Post by: Swordsplay on November 01, 2003, 12:42:36 PM
Then after answering the question, the next poster askes another question, and the next poster has to answer it and ask another question, etc.
For example:
Question: Does the boogy man exist
Answer: No, but i know Santa Claws does
Question: How many apples do you have
Answer: I have 4 bananas
I know those are bad examples, but i couldnt think of better examples. Ill start with the first question.
Question: Can you have a beer in the middle of an abonded forest, drink it, and it wont make a sound?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 12:46:08 PM
A: Depends on the brand, but in most cases, no. Only good beer is silent.
Q: Does Knowsnothing really know nothing?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 01, 2003, 12:48:24 PM
Q:If a pen were 3 feet high, how many socks and shoes could you put in there?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 01, 2003, 12:50:52 PM
Q: Why did god make brother bear, and better yet, why did my girlfriend want me to see it?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 01, 2003, 01:13:20 PM
Q:If spiderman suited up in his costume, suddenly had to go to the bathroom really bad, how would he do it?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 01:17:28 PM
Q: Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 01, 2003, 02:49:45 PM
Why do fish smell like fish?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 01, 2003, 04:15:53 PM
Q:If im a dinosaur, where did I leave my stove?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 01, 2003, 04:23:53 PM
Q: If I were smart, what would I say?
Post by: PIAC on November 01, 2003, 04:28:11 PM
if i was a donkey, which im not, how many apples would it take to shoot down the moon so it lands on my can of creamed rice causing it to spontaniously open and land in a bowl made of discarded hobo chicken chilli?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 01, 2003, 04:33:42 PM
so....what's it like being on a spaceship? (let's see who watches spaceghost coast to coast)
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 04:45:15 PM
Q: Am I going to be able to get the blue out of my hair before school Monday?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 01, 2003, 04:52:41 PM
A: Who cares? Blue is soooooo your color you sexy beast you.
Q: What'll happen when I put this ketchup into my coffee?
Post by: mouse_clicker on November 01, 2003, 04:57:28 PM
Q: If John has 5 apples, and Jane takes 2, and donkeys have 4 legs, how many oranges does Bob have?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 05:02:16 PM
A: Two hundred times ten to the twenty third power oranges.
Q: When is too much Gamecube TOO MUCH Gamecube?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 01, 2003, 05:04:39 PM
....nevermind.....
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 05:07:31 PM
People called it nice and cool and stuff, but none of the girls I saw said it was sexy. Alas.
But they were ones that knew me too well to be influenced by the color of my hair anyway.Anyway, question-answer. . . someone else
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 01, 2003, 05:15:36 PM
got MILF?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 05:17:32 PM
Q: You want some? I got extra. . .
Post by: KDR_11k on November 01, 2003, 07:14:23 PM
Is MILF something like MIRV?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 02, 2003, 08:59:16 AM
Q.Whats the difference between an angry cow and a cow that is angry?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 02, 2003, 09:02:18 AM
Why doesn't Rick's dog ever appear anymore?
also, Who thinks Ty's avitar is having a little too much fun?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 02, 2003, 09:57:21 AM
A2: .........
Q: WTF?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 02, 2003, 12:07:16 PM
Q:Why does my big toe always smell?
Post by: ThePerm on November 02, 2003, 12:29:09 PM
Q: Whats the difference between a man eating chicken and a chicken eating man?
Post by: Molobert on November 02, 2003, 01:06:24 PM
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 02, 2003, 01:08:40 PM
Q: When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?
Post by: ThePerm on November 02, 2003, 01:16:03 PM
Q: Where else should i pay the gnome to crap?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 02, 2003, 01:37:46 PM
Q: When will the world end?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 02, 2003, 01:46:48 PM
Q: Who stole my pie!?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 02, 2003, 02:24:18 PM
Q. What does Miyamoto and a monkey have in common?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 02, 2003, 02:27:16 PM
Q: How would you describe the taste of pizza?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 02, 2003, 02:34:37 PM
where's the beef?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 02, 2003, 02:36:43 PM
Q:Why does The Grim Reaper hang out with short people?
Post by: ThePerm on November 02, 2003, 02:36:57 PM
how much is that doggie in the window?
opps we posted at the same time hehehe
ok grim reaper hangs out with short people because he can
and again how much is that doggie in the window?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 02, 2003, 02:41:20 PM
.99 cents, but it has rabies
where are demonic druids born?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 02, 2003, 02:42:50 PM
What do you think dog legs would taste like (they look so yummy ^_^)
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 02, 2003, 02:46:15 PM
Q: Why can't knowsnothing get his posts straight?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 02, 2003, 02:52:36 PM
Q:Who wants to be a millionaire?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 02, 2003, 02:54:20 PM
Post by: ThePerm on November 02, 2003, 03:07:32 PM
how many times have i taken a crap today?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 02, 2003, 03:09:31 PM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 02, 2003, 04:03:26 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 02, 2003, 04:03:40 PM
(unless you really do take crap, and in that case, here have mine *gives crap*)Q: What's the worst kind of torture (or most fun to do to someone)?
