Post by: PiGPEN on July 21, 2003, 12:05:40 AM
The Link Soap
Link travels through a lush forest surrounded by the gentlest of creatures.
Link sees before him the gleaming light of the Master Sword.
From the darkness appears Ganon (pig-form).
Ganon: GWAWAWAWAWA
Link yells and screams at the dark force of Ganon but not a sound passes his mouth.
Ganon: You Cannot Speak
Link runs towards the Master Sword
Ganon: You Cannot Reach The Sword
Link runs faster and faster but gains no ground. The Master Sword is always just that little further.
Ganon: You Dont Want To Hurt Me
Ganon: You Love Me...
Ganon: And I Love You
Link awakes in a cold sweat. Zelda lies next to him in their palace bedroom.
Zelda: Go back to sleep honey
Zelda: I love you
But Link cant sleep. He leaves the bed. Makes his way out of the castle.
Guard: Good Morning, Sir
Link: really?
Guard: Well uh...
Link leaves before he has a chance to answer.
Link wanders through the nearby forest.
The light of the moon shines through the leaves.
Link: It hurts...It hurts so much
Link: But why do i feel this way?
Link: Why do i love Ganon?...
...to be continued...
(if anyone would like to add to the story feel free to do so)
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 21, 2003, 12:39:41 AM
And if he's still 10 years old, why is he sharing a bed with Zelda? Are they camping?
Post by: PiGPEN on July 21, 2003, 12:51:30 AM
Post by: PIAC on July 21, 2003, 02:03:51 AM
Post by: Berny on July 22, 2003, 05:20:28 PM
Link+bestiality=
I give this story
COME ON PEOPLE!
Post by: Gibdo Master on July 22, 2003, 06:03:39 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 23, 2003, 12:23:17 AM
The same cannot be said for the Kokiri...
Post by: PiGPEN on July 23, 2003, 10:29:01 PM
Link: why do i love you Ganon?
Zelda: cuz youre a sick ****
Link: Hey where'd you come from?
Zelda: lets not worry about the inconstantencies of this story
Zelda: GUARDS! take him to the dungeon!
The guards rush in and take Link off to the dungeon
Zelda: For being a homosexual i sentence you to ife in prison
Link: wait hold on a sec...im a homo so my punishment is...
Zelda: life in prison
Link: i'll be locked away with men for the rest of my life without a woman in sight?
Zelda: uh-huh
Link: ...fine with me
Zelda storms off and out of the dungeon
Link makes conversation with his cell mate
Link: uh..hi im Link
Ingo: My names Ingo...what chu in for?
Link: for breaking the princess' heart
Ingo: aw yeah? i used to break hearts too
Ingo: i would scatter them all over Hyrule
Link: ya dont say...
Back in Zelda's chamber
Zelda: something must be done about this abomination
Zelda: something must be done....
...to be continued...
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on July 24, 2003, 05:22:47 AM
Post by: PIAC on July 24, 2003, 10:15:46 AM
Post by: PiGPEN on July 27, 2003, 11:17:53 PM
anyway whats the big deal? are you homophobes or something?
if you want the story to tone down you can step in at any moment and put in your own chapter...
if not i guess i'll keep writing it
Post by: PIAC on July 27, 2003, 11:28:13 PM
and if i wanted homo-erotic stories i would go to www.gheystoriesaboutlink.com or something :\
Post by: PiGPEN on July 27, 2003, 11:33:14 PM
(why is ghey a banned word?)
Post by: Hostile Creation on July 29, 2003, 04:45:28 PM
j/kI can give you an actually funny script if you want, but for now I'm just going to hang around the report a mod button with PIAC.
Post by: Oblivious on July 30, 2003, 03:39:00 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on July 30, 2003, 01:58:48 PM
The End
I'd say this is the best post so far.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 30, 2003, 02:07:20 PM
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Originally posted by: Oblivious
This story is just wrong. Not right. WRONG! Link is not ghey. He's such a ladies man. I mean think about it. In OOT (he may or may not understand) he meets up with Malon, Saria, Princess Ruto, AND Zelda, of course. This is sick.
Link never touched any of them, and he wears white tights.
