Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:35:29 PM
Title: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:35:29 PM
Finally, after decades of struggle, I have managed to finally be free from the prison Khushrenada has trapped me in. I am the Anti-Khushrenada!
My eternal rival Khushrenada has done all he can to prevent me from being able to claim my place as NWR's best poster but I was finally able to defeat him by getting in contact with and hiring the best criminal mind that is NotKhushrenada!
I could go into more detail but I don't like to make long speeches. As the opposite of Khushrenada, it is just one of the many myriad ways that we differ. I look forward to now being able to posting on NWR instead of being forced to lurk on it's forums because of that dastardly Khushrenada.
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: pokepal148 on March 05, 2015, 08:37:56 PM
Does that mean you'll be joining my mafia game?
Title: Re: KHUSH IS A DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 05, 2015, 08:38:48 PM
I would never play a mafia game. In fact, could we just delete that whole forum and pretend it never existed?
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 01:12:00 AM
So, allow me to introduce myself to you all. I am the Anti-Khushrenada. Yes, I am new here. I'm currently building up my posting muscles and strength in order to be able to leave the Funhouse and post all over the forums. In order to do that, I thought I would open up the floor to the rest of the users here and give you all a chance to ask me so questions to get to know me better in order for us all to become good friends.
I would never play a mafia game. In fact, could we just delete that whole forum and pretend it never existed?
I second this and would like to add I would donate MONEY to the site if they follow through with that.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Shaymin on March 06, 2015, 07:39:53 PM
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Lady Une on March 06, 2015, 09:58:28 PM
If I can take away some of Anti-Khushrenada's popularity, I can hopefully weaken him and keep him from using the rip in the forum's code to remake the forums.
Oh no! The poll is rigged.... I can't do anything to stop it. Now what?
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 06, 2015, 10:35:42 PM
Well, I've had another fun enjoyable day being able to post and participate with everyone here. I hope tomorrow we can have just as much fun. I hope we get more posts from some of my favorite posters and that we can talk more about games. I wish I could post here more but I spend most of my time playing video games instead of posting and talking about them. :-[ Sorry. It's just who I am. :)
I know Lady Une has asked for people here not to help me become part of the community but I hope you don't listen to her.
Instead, why don't we all work on harnessing the power from the rip in the forum's code of space and time and work on learning how to manipulate to make this a better, friendlier, and happier place? I know that's what I'd like to do. Talk to you later. ;D
END ACT 2.
THE FINAL ACT IS NOW OPEN US.
KHUSHRENADA IS LOST SOMEWHERE IN THESE FORUMS. CAN ANYONE FIND HIM?
WHO ARE THE FIVE SPECIAL POSTERS? WHAT POWER DO THEY HAVE?
IS ANTI-KHUSHRENADA FRIEND OR FOE? SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO?
WATCH IT ALL UNFOLD IN ACT 3. DON'T MISS IT!
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: that Baby guy on March 07, 2015, 12:33:26 PM
Nothing to see here, people. Move along.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Silenced on March 07, 2015, 10:02:41 PM
Mafia always kills Khush first.
Vendetta vote Insanolord. He'd do the same.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 02:23:26 PM
Minion: "Good news, sir! We've harnessed enough power from the rift that we feel we can now test the Forum Code Control Super Laser of Destruction and Recreation in Anti-Khushrenada's Image Weapon. Shall we do so?"
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 10:08:24 PM
Yes. And after, let's think of some more words we can add to the name of the weapon as I don't think we're fully explaining everything it can do.
Minion: "Good news, sir! We have a confirmed direct hit on topic Streetpass Hats. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=46592.0) Much damage has been done."
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 10:24:41 PM
Minion: "Of course. We will start inputting the data used from this first shot to increase the weapon's capabilities. We should be ready to fire another shot in 2 hours after breaking down the latest info we have now gathered."
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 10:27:16 PM
Very good. Try to make it sooner if you can.
There's a whole forum out there I need to purify! 8)
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 09, 2015, 12:37:17 AM
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 09, 2015, 12:40:33 AM
NotKhushrenada!
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 09, 2015, 12:47:29 AM
*I must stop the Anti-Khushrenada from laser shoot but how? I must buy more of the time to find Khushrenada. Thus, I must make the distraction...... Of course!*
Before you shoot laser, I have something I think you would want to take the look at:
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 09, 2015, 12:51:17 AM
Ok. We're going to hold off firing the laser for a moment.
There's someone here I want to get to know.....
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 09, 2015, 01:02:02 AM
Phew. I have boughten the time we need for now.
Yes, our heroic heroes are still waiting to see if anyone will show up to claim their ringbearer status so the story takes one more day to complete. At least it gives the rest of the forum a chance to catch up on things and catch this one time only Funhouse experience before it is over.
