As bad as that is, youtube is helpfully pointing me to other terrible DK songs, like the DK Bohemian Rhapsody. I tapped out in under a minute.
Traitor! Invincible Kongey Donk Kong is clearly working for the Kremlings.
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Khushrenada on June 16, 2017, 03:30:26 AM
He needs to return to Donkey Kong country and check in with Funky Kong for a ride in his Jumbo Barrel at Funky Flights. Funky's cool and sick beats will properly restore his musical sensibilities to the proper Kong Kollective aesthetic. In fact, I think I might just take out my boom box and listen to some of those sweet jams again myself.
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: King of Twitch on June 16, 2017, 02:25:23 PM
He needs to return to Donkey Kong country and check in with Funky Kong for a ride in his Jumbo Barrel at Funky Flights. Funky's cool and sick beats will properly restore his musical sensibilities to the proper Kong Kollective aesthetic. In fact, I think I might just take out my boom box and listen to some of those sweet jams again myself.
Hey guys why are you all surrounding me like that? Why are you all moving towards me at the same time with that look in your eyes and angrily clenching a banana... hey I'm just an ape like you, trying to make it in this... AHHHH
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Phil on June 16, 2017, 05:00:48 PM
Am I allowed to post in this forum since I'm now a member of the Kong Kollective? I want to be like that woman who spent time with the gorillas decades ago.
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: pokepal148 on June 16, 2017, 05:59:07 PM
Am I allowed to post in this forum since I'm now a member of the Kong Kollective? I want to be like that woman who spent time with the gorillas decades ago.
Welcome aboard to pardner!
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Stratos on June 16, 2017, 09:53:15 PM
Here is a link to the image. It is hosted on my account so feel free to link to it directly. Join us Phil! The more the merrier!
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Order.RSS on June 18, 2017, 08:54:57 AM
Suggested monikers (monkeyners?) for Phil: Kong-Phil-A, Harry Donkey & the Philosopher's Kong, Philanthrophic Kong, Philthy Kong the Third, Yoga Philates Kong, Like Phil In A DK Barrel, or Science-Philction Kong.
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Phil on June 18, 2017, 01:40:06 PM
I just have two concerns:
1) I want to remain a beacon of hope for forum change (and to not make newcomers to the site think we've all gone bananas and that makes them avoid us like a Kremling with bad B.O.)
2) I don't want to lose my cute avatar. :(
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: pokepal148 on June 18, 2017, 01:55:17 PM
Am I not cute enough for you?
Title: Re: Remember when the Kong Kollective had that TV gig?
Post by: Stratos on July 11, 2017, 08:54:20 PM