Post by: Shorty McNostril on July 30, 2003, 03:39:15 PM
Post by: Game_Master on July 30, 2003, 06:26:35 PM
Post by: Lil Ayrill on July 31, 2003, 04:46:13 PM
Post by: Klutzy Girl on August 01, 2003, 03:12:02 PM
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I would still like to see the ending of the story. Even if the whole story is ghey.
Are you kidding me?!?! I wouldn't want to see that even if my life depended on it!!!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on August 01, 2003, 03:42:49 PM
Post by: Klutzy Girl on August 01, 2003, 04:09:27 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on August 03, 2003, 02:16:49 AM
Post by: Klutzy Girl on August 03, 2003, 04:06:28 PM
Post by: PiGPEN on August 03, 2003, 11:15:26 PM
anyway where was i? oh yeah!
Link and Ingo are in the dungeon sharing horror stories from there adventures...
Link: so then i destroyed all the poofs
Ingo: poofs?
Link: yeah all these pink clouds
Link: then after i destroyed the poofs i jabbed the floating ball
Ingo: err...
Link: yeah a floating eyeball
Ingo: oh
Meanwhile in the princess' quarters...
Zelda: With Link out of the way i can finally gather my evil forces and take over the mushroom kingdom...
Zelda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah thats right...Zelda's after World Domination...gotta problem with that!?
Unfortunatley Zelda's secret evil plan for world domination was said out loud and echoed down the cheap plumbing...
Link: Hey Ingo did you hear that?
Ingo: youre not listening to the plumbing again are you?
Link: Listen thats Zelda's voice...
Link: Shes scheming world domination...We have to save the Mushroom Kingdom!
*Cue Hero Music*
Ingo: wait...we?
...to be continued...
Post by: PiGPEN on August 04, 2003, 12:00:27 AM
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Originally posted by: Hostile Creation
I dunno, but your story is rather. . . lacking in quality. Go to Newgrounds.com and look for the animation called Link's Quest for @ss 2. There are stupid sexual parts, but other than that it's funny. And Link isn't ghey in that one, other characters are. Dude, you can look at Link and tell he's not ghey. Just like you can look at Master Chief and tell that he is
I can give you an actually funny script if you want, but for now I'm just going to hang around the report a mod button with PIAC.
ive made a few animations at newgrounds myself... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/search.php?terms=PiGPEN&kind=a ...the red/blue series is pretty good though the first 2 are a little too short...i also have an episode of the Link Soap there (the Link Soap has been around for many years and taken many incarnations...originally a forum story much like this on Nintendojo) Super Smashed Bros. and Surviving Impact are some of my early works.
Post by: Klutzy Girl on August 04, 2003, 09:02:27 AM
Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 04, 2003, 07:38:05 PM
Post by: Ocarina_Jedi on August 05, 2003, 04:45:51 PM
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Originally posted by: Shorty McNostril
But he's not ahead.
I gotta agree with u there shorty.
How many people really want to see the end of this story? It's just stupid and dosen't belong in a Zelda fan forum. Go trash Zelda somewhere else.
Post by: Oblivious on August 07, 2003, 01:31:44 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on August 09, 2003, 02:49:16 PM
Post by: PiGPEN on August 10, 2003, 11:20:01 PM
Uh letsee Zelda wants to take over the world
Link and Ingo have escaped jail
Link: Now lets go find Ganon
Ingo: huh? why?
Link: Well if anyone knows how to stop Zelda Ganon does
Ingo: uh-huh? ...you're just making an excuse to see him aren't you?
Link: well yeah... but he can still help
Our heros battle thier way out of the castle and into the depths of Hylia
While back with Zelda...
Zelda: GET ME ON THE PHONE WITH PRINCESS TOADSTOOL!
(no im not gonna call her Peach)
Guard: here ive fetched the phone for you
Zelda: Princess Toadstool, relieve your Kingdom or i will take it by force!
Toadstool*phone*: Never! my sacred kingdom will be protected by the heroes of N!
Zelda: HA! ive captured Link and Ganon is in hibernation!
Toadstool*phone*: oh no! ...hold on? hibernation?
Zelda: yes the heroes of N are no more...I will finally obtain the Mushroom Kingdom!