(my answers: either cutting off someone's eye lids and letting their eyes dry out while they're still looking thu them, or tying all their limbs and tickling their forehead and leaving them to suffer
)
Post by: ThePerm on November 02, 2003, 04:55:03 PM
would you like a non sucking monkey to take his crap to you?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 03, 2003, 02:21:26 PM
Why do dogs sniff each others...food?
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 03, 2003, 02:25:03 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 03, 2003, 02:58:45 PM
Q: Where did his question go?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 03, 2003, 03:09:20 PM
Q: Compare and contrast the relationship of the nobility and the central government in the 17th and early 18th centuries in England/Great Britain, France, and Russia. In which country would you have preferred to be a noble? Explain your choice.
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 03, 2003, 03:13:00 PM
Q: x^2+2x+.22=x^3-2x-.44
x=?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 03, 2003, 03:16:36 PM
Q: Would you like to a get a Bachelor's/Master's/Doctoral Degree and Kennedy-Western University?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 03, 2003, 03:18:21 PM
Q: Does anybody want one? It's ham.
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 03, 2003, 04:09:17 PM
Q:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Post by: ThePerm on November 03, 2003, 05:13:38 PM
how many prostitutes does it take to get to the center of the earth?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 03, 2003, 07:50:19 PM
Q: What walks on four legs in the day, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 04, 2003, 04:39:24 AM
Q: Does KnowsNothing really know nothing?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 04, 2003, 04:43:32 AM
Q: If I ate chili with ketchup, what time is it on the west side of Jupiter?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 04, 2003, 06:36:51 AM
Q: When the clock strikes one, what has begun?
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2003, 06:42:48 AM
what is something you can put in a barrel that can make it lighter?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 04, 2003, 06:46:19 AM
Q: What is the benefit of putting a hole in the barrel?
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 04, 2003, 07:00:24 AM
Q: If Carrots are orange are Oranges carrot?
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2003, 07:18:15 AM
how many hours has it been since you stimulated yourself?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 04, 2003, 07:36:39 AM
Q: Why does Perm want to know?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 04, 2003, 09:03:07 AM
Q: What does my new siggie mean?
Post by: Uglydot on November 04, 2003, 09:03:51 AM
Q: What is the meaning of pie?
Post by: Uglydot on November 04, 2003, 09:06:04 AM
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 04, 2003, 09:20:14 AM
Q: Why do they put all of the stupid jokes on popsicle sticks?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 04, 2003, 09:45:17 AM
what is the color of the sun, if the sun doesn't exist???
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 04, 2003, 10:37:40 AM
does fish HAVE TO taste fishy?
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 04, 2003, 10:41:04 AM
why is pizza always round or circulary?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 04, 2003, 10:44:16 AM
If the hell would someone want to become a vegetarian?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 04, 2003, 02:14:54 PM
WTF is knowsnothing's avatar?
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2003, 02:47:36 PM
wtf would he want to have an avatar liek that? or Wtf is it really!!!??
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 04, 2003, 02:54:20 PM
cool, no?
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2003, 03:15:00 PM
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a zombie?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 04, 2003, 04:10:06 PM
but what's the use of the checking account? I already got my toaster.....
Post by: ThePerm on November 04, 2003, 05:44:40 PM
and now is that guy constipated?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 05, 2003, 01:19:03 AM
Why does the government force us to conform to society and go to school?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 05, 2003, 04:20:57 AM
Q: If adults go to work, and kids go to school, where do babys go?
Post by: CardBoardBox on November 05, 2003, 08:32:41 AM
Q: Why?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 05, 2003, 09:33:42 AM
Q: If Valerie Vomite and Richie Retch got married and had a child, what would they name him/her?
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 05, 2003, 09:44:26 AM
Q: What's the best way to kill a math teacher?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 05, 2003, 10:32:37 AM
Q: Who is the coolest person in the world?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 05, 2003, 11:07:19 AM
Q:What does mIRC really stand for?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 06, 2003, 04:44:22 AM
Q: If i burped in the northern hemisphere of the Earth and it went west, what direction would it have gone if I burped in the southern hemisphere?
Post by: ThePerm on November 06, 2003, 06:27:07 PM
what type of pills should itake to achieve that?
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 06, 2003, 06:42:32 PM
Q: Why are you people still playing this stupid spam game?
