Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 02:48:25 AM
Title: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 02:48:25 AM
My entire life I thought I was circumcised. Until my mother told me that they never did it due to something or other (I can't remember what she said, something about my dad not wanting it done). However... knowing what an uncircumcised and a circumcised penis is... I'm obviously circumcised. When the **** would this happen? Is my mom just an idiot and doesn't remember?
To be honest, I don't know why I posted this. I needed to get it off my chest, I suppose.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 03:01:46 AM
Oh my god this sounded better in my head
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 09:28:35 AM
Forget it. Not even gonna bother with trying to reply in any useful manner. Seek help.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 10, 2014, 09:35:40 AM
Two questions come to mind: A) What, exactly, are you asking for help with? B) How, exactly, do you want *us* to help you with it?
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Ceric on February 10, 2014, 09:51:52 AM
In general a Circumcised Penis has less chance of infection throughout life because it is easier to clean and maintain. Which here in the United States unless told otherwise Doctors tend to air towards circumcision.
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Post by: Khushrenada on February 10, 2014, 12:01:55 PM
So, you want to get uncircumcised do ya? Well, first you are going to need a mallet.......
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Post by: lolmonade on February 10, 2014, 12:09:17 PM
I'm assuming this is some sort of joke, considering we're in the funhouse.
If for any reason this is serious, just schedule an appointment with your doctor and ask him or her to check it out. the benefits or drawback of either are miniscule, I assume, as long as you keep yourself clean in that area.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 12:47:25 PM
It's a serious thread but I didn't think something like this could be in the general chat. If you want to make fun of this, go right ahead. :P
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 01:13:44 PM
I guess you're just looking for tips.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 01:13:55 PM
Just another concerned forum member.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 01:14:11 PM
He just wants to have a clear head.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 01:18:40 PM
Heads up!
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 01:19:30 PM
Oblivion does not want this kept under wraps. He wants this uncovered.
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Post by: Khushrenada on February 10, 2014, 02:08:01 PM
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 10, 2014, 04:20:17 PM
Director's cut.
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Post by: pokepal148 on February 10, 2014, 04:44:04 PM
This threads headed for the chopping block.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: lolmonade on February 10, 2014, 08:06:51 PM
Oblivion's family and friends are going to be concerned when they see repeated google searches for circumcised & uncircumcised penises in his web browsing history.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 10, 2014, 08:18:23 PM
"Do your parents know your g@y?"
- uhhh, what!?
"It's a yes or no question!!!!"
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Post by: nickmitch on February 10, 2014, 09:17:16 PM
Our friend is clearly having a serious issue, and you guys are just dicking around.
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Post by: pokepal148 on February 10, 2014, 09:29:26 PM
Here in the funhouse we try to stay on the cutting edge of these issues.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Oblivion on February 10, 2014, 09:37:06 PM
Oblivion's family and friends are going to be concerned when they see repeated google searches for circumcised & uncircumcised penises in his web browsing history.
Trust me, that ain't the worst in my search history. I've never used Incognito Mode.
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: UncleBob on February 10, 2014, 09:47:17 PM
Maybe he really is oblivious I really hate using that joke for the third time in the past month or so and I intend to save it for those special moments but I couldn't pass the opportunity here
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Stogi on February 10, 2014, 10:59:51 PM
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
What?? I ...don't even...hahahaha
Title: Re: Guys, I need help here
Post by: Khushrenada on February 11, 2014, 12:26:04 AM