Toadstool*phone*: NO! we still have Mario!
Zelda: you mean fatty?
Toadstool*phone*: uh?
Zelda: you have 24 hours to hand over the Mushroom Kingdom...
Zelda: or i will unleash the Toads!
*Zelda hangs up on Princess Toadstool*
Back with our Heroes...
Link: Where could Ganon be?
Ingo: He's not with the thieves, in the dark realm or at the bar!
Then out from the darkness appears...
Kirby: Hey boys!
Link/Ingo: WOW ITS KIRBY!!!
Link: youre the reason i became gaay! its great to meet you...
Link: youve inspired me so much and...
Kirby: shut up you poncy bitch!
Kirby: im here to tell you where Ganon is...
Ingo: how would you know that?
Kirby: ive been designated as your guide on this quest
Kirby: i'll pop up from time to time out of nowhere to give you some advice
Link: can i have your autograph?
Ingo: so wheres Ganon?
Kirby: he's in a frozen hibernation in the deserted ice caves of the Hylia to the west
Link: please would you sign my...
Ingo: ieuw! put that away!
...to be continued...
Post by: Mario on August 11, 2003, 12:14:21 AM
Kirby owns.
Post by: PiGPEN on August 17, 2003, 08:25:55 PM
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on August 17, 2003, 09:30:07 PM
Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 18, 2003, 11:06:13 PM
Ingo: ieuw! put that away!
I think you went a bit overboard there. Can you sort of show that you have at least a sign of morals and tone it down a bit. Thanks.
And how do you do that quote thing??
Post by: PIAC on August 19, 2003, 02:42:13 AM
Post by: PiGPEN on August 29, 2003, 08:19:59 PM
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Originally posted by: Shorty McNostril
Link: please would you sign my...
Ingo: ieuw! put that away!
I think you went a bit overboard there. Can you sort of show that you have at least a sign of morals and tone it down a bit. Thanks.
And how do you do that quote thing??
...like this...
you're the dirty one cuz Link was saying...
"will you sign my mole infested back?"
to which ingo would say...
"ieuw! put that away!"
assuming makes an ass out of you...
SM: ...and me
yeah i said you
Post by: PiGPEN on August 29, 2003, 08:42:10 PM
Link and Ingo begin their quest to the west (hey that rhymes!)...
Link: are we there yet?
Ingo: no
Link: are we there yet?
Ingo: no
Link: are we there yet?
Ingo: no
While back with the princess Zelda...
Zelda: Move in the troops! Isolate all resources!
HylianGeneral: uh? dont you think you should let me handle this?
Zelda: whos been mastering command&conquer for the past year
HylianGeneral: ...you?
Zelda: YES! Now fall in line!
Princess Zelda rings up Princess Toadstool...
Toadstool: hello?
Zelda: waaaazzzaaapppp
Toadstool: huh?
Zelda: nevermind...
Zelda: my troops are surrounding your castle as we speak...
Toadstool: i'll never surrender my Kingdom!
Zelda: so be it!
At the castle...
A thousand Hylian Soldiers storm the castle looking for Princess Toadstool but to there suprise only find a single mushroom man...
Toad: sorry but my princess is in another castle
HylianSoldier: awwww poo
Back on the phone...
Toadstool: nananananana i tricked yoouuu
Back with our heroes...
Ingo: geez this ice cavern place is pretty far
Link: i know what would make this trip fun...
Link: ...another soap opera plot twist!
..............
Ingo: oh no i think im pregnant
...to be continued...
Post by: KnowsNothing on August 30, 2003, 05:50:52 AM
That was hilarious! Pure comic genious!
except not.
Post by: CardBoardBox on August 31, 2003, 05:19:08 PM
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on August 31, 2003, 05:52:38 PM
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Post by: The Blue Baron on September 04, 2003, 01:06:36 PM
Post by: PiGPEN on September 05, 2003, 09:23:25 PM
In Kokori village...
TownGossip: Hey everyone have you heard?
TownGossip: Princess Zelda is finally freeing the toadstool people
TownGossip: of the Mushroom Kingdom from their evil dictator Princess Toadstool
TownsPeople: where's the Mushroom Kingdom?
In Zelda's Royal chambers...
