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Title: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 08, 2016, 01:23:17 PM
To become a Rockin' Ranger of the Junior Jimmy Brigade isn't easy. It takes a mixture of hard work, blackmail and bribery to achieve. Few are able to join it's hallowed ranks but those that do can be assured that they are the Best of the Worst. If you think you have what it takes, then make it known in this thread. We'll run some various forum tests and see just who has the right stuff.
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2016, 11:12:49 PM
Quick question.

Do you remember when we did the Sonic Mafia and the prize was a copy of the Sonic Bioware RPG for DS?  And then I, the LeBron James of Mafia, won and you sent me the game?  Well, I found that envelope recently (total pack rat, this guy), and I was wondering if you're still at the same address.  I just want to know where to send the blackmail to.

JK!


Or am I?


Nah, I'm totes kidding.


Or maybe I'm not kidding?
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2016, 11:13:14 PM
Sike! I'm definitely kidding!
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 08, 2016, 11:26:07 PM
It doesn't matter. I'm not at the same address and I never use my real name. Just ask the people I've been trading Animal Crossing cards with. I wonder if you still have the same address yourself? Blackmailing the blackmailer. Now that right there is a lesson for everyone of what it takes to qualify to be a Junior Ranger.
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2016, 11:33:50 PM
No. But here's a fun fact about that address:

A starting quarterback in the Sugar Bowl (I won't name names, but it was before the playoffs were a thing) slept in the room that was once my bedroom.  And he totally had more sex in that room than I did. :(
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 08, 2016, 11:38:07 PM
That was your room?!
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2016, 11:47:53 PM
I see someone saw the videos.  You know, I was kinda worried they would paint over the "Nintendo Red" that the walls were.  But, I didn't think they'd do THAT.  Now, I kinda wish they had. :(
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2016, 11:48:37 PM
Luckily, none of that was my furniture.

(Thank Arceus)
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: pokepal148 on July 09, 2016, 12:03:37 AM
I think the whole NWR Junior Ranger training regimen goes something like this.

Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 09, 2016, 12:09:26 AM
I didn't just see the videos. I was in them!
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: pokepal148 on July 09, 2016, 12:53:19 AM
you were using your "Bulk" alt account.
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Mop it up on July 18, 2016, 03:48:27 PM
I take a vacation and this is what happens? I'm never leaving this place again.

Seriously though, congratulations mate. You've earned it.
Title: Re: So, You Think You Can Be A Junior Ranger?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 18, 2016, 07:50:35 PM
I take a vacation and this is what happens? I'm never leaving this place again.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab3b639e480998c5ac8ec10bec761ecb2fcf7192c7138e850836ed295a56435d.jpg)

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Seriously though, congratulations mate. You've earned it.

Aw thanks. How would you like a title change? Whatever you want, it's on me.