Post by: Gibdo Master on November 06, 2003, 08:48:29 PM
Here's an example.
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When I was about five, some kids at this playscheme I went to were having a dick fight. I told one of them that he got fifty points for kissing the other dude's knob. He did.
I laughed so hard over that I couldn't breath for a few seconds.
Post by: akdaman1 on November 06, 2003, 08:53:14 PM
Post by: Gibdo Master on November 06, 2003, 09:16:06 PM
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Sometimes, when I'm home alone. I'll pee in the sink and not the toilet. I tell myself it's to save the world's potable water, but I know that's a lie.
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I once pee'd on my girlfriends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice.
Post by: PIAC on November 06, 2003, 09:55:39 PM
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Last year I went on my friend's PC while he was in the shower. Ebay and Paypal were still logged in, as he had just been paying for some auctions. I decided to buy him some worn panties, which only had a few minutes left on the auction. I paid through Paypal, and deleted as much evidence of the transaction as I could. A week or so later he told me that some woman had posted her underwear to him, along with a saucy note which his girlfriend of 18 months had opened and read to him. Being the faithful type, he had no idea how this came about, but she got her stuff and left him anyway. To this day I have never told another soul, and he never figured out how this came about.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Post by: Infernal Monkey on November 06, 2003, 10:04:11 PM
Great find. Hilarity ++!
Post by: Ocarina Blue on November 06, 2003, 10:24:20 PM
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Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay
Post by: RABicle on November 07, 2003, 05:06:40 AM
And a great article i just stumbled across claiming that Apple computers are spreading evil things like Darwinism and Communism http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html it is really really stupid, claiming stuff like the platypus logo of Darwin (apple's open source [read: communist] operating system core) platypus logo is trying to turn kids to satan. I'm serious!
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 07, 2003, 01:57:09 PM
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 07, 2003, 02:45:20 PM
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i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.
LMFAO!
Post by: Rud Rudiger on November 07, 2003, 02:52:46 PM
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 07, 2003, 03:53:07 PM
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I stretch for about 1-2 hours a day so I will eventually be able to fellate myself. I'm getting close, because if I stick my tongue out real far, I can almost reach. I hope that I will be able to do it someday.
I love these people.
Post by: vudu on November 10, 2003, 11:51:26 AM
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I'm 21, I've never had a girlfriend, but I've had sex once, with a prostitute, who was high, for free... she was the first girl I kissed. But I still think I'm better than other people because I'm very smart, intellectually.
who does this sound like? (i'll give you a clue, he posts on this board.)
Post by: >X< Kitten >X< on November 10, 2003, 11:56:47 AM
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Originally posted by: Grey NinjaQuote
i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.
LMFAO!
I'd teach her how.
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 10, 2003, 12:02:57 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 10, 2003, 12:04:50 PM
Post by: >X< Kitten >X< on November 10, 2003, 12:42:35 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 10, 2003, 12:44:22 PM
QuoteHaha, lighten up...We can't all be serious...or can we?
Originally posted by: mouse_clicker
You are all sick.
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 10, 2003, 12:46:57 PM
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 10, 2003, 12:48:17 PM
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Originally posted by: >X< Kitten >X<Quote
Originally posted by: Grey NinjaQuote
i'm female and i have no idea how to masturbate.
LMFAO!
I'd teach her how.
Heh. I think most anyone here would be more than happy to do that.
Post by: >X< Kitten >X< on November 10, 2003, 12:51:22 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 10, 2003, 12:52:46 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 10, 2003, 12:53:44 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 10, 2003, 12:56:05 PM
Post by: >X< Kitten >X< on November 10, 2003, 01:01:58 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 10, 2003, 01:21:20 PM
QuoteHow about you just wait till you get to college...Then you can make your own...
Originally posted by: mouse_clicker
Some of the stories 17 yeard old Bill could telll us? I'd like to hear some.
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 10, 2003, 03:48:29 PM
*goes back*
Okay, not the same, but funny stuff:
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sometimes when im sitting in class or work or just any random place and theres a guy around, i get a flash in my head of what his junk looks like. its always the really ugly and old guys too; it kills me. its funny and sick at the same time, but i cant help it; especially if theyre sitting accross from me and i can see between their legs. its not intentional, but my eyes will just wander there. i wouldnt mind so much if it were just hot guys, but this is out of hand!
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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.
Post by: oohhboy on November 10, 2003, 10:05:51 PM
Post by: PIAC on November 10, 2003, 10:22:32 PM
Post by: Gibdo Master on November 11, 2003, 07:03:56 AM
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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.
I really have to question if that one is actually real. It just seems a little far fetched if you ask me.
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2003, 07:15:29 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 11, 2003, 07:18:35 AM
But, if that fortune cookie one is real...it's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2003, 11:05:21 AM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 11, 2003, 11:18:18 AM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2003, 11:21:26 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2003, 12:14:32 PM
QuoteErrr....LOL When you galvanize something, you are coating it with zinc...Of course that would kill you
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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.
I really have to question if that one is actually real. It just seems a little far fetched if you ask me.
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 11, 2003, 12:23:44 PM
That would, though, explain the liver problem.
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 11, 2003, 03:33:09 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 11, 2003, 03:36:25 PM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2003, 03:38:49 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2003, 03:41:22 PM
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 11, 2003, 03:41:23 PM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2003, 04:38:36 PM
The yah is a long story. . . to make it short, my friends and I do home videos. One time, there were only two of my friends, and they did a Miss Cleo parody. He sounded like Governer Arnold. Except spelled right. It was very funny.
Post by: Shift Key on November 11, 2003, 05:13:52 PM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 12, 2003, 06:40:28 AM
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 12, 2003, 03:16:36 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 12, 2003, 03:19:53 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 12, 2003, 03:20:44 PM
(Never would I try to defeat Grey in an all-out story slugfest...That's suicide! ^_^'')
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 12, 2003, 03:20:57 PM
Post by: Shift Key on November 12, 2003, 03:58:01 PM
Post by: vudu on November 21, 2003, 11:42:12 AM
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296071621 I still have four hours until the end of the workday and all I want to do is go home and play Mario K
alright, who here has been visiting grouphug.us?