Remember, all involved in this production are volunteers and we greatly appreciate anything you may be willing to donate to help us with the costs incurred for this production. We'll also be performing in Tuscon, Arizona on Mar. 18th and Providence, Rhode Island on Mar. 23 so if you would like to see an encore act or recommend us to any friends or family you have at those locations, we'd greatly appreciate it. We're here for the fans.
Finally, the writer for this story would like to state that he wanted to take the distraction joke a bit further. After NotKhushrenada shows Anti-Khushrenada the acceptably looking man, Anti-Khushrenada would sigh and remind NotKhushrenada that he is the still the Anti-Khushrenada to which NotKhushrenada would then introduce him to a cow and then the Anti-Khushrenada would be willing to put the laser show on hold. However, the writer is fully aware that he is on a razor's edge of risk with some of the elements this story has already involved and so he made the cut to the joke you see now. Have to pick your battles and best not to keep pushing on everything and he was quite worried over already posting an image of an attractive lady and semi-fit gentleman and the reception that may cause.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: UncleBob on March 09, 2015, 01:38:27 AM
Hey, look, Khush is back. I freed him all by myself. :D
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 09, 2015, 02:18:57 AM
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: UncleBob on March 09, 2015, 02:37:13 AM
I'm not sure what the above message is, but I can only assume it's a personalized thank you for freeing you.
:D
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Wah on March 09, 2015, 08:48:11 PM
Or maybe it's because you touch yourself 8)
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 10, 2015, 12:08:25 AM
Well, that was a most lovely day but no more time for distractions. Everyone get to your places. We fire the Anti-Khushrenada Forum Dream Machine (trademark pending) in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:37:38 AM
You know, some people are going to call me a poor sport here but let's face it. I said I was going to fire the laser 10 minutes ago and as the time stamps on these posts clearly show, I should have been able to do that an hour ago. These forums should be burning in mass destruction and chaos right now.
This is just a case of bad time management and writing on the narrator's part and I for one am starting to be really ashamed of being involved in this whole fiasco.
But what really gets my goat is how well I maneuvered Insanolord up to this point. As the Anti-Khushrenada, me and him get along so well. But then Captain Khushrenada shows up and he's the new hotness suddenly and now Insanolord wants to imitate him and be Captain Insanolord. What is an evil duplicate poster to do?
At least I had the Evil Khushrenada on my side who gave me this fancy weapons technology. Us pure evil posters need to stick together like that.
Well, I suppose at this point, I'm supposed to give the order to fire the laser but I'm guessing we all know it's going to fail now based on how long I've been forced to wait to fire the bloody thing. What a load of bull.
oooOOOOooooooooOOOOOoooo, fire the laaaAAAaaaAAAaaaassssseer! :P
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 10, 2015, 01:43:03 AM
You want to talk timestamps, I called myself the captain of these forums before you did that. You're just mad that you're a total fraud who's never had an original idea in his sad, miserable life.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:56:04 AM
You want to talk timestamps, I called myself the captain of these forums before you did that. You're just mad that you're a total fraud who's never had an original idea in his sad, miserable life.
I'm not Captain Khushrenada. I'm the Anti-Khushrenada. My god! Is this what it is always like on these forums? What do I care about when you claimed to make believe you were a homosexual pirate? You've jumped on the Captain bandwagon and abandoned me, your best friend on these forums and now you come crawling back for sympathy? No sir! I will not give you that kindness.
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:58:53 AM
YO-HO-HO HOES AND WHORES! I'm here to @#$%@#$%@# stop a @#$%#@#$% laser! Avast ye, matey!
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 10, 2015, 02:05:10 AM
Oh no. It only took you one year later to get here. :P
I HATE YOU KHUSHRENADA! I hate you and I hate these forums so much! The fact that you can keep spewing this crap after all this time with no sense of shame is just sickening! I've never seen such a shoddly written anti-climax in all my life.
Wait, minions. Don't fire the laser. It's pointed in the wrong direction. Captain Khushrenada has pushed it in the direction of the Hired Get thread. Oh no oh me oh my oh why.......
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 02:33:20 AM
YARRRRGH! Now let's see what @#$%@$%@ happens when I @#$%@$#%@#$ super punch this @$%@$%^$#@$% laser!
YO-HO-HO! That did some damage! A @$#%@#$%@$#% direct hit!
Yarrrrr! Now let's see what @$#%@$%$%^ happens when I @$#%@#$%$%^ piss all over it!
Title: Re: YESSS!!!! I AM FREE!!!!
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 10, 2015, 02:39:52 AM
You drunken fool. Liquid and electricity don't mix!
Look! It's unleashing unstable energy beams into the rift!
