They're going to build a wall to keep third parties out.
And make the 3rd parties pay for the wall.
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Post by: Stratos on March 24, 2016, 01:40:55 PM
This is actually sounding more and more accurate every moment.
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Post by: pokepal148 on March 24, 2016, 02:26:46 PM
EA ain't bringing their best games, their bringing old ports, their bringing Vita ports, and one of them might be decent, maybe.
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Post by: Stratos on March 24, 2016, 06:46:11 PM
The platform just proposed a ban on all Ubisoft titles on the system because of the threat of crappy casual titles slipping into the library.
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Post by: ShyGuy on March 24, 2016, 07:09:37 PM
The most luxurious, classy, console available. Better than anything by Low Energy Microsoft or Little Sony.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
Post by: Stratos on March 24, 2016, 07:27:29 PM
The system got started when it was given a small loan of a million dollars from Mr. Yamauchi.
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Post by: Shaymin on March 24, 2016, 08:54:54 PM
The PS4 is such a low energy system. Sad!
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Post by: pokepal148 on March 24, 2016, 08:56:51 PM
The iPhone isn't a threat to The Trump because Apple has leaks coming out of their wherever.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
Post by: pokepal148 on May 10, 2016, 06:38:31 PM
"I don't like E3, I don't think E3 treats me fairly. Thus I've decided to skip E3."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trimp
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 10, 2016, 10:22:14 PM
This thread is genius, sorry I missed it. Anyhow...
"Little Microsoft says I have small third party support. Look at this third party support, is it small? And he says if my third party is support is small, then something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trimp
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 10, 2016, 10:24:36 PM
"I said if the 3DS weren't my handheld system, perhaps I'd be dating it."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 10, 2016, 11:19:37 PM
"I would bring back region locking and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than region locking."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: UncleBob on May 10, 2016, 11:20:22 PM
Is this politics?
Hell, I'm not even sure if the subject being satirized counts as politics.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on May 11, 2016, 12:17:07 AM
"I don't like E3, I don't think E3 treats me fairly. Thus I've decided to skip E3."
"I've always thought E3 was a wonderful woman and I respect her immensely."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 12, 2016, 12:59:09 PM
"I like America. I just sold my baseball team to somebody from America."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 13, 2016, 09:56:52 AM
I just got a Japan sales report from this time next year.
PS4: Over 9000 units. Xbox One: 6 units. The Trump “It’s none of your business.”
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: lolmonade on May 13, 2016, 03:08:13 PM
In a lot of ways I think the Wii was the "Trumpiest" of consoles.
Taken not seriously at introduction for not being a serious console & sorely underpowered compared to its competitors.
Casuals latch on to the message and gobble it up, catching everyone by surprise, while the "establishment" consoles (Xbox 360/PS3) witness its meteoric rise.
Nintendo sees Xbox 360 & PS3 as "not competition" mostly because they're blowing them out of the water in sales.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Stratos on May 13, 2016, 06:38:05 PM
In a lot of ways I think the Wii was the "Trumpiest" of consoles.
Taken not seriously at introduction for not being a serious console & sorely underpowered compared to its competitors.
Casuals latch on to the message and gobble it up, catching everyone by surprise, while the "establishment" consoles (Xbox 360/PS3) witness its meteoric rise.
Nintendo sees Xbox 360 & PS3 as "not competition" mostly because they're blowing them out of the water in sales.
Well we know where the Wii ended up. Does that mean we can extrapolate political outcomes?
Wii becomes number one with sports games and fitness. But after a few years, a lack of quality, substantive titles and a flooding of cheap party game collections causes interest to dry up.
Wii U is released far later than it should have to maintain interest but with a promise of the perfect marriage of core and casual, only to completely flop because of an even sparser release schedule and a flooding in the one genre with quality releases: platformers.