Zelda: ive sent the propaganda machine into full swing
Zelda: we're free to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
HylianGeneral: now its we eh?
With our heroes...
Link: Ganon's crib isnt far off now
Ingo: its called a lair
Link: aw you dont what you're saying
Link: you're a delirious pregnant shemale
Ingo: HEY i may be pregnant but im still a man!
Link: hmmm... wonder how the baby's gonna come out
Hylian Troops Surround another Toadstool Castle...
Inside...
Mario: Go fish!
Bowser: Uno!
Mario: full-house!
HylianTrooper: what are you playing?
Bowser: multi-card...the winner gets a kiss from Princess Toadstool
Mario: i get 5 continues
(uncomfortable silence)
HylianTrooper: well i guess we'll kill you now
...Hylian Troops kill Mario and Bowser
Back with our heroes...
Ingo: stop i need to use the bathroom
Link: again! just hold it for a second we're nearly there
Our Heroes arrive at Ganons Lair...
GeruduGuard: come this way we've been expecting you
The Gerudu Guard lead Link and Ingo to Ganon's throne...
Ganon: Tremble Before My Might!!!
(Ingo pisses himself)
Ingo: i told you i couldnt hold it
Link: how did you know we were coming?
Ganon: Kirby told me
Link: what else did he tell you?
Ganon: just that we need to join forces to take down Zelda
Link: oh so i guess you havent been told that i-
Back with Zelda...
HylianTattle: Princess Zelda! ive gotton news that Link and Ingo
HylianTattle: have joined forces with Ganon!
Zelda: hold on arent they in jail?
HylianGeneral: what did i tell you about our revolving door prison system
Zelda: oh shut up you!
:Warning:Incoming Plot Twist:
Zelda: lets just hope Link doesnt find out that Ganon's my son
...to be continued...
HylianTattle: hold on that doesnt make any sense
(Zelda shoots Hylian Tattle dead)
HylianGeneral: guess that stress ball i gave you isnt working
Post by: Hostile Creation on September 06, 2003, 04:46:46 AM
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bah. you all have no sense of humor...
No, we have a good sense of humor, there's a difference.
I actually read a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style script once. The person who did it hated WW, so I had to loathe him for that, but his script was, in fact, occassionally funny. I'd offer a few suggestions which would greatly improve it (don't try to parodize every line, Mojo Jojo imitations are NOT funny), but it was kind of funny.
Post by: KnowsNothing on September 06, 2003, 05:30:55 AM
ZWAHHH?!?!?!?!
You've got it ALL mixed up, there.
Post by: PiGPEN on September 14, 2003, 10:03:23 PM
An army of Pig Minions march out of the depths of Ganon's Ice Lair
Ganon: We shall march to Zelda's Castle
Ganon, Link and Ingo enter a rickshaw pulled by a Young Pig Minion
YoungPM: where to boss?
Link: hey i know this place on 5th...
Ganon: No, the castle like i said
While at Princess Zelda's Castle...
Zelda: yes thats right Ganon is my son...
Zelda: when i was just a young girl i had a relationship with...
Zelda: well i dont know who he was what with the amnesia...
HylianGeneral: amnesia?
Zelda: but i was young and in love and...
HylianGeneral: you have amnesia?
Zelda: and stupid enough to think you couldnt get pregnant the first time
Zelda: always use a condom kids (sponsered by Nythanel Death Chemicals)
Zelda: and i gave birth to Ganon when i was just a teenager
Zelda: i love Ganon like a son or atleast a nephew...
Zelda: but now i must destroy him
HylianGeneral: dont care, dont care, dont care
Back with our heroes in the rickshaw...
Ganon: we'll aproach the castle from the south...
Ganon: with a decoy regiment at the north and we'll ambush em
Link: wow you're so smart, so strong...i feel so close to you
Ganon: you're sitting on my tail
Link: i know
Ingo: aghhh... the baby's kickin like a karate/soccer/footballer
Link: yah yah whatever...so Ganon-
Out of nowhere appears Kirby
Kirby: very good youve made it this far
Link: hey munchkin
Kirby: shut up you...youre all going the wrong way though
Ganon: But we're going to the castle to defeat Zelda
Kirby: this is a quest you cant go straight to the end!