Post by: ThePerm on November 06, 2003, 06:46:20 PM
Does the word spam remind you of Termin8anikin?
Post by: Grey Ninja on November 06, 2003, 06:51:19 PM
Q: Why the hell would PGC be hosted on IIS, which is known to be the most hackable server software if they are having problems with hackers?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 08, 2003, 09:02:43 AM
Q: What does S.P.A.M. mean? (S.P.A.M not spam)
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 08, 2003, 09:37:12 AM
How do I get to the happy place?
Post by: ThePerm on November 08, 2003, 01:52:48 PM
doesnt everyone love knowsnothings goomba avatar
?
Post by: PIAC on November 08, 2003, 06:40:29 PM
why?
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 08, 2003, 06:43:20 PM
Q: Why do people have fetishes? (
)
Post by: Swordsplay on November 13, 2003, 10:21:08 AM
Q: What is black and white, and red all over?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 13, 2003, 11:53:09 AM
Q: What was the score of Man U vs Liverpool?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 13, 2003, 02:19:40 PM
Q. y du poepel takl liek dis????/
Post by: ThePerm on November 13, 2003, 06:13:45 PM
Why in the under heavens beneath merciful god do you talk like that?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 14, 2003, 08:32:11 AM
Why does a broken clock keep time correct twice a day, but all the clocks I see are always wrong?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 14, 2003, 11:37:24 AM
Why is it that 1/3x3=1 is not correct?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 15, 2003, 12:43:53 PM
Q: Where do blue birds fly?
Post by: swimguy228 on November 15, 2003, 03:31:29 PM
Q: What really is a B.S.O.D.?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 16, 2003, 10:05:34 AM
Q:Is it alright to eat GCN disk?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 17, 2003, 09:31:52 AM
Q: If you were a tree, where would you be?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 17, 2003, 09:56:04 AM
Q: Where is a when, when there is no where to be?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on November 17, 2003, 10:35:55 AM
Q: How do cows greet each other?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 17, 2003, 02:15:53 PM
What is waiting for me at the end of the dark hall?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 17, 2003, 04:02:27 PM
Q: Who decided that "666" was the signal of the devil?
Post by: ThePerm on November 19, 2003, 11:13:21 AM
http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/20021021.htm
update apparently its mysterious....no one is quite sure
how much is that trilobite that jane the gorilla has?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 20, 2003, 05:05:24 AM
Q: Is their other life in the universe, or are we alone?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 23, 2003, 09:15:22 AM
Q: How much beer is "to much"?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 23, 2003, 10:15:02 AM
Q: How many shoes?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 23, 2003, 10:15:26 AM
Q: Why do I have to be ill? On vacation in Florida, especially?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 23, 2003, 10:18:38 AM
A: Because you didnt take me
Q: How many many shoes?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 23, 2003, 10:20:39 AM
Q: How many shoes? (lol)
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 23, 2003, 10:25:34 AM
Q: Where is Europe?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 23, 2003, 10:30:10 AM
Q: How is hostiles avatar hostile?
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 23, 2003, 10:37:49 AM
Q: What am I holding behind my back?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 23, 2003, 11:03:02 AM
Q:What would be a good question to put here?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 23, 2003, 05:09:34 PM
Q: Does life keep repeating itself every day?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 24, 2003, 02:15:26 PM
Q: What happens when you pull my finger?
Post by: Klutzy Girl on November 24, 2003, 03:48:12 PM
.Q. Where does a ladybug keep her shoes?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 24, 2003, 03:50:26 PM
Q: How many beers would you have to give an elephant at midnight to make him pass out and fall on you?
Post by: grassfairy on November 24, 2003, 03:54:24 PM
Q. How long can I go without pis**ng in my pants?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 25, 2003, 04:47:51 AM
Q: How many fingers am i holding up?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 25, 2003, 10:17:34 AM
Q: Shouldn't blue be a number?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 25, 2003, 11:19:54 AM
)Q: If humans came from monkeys, where did the monkeys come from?
Post by: grassfairy on November 25, 2003, 11:22:18 AM
Q. Is there really such thing as too much beer?
Post by: Mutated on November 25, 2003, 12:51:58 PM
Q. Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 25, 2003, 08:20:02 PM
Q: Will we ever visit Mars? If so, do you think we could make it to Jupiter?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 26, 2003, 11:43:14 AM
Q: Why should we save the whales? What has a whale ever done for you?
Post by: twinkletoes on November 26, 2003, 11:58:17 AM
Q. If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 26, 2003, 02:25:38 PM
Q: Does anyone here like watching a ball of cheese?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 26, 2003, 02:28:36 PM
Q: Whats behind door number 2?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 26, 2003, 02:56:03 PM
Q: How many topics have you created in a week?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 28, 2003, 12:21:32 PM
Q: Do aliens exist?