People tire of both platformers and the Wii/Wii U and gamers pin their hopes on the next election cycle and the mysterious candidate known as the NX. No one knows if this NX is of the Grand Old Console Party or the Hip and forward thinking Handheld Party. All the while the Hybrid Coalition of Systems holds out that their party is finally doing to receive some much needed time in the spotlight of gaming politics.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on May 13, 2016, 11:08:37 PM
This console will be tremendously popular. It will be made in China. Because China has been making Nintendo consoles for years. The Chinese are experts at making Nintendo consoles and selling them in America. Nintendo is an excellent company, with an excellent staff. All other console manufacturers will be losers. The games that come out with be the greatest ever made.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Triforce Hermit on May 14, 2016, 05:46:42 AM
We will make cartridges great again.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Shaymin on May 14, 2016, 09:51:04 AM
Funny story: I asked someone at Nintendo about the time Howard Lincoln gave an interview as a generic publicist named John Miller, and the line went dead. I couldn't get back to the person I was talking to when I called back in.
Sad!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: supermario2k on May 17, 2016, 02:01:57 AM
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 17, 2016, 02:51:58 PM
The Trump will never not have games because we make the games.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on May 17, 2016, 04:18:08 PM
Liar Sony and their PS4 try to pad their lineup with vaporware like The Last Guardian and Shenmue 3. Sad!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on May 17, 2016, 08:29:03 PM
A famous critic has said the console fells like taking a Trump on the loo.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on May 17, 2016, 08:29:23 PM
That is to say it's ****.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 19, 2016, 09:31:42 PM
"Women who purchase an Xbox One should be forced to punish themselves for their crimes"
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Phil on May 19, 2016, 09:36:08 PM
The console's hair (I guess that's what it is supposed to be) acts as a dust cover.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 19, 2016, 11:24:29 PM
"What happened is I was rough on Rare because I didn't think they treated me properly. I helped them, really helped them. Gave them a lot of money.... They were ungrateful, (for not putting Rare Replay on the Wii U.) which is okay, a lot of people are ungrateful… let’s see what happens,”
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 25, 2016, 08:43:44 PM
"Since people seem to be concerned about us using outdated hardware I'll just point out that the dedicated Sound Chips we're using in The Trump are industry leading. Way better than the crap Phony Sony and Lofty Microsoft use.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on May 26, 2016, 04:51:22 PM
Can we get moneyhats out of gaming?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 28, 2016, 02:30:51 PM
In response to complaints about a shortage of games on The Trump a NOA spokesperson made the following statement: "There is no drought."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 28, 2016, 06:51:29 PM
The Trump agreed to debate "Crazy" PS4 Neo, then he backed out of it, then he agreed, then he backed out again. Now he says he's going to debate "Crooked" X-two-bone or "Crazy" PS4 Neo, whoever the rival (better, more electable) console may be.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on May 28, 2016, 09:31:13 PM
Nintendo says if you pay them 10 million dollars they'll show off The Trump at this year's E3 after all.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2016, 10:52:50 PM
Don't believe the biased and phony media quoting their uncle who works for Nintendo. The only quote that matters is a quote from the system itself!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on May 31, 2016, 11:52:26 PM
I hear the Trump controller will have big fake boobs. The perfect companion.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Plugabugz on June 01, 2016, 02:46:22 AM
Will there be a petition to have it banned from the UK?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: oohhboy on June 01, 2016, 04:15:55 AM
Trump: I like consoles that weren't captured.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on June 06, 2016, 02:01:05 AM
"Oh look at my Indie Developer over here. Look at it. Isn't it the greatest?"
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2016, 01:31:19 PM
Nintendo is getting bad marks from certain sites because we have a small development staff. But small is good, flexible, save money and number one!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2016, 01:42:40 PM
I am reading IGN very little lately because they are so biased against Nintendo. Articles are predictable garbage! IGN is one big lie!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 06, 2016, 09:36:20 PM
"I'm building a wall. I'm trying to keep business out of Sega. Sega's fine," Trump said. "He's of Sega heritage, and he's very proud of it, as I am of where I come from."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 06, 2016, 09:36:46 PM
Side note - when did pokepal148 become the greatest poster of all time?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2016, 09:55:36 PM
When Khushrenada had to focus his attention between two prominent accounts.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2016, 03:50:48 AM
some news sites a declaring ps5 the winner of the next console war, even though it has yet to be released. A lot of developers say they will support it, but that could change at launch.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on June 16, 2016, 02:49:11 AM
“They have to get tougher. They have get sharper, They have to get smarter. They have to have to -- Third Parties -- either stick together or let me just do it by myself. I'll do very well."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on June 26, 2016, 01:52:52 AM
The console has decided to allow third party games on the system as long as they aren't from "Terror Publishers" . When asked what would quantify as a "Terror Publisher" Nintendo responded: "They're pretty well-decided. All you have to do is look!"
