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Title: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Phil on May 23, 2014, 02:25:45 PM

*sigh*

After allegations and a leaked recorded conversation I had with my girlfriend, admitting that I did not like Diet Coke and did not want it served in my arena, I am selling the team to the MLB. It's an NBA team, sure, but I'm selling it to the MLB anyway.

I made a mistake, okay? Sure, when I issued my apology with Anderson Cooper, I may have insulted Pepsi, Mountain Dew, and RC Cola in the process, making things worse, but I made a mistake.

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Khushrenada on May 23, 2014, 02:32:10 PM

I forgive you.

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Phil on May 23, 2014, 02:39:52 PM

Quote from: Khushrenada on May 23, 2014, 02:32:10 PM

I forgive you.

*hugs*

Where I come from that's what people do when they are forgiven.

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Khushrenada on May 23, 2014, 02:53:21 PM

Oh. I was hoping for money since you will have a lot of extra cash from selling your team. Welp, off to plan B (for blackmail.)

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Stratos on May 23, 2014, 05:25:35 PM

I call BS. I know you did it for the sex. I don't blame you, I would do it for the sex too.

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Wah on May 28, 2014, 09:09:50 PM

Ummmm...ok.... :confused;

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Soren on May 29, 2014, 01:24:38 PM

I'll give you eleventy billion dollars for it.

Title: Re: I'm selling the team.
Post by: Shaymin on May 29, 2014, 09:23:37 PM

So now that you got 2 billion from J Allard... can I borrow $20?