Post by: nolimit19 on November 28, 2003, 01:46:32 PM
Q: how long until pamela anderson dies of hepatitis C?
edit...i hope im not breaking any rules, but to answer another question about who decided 666 was the sign of the devil...http://bible.crosswalk.com/OnlineStudyBible/bible.cgi?word=re+13:18&version=kjv&st=1&sd=1&new=1&showtools=1
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 28, 2003, 03:19:57 PM
Q:Why did the chicken cross the rode?
Post by: Swordsplay on November 29, 2003, 08:07:20 PM
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Post by: twinkletoes on December 02, 2003, 01:52:00 PM
Q. If God sneezed, what would you say?
There you go Swordplay. I got it back for you...ahhh no need to thank me...well if you insist...ok then well your welcome....man swordplay, you are really polite.
Post by: Berny on December 02, 2003, 01:57:01 PM
Q: What has it got in its pocketses?
YAY! I helped Swordsplay! I finally responded to this thread!
Post by: twinkletoes on December 02, 2003, 02:25:25 PM
Q. If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead?
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 02, 2003, 02:43:54 PM
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
Post by: ThePerm on December 02, 2003, 02:58:34 PM
why does my butt hurt so much?
Post by: twinkletoes on December 02, 2003, 03:06:00 PM
Q. If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
Post by: Uglydot on December 02, 2003, 03:22:04 PM
Q:Has this been asked yet?
Post by: twinkletoes on December 02, 2003, 03:32:16 PM
Q. Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
Post by: Berny on December 04, 2003, 10:50:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: twinkletoes
A. Yes, you are gaaay, Berny.
Q. If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead?
That hurts...We hates it forever. Stupid Twinkle Toeses. We HATES THEM!A: Because English is messed up.
Q: Why don't we all speak LATIN like we did in the GOOD ol' days?
Post by: twinkletoes on December 04, 2003, 11:23:10 AM
Q. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Sorry Berny, it was a joke.
Post by: Berny on December 04, 2003, 11:50:43 AM
A: They are but they are too ignorant to realize it.
Q: Why would someone shoot poor defenseless fish in a barrel?
Post by: twinkletoes on December 04, 2003, 01:50:48 PM
Q. You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
Post by: Berny on December 04, 2003, 02:33:07 PM
Q: Why is the Two Towers the only name of one of the parts of the trilogy that does not refer to a person?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 04, 2003, 05:36:06 PM
Q: Why does Swordplay never admit that I'm better than him?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 04, 2003, 05:45:13 PM
Q: How can orange be a color and a fruit at the same time?
Post by: Bloodworth on December 04, 2003, 06:18:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: twinkletoes
A. Yes, you are gaaay, Berny.
If I see something like that again, you're out.
Post by: Swordsplay on December 05, 2003, 04:06:31 AM
A: It does. The whole plot used to refer to a man named T. T., but was cut in the final version. He was very important, but a person by that name existed, so for his sake the plot had to be reworked.
Q: Why does Swordplay never admit that I'm better than him?
---end quote----
A: Because your arnt better than me, so its pointless to mention
(jk)Q: How can orange be a color and a fruit at the same time?
Post by: Uglydot on December 05, 2003, 10:47:04 AM
Q:Why does lisp have an S
Post by: twinkletoes on December 05, 2003, 11:07:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Uglydot
A: cuz I said so
Q:Why does lisp have an S
Didn't mutated already ask that question uglydot?
A. There isn't an S in 'flower' f-l-o-w-e-r (no S see?)
Q. If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
Post by: nolimit19 on December 05, 2003, 01:02:58 PM
Q: did that food in the time travel thread really travel through time?
Post by: Berny on December 05, 2003, 01:16:41 PM
Q: What is the attraction people have to SUVs?
Post by: phatboy on December 05, 2003, 01:53:53 PM
Q. Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
Post by: Murk280 on December 05, 2003, 02:24:36 PM
Q: If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, why do I sing about it?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 06, 2003, 12:48:25 PM
Q: Have you ever looked at your watch, and you dont know what time it is, so you look again and you still dont know the time, so you look at your watch a third time and someone asks you "What time is it?" You go "I don't know?" Why does that happen?
Post by: Berny on December 06, 2003, 01:44:08 PM
Q: Why are aliens stereotyped as GREEN? According to the XFILES they are GREY! Who is right?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 06, 2003, 01:46:40 PM
Q: Have you ever walked into a room, and can't remember why you went in there?
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 06, 2003, 02:57:37 PM
Q: What the hell am I doing in here? (like nobody predicted THAT question)
Post by: Berny on December 06, 2003, 03:19:38 PM
Q: Why couldn't I predict it? WHY?!
