Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Phil on February 14, 2014, 05:16:48 PM
Title: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Phil on February 14, 2014, 05:16:48 PM
Been sitting in this chair doing articles and work for a good four hours now.
So yes, my butt is asleep, but I do ask that you do not talk too loud. I don't want to wake it. It can be a real bastard when it's woken up. :(
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Stratos on February 14, 2014, 09:09:57 PM
Your butt is full of it. I heard it talking **** about you in the other room.
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Phil on February 14, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
Yeah, it gets diarrhea of the mouth and just spews insults.
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: lolmonade on February 16, 2014, 10:41:43 PM
Does your butt snore when it's asleep?
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Phil on February 17, 2014, 12:07:03 PM
Snores of the smelly kind, yes. Simpletons might know them as "farts."
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Apollo5 on February 25, 2014, 06:31:03 PM
Get ready for the year of Star Tropics!
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Phil on March 07, 2014, 08:36:17 PM
This topic has been pinned, hm?
I know I was the longest running staff member, but my butt is its own thing. It's independent, really, despite being attached to me. Sort of like a Siamese twin, I guess. I don't think it's important enough to be pinned in this important section of the forums. It's not my call, though, and I don't think it's right for me to ask for it to be unpinned. In fact, if the staff deem it appropriate, please continue having it pinned. My butt is proud. It even roared a little just now.
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 09, 2014, 06:10:22 PM
I know I was the longest running staff member, but my butt is its own thing. It's independent, really, despite being attached to me. Sort of like a Siamese twin, I guess. I don't think it's important enough to be pinned in this important section of the forums. It's not my call, though, and I don't think it's right for me to ask for it to be unpinned. In fact, if the staff deem it appropriate, please continue having it pinned. My butt is proud. It even roared a little just now.
It must be hungry, are you feeding it regularly?
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Phil on March 10, 2014, 12:09:40 AM
Suppositories, yes.
Title: Re: My butt is asleep.
Post by: Wah on March 16, 2014, 10:48:21 PM
