Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: Crimm on June 16, 2011, 12:18:46 PM
Title: Why can't I pick up women?
Post by: Crimm on June 16, 2011, 12:18:46 PM
need more benchpresses
Title: Unclebob makes a sound, Khushrenada post a lot of garbage
Post by: UncleBob on October 16, 2013, 01:18:15 AM
Ah.
Title: A broken thread.
Post by: Khushrenada on November 20, 2013, 01:14:11 AM
But you aren't.
Title: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: Stratos on June 17, 2014, 08:00:26 PM
Yes. Yes that was me.
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Khushrenada on June 17, 2014, 08:30:11 PM
Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with this blatant attempt to cash in on my popularity and genius.
Remember, kids, only read the posts stamped with the Khushrenada Seal of Comedy Freshness. The seal is for your safety and to protect you from the Stratos brand knock-offs that could sever a limb or kill your family. If the Seal of Comedy Freshness is broken, please check the date of the post and read at your own discretion. Any lasting psychological trauma that may result from the reader's lack of safety precautions in this matter is of no concern to me. If you are surfing the internet and someone offers you some Stratos posts to read, tell them no thank you in a loud voice and walk as fast as you can to your parents, a neighbor, a friend's parent, a parent with children, or any adult in the area that you can trust. If you cannot tell an adult, or if there isn't an adult in the area, walk to your house. Then call 911. This person is a bad stranger and not your friend. He is clearly seeking to harm you. With your help, we can remove this terrible element from the internet and make it a safer place for all. An internet filled with Khushrenada posts and no Stratos posts. Yes, we can!
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Stratos on June 17, 2014, 08:53:43 PM
I go by the Funhouse Gold Standard of Fun scale. Don't know anything about this Seal of Comedy Freshness shenanigans.
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Khushrenada on June 17, 2014, 09:08:45 PM
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Khushrenada on June 17, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
The better to show off my big chest!
................................
Wait a minute! That doesn't sound as good as I first thought it did!
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Khushrenada on June 19, 2014, 12:38:09 PM
click on threads with clickbait titles?
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Wah on June 20, 2014, 12:42:13 AM
Yes ::)
Title: Can you.....
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2014, 02:09:16 AM
resist clicking to see what the thread is about even if you suspect it is terrible or is the curiosity that you might be missing out on something actually funny too powerful for you to resist?
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: Plugabugz on June 20, 2014, 04:26:38 AM
CLICKBAIT.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: nickmitch on June 20, 2014, 09:35:20 AM
No because I couldn't see the question without clicking in the thread.
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: nickmitch on June 20, 2014, 09:35:41 AM
Almost never.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2014, 10:04:38 AM
Don't feel bad. I click on the thread because I see a response and have no idea what it may be like but I've got to know.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2014, 10:17:20 AM
I'm going to have to combine the Khush threads into a mega Khush thread, aren't I?
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2014, 10:46:19 AM
Why?
What is the NWR fascination with combining everything into thread?
That's not what the funhouse is about.
You have failed these forums.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: UncleBob on June 20, 2014, 10:46:55 AM
You have failed my mother.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2014, 11:27:40 AM
Guess we have something in common then.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: nickmitch on June 20, 2014, 02:08:29 PM
Megathreads kill small, mom-and-pop threads like these.
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2014, 04:13:17 PM
Your big belly you mean?
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: Mop it up on June 20, 2014, 06:02:50 PM
No.
Title: Re: Can you.....
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2014, 06:50:10 PM
I represent the greater interest of Forums-R-Us and Thread*Mart (Hey UncleBob!! you're doing a good job BTW, keep up the good work*). I just wanted to inform you that we will be moving into this area and likely consolidating the majority of the threads that overlap with our topics of interest.
Have a Good Day :)
*UncleBob works at one of our sister stores that has seen great success in consolidating all things related to Walls
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2014, 07:15:44 PM
How do you have multiple click bait threads running at the same time? How am I posting in these click bait threads?
Title: Re: That was you?!
Post by: Khushrenada on June 20, 2014, 07:37:40 PM
It's sort of a fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me kind of thing going on. The blame is on all of you and not me. Ha ha ha. I am so smart.
Plus, I think it just shows how starved this forum is for new threads to post it. Even if the threads are basically the same, people are still using them because it's new instead of the same old, same old.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: Khushrenada on June 27, 2014, 01:36:16 AM
And this is better, how?