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 06, 2003, 03:22:26 PM
Q: Why the hell would a goat eat a dog?
Post by: Berny on December 06, 2003, 03:55:09 PM
Q: Why do we call geese silly?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 07, 2003, 08:22:34 AM
Q: If you stuck a sticker to a non stick pan, would it stick?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 07, 2003, 08:35:08 AM
Q: If I chopped off my feet and mailed them to Bangkok, what do you think the results would be?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on December 07, 2003, 08:52:32 AM
Q:Isn't Pez amazing?
Post by: phatboy on December 07, 2003, 10:06:12 AM
Q. If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 07, 2003, 10:47:57 AM
Q: How come we can write on erasers?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on December 07, 2003, 11:32:44 AM
Q: Why can't this thread die?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 07, 2003, 02:19:18 PM
Q: Why hasn't the official Aussie thread died yet?
Post by: KnowsNothing on December 07, 2003, 02:26:38 PM
Q: Why is this happening to me?
Post by: phatboy on December 07, 2003, 05:28:39 PM
Q. How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 08, 2003, 05:17:39 AM
Q: If you have 3 american coins and your trying to make 55 cents, what are the coins that you have to accomplish this, if one can't be a nickle?
Post by: Pumpkin on December 09, 2003, 01:45:13 PM
Q. Am I mentally challenged?
Post by: CardBoardBox on December 09, 2003, 04:21:11 PM
Q:Carrots...do they make a sound in the cold?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 10, 2003, 03:42:40 AM
Q: If a dictionary got a word wrong, how are we supposed to know?
Post by: Murk280 on December 10, 2003, 10:11:53 AM
Q: What the hell? Click here
(Read the ADDITIONAL ITEM DESCRIPTION of this, I beg you
)
Post by: Pumpkin on December 10, 2003, 10:56:12 AM
Q. Does anyone know what I am about to ask?
Post by: Dizzie Lizzie on December 10, 2003, 12:37:59 PM
Q. Can we read minds?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 10, 2003, 01:12:25 PM
Q: If we use 10% of our brain, why even have the other 90%?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 10, 2003, 01:28:31 PM
Q: It was really funny; but why?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 10, 2003, 01:39:41 PM
Q: Why do parents talk about the birds and the bees (dealing with "the talk") when the birds and bees don't make a good match?
Post by: Berny on December 10, 2003, 02:29:51 PM
A:Because parents like messing with genetics and cloning. HENCE YOU WERE BORN!
Quote
Originally posted by: Swordsplay
Q: Why do parents talk about the birds and the bees (dealing with "the talk")
Q: Did you really think we needed clarification on the matter?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 10, 2003, 07:45:29 PM
Q: Why are we on the planet, and howd we get here?
Post by: Berny on December 11, 2003, 11:47:00 AM
)Q: Have you seen my wallet?
Post by: nolimit19 on December 11, 2003, 12:03:49 PM
Q: why does anyone buy an xbox?
Post by: blindskate on December 11, 2003, 02:11:32 PM
Q. Why are we going to Kmart?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 12, 2003, 04:39:50 AM
Q: Have you ever become suddenly, intensely, aware of your legs?
Post by: yellowfellow on December 12, 2003, 02:48:08 PM
Q: how often does swordplay have to sit at his comp to answer every other post?
Post by: blindskate on December 12, 2003, 02:51:37 PM
Q. Does he answer every other post?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 14, 2003, 07:06:45 PM
Q: Did you ever open the dictionary right to the page you want? Doesn't that feel good?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on December 15, 2003, 01:53:48 AM
Q: Don't you hate it when people get "good" and "well" mixed up?(grrrr...makes me so mad)
Post by: Swordsplay on December 15, 2003, 03:36:47 AM
Q: Do two negitives make a positive? If so, do two positives make a negitive?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on December 15, 2003, 09:18:41 AM
Q:Why can't i think of any question to put here?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on December 15, 2003, 11:10:45 AM
Q: Do you think saying /kill is an expelable offense?
Post by: Jale on December 15, 2003, 11:22:22 AM
Q: If a pig flew would you go and do all those things that you said you would do when pigs fly?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 15, 2003, 11:25:50 AM
Q: (HUH?! is my question. . .)
Post by: silverdonut on December 15, 2003, 12:43:26 PM
Q. Why is my name silverdonut?
Post by: manunited4eva22 on December 15, 2003, 01:53:07 PM
Q: Jale, do you actually know what /kill means?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 15, 2003, 06:33:42 PM
Q: How come we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 06:46:28 AM
Q: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Post by: nitsu niflheim on December 18, 2003, 07:17:33 AM
Q: Why do I want to commit acts of violent rage, and spill blood like it was water flowing freely from a stream?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 07:36:29 AM
Q: If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Post by: krisdfish on December 18, 2003, 11:25:06 AM
Q. Why is my name krisdfish if I'm not a fish?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 01:35:44 PM
Q: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Post by: krisdfish on December 18, 2003, 01:42:41 PM
Q. f4sdf7gsdr7fsf8sd8g8f5gd4f4gd5f5g8df7g4df45g52?
Post by: Hostile Creation on December 18, 2003, 01:43:51 PM
Q: What's the worst way to die?
