Post by: Halbred on July 23, 2014, 10:34:00 AM
Maybe they can add this stuff in the sequel.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/38127/top-ten-things-missing-from-tomodachi-life
10. Peeing & pooping
Oh, horrible diarrhea!9. Bitter divorce
Complete with child custody battles!8. Rockwell's "Somebody's Watchin' Me"
I wonder who's watching me now? WHO? Zach's look-a-like?7. Schools of any kind
Not even a community college?6. Vehicular manslaughter
This might explain the lack of vehicles...5. Wildlife
Maybe they ate everything?4. Infanticide
Man, this list just got DARK.3. Stereotypical 90's hip-hop outfits
Associated catchphrase: "YEAAAAH BOOOOYYYYY!"2. Labor disputes
Well, none of them work full time.1. A lottery
And no Hunger Games-style lottery either. Immediate stoning.Post by: Oblivion on July 23, 2014, 05:37:49 PM
Post by: pokepal148 on July 23, 2014, 07:30:41 PM
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 23, 2014, 09:13:57 PM
Is usage of recreational drugs (ie marijuana, alcohol) allowed in the game? if not that should also be on the list.
Post by: Halbred on July 23, 2014, 09:53:02 PM
I'd been wanting to do a Top Ten thing for awhile now, inspired by the Letterman show (not other sites). Originally I wanted to do it as either an image-free list OR as a weekly thing to throw in between Connectivity segments. Read aloud, as the Top Ten list on Letterman is.
Well, internal discussions were had and the feature ended up on the site, not on the podcast. Additionally, images were strongly encouraged. Personally, I don't think they add much. I feel like the images are redundant and, in this instance IN PARTICULAR, dulled the impact of the jokes.
I'm pretty sure typing "infanticide" into Google Image Search puts you on a government watch list, so I took a creative way out. But this list doesn't need images to work. The intent is for this to be a weekly humor piece, but let me know if you don't like it or if it needs improving. I wouldn't disagree that this week's list was "tasteless," but because it's something super-innocent like Tomodachi Life, I think it kind of works. I think the images dull the presentation.
So that's the Top Ten. I would like to continue them, but not if nobody likes them. Oddly enough, they have been getting an unusually high number of hits--whether that's because people like lists or because people think they're funny, I don't know.
Post by: Shaymin on July 23, 2014, 10:31:19 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 23, 2014, 10:44:43 PM
The site needs content, and content creates clicks. Clicks bring new readers. New readers creates more commenters. More commenters give Khush someone to harass/recruit into the forums.
It's a cycle of Forum Life.
Post by: Phil on July 24, 2014, 01:18:42 AM
Post by: Phil on July 24, 2014, 01:19:15 AM
Post by: Oblivion on July 24, 2014, 01:29:10 AM
Post by: ShyGuy on July 24, 2014, 01:34:46 AM
10. James Jones Stunnah Shades
9. Brood Wars complaints department, Please hold.
8. Changyuraptor yangi
7. Anime Figurines
6. Jurassic Park 4
5. Sweat Pants
4. Alaska
3. "Connectivity" more than a podcast (if you know what I'm sayin')
2. Shantae Rule 34
1. Cthulhu
*cue music* We'll be right back with Bill Murray!
Post by: Rodrigue on July 26, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
Post by: King of Twitch on July 27, 2014, 04:53:25 PM