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Phil on June 26, 2016, 04:09:38 PM
Hmm? Why is Pokepal's name grey?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Stratos on June 26, 2016, 05:00:14 PM
I'm guessing his SuperTrumpEntertainmentSystem jokes went one step too far? That was one of his last posts. Though I would have figured he would have received a warning first? Maybe he did and ignored it?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Khushrenada on June 26, 2016, 05:09:28 PM
Could be but I also notice the PS4K thread in General Gaming has completely disappeared and been nuked off these forums. I know Pokepal148 was a posting a bit in that near the end. Maybe he did something there that went too far and got the whole thread canned along with himself in the process. Too bad. I was interested in reading a bit more of what oohhboy and ThePerm were going on about because they could make some interesting points but it got too lengthy and wordy for awhile for me to keep up and bother. I figured it would make a great rainy day thread when there wasn't much action happening on the forums. You know, like most days! Ha ha ha. *sigh* I don't if I'm coming or going anymore.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on June 26, 2016, 11:39:42 PM
Sony is trying to wash away their bad judgement call on the Vita with big dollar PS4 NEO ads. Disgraceful!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Shaymin on June 27, 2016, 07:45:22 AM
There's a rumor that the Trump's pack-in game is going to get leaked on Twitter soon...
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Phil on June 27, 2016, 01:20:49 PM
Pokepal is a better poster than all of you. Never be-queef his name again.
Because of this thread? It's not even funny. You seem to think it is a great thread for some reason but I can't understand why you or anyone else would likes this. It's not incisive political satire, it's not a smart parody, nor does it display any kind of wit, nuance or irony. It's just boring. Taking something Donald Trump says and replacing a word or two with a videogame related word doesn't make the statement suddenly funnier. It doesn't make the existing real statement suddenly seem crazier than it was before. It doesn't make the newly invented statement sound like any other existing statements made by Nintendo or from others in the videogame industry. Yet, that's the punchline, I guess.
Here's one for you:
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former casual gamers and the sons of former hardcore gamers will be able to sit down together at the table of Nintendo.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Microsoft, a state sweltering with the heat of injust online policies, sweltering with the heat of oppressive Kinect integration, will be transformed into an oasis of free online and just an overall better designed console and UI.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Nintendo will not be judged by the controls of their consoles but by the content of their games.
MLKJ, Trump, whatever. Does it really matter whose words one uses? What's the joke? Changing the statement or who's making the statement? Is that better or worse than what's come before in this thead? There's a reason I haven't done anything in this thread and that's because I just don't get it. I don't understand what the appeal is. Anyways, that's my hot, hot, hot take on this thread and most likely my only participation in it. If you do like it, that's fine. I don't want to be pissing all over your parade. I expect this to be the full extent of my involvement in the thread so don't fear more of this from me in it. I've just been trying to figure it out for sometime now and have been curious as to what the answer of this mystery might be.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on June 28, 2016, 01:56:16 PM
Pokepal is a better poster than all of you. Never be-queef his name again.
Because of this thread? It's not even funny. You seem to think it is a great thread for some reason but I can't understand why you or anyone else would likes this. It's not incisive political satire, it's not a smart parody, nor does it display any kind of wit, nuance or irony. It's just boring. Taking something Donald Trump says and replacing a word or two with a videogame related word doesn't make the statement suddenly funnier. It doesn't make the existing real statement suddenly seem crazier than it was before. It doesn't make the newly invented statement sound like any other existing statements made by Nintendo or from others in the videogame industry. Yet, that's the punchline, I guess.
Here's one for you:
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former casual gamers and the sons of former hardcore gamers will be able to sit down together at the table of Nintendo.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Microsoft, a state sweltering with the heat of injust online policies, sweltering with the heat of oppressive Kinect integration, will be transformed into an oasis of free online and just an overall better designed console and UI.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Nintendo will not be judged by the controls of their consoles but by the content of their games.