Post by: krisdfish on December 18, 2003, 01:46:22 PM
Q. Why would I want to die?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 01:46:31 PM
Q: Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Post by: krisdfish on December 18, 2003, 01:48:05 PM
Q: What's the best way to kill a math teacher?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 18, 2003, 01:52:47 PM
Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Post by: pcpltd on December 19, 2003, 12:05:16 PM
Q. Derrrrr...
Post by: Swordsplay on December 19, 2003, 09:34:59 PM
Q: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Post by: pcpltd on December 20, 2003, 04:40:11 AM
Q. What's up with chicken?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 20, 2003, 06:24:16 PM
Q: If i have 2 apples, and the sun is facing west, and you have 20 hairs on your back, while looking at michael Jackson, how many potholes were there in that peice of tar?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on December 21, 2003, 01:36:15 AM
Q. Why do fish taste so....nasty?
Post by: Uglydot on December 21, 2003, 05:24:59 AM
Q: Where did all the stinking gas in my car go?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 08:20:32 AM
Q: Why is it with any piece of home electronics equipment there are always a few buttons and switches you never use?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 08:22:38 AM
Q) Why did Douglas Adams choose the number 42?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 08:27:23 AM
Q: A crumb is a great thing. If you break a crumb in half you don't get two half - crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 08:29:22 AM
Q: What does /kill mean?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 08:32:48 AM
Q: Do kings have sweat bands in their crowns?
Post by: Berny on December 21, 2003, 08:38:32 AM
Q: How many seconds does it take for a mollusk to eat a beached whale? (I just saw Finding Nemo ^_^)
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 08:45:36 AM
Q: Wouldn't it be great if you could make a guy's head explode by just looking at him? (*looks at Berny* Boom!!! cool, it works!
)
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 08:46:55 AM
Q:
how many posts must a n00b think up....before we can call him a maaaaan (or woman)
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 08:52:17 AM
Q: After the hurricane is gone, where do people put all that plywood?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 09:20:55 AM
Q: What is the purpose of knee-length socks?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:27:57 AM
Q: In England in 1830, William Hukkison became the first person ever run over by a railroad train. Wouldn't that make you feel stupid? For millions and millions of years there were no trains, and then suddenly you have trains and you get run over?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 09:29:35 AM
Q: Which Famous British Doctor helped at the battle of Troy?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:31:52 AM
Q: If you're condemned to die they have to give you one last meal of your own choice. What is that all about? A group of people plans to kill you, so they want you to eat something you like? Whats with that?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 09:37:56 AM
Q. Has anybody seen a deformed invisible person walking around? I lost him!
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:42:19 AM
Q: First there was rock 'n' roll, now there's jus rock. What happened to "roll"?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 09:45:05 AM
Q: What is the best hieght to be?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:47:43 AM
Q: Can you just have on antic? How about a lone shenanigan? Or a monkeyshine?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 09:49:58 AM
Q. If you drop a penny from the tallest building in the world, and it hits the ground, will it make a hole?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 09:51:27 AM
Q: What is a Darkshine?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:52:23 AM
Q: Everything beeps now, ever notice that?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 09:54:30 AM
Q. Does anybody know what happened to John?
Post by: Jale on December 21, 2003, 09:54:44 AM
Q: why do they use beeps to block out swearing on tv?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 09:56:55 AM
Q: Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full, i see the glass as to big, what do you see it as?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 09:58:02 AM
Q. Has anybody else noticed how I lose everybody?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:01:08 AM
Q: Have you ever been talking to a bunch of guys, and you laugh through your nose and blow snot on your shirt? And then you have to just keep talking and hope they'll think it's part of the design?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:03:51 AM
Q. Do you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:06:05 AM
Q: If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:07:18 AM
Q. If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:09:17 AM
Q: If you go to a bone bank, why can't you make a calcium deposit?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:10:55 AM
Q. Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:12:35 AM
Q: When a lion excapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:14:10 AM
Q. If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:17:28 AM
Q: What's all this stuff about retirement I keep hearing on TV commercials? People planning, saving; they can't wait to retire. One woman on TV says to her husband, "At this rate, Jeff, we'll never be able to retire!" What is this all about? Why would someone spend his hole life doing something he couldn't wait to get away from?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:19:24 AM
Q. Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:22:23 AM
Q: Don't you lose faith in your dog's intelligence when he takes a piss and then steps in it?
