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Title: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 26, 2015, 01:35:39 AM
Looking at the front page of the site, you'll see that one of my predecessors as Forum King has been playing Sonic Boom, possibly because of some kind of lost bet or blackmail scenario. This has made me realize that we should have been doing far more to torment him since he abandoned us to hang out with all the cool kids in the Podcast Discussion section.


Therefore I am opening the floor for suggestions on what we can do to him. I'm looking for creative, innovative suggestions. Somehow we need to top what's already been done.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Khushrenada on May 26, 2015, 01:45:38 AM
Make him Community Manager again.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: UncleBob on May 26, 2015, 01:51:48 AM
Make him Community Manager again.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 26, 2015, 01:56:29 AM
No, I've grown too accustomed to this lifestyle to give it up, even to spite Crimm.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: pokepal148 on May 26, 2015, 02:09:08 AM
Edit his avatar to replace those tacky sunglasses with some pimpin' rareware style googly eyes and edit the forum code so every word he posts ends with the letter 'z' tacked on at the end and every sentence is preceded by 'Imagine Girl:'
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Crimm on May 26, 2015, 10:15:22 AM
I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: pokepal148 on August 14, 2015, 03:21:39 PM
I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.
But what if you also have to host during one of those times.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Stratos on August 14, 2015, 09:38:31 PM
Isn't being NWR Features Editor enough punishment for one man?
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Shaymin on August 14, 2015, 11:30:09 PM
I dunno, I'll ask Justin.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Crimm on August 26, 2015, 12:24:50 AM
I dunno, I'll ask Justin.


I held that title during the dark times. Like when my predecessor lost the GotY votes - back before I changed the entire system by fiat and removed the TWENTY SEVEN categories we voted on. Also that time I had to edit a Metroid feature.


I have to work with Jon twice a week, I'm good on torture.
But what if you also have to host during one of those times.
I HOST BOTH OF THEM
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Wah on August 26, 2015, 09:14:01 PM
Sonic Adventure, the games aged like old cheese.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Crimm on August 26, 2015, 09:56:49 PM
You'll throw up old cheese. Bad Sonic stays with you forever
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Wah on August 26, 2015, 11:05:04 PM
Have you seen sonic adventure cutscenes? egh!!
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Crimm on August 27, 2015, 01:32:50 AM
Have you seen sonic adventure cutscenes? egh!!


The Quest for Froggy
as performed by Duke Nukem
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Wah on August 27, 2015, 10:23:06 PM
Hey hey hey!
No hating on Froggy! :D
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 23, 2015, 07:43:02 PM
It's just sad to see Crimm become what he's become. He used to be one of the best sarcastic, hyperbolic assholes in the business, but he's lost his edge. I just want to make a promise to all of you that I will never, ever take anything seriously, regardless of how much it may be called for, and I will to the best of my ability have as little integrity as possible.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Khushrenada on October 06, 2015, 02:11:28 AM
If a troll doesn't troll when he's expected to troll...

(http://shared.frenys.com/assets/1010833/6034466.jpg)

isn't that still trolling?
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: Shaymin on October 06, 2015, 07:00:04 AM
I put That Motherfucker on the front page, since that seems to affect him more than the forums.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: pokepal148 on December 17, 2015, 06:58:24 PM
I'm just going to leave this here:

https://twitter.com/Pokepal148/status/677637185772912642?s=09 (https://twitter.com/Pokepal148/status/677637185772912642?s=09)
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: ShyGuy on December 18, 2015, 12:28:39 AM
I think Khush found a way.
Title: Re: What else can we do to torture Crimm?
Post by: TOPHATANT123 on December 18, 2015, 03:17:44 AM