MLKJ, Trump, whatever. Does it really matter whose words one uses? What's the joke? Changing the statement or who's making the statement? Is that better or worse than what's come before in this thead? There's a reason I haven't done anything in this thread and that's because I just don't get it. I don't understand what the appeal is. Anyways, that's my hot, hot, hot take on this thread and most likely my only participation in it. If you do like it, that's fine. I don't want to be pissing all over your parade. I expect this to be the full extent of my involvement in the thread so don't fear more of this from me in it. I've just been trying to figure it out for sometime now and have been curious as to what the answer of this mystery might be.
reading tha post. The joke is we can't openly talk about politics on the forum. Its a rule violation. However, talking about politics by covering up to make it look like we're talking about consoles is funny. But only in the context where you can't talk about politics. Trump is an example of someone who was really famous before he got(deep) into politics. You could say without being political that Trump is a great marketer and good at promoting himself. Nintendo has at times been either great promoters of themselves, or totally not.
Imagining Nintendo promote themselves like Trump does is somewhat hilarious. They have been the "please understand" people for 2 generations. The old guard NOA were pretty much like that though. Reggie has some of that personality. I think Nintendo for 2 generations believes its not competing with everyone when the public sees it that way and uses their money that way.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: oohhboy on June 29, 2016, 11:28:02 PM
I don't think there is going to be much more comedy to be had going forwards as the messaging from Drumf is getting really dark and has loss all sense of irony and is self parodying. I am going to leave it to the professionals like Trevor Noah(He is so fucking killing it, its great), Colbert and John Oliver.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: nickmitch on June 30, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
I like Trevor Noah too. I've seen articles rating him negatively, but they're all written by people who clearly don't remember how long Stewart's run really was.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 30, 2016, 09:59:07 PM
Pokepal is a better poster than all of you. Never be-queef his name again.
Because of this thread? It's not even funny. You seem to think it is a great thread for some reason but I can't understand why you or anyone else would likes this. It's not incisive political satire, it's not a smart parody, nor does it display any kind of wit, nuance or irony. It's just boring. Taking something Donald Trump says and replacing a word or two with a videogame related word doesn't make the statement suddenly funnier. It doesn't make the existing real statement suddenly seem crazier than it was before. It doesn't make the newly invented statement sound like any other existing statements made by Nintendo or from others in the videogame industry. Yet, that's the punchline, I guess.
Here's one for you:
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former casual gamers and the sons of former hardcore gamers will be able to sit down together at the table of Nintendo.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Microsoft, a state sweltering with the heat of injust online policies, sweltering with the heat of oppressive Kinect integration, will be transformed into an oasis of free online and just an overall better designed console and UI.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Nintendo will not be judged by the controls of their consoles but by the content of their games.
MLKJ, Trump, whatever. Does it really matter whose words one uses? What's the joke? Changing the statement or who's making the statement? Is that better or worse than what's come before in this thead? There's a reason I haven't done anything in this thread and that's because I just don't get it. I don't understand what the appeal is. Anyways, that's my hot, hot, hot take on this thread and most likely my only participation in it. If you do like it, that's fine. I don't want to be pissing all over your parade. I expect this to be the full extent of my involvement in the thread so don't fear more of this from me in it. I've just been trying to figure it out for sometime now and have been curious as to what the answer of this mystery might be.
Yep.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: oohhboy on July 01, 2016, 12:05:48 AM
I like Trevor Noah too. I've seen articles rating him negatively, but they're all written by people who clearly don't remember how long Stewart's run really was.
I love Stewart, but the best way I could describe him when he left is that he was getting into "Old Spice" territory. He could have kept going for sure, but he left at the top and I respect him immensely for it. When he returns once in a while he plays the burnt out retired dude quite well.
I am not sure who picked Trevor, but it is genius. He is everything the "Right" fear and loath all in one package. He has no problem making fun of his background and foreignness making for a great backdrop and contrast as to how the World sees America. He is also an equal opportunist comedian so as long he doesn't punch down he will be alright.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 01, 2016, 06:32:06 AM
I don't find him funny at all, it's mainly his delivery. They should have gone with Hasan Minhaj if there were set on using someone who was already on the show.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 01, 2016, 06:34:49 AM
Or pokepal, so his posting talents could extend to basic cable.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Shaymin on July 01, 2016, 07:37:00 AM
Scott Moffitt looks at Nintendo NY and asks "How is the Trump not selling better? We got all these people here, buying the Trump!"