Post by: pcpltd on December 21, 2003, 10:42:03 AM
Q. What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 10:52:11 AM
Q: When blowing out your birthday candles, suppose you wish for one candle to stay lit? Is it possible for your wish to come true?
Post by: evil intentions on December 21, 2003, 11:30:42 AM
Q. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
Post by: BoboThePenguin on December 21, 2003, 03:20:02 PM
Q. Why does the xbox weigh two tons?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 21, 2003, 04:01:18 PM
Q: You know a phrase I never understood? King size. It's used to denote something larger, but most of the kings you see are short. You ever notice that? Usually a king is a little, short, fat guy. You never see a tall king. When's the last gangly king you can remember?
Post by: Jale on December 22, 2003, 07:53:33 AM
Q: Where do scissors go to die?
Post by: evil intentions on December 22, 2003, 09:42:00 AM
Q. How come the 7-11 is open 24 hours, yet there are locks on the doors?
Post by: Jale on December 22, 2003, 10:03:28 AM
Q: Why does America tolerate their government?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 22, 2003, 12:04:56 PM
Q: If a really stupid person becomes senile, how can you tell?
Post by: evil intentions on December 22, 2003, 04:10:35 PM
Q. What would you say if I told you that I cannot speak English?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 22, 2003, 08:31:32 PM
Q: Isn't it a good feeling when you read the tabloids and realize that a lot of famous people are as messed up as you are?
Post by: Jale on December 23, 2003, 08:25:34 AM
Q: What is better: being famous for being important or being imporant for being famous.
Post by: Swordsplay on December 23, 2003, 08:34:28 PM
Q: If you live on the wrong side of the tracks but get up on the right side of the bed, do those things cancel each other out?
Post by: Jale on December 24, 2003, 09:04:26 AM
Q: What is the purpose of wallpaper when you can just paint a wall?
Post by: nolimit19 on December 26, 2003, 05:44:01 PM
Q. what is this site really about??
Post by: Jale on December 27, 2003, 07:11:29 AM
Q: What is This Site really about?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 27, 2003, 01:31:00 PM
Q: What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a firworks display?
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on December 27, 2003, 01:46:06 PM
Q: Why is it blue?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 27, 2003, 11:04:12 PM
Q: When you cut the legs off jeans to make cutoffs, don't you feel follish for just a moment as you stand there holding two worthless denim legs?
Post by: nolimit19 on December 28, 2003, 04:45:17 AM
Q: will nintendo finally regain the #1 spot in the console wars next generation?
Post by: Jale on December 28, 2003, 11:19:04 AM
Q: Mugs. Whats up with that?
Post by: Swordsplay on December 30, 2003, 04:36:09 AM
Q: People will say, "This country is goin' down the tubes." What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there's more than one tube? It would seem to me for one country all you need is one tube. Does every state have to have its own tube?
Post by: Jale on December 30, 2003, 08:32:03 AM
Q: What is the capital of Abbysinia?
Post by: SearanoX on December 30, 2003, 08:40:16 AM
Answer: That would depend on the height of the hill that you are standing on when regaring a loon migration. Should it be over the required depth, then the answer is Pi, whereas if it is in zero gravity, the answer is yes.
Question: How many pairs of glasses does it take to repair a locomotive?
Post by: Jale on December 30, 2003, 12:37:42 PM
The type of glasses
The colour of the workman's shirt
Q: What is the optimum size for a brussel sprout?
Post by: xanrastafari on December 31, 2003, 03:29:21 PM
Q:What is Sleepytime Gorilla Museum?
Post by: Jale on January 01, 2004, 07:15:24 AM
Q: What is the meaning of "Same difference"
Post by: SearanoX on January 01, 2004, 07:25:38 AM
Question: Give three words that rhyme with "purple".
Anyone who knows what Durotar is gets a cookie.
Post by: Jale on January 01, 2004, 10:06:48 AM
Furball
Herbal
Q: Where is the ancient Hittite civilisaiton in relation to modern day countries. (lotta respect if you get this)
Post by: SearanoX on January 01, 2004, 10:14:30 AM
If that's right, I'll move along to the next question.
Post by: Jale on January 01, 2004, 10:33:05 AM
Post by: SearanoX on January 01, 2004, 11:20:02 AM
Post by: CardBoardBox on January 01, 2004, 01:19:57 PM
Post by: Swordsplay on January 01, 2004, 10:15:35 PM
Q: What year in world history do you suppose the first person with really clean fingernails appeared?