Kirby: first you have to go save Princess Peach
Ganon: ohhhh...EVERYONE TURN AROUND!!!
YoungPM: but mister Ganon sir im developing a hernia
Ganon: but you dont have it yet right?
YoungPM: no but-
Ganon: Alright EVERYONE HEAD FOR THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!
Hundreds of thousands of Pig Minions about-face at the same instant
At the toadstool Castle Hylian Troops storm the castle...
and find themselves falling down holes for hours...
Zelda: we're coming close world domination is on the the tip of my tounge
HylianGeneral: want me to get it off
Zelda: we've been through this...i only think of you as a friend
Ingo: hey theres a green sewage pipe...
Ganon: yes that could lead us to the Mushroom kingdom!
Ganon: good job Ingo
Ingo: well actually i was thinkin we could find some pickles in there
Link: why do you want pickles?
Ingo: im pregnant...i want pickles for everything
Ganon's Army and rickshaw enter the dark underground pipe...
Link: Ganon theres been something ive been wanting to tell you...
Link: Ganon...i....lo-lo-lo...Ganon i love you!
What will Ganon say? What will become of the toadstool kingdom?
Who is Ganon's father? Why do i not care?
Find out next time on the Link Soap
...to be continued...
Post by: Marcus Arillius on September 19, 2003, 04:10:00 AM
Zelda: Everything is falling into place now... the spell I placed on Link is working perfectly... He's completely head over heals for Gannon.
Back at Gannon's
Gannon is looming over a magical crystal ball.... He's spying on Princess Zelda....
GANNON: Muah ha ha hah *hack.. cough* excuse me.... muah ha ha hah. The spell I placed on Zelda is working perfectly.... she did exactly what i wanted.... While i used my ability to manipulate her alliance between good evil... so she will be more devilish... (yeah.... its a gift) this in turn allowed me to manipulate her to use her ability to manipulate love.... this way she has made that insufferable Link to fall in love with me and track me down. Now that he's in my lair I can finally do away with him. Muah ha ha ha. Muah ha ah.
What will become of Link? Will he break free of Zelda's love spell? Will Zelda break free of Gannon's evil spell? Will Gannon break free of Louie teh cat's spell? Find out on the next exciting episode of the Link Soap.
Post by: PiGPEN on September 20, 2003, 09:35:17 PM
but 2 can play at that...
Ganon: with the use of my magic ive taken over Zelda so she could take over Link so i could kill him
Link: whats that pudding pop?
Ingo: Alright that explains that but then why am i pregnant?
Kirby: yes and to add more confusion ive taken control of Ganon
Ingo: SH!T! stop popping up like that
Link: so what do we do about all these mind controlling potions?
Kirby: uh i'll have to read the label
Ganon: the potions are undoable
Kirby: quiet im reading....hmmm seems these potions are undoable
Link: UNDOABLE!
Ganon: UNDOABLE! ...no wait i knew that
Ingo: No! if we find the key maker he'll take us to Mt. Doom where we can...
Kirby: what the heck are you talking about?
Ingo: i dont get enough lines
Ganon: well i guess things will just have to keep going the way theyre going
Kirby: nuts to that im outta here
Link: hey! we're through the pipe...we're in the Mushroom Kingdom!
...to be continued...
Link: HEY WAIT! Ganon never got a chance to respond to my gesture of love!
Post by: Klutzy Girl on September 21, 2003, 08:37:08 AM
Post by: PiGPEN on September 26, 2003, 09:45:18 PM
..........
Ganon's Army marches steadily to the Princess' Castle...
Link: uh Ganon i, i love you
Ganon: you hardly know me you ponce!
Link: just tell me i have a chance
Ganon: you're-
PigMinion: HYLIAN TROOPS AHEAD!
Ganon: they're surrounding Toadstool's castle!
Ingo: we have to hurry and save her!
Link: im what?!? im sexy? im interesting? im the love of your life? YOU'RE- WHAT!?!
The first platoon of Hylian troops storm the castle...
Inside Princess Toadstool hangs in a cage over a pool of lava...
HTLeader: freeze Princess we have you surrounded!