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 27, 2014, 05:43:51 AM
I've gotta say, this recent trend of all our subpar posters creating Funhouse threads devoted to their mediocrity is wearing thin.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: nickmitch on June 27, 2014, 09:00:04 AM
Gotta admit, the megathread really lacks the charm of all the smaller threads.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: lolmonade on June 27, 2014, 11:27:31 AM
I've gotta say, this recent trend of all our subpar posters creating Funhouse threads devoted to their mediocrity is wearing thin.
You just wish you had thought to do it first...or 2nd...or 3rd.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 27, 2014, 11:38:01 AM
I had my own thread a while ago. I was doing it before it was the trendy new thing. But it's somewhat unnecessary now since I have god powers and just hijack somebody else's thread if I feel so inclined.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: pokepal148 on June 27, 2014, 12:35:00 PM
I had my own thread a while ago. I was doing it before it was the trendy new thing. But it's somewhat unnecessary now since I have god powers and just hijack somebody else's thread if I feel so inclined.
terrorist!!!!!!
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: Khushrenada on June 27, 2014, 12:48:21 PM
I've gotta say, this recent trend of all our subpar posters creating Funhouse threads devoted to their mediocrity is wearing thin.
Just following your example in general chat with the soccer thread, chief!
Excuse me? The Seattle Sounders and the US national team are far from mediocre. It's much more like the threads everyone except me make about things that actually suck.
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: nickmitch on June 27, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
I've gotta say, this recent trend of all our subpar posters creating Funhouse threads devoted to their mediocrity is wearing thin.
Just following your example in general chat with the soccer thread, chief!
Excuse me? The Seattle Sounders and the US national team are far from mediocre. It's much more like the threads everyone except me make about things that actually suck.
zzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZzzz. . .
!
Oh, sorry. I fell asleep. Were you talking about soccer ag- *YAWN*
Title: Re: That Khush's clickbait megathread
Post by: UncleBob on June 27, 2014, 02:18:38 PM
The thing that seems wrong here is that Khush doesn't even get the OP to his own mega thread. :(
Fixed. Now you can at least change the OP as often as you want. You can even do something like a "meme of the day" or something. ;)
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 27, 2014, 06:48:18 PM
Where did you find that post to make the OP from?
Anyways, I'm just going to change the title since I don't believe in having a megathread of my own. The entire forums are my megathread. And with that, this thread can die.
And I'll show you meme of the day. I've had an idea for some time about it but have put it off as it might get me banned for a bit again or at least a warning. With the mafia game soon to wrap up, maybe it is time to just enact it.
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: UncleBob on June 27, 2014, 09:15:59 PM
It was a reply you made in Spam post that got deleted (thus the recycle icon - I dug it out of the recycle bin).
But no, this thread should not die. I'd sticky it, but no one reads sticky threads...
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: UncleBob on June 27, 2014, 09:19:43 PM
Also, if you do end up doing something to get yourself warned or banned, I hope we don't have to go through the whole song and dance again when you lose your mod powers over the Mafia forum. ;)
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 27, 2014, 09:40:09 PM
Aw shoot. That's right. Nuts.
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on June 30, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
tyrant lord unclebob flexing his petty powers again
snoooorrrreeee
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: UncleBob on July 01, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
Except, of course, I didn't combine these threads. :p
Title: Re: A broken thread.
Post by: Crimm on July 01, 2014, 08:17:33 PM
Except, of course, I didn't combine these threads. :p
Or did you?
Title: Re: Unclebob makes a sound, Khushrenada post a lot of garbage
Post by: UncleBob on July 01, 2014, 11:56:22 PM
Now it looks even worse. Really, if you're going to abuse your mod powers, you have to make it so that it doesn't show you edited the OP. Let me show you...
Title: Re: Why can't I pick up women?
Post by: Plugabugz on July 08, 2014, 09:11:11 AM
Evidence is not relevant. The assignment of blame is more important.
Title: Re: Why can't I pick up women?
Post by: pokepal148 on July 08, 2014, 06:22:33 PM
I have a feeling he was trying to have his post hidden so that it would look like khush was the one who changed it and then if khush changed the first post it the thread would still have the name crimm gave it.
If that makes any sense...
Heck I think he just moved that post from another thread (and I think I know which one...)
Title: Re: Why can't I pick up women?
Post by: King of Twitch on July 09, 2014, 07:18:17 PM
I worked out a couple days ago and my arms are still dead. I've been walking around like a t-rex because of it, so it's kinda funny.
Title: Re: Why can't I pick up women?
Post by: Crimm on July 11, 2014, 01:44:48 AM
I dug 40 fence post holes a few months ago and I couldnt even sign receipts.
