Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Stogi on April 10, 2013, 04:39:46 PM
Title: Nintendo should make this game.
Post by: Stogi on April 10, 2013, 04:39:46 PM
No it's not a pic with a pun or an article that if read sarcastically explains why the gaming industry is up its own ass. Its just a hilarious idea that Nintendo would never make.
Meet Jeb.
Jeb is going to die at some point today. It could be a car accident, it could be falling down the stairs, it could even be an attack by a pack of squirrels. The point is, he is going to die, unless you help him.
You can't actively help him or manipulate him directly. You can only set the parameters for the day. Is it a sunny or rainy day? Will his car start? Does he forget his cellphone? Does he wake up late? And so on. If it's sunny and his car doesn't start, then he'll walk to work...and get attacked by a pack of squirrels. If he wakes up late and it's rainy, he'll drive faster to get to work...and die in a car accident.
There is a way to save his life. A unique combination of factors is all it takes to get Jeb through the day. And onces he's safe, you meet Mary.
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Post by: Ceric on April 10, 2013, 04:44:06 PM
This sounds like a Pacman game I owned.
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Post by: Pixelated Pixies on April 10, 2013, 05:53:22 PM
It sounds like a Kenny McCormick simulator.
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Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 10, 2013, 05:57:44 PM
It sounds like Ghost Trick
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Post by: Stogi on April 10, 2013, 06:03:18 PM
Ghost Trick sounds awesome. Kinda wish I had an iphone right now.
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Post by: Fatty The Hutt on April 10, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
For me, Ghost Trick is a DS game. They have it on iphone now? mmmOK...
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 10, 2013, 06:20:41 PM
I'm going to learn to program and steal this idea.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on April 10, 2013, 06:33:23 PM
Sounds like politics.
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Post by: Stogi on April 10, 2013, 06:42:37 PM
I'm going to learn to program and steal this idea.
If it lets me play it....
Just make sure on the last level you have the person kill themselves and there's nothing the player can do about it.
The person comes home (which is how you tell you beat the level) but instead of hearing the victory jingle, it follows them inside and you watch as this person prepares a noose and then hangs himself.
Thr horror on the gamers faces. Priceless.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on April 10, 2013, 06:52:28 PM
Or if you get the happy ending, he ties his belt around his neck, throws it over the shower curtain rod and rubs one out.
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Post by: Stogi on April 10, 2013, 07:00:24 PM
Hahaha
Or they could come home and the house collapses.
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Post by: Ceric on April 10, 2013, 09:23:29 PM
You know what would be the real trick in a game like this is to make things not lock and key. So say the sun dries the road. Have the sun produce heat on the road and when it reaches a point it dries. So if instead you want to cover the road with Napalm and light it it would still dry the road.
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Post by: Oblivion on April 10, 2013, 10:25:04 PM
That sounds like that Will Ferrel movie.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on April 10, 2013, 10:29:18 PM
His dog bites him and he dies of tetanus unless a ghost haunts the dogfood and explodes the dog's head. The dog is also a playable character in online deathmatch
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Post by: azeke on April 10, 2013, 10:43:52 PM
