it I'd be tempted to get revenge but I think that's more like taking the law into my own hands with the ultimate goal being to prevent that person from hurting anyone else.  I'd make sure to wear a black T-shirt with a skull on it.

I did once get revenge on some kid that was pissing off my friend and I.  My friend grabbed him and I took his pop and poured it over the kid's head.  HA HA!

I think there's a difference between petty revenge and standing up for yourself.  Petty revenge should be avoided but standing up for yourself is encouraged.

The ultimate revenge is to tell someone that you're going to get them back big time and they totally freak out without you ever doing anything.  It's a staple of every sitcom.
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Post by: yellowfellow on December 16, 2003, 10:20:00 AM
back in highschool, my best friend was miffed with his next door neighbour about some dispute over parking so i took a crap in a newpaper, rolled it up and placed it neatly in his mailbox
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Post by: KnowsNothing on December 16, 2003, 12:33:33 PM
I haven't ever done anything major for revenge.  I get pissed off ALOT, but I do let it slide.  I get mad at everybody, but I'm too nice to do anything about it.  If I ever did anything extremely mean to a person I would feel really bad about it after.
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Post by: CardBoardBox on December 16, 2003, 12:48:57 PM
hahah yea right....you pull ears....it hurts my ears are longer 'cause of you!!!!!!.....i WILL have my revenge...yea i never get revenge....because im lazy
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Post by: Bill Aurion on December 16, 2003, 05:07:42 PM
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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
I get mad at everybody, but I'm too nice to do anything about it.  If I ever did anything extremely mean to a person I would feel really bad about it after.
That is what we call a conscience...It's nice to have one...
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Post by: ThePerm on December 16, 2003, 05:41:52 PM
i like did something more dastardley then the other person and then felt pretty good afterwords
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Post by: Grey Ninja on December 16, 2003, 05:45:17 PM
If you really want to get even with someone, sneak onto his computer late at night and install Internet Explorer.  Follow that up with Microsoft Office, MSN Messenger, and AIM.  If they already have all that stuff installed, then I guess that Microsoft just beat you to the punch.
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Post by: ThePerm on December 16, 2003, 07:41:07 PM
i have all those but ms office, and i have trillian too... and dude like log onto msn...im bore-did
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Post by: Ian Sane on December 17, 2003, 06:17:19 AM
If you want to install MS Office on my computer go the f*ck ahead.  I have no problem with getting expensive software for free.  While you're at it give me photoshop as well.
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Post by: NarmaK on December 17, 2003, 03:37:49 PM
I used to beat people up for revenge.
Quick and easy.
I dont seem to have many problems that require that kind of punishment anymore.

As for internet revenge, I bust out my mad skills of insultation. Hurt feelings is the best revenge, but only if you are realy good at it. Like me.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on December 17, 2003, 03:39:55 PM
For some reason people have really short tempers on the internet, so it's easy to insult them.  Even I have a short temper, and I never lose my temper in real life.  I'll beat the mental sh!t out of a person that messes with me on the internet. . . I get mean.
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Post by: Mario on December 17, 2003, 03:46:07 PM
Well, it's very easy to fake stuff on the Internet, and i imagine lots of people who type "lol", sit there with straight faces staring lifelessly at the computer screen.

You can say alot of things to piss someone off on the Internet, and when you meet them in real life you're like "....hi", and they're like "...oh..... hey there", but the advantage of pissing people off on the internet is that you can ignore people, and no-one gets hurt online. (unless they get NEXUS'D )
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Post by: KnowsNothing on December 17, 2003, 03:51:22 PM
lol..............

Alright, I challenge thee to mentally compete with me.  erm.....what i mean is, hostile can't beat the mental sh!t out of me, because I HAVE NO MENTAL.....ergh........MIND.
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Post by: NarmaK on December 17, 2003, 08:26:54 PM
Your mothers breasts are delightfull in my opinion.
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Post by: oohhboy on December 18, 2003, 02:54:03 AM
Hahaha.

True revenge is wishing for some one to die and they do. True story. Don't cross me.  
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Post by: Bill Aurion on December 18, 2003, 03:54:27 AM
It's pretty pathetic to insult someone online, when you know there is no way they can get back at you...It's the coward's version of insulting...
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Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 08:03:03 AM
you wanna know my revenge.

*snickers* hehe, ill tell you:

When people give me crap and i feel the need for revenge, i give them whats called the bouncing boxes.  Ever hear about that?  Thats right my friend, its a computer virus that makes your computer pop up a box with anything i want it to say to bounce around your screen.  If you acctually catch the box, and click ok, two boxes will appear.  If you manage to click both, 4 will appear, then  8, then 16, then 32, 64, 128, 256, and so on and so on untill it reaches the number of boxes i told the virus to send.  My record so far is 10000000000 boxes, and also sending a virus after he got rid of all those boxes to delete everything in his computer, i did that three times in a row, because he stole over $1000 dollars from me and left town.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on December 18, 2003, 11:25:18 AM
*Ahem*

Instead about revenge, how bout we share some of our very most favorite practiacal jokes.  Now THOSE can come in handy.  I remember we mentioned some in the Aussie thread waaaaaaaaay back (it's when I first started posting there), and some people did dome really nasty stuff.  I need something good for April fool's day. ;P

(So far I've got this:  Fill up a little bag (or something) with red food coloring and put it in my mouth.  then, at lunch, I'll pretend to start choking and go into a coughing fit.  that's when I bite down on the food coloring so it looks like I'm coughing up blood.  That ought to give the teachers a scare. )
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Post by: Grey Ninja on December 18, 2003, 01:35:49 PM
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Originally posted by: ThePerm
i have all those but ms office, and i have trillian too... and dude like log onto msn...im bore-did


I haven't bothered finding an MSN client for Linux yet, and I haven't logged onto Windows in like a week.  I have an AIM client preinstalled though, if you would care to talk on that at some point.
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Post by: NarmaK on December 18, 2003, 07:06:04 PM
Fake punch someone when they are standing with their back against a brick wall.

Its funny.
Very funny.


Internet practical jokes?
In americas army I tell idiots that they can get rid of the fog in the game if they type in "quit fog".
It exits the game.
Sometimes whole servers empty because of people trying.