Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Phil on February 27, 2014, 01:23:29 AM
Title: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Phil on February 27, 2014, 01:23:29 AM
This means I have 28 cakes, yes? Who would like some? There's even some sugar-free cakes for those who are not able to consume sweets.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 27, 2014, 01:41:28 AM
*and Lex disappointingly turned around and went home...* (Not enough cakes)
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Stratos on February 27, 2014, 10:48:25 AM
All 28 cakes are a lie. That is why older people get grumpy and lose their zest for life.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: nickmitch on February 27, 2014, 01:44:34 PM
Eat the cake, Ana Mae.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on February 27, 2014, 04:45:11 PM
Let them eat cake.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Khushrenada on February 27, 2014, 10:21:40 PM
Cake is the true symbol of gluteny. If you eat a whole pizza, people think 'wow he was hungry'. If you eat a whole cake, people think 'jeeze, he has a problem'.
Its not like drinking. You cant say "Yeah I had 4 pieces of cake last night." Why would you say that? "I just want you to know I partied."
-Jim Gaffigan
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Phil on February 27, 2014, 11:12:29 PM
I don't know if you meant to spell "gluttony" gluteny (aka gluten-y), but that's a hilarious pun all the same.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Khushrenada on February 28, 2014, 01:59:26 AM
Actually, I just copied and pasted that off another site. I knew what the joke was that I was looking for and once I saw it, I didn't bother to proof-read and didn't notice that. You just can't trust what you find on the internet these days.
Title: Re: I have a cake next to my age in my profile.
Post by: Phil on March 01, 2014, 06:05:07 PM
I saw that I had died in 2003. I need to do more research to see if that's actually real or not.