Post by: Jale on January 02, 2004, 08:45:26 AM
Q: How does he do it?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 07, 2004, 07:52:04 PM
Q: I checked on a bottle of honey that obviously said honey on the label, and was curious what it was going to say what the ingrediants were. The ingrediants were: honey. Why even bother putting that stupid on there?
Post by: Jale on January 08, 2004, 08:08:26 AM
Q: Why do people like watching other people get hurt?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 12, 2004, 09:30:07 PM
Q: If life is sacred, and everything that was alive is dead, and everything alive right now is going to die, where does the sacred part come in?
Post by: Jale on January 13, 2004, 09:34:25 AM
Q: Why dont they teach kids in Sunday School about Soddom and Gommorah?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 20, 2004, 04:10:16 PM
Q: We have mileage, yardage, and footage, why not inchange?
Post by: Jale on January 21, 2004, 08:05:31 AM
Q) What would be the benefit of condensing a dictionary to fit on a pinhead?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 22, 2004, 06:01:54 AM
Q: Why does everything taste like chicken?
Post by: Jale on January 22, 2004, 07:52:29 AM
Q) What is your favourite colour?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 22, 2004, 03:25:40 PM
Q: "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all." Do we even have to talk about this? It should be obvious. If you've seen one, you've seen one. If you've seen them all, vou've seen them all. I don't understand how this expression even got started, do you?
Post by: Jale on January 23, 2004, 07:45:23 AM
FYI Colour is the true english spelling of the word color (a wierd american perversion of our language
)Q) WHy don't you see white dog turds anymore?
Post by: evil intentions on January 23, 2004, 08:00:34 AM
Q. Do you like eggs too?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 23, 2004, 05:21:19 PM
FYI Jale, I was born in England, and knew that, i was messing with your head. Just kidding around.
Q: Does anyone else like the eggs?
Post by: RABicle on January 23, 2004, 09:18:15 PM
Q: What mp3 are you listening to right now?
Post by: evil intentions on January 24, 2004, 06:53:56 AM
Q. Eggs!
Post by: Swordsplay on January 24, 2004, 12:09:44 PM
Q: If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?
Post by: PaLaDiN on January 24, 2004, 02:42:04 PM
Q: Chivalry's dead, but what killed it?
Post by: Dirk Temporo on January 24, 2004, 03:58:32 PM
Q: What is the capital of Assyria?
Post by: Rud Rudiger on January 24, 2004, 06:00:24 PM
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 24, 2004, 06:57:20 PM
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a horse?
Post by: Dirk Temporo on January 25, 2004, 07:39:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Rud Rudiger
A: Cheqolovania
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
HA! That's wrong! Not that I care or anything...
A: A lot.
Post by: Jale on January 25, 2004, 08:57:19 AM
Post by: Swordsplay on January 25, 2004, 05:14:16 PM
Q: People seem to think that if there's some problem that makes them unhappy in this country, all they have to do is stage a big march and everything will change. When will they learn?
Post by: Jale on January 26, 2004, 08:09:36 AM
Q) What is the point of WAP?
Post by: Swordsplay on January 26, 2004, 11:53:30 AM
Q: "Boy, he really takes the cake." Where? Where did he take the cake? To the movies? Down to the bakery, to see the other cakes? And how come he takes the cake? How come he doesn't take the pie?
Post by: Jale on January 27, 2004, 08:12:19 AM
Q) What type of pie was it?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 27, 2004, 03:47:31 PM
B.) If my head was under her leg, under my arm, under her toe, what position would we be in?
Post by: Jale on January 28, 2004, 08:38:09 AM
Q) So. Butter. What's up with that?
Post by: ThePerm on February 15, 2006, 12:37:53 PM
Q) Can we put this in Ty's Funhouse?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 15, 2006, 06:20:15 PM
Q: Why don't you just start a new one?
Post by: Garnee on February 21, 2006, 03:01:13 PM
Q: If a n00b is owned in a forest, alone, does he make a sound?
Post by: TMW on February 21, 2006, 03:50:41 PM
Q: I pwnt, therefore I am awesome?
Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 07:02:53 PM
Q: What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Post by: Nile Boogie on February 22, 2006, 08:20:24 AM
Q: 20 + 23 =____
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 08:32:10 AM
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a horse?
Post by: vudu on February 22, 2006, 08:58:25 AM
Q: Think you can fit another pair of breasts into your avatar? You know, just for the fun of it.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 22, 2006, 11:28:32 AM
Q: why hasn't this thread moved to the Funhouse yet?
Post by: nickmitch on February 22, 2006, 02:45:06 PM
Q: If I have a perm, then should the perm change his name?
Post by: wandering on February 22, 2006, 04:01:56 PM
Q: do you have a perm?
Post by: Nile Boogie on February 23, 2006, 02:58:34 AM
Q: What is 360?