Toadstool: Put your guns down or i jump
HTLeader: alright im putting the gun down just come up off that ledge
(another troop whispers to the Leader)
HTLeader: hold on! we were sent here to kill you! FIRE!!!
Under the barrage of gun fire the chain holding the cage snaps and the
Princess plummets into the lava and dissapeers in the toxic steam of metal.
Outside the Castle the Pig Minions and Hylian Troops battle for their Lords...
As Ganon, Link and Ingo force their way into the castle...
Within the castle our heroes find Hylian Troops rejoice drinking the
Mushroom Kingdoms royal ale and digging through the Princess' laundry...
Ganon: whats going on here?
DrunkHT: well first we killed Princess Toadstool and we're having a PAAAARTYYY
(Drunk Hylian Troop pats Ganon on the stomach)
(Ganon takes out his club and smashes the Drunk's head in)
Link: wow youre so forceful Ganon
As Link and Ganon conduct their vengance by killing each and
every Hylian Troop Ingo wanders off through the castle...
Ingo: man its not fair...i dont get a weapon or lines
Ingo: Link doesnt even talk to me anymore...its all Ganon this Ganon that
Ingo: what do i get!? i get pregnant!
As Ingo walks on through the castle all the walls are now mirrors...
Ingo: heh this must be Peach's er i mean Toadstool's makeup room
*PiGPEN*: see this is why you dont get lines i told you not to call her Peach!
(Ingo looks at himself in the mirror)
(Then Ingo starts moving and the mirror image has stopped in place)
Ingo: hey what the-?
(Ingo pokes at the mirror)
Luigi: ow! stop that or i'll whup yo ass!
...to be continued...
Post by: PIAC on October 03, 2003, 01:38:28 AM
Post by: PiGPEN on October 03, 2003, 09:07:50 PM
If you had a choice between going to hell or nothing which would you choose?
Post by: PIAC on October 03, 2003, 09:28:25 PM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 14, 2003, 10:18:25 AM
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If you had a choice between going to hell or nothing which would you choose?
Ohh, you give me a choice. When then I choose to... go to Hell. Yep, gonna go to Hell, gonna go to Hell. *sing-songs as I get my handbasket all ready for Hell*
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 14, 2003, 10:57:48 AM
Isn't that what we've all wanted?
Post by: PiGPEN on October 16, 2003, 09:31:39 PM
plus another reason i dont know why people were offended was that we're mostly Aussie and Canucks round here right? And ive never known an Aussie or Canuck to ever take anything seriously (well except channel TEN....inside joke)
oh and Link's gaay. DK's gaay. McCloud is gaay. And Mario is open-minded.
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 17, 2003, 04:05:48 PM
And I'm American.
Post by: thepoga on October 20, 2003, 06:36:56 PM
this is the funniest and best link thing ever!!!!!
I mean, its a stroke of genius. ok, now before you all start bashing me, and before pigpen gets too happy i have something to confess...
This is the most idiotic thing i have ever read. I made jokes like these in like 3rd grade. its not funny anymore! nitsujdark, i agree with you that this doesn't make any sense. BUT you forgot to mention that this is stupid. id like to prove this mathematically. take the amount of posts pigpen makes. then subtract that by how many dumb posts pigpen makes. then multiply that by 50. this should all come out to be zero. thats how funny this is!
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 21, 2003, 04:50:19 PM
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on October 27, 2003, 05:09:47 AM
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 11:48:48 AM
Post by: thepoga on November 03, 2003, 01:59:41 PM
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 05, 2003, 10:40:29 AM
Post by: PiGPEN on November 09, 2003, 04:40:35 PM
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Originally posted by: thepoga
hey pig pen, why dont u make ur "own" website so u dont have to put ur crap on this one. use geocities.com. u can even post stuff on this website and have ur URL in ur signature. of course only pedophiles and necrophiliacs will click but all the same.
websites suck...i would not waste my precious time to make a tiny little webbysite in the ocean that is the internet. why pedophiles and necrophiliacs? there is no dead sex or child sex in this story...or sex at all for that matter...just sexual themes.
oh and theres no gap in my name. get it right arsehole!
Post by: Bloodworth on November 09, 2003, 07:32:01 PM
