For those of you who thought the year would go smoothly, we’ve got some bad news.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/41711/2015-the-year-of-unintended-consequences
“I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard. And, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got that?”
- Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror II: The Monkey’s Paw
For Nintendo fans and the company itself, the hope going into 2015 was to basically have Homer’s turkey sandwich. With the pending New 3DS and the high of Super Smash Bros. boosting hardware sales, the hope was for a few successes to get ready for the introduction of new hardware in 2016.
As it turned out, it didn’t work that way. In fact, it didn’t even come close.
There are multiple examples this year of fans making a wish that ends up becoming something completely unexpected, whether because of market realities or just plain publisher bullheadedness. After a decade of whining, the Final Fantasy 7 remake is announced… and it’s going to cost multiple hundreds of dollars over multiple games. Hideo Kojima is freed from the shackles of Metal Gear, but only after Konami burns every bridge on their way out of console/handheld gaming, and reduced great developers to janitors. A new Star Wars game is announced to tie into The Force Awakens, but doesn’t actually include anything from the movie. Shenmue 3 finally gets announced, but it’s a crowdfunded title.
But Nintendo seemed to have more of these type of announcements this year than anyone. Let’s run down the year and see how many we can come across.
I had to roll up to the top and make sure this was Donald writing this salt-filled diatribe.