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on July 14, 2016, 12:13:07 AM
I'm sorry but I find the female question plain stupid one. Not saying anything bad about Females. Its just that in business terms, men are just more suited for this more than women.
A Nintendo spokesperson echoed this sentiment and then added: "We have a great relationship with the females, the females love us. Did you see how many copies of Animal Crossing we sold last month? We're talking yuge numbers."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on July 24, 2016, 03:37:19 PM
Worthless Microsoft just dropped the price of the Xbox One to $249. Wii U is still $300. The Wii U is clearly the better, more successful system and we haven't even started with the Trump yet. Sad!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Phil on July 24, 2016, 05:13:24 PM
The Trump console from Nintendo would probably be more hilarious if it wasn't so immensely dangerous to the future of the industry.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on July 24, 2016, 07:22:21 PM
Or the world.....
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on August 26, 2016, 06:54:36 PM
"We believe we’ve got a strong concept for The Trump. Nobody has a strong concept for their consoles like we do. That I can tell you."
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Silenced on August 27, 2016, 01:28:17 AM
Will it be great though? Will this console be great?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Khushrenada on August 27, 2016, 01:37:31 AM
Some say Nintendo has never lost their greatness and has always been great and still is great. How do you respond to those claims?
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 27, 2016, 11:07:45 AM
The Trump console from Nintendo would probably be more hilarious if it wasn't so immensely dangerous to the future of the industry.
But you should buy it, because what do you have to lose?
You live in gaming poverty, your system sucks, and it has no games. 58% of you can't get the games you want, so what the hell do you have to lose?
And after 4 years, The Trump guarantees that it will have 95% of all games released on the platform.
Don't buy into the corrupt Playstation Foundation. Bunch a crooks. and don't support #XboxGamesMatter, because they don't.
Make Gaming Great Again!!! Buy The Trump!!
oh, and let me tell you about the Firewall we are going to build...
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on September 30, 2016, 07:51:07 PM
I would like to assure you that the Nintendo Classic Mini: Famicom Controllers weren't designed for use only by people with small hands. They were designed for people with strong hands like mine!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: pokepal148 on October 11, 2016, 01:31:11 AM
We will unveil The Trump when we are ready to unveil The Trump and let me tell you folks, it's gonna be a hyuge announcement.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on October 11, 2016, 08:16:00 PM
We're going to put the NX into furniture stores, that way when you go furniture shopping it'll be right there for you to grab.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on October 11, 2016, 08:17:04 PM
One of the apps will be Locker room talk.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2016, 08:23:10 PM
Can't have people going around groping HDMI ports.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: lolmonade on October 14, 2016, 01:44:35 PM
And when we play the new Mario, we see koopas walking by, and we'll just grab em by the p-wing.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: supermario2k on October 17, 2016, 12:01:13 PM
Man I know this thread started as a joke but this whole damn election is nothing but a damn joke. I will be so glad when it is over, at this point I don't even care the outcome just let's get past it and move on with our lives.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ThePerm on October 17, 2016, 04:02:42 PM
at least for 3.5 years.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on October 17, 2016, 07:30:54 PM
Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: ShyGuy on October 17, 2016, 10:30:10 PM
Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.
Break free Australia! Break free World! You don't have to build a wall! You can build a moat instead!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on October 18, 2016, 12:14:28 AM
BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A MOAT OH AMAZING ONE!!
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Phil on October 18, 2016, 12:28:32 AM
Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.
It's not just Australia. It's the world, really.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Wah on October 18, 2016, 12:30:47 AM
About the nukes? or the lapdog thing?XD
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: supermario2k on October 18, 2016, 10:42:28 AM
Nukes should be the last thing you need to worry about, this isn't WWII we're not in a position to just shoot those things off willy nilly we're flat fucking broke.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Shaymin on October 18, 2016, 07:44:51 PM
And with that, I think it's time we invoke the nuclear option on this thread.
Title: Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
Post by: Khushrenada on October 18, 2016, 08:09:44 PM
I don't know. If we wait long enough, I'm sure someone can make this thread great again. Just kidding. It was never